In the early morning, a ray of sunlight penetrated through the open curtains.

At the dining table, two women and a man were eating breakfast silently, and the atmosphere was a little awkward!

Li Mei had a gloomy face, as if she was a little unhappy, while Jin Nannan had a thief's expression, sometimes looking at Li Mei, and sometimes carefully glancing at Luo Yang from the corner of her eye, which was in stark contrast to her usual big grin!

Luo Yang, on the other hand, was indignant, especially the position of his left cheek near his chin, and he could clearly see five scratches, as if he had drawn five slender blood lines on a white paper!

A few hours ago, Luo Yang was lying on his bed in a daze, thinking that he was sleeping on his own pillow, but unexpectedly he was sleeping on Jin Nannan's chest, using her plump and smooth chest as a pillow!

Jin Nannan woke up in a daze and saw a man's head pillowed on his chest, so he screamed, and then instinctively used a woman's nirvana - Shadowless Claw!

Luo Yang could have avoided it lightly, maybe he was too tired, and he was stunned by a large piece of white flowers, and he lost his mind for a while, and when he reacted, his face was already in hot pain!

Li Mei was woken up by the scream, thinking that there was a thief at home, wearing lace-trimmed translucent pajamas, carrying a baseball bat and rushing over barefoot, so she saw that strange scene......

Luo Yang took a bite of bread as if venting, and said angrily: "Who let you sleep on my bed?!" ”

Like a child who has done something wrong, Jin Nannan said weakly: "Brother, I'm sorry, people have been sleepwalking since they were children, and I don't know how I slept in your bed!" I...... I remember sleeping with Meimei! Before going to bed, we were still scratching each other's tickles in the bed! ”

"Sleepwalking?!" Luo Yang's nose was almost crooked: "You sleepwalk and you can swim outside, why do you swim to my room and my bed!" ”

"I'm sorry!"

Jin Nannan muttered and said aggrievedly.

"Also, why do you sleep naked! What conditions, still playing naked. Sleep! Luo Yang said angrily.

"People...... People have slept like this since they were young, and how can I be naked, obviously wearing a small T-shaped nenai! Jin Nannan said with her mouth cocked.

"You ......"

Thinking of Jin Nannan's thong with almost no zài, Luo Yang's chest was really jammed!

"Humph! Okay, don't be cheap and good-natured, look at your aggrieved look, as if you are being looked down upon! Li Mei, who had been silent with a gloomy face, spoke: "It seems that I have wronged you...... Who knows if you're stealing joy in your heart! ”

I don't know why, Li Mei felt a little unhappy, and even a little aggrieved.

"Meimei, you're not jealous, are you? Ah...... Brother Luo Yang and I really don't have anything, he just put his head on other people's big breasts for a while! Jin Nannan said: "Woo...... I was so panicked that I thought it was a bad guy who had entered the house and wanted to rob money and sex! If you know that it is Brother Luo Yang, I will pretend to be asleep and let him do whatever he wants......"

"Poof......

Luo Yang drank half of the milk and squirted out again!

"Cut, who's jealous, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Mei said fiercely, but she lowered her head as if she was empty-hearted, and she didn't dare to look at Luo Yang with her eyes.

"Hee-hee...... I'm right! You look at yourself in the mirror and you're as red as a monkey's ass, it's so ugly! Jin Nannan shook the two huge objects on her chest and said with a smile.

"Why!"

Li Mei argued, she didn't need to touch it with her hands, she could feel the heat on her face!

Luo Yang touched the slightly raised blood claw marks on the left side of his face, and wanted to cry without tears: "Look at my handsome face that can be broken and fascinated by thousands of women, whether it is an aunt or a girl, it is actually clawed like this by you, this is completely disfigured...... How can I go out and meet people! ”

"Don't worry, if I don't marry you in the future, I will have you......" Jin Nannan boldly confessed.

This girl is crazy, her behavior is bold, and her speech is even more inconsequential, and she doesn't know which sentence is true and which sentence is nonsense!

"What do you mean by 'marrying', I'm a big man, even if I want to marry, I ......"

"Oh hoo!" Jin Nannan clapped her hands and laughed: "Haha, brother, this time you said you wanted to 'marry', hehe...... If you can't get married, you will definitely be responsible for you! Nan Nan must marry you, you will marry me when the time comes, and be my concubine! ”

Li Mei saw that the more the two of them talked, the more they didn't talk, and hurriedly stopped: "Hurry up and have breakfast, I still have to go to school!" ”

After such a fuss, the awkward atmosphere eased a lot.

"By the way, Jin Nannan, you won't stay here tonight, will you?" Luo Yang asked with a headache.

"Hee-hee, aren't you welcome me? Still reluctant to let me go! Jin Nannan said: "Don't worry, I won't leave!" I've told my family that I'm going to live with Meimei for ten days and half a month! In the future, if my brother likes to use Nannan's chest as a pillow, it doesn't matter if I let you pillow it all night...... I won't scream, and I won't scratch you again! ”

Luo Yang glanced at Jin Nannan's chest, the huge water balloon that was as big as two big basketballs, and his eyes could no longer be pulled out - how long is this Nima, it is too against the sky! Although Jin Nannan is a little baby fat, she is definitely not fat, why are these two mountains on her chest so spectacular, could it be that the fat in the rest of her body has grown to her breasts?

Just as Luo Yang was swallowing his saliva wildly, his nose was sour, and he was about to have a nosebleed, but suddenly there was a shock, and it seemed that an invisible murderous aura was attacking him!

Luo Yang raised his head violently, but saw Li Mei glaring at him with a murderous gaze, that look was a hundred times sharper than 'Brother Sharp'!

……

When Luo Yang returned to his residence, it was already past five o'clock, and he was so troubled by Jin Nannan that he only slept for less than two hours and got up - there was no way, he had to be a part-time male nanny, housekeeper, maid and cook, and make breakfast for Li Mei and Jin Nannan, two eldest ladies who had never cooked and couldn't even fry a poached egg!

After breakfast, Luo Yang originally wanted not to go to school, skipping class for a day, just to get some sleep!

However, Li Mei's words made Luo Yang have to go to school hard.

"If you don't go to school, what if I meet bad people at school or on the road?"

- Well, apart from his part-time duties as a cook, servant, and housekeeper, Luo Yang almost forgot his main job...... Bodyguards are up!

Luo Yang complained in his heart - in those cities, the school girl's close-up masters, personal bodyguards, personal drivers or something, all of them are mixed up, there are groups of beauties around them, and you can force your sister and pretend to be forced if you have nothing to do, how did you get to me, it became so miserable!

"I'm like this, how can I get to school!" Luo Yang pointed to his face and said: "It's like being scratched by a little flower cat, I don't know, I think I did something hurtful to the heavens and reason, so I was made like this by a woman comrade!" ”

"You're hurting nature and ...... reason"

"I'm not a woman!"

Li Mei and Jin Nannan said almost at the same time.

Li Mei looked at Luo Yang's face, the five blood marks were a little eye-catching, she thought about it and said, "Cover it with a band-aid...... Let's just say that I accidentally got hit by a sharp object! ”

"What is it?" Luo Yang asked.

“…… Let's just say it's a flower pot that fell from the upper floor! Li Mei said very uncreatively.

"Please! If the pot is going to fall from a high place, it should hit my head first! I'm not a long donkey face, a horse face, or the face of CCTV host Li Yong, how could I not hit my head, but hit my face first! Luo Yang said depressedly.

"Hmm...... You have a point! ”

After Li Mei finished speaking, she picked up a glass vase from the dining table and made a gesture to smash it on Luo Yang's head.

"You...... What are you doing?! ”

"I'll help you! Smash your head and wrap it in gauze, and no one will suspect it! Li Mei said.

"Don't! Don't! Luo Yang raised his hand in surrender: "I just said that when I passed by the football field, I was accidentally hit by the football ......."

Li Mei glared at Luo Yang, turned around and went upstairs, probably looking for a band-aid.

"Jin Nannan, your nails are too long and sharp, it's time to trim your nails!" Luo Yang touched the blood mark and said with his teeth bared.

"Got it, brother! Doesn't it hurt? Or...... At night, I will help my brother rub my chest with my breasts, it must be better than peeled eggs! Jin Nan said mysteriously: "Brother, don't worry, we are secret, and we will never let Meimei know......"

"Uh...... That's not good! Luo Yang said with a wild swallow of saliva.

Jin Nannan said disappointedly: "Okay, if you don't like it, forget it!" ”

"Uh...... Maybe it can really invigorate blood and remove stasis and scars, so ...... Try it at night? To my room? Luo Yang finally put aside his reserve.

"Rose Rose...... My brother asked me to rub his face with his chest at night, saying that it can invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, is it true? ”

Jin Nannan suddenly shouted, Li Mei, who walked down the stairs, had a frosty face!

'Puff ......'

Luo Yang sat on the ground with his butt - he finally knew now why Jin Nannan had the nickname of 'Little Witch', and why the arrogant young people in 'Yenching University' who were not afraid of heaven and earth when they saw the cute girl Jin Nannan with big breasts, why they were like mice seeing cats and living people seeing ghosts!

Jin Nannan, definitely a 'little witch' who can't be provoked, accidentally fell into her trap, I'm afraid I don't know how I died!

"Jin Nannan, don't talk nonsense, how could I, such a handsome, cute, and kind-hearted simple little Zhengtai, make such an evil request!"

Luo Yang quibbled: "You must have heard it wrong, I asked you to tie yourself to the bed at night, so as not to run out in the middle of the night and be scary!" It's not your fault that you're ugly, but you can't run into my room naked to scare me, I'm a coward...... I'm going to have nightmares! ”

"Also, sleepwalking is a disease, and it has to be cured!!" Luo Yang said viciously.

"Hehe, I know that my brother wants to admit it, I just quietly recorded it with my mobile phone...... Jin Nannan said.

"Huh?! This...... The weather is nice today...... Ha ha...... Let's go, I'm going to be late for class! After Luo Yang finished speaking, he didn't dare to linger in the slightest, and ran out of the bungalow.

"Humph! Use Nannan's chest as a pillow, and don't say thank you when the pillow is finished, bad guy! ”

Jin Nannan whispered to herself, looked at Luo Yang's figure and fled, and laughed proudly, but saw her lightly press her phone, and after a second, Eason Chan's voice came out!

It turned out that Jin Nannan didn't use her mobile phone to record at all, she was completely trying to scare Luo Yang!

Poor Luo Yang, he used to play tricks on others, self-proclaimed 'pretending to be a king of b', and played others to death, this time he met an opponent, and it seems that he is still one step higher than him!