Chapter 127: Love Life, Love Wife
Luo Yang didn't have time to think about it, and shouted: "Lady, spare your life!" For the sake of you and my sexual well-being, please be merciful, I still want to have a bunch of babies with you! Cut off the birds! β
Luo Yang seemed to be holding something in his hand, shaking it vigorously, and at this time, it seemed that a voice came from an extremely distant place: "...... Comrade, wake up, it's time to get there! β
Luo Yang opened his hazy eyes and realized that he was dreaming, and tears of excitement welled up in his eyes - dear 'brother', I finally saved you!
Hey?
Whose arm am I holding?
As soon as Luo Yang looked up, he saw a scumbag pilot uncle, smiling at himself!
Luo Yang bounced away like lightning and defended: "I'm sorry, I'm asleep!" I dreamed of a great flood, and I held on to a piece of driftwood and didn't let go until I died......"
The buddy in military uniform and with a scumbag grinned: "Comrade, is this driftwood called 'Lady, spare your life'?" β
cough cough cough ......
At this moment, Luo Yang really wanted to find a piece of tofu and shoot himself unconscious!
"Climb over the mountain in front of you, and then cross a river, and you will reach the other party's land......"
Hu Dahai, a bearded pilot, said: "That river is the border dividing line between the two countries, and if you cross the river, it will not be the boundary of our Huaxia country. β
Luo Yang nodded: "I understand!" I have nothing to do with Huaxia or the military! β
Hu Dahai nodded: "The latest news, the ten-member special operations team of the J Army Division has been captured, and the location of detention is unknown!" β
Luo Yang frowned - when he set off, Old Man Zhang Dajiang only said that he had fallen into a trap carefully arranged by some people and was besieged!
I didn't expect to be defeated so quickly and become a prisoner!
single-handedly, stealing into the territory of other countries, and rescuing the captured special operations team and rescuing Shen Ying in the hands of heavily guarded foreign armed forces...... Luo Yang instantly felt a lot of pressure!
ββIt would be perfect if the 'soldier kings' on the plane just now could act with him and form a 'rescue team'!
When it comes to saving people, Luo Yang's confidence is not very strong - in the final analysis, he is a 'murderer', not a 'rescuer'. It's a 'destroyer', not a 'builder'.
He's good at killing, not saving!
Rescue and killing are two completely opposite subjects!
Many people are questioning why when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, what was the Tuota Li Heavenly King, Taishang Laojun, and the Jade Emperor...... All of them are ants, they can slap their faces as much as they want, and abuse them as much as they want!
But later became Tang Sanzang's apprentice, and on the way to the west to learn scriptures, he couldn't even do the mounts of the immortals, and was beaten by the cow of Taishang Laojun, the fairy daughter of King Tota Li, etc.! Why does it take a whistle to blow the whistle and move rescuers to solve the problem?
Could it be that Sun Wukong was still a boy when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and after following Tang Sanzang, he was blown up with chrysanthemums, broke his golden body, and his mana was greatly reduced?
In fact, Sun Wukong can't be blamed for this, let alone suspicious of Tang Seng's sexual orientation!
At the end of the day, that's the difference between a saboteur and a builder!
When Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he was a saboteur, and he was very handy, so he was very powerful.
Later, on the way to learn the scriptures of the Tang Dynasty, he appeared as a protector and became a 'builder', doing this business, Sun Wukong is not good at it, so he feels awkward everywhere, even the mounts of the defeated generals in the past, can be pressed under him by Mount Tai, so that he can taste the taste of 'peanut milk fart'.
There is a specialization in the art industry, let a killer assassinate someone, he must be handy, let him protect someone, he will definitely not be able - how can a killer do the job of a bodyguard?
Now Luo Yang is facing such an embarrassing situation - he feels his chrysanthemum itching!
"The other party's peripheral troops are stationed not far from the other side of the river, and there are our people in them, when you go to him to connect, he will tell you the specific situation!" Hu Dahai said.
"Our people? Is it male or female? How old is it? Luo Yang asked.
Hu Dahai shook his head: "I don't know ......"
Luo Yang lost his voice and said: "Even men, women and children don't know, so how can I find him (her) to connect?" You can't always ask people when you see them, are you an undercover agent for the Huaxia military? β
"Password! When the time comes, the undercover agent will look for you, and you can successfully connect with the code! Hu Dahai said.
"Cipher? Isn't it what age you are filming this, and you still play codes?! Luo Yang was speechless: "The other party said that the king of heaven covered the tiger, and I answered the river demon of Pagoda Town?" It is still a high hill of the earth, a beautiful mountain through the ages. The door faces the sea, and the three mountains and rivers flow for thousands of years? Will it rain today? Today is not tomorrow! β
Hu Dahai put on a flying helmet and said: "It's very simple, it's three lines of poetry, the undercover agent will first say, 'The bright moonlight in front of the bed', you have to answer, 'The fragrance of the beautiful man sleeps', and the other party will say, 'I wish to be a winged bird in heaven', you answer, 'Fly separately when the disaster comes', and the last sentence is a poem by the poet fairy Li Bai, and the undercover agent said, 'Three thousand beauties in the harem', you answer, 'It's not as good as Wang Lun to send me love'." Just these three answers, the order cannot be reversed, if the score is exactly the same, the other party is their own person! β
Luo Yang looked at Hu Dahai stupidly, and his head was full of cold sweat......
"Good luck!" Hu Dahai finally said.
Luo Yang waved his hand and walked towards the dense forest.
"Jin Chai!"
Hu Dahai behind him suddenly shouted.
Luo Yang was stunned, turned his head, and waved his hand at Hu Dahai with a smile - Hu Dahai was reminding Luo Yang that from this moment on, you are the big drug lord 'Jin Chai'!
"Brother, there is no man who is afraid of his wife in this world, only a man who is afraid of his wife's anger!" Hu Dahai laughed and said: "Being afraid of your wife is equivalent to loving your wife, there is nothing to be ashamed of!" My old Hu is known for being a 'strict wife', and everyone calls me 'Mr. Tracheitis' behind my back, but I don't feel ashamed at all! Afraid of wife, glorious! β
Luo Yang was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, waved his hand at the bearded pilot Hu Dahai, and walked into the dense primeval jungle without looking back.
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Turning over the continuous green mountains, marching among the swamps and thorns, in a trance, Luo Yang had the feeling of being out of the master and looking for the holy level demonic beasts in the 'Heavenly Sacrifice Mountain Range'.
After four hours of trekking through the primeval forest, Luo Yang finally crossed the mountain range, and looked at a river in front of him, Luo Yang was completely stupid......
After staying for three minutes, Luo Yang began to scold his mother: "Bearded sea, you are afraid of your wife's embryo, you are cheating your father!" Is this a fucking 'river'? This is clearly a big river! Bastard...... I don't have a life jacket, so I can take off a car tire and use it as a lifebuoy! β
Luo Yang looked at a large river with a turbulent current, at least a thousand meters from this side to the other bank, and completely collapsed!
Luo Yang also knows that in the tropical rainforests of Africa, in rivers like the 'Amazon', there are also ferocious piranhas, lions and elephants that fall into the water and become a specimen of an animal skeleton in minutes!
There is also a small fish that is said to burrow into the crotch of the pants and burrow into the urethra of men, causing extremely horrific and horrific damage......
Luo Yang shuddered, not daring to think about it anymore.
At this moment, the image of Zhang Qianying wearing an imperial robe and holding scissors appeared in Luo Yang's mind.
- Okay, for the sake of my family's Empress XiΓ , Lao Tzu fights!
Luo Yang shouted: Love life, love wife...... 'poof' and jumped down.