Chapter 288: The Big Bowl
The team continued to move forward, Captain Jack drove the big truck, Shang Ziqi drove an off-road vehicle, and the rest of the vehicles, with the style of Brother Badou, would definitely not be thrown away, but the rest would not drive.
But this is not difficult for the fat man, who tied those cars to the back of the big trucks in turn, and lined up for a long time, just like driving a train. Then sit in the car, regardless of size, as long as you control the steering wheel. In the end, even Monkey Xiaoshuai got one and sat there decently spinning the steering wheel.
"Fat brother, you can't learn to drive, I guess when we get to the barbarian tribe, Xiaoshuai will become a driver!" Shang Ziqi didn't forget to hit the fat man, of course the speed couldn't get up like this.
It's strange to say, with the ability of a fat man, he can't learn to drive, and he doesn't know what to do when he sits on, and he can only sigh: I am the life of riding a bicycle!
Slow is a little slow, but after a two-day journey, I finally saw the shadow of the barbarian tribe in front of me. Finally got through to the end, Shang Ziqi was suffocated, if anyone else was like this, can you not be depressed when you drive the off-road vehicle out of the ox cart?
Ahhhhh Turning his head, the convoy had stopped, and he saw several black arms sticking out of the window, scratching at him.
"Don't move, it's okay to have some rules-" Seeing that those gorillas had excitement written on their faces, Brother Badou was a little depressed in his heart: As for being so happy, I still thought I had forgotten about this pseudo-leader?
The orangutans have a good memory, and they finally hope to return the leader, and they all pouted happily. Fat people don't want to discourage them too much. Unloading a box of Big Apples from the van. Tell the babies to send them one by one.
For this novelty work. The babies showed great interest, and under the leadership of Doudou, they quickly got along with the orangutans, and when they hit the road again, the babies all ran to the orangutans. Sun Xiaomei is the most fun, she was held in the arms of a female orangutan, and she almost didn't eat.
It hadn't gone far before the convoy was forced to stop again. The elephants blocked the way, one with a big long nose, a big ear, and a majestic sound from time to time. Captain Jack was a little worried at first, for fear that the guys would stomp the car flat. However, after seeing that even the fat man was rolled up to his back by the elephant's trunk, he was completely relieved. He wondered: how on earth did the boss's family win the friendship of these animals?
There are elephants to ride, who still drives, Shang Ziqi also threw the car and climbed onto an elephant, as for her off-road vehicle. Naturally, there are two gorillas pushing in the back.
"Oooo This was terrible, and the whole tribe was alarmed.
Has it finally arrived--Li Xiaoman got out of the hut and began to rush towards the entrance of the village, completely ignoring his usual steady image of a great wizard.
In the tribe next to him, Fan Yong's team also appeared, and they were stationed in the barbarian tribe, and their main task was, of course, to do a good job of protection.
The natives of the barbarian tribe did not know why, and they also ran after the great wizard, and they thought that something big had happened.
Brother Badou also ran to the entrance of the village, and when he saw Li Xiaoman wrapped in a robe, he couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart anymore, and ran over with open arms. The two men ran towards each other, and the distance was rapidly shortening.
A big black man rushed out of the sloping ground and hugged the fat man head-on, and the tribal leader Black Iron Tower shouted in his mouth and greeted the fat man enthusiastically. Brother Badou really wanted a Dehele to put him on the ground, but for the sake of the friendship between the Chinese and African peoples, he finally held the Black Iron Tower and turned around vigorously, and after he was put on the ground, the Black Iron Tower turned on its own.
Only then did the fat man run to Li Xiaoman, who was smiling smartly: "Old witch, I'm coming to see you!" ”
Li Xiaoman smiled and said nothing, her eyes were as bright as stars, she had long known that the fat man would come, and she was looking forward to it day and night, and finally looked forward to it.
Just as Brother Badou was excitedly preparing to hug Li Xiaoman, several women from the barbarian tribe stepped forward and stood in front of the great wizard. Looking at the black milk ~ room in front of him, the fat man could only withdraw his arms stupidly: My daughter-in-law who has not passed the door, hug me and ask you to take care of it!
Fortunately, there was a rescuer, only to hear Shang Ziqi shouting a few times in the local language over there, the people in the tribe immediately rushed towards her, and then unloaded from the big truck, pots and pans, rice and white noodles, canned biscuits, and of course, some cool clothes and children's toys.
The few women who were an eyesore were also quite moved, but a rattle in Shang Ziqi's hand became the last straw that overwhelmed them, and they also threw off their strides and joined the army of robbing, which made the fat man pout: Wrap a strip of cloth and come out to mix, is it okay to wear a **?
Finally, all obstacles were cleared, and the fat man hugged Li Xiaoman tightly, never wanting to let go. At this moment, the two distant hearts were finally intertwined again, each other's purple and green qi flowed freely in each other's bodies, water and milk~ blended, and it was difficult to distinguish each other-
It wasn't until the Black Tower came up and patted the fat man's shoulder that the two lovers reluctantly parted, and the fat man took out a small box from his pocket and took out a necklace from it, and at the bottom was a delicate white flower, the heart of which was inlaid with a pearl the size of a pigeon's egg, exuding a faint halo.
"I got it from a big clam, and I'll put it on for you!" The fat man opened the necklace with a smile, and Li Xiaoman also hung his head shyly, for her, as long as it was a gift from Badou, it was the most precious.
Wow, whoa, bare-bottomed children from several tribes ran over, their eyes fixed on the pearl necklace. Now Li Xiaoman is also embarrassed: if it were something else, she would definitely give these little dolls without hesitation, but this gift-
Fortunately, Brother Badou was prepared, and took out a pearl necklace bought at the port from his pocket, all of which were a whole string, and distributed them to the babies, these little guys immediately jumped and laughed with joy, probably in their opinion, so many pearls on their necklace must be better.
Tie the necklace around Li Xiaoman's neck, and the fat man found that the earlobes and neck of the little steamed bun were slightly red, so he leaned down on her ear: "Wait for me at night-"
Li Xiaoman's face turned even redder. No more dealing with fat people. He turned to Shang Ziqi's side. Began to greet them with sorghum. And Brother Badou is like a fox who has stolen chickens, smiling evilly and walking into the barbarian tribe.
He beckoned a few great men, and the stones were moved, and the mud and the mud, and soon two stoves were built. Since Li Xiaoman has to live here for half a year, she can't deal with three meals a day, and this time the fat man even brought her an iron pot.
Ask someone to collect some firewood. Smoke came out of the tin tube, and the fat man began to brush the rice. And the natives in the tribe all gathered around to see the strangeness.
Seeing the great wizard sitting on a horse and shaking the hair dryer unhurriedly, a woman with rough hands and feet went up to replace her, how could the wizard master work.
"Don't sit!" The fat man was adding water to the pot, and when he saw this, he hurriedly shouted, but it was too late, and the woman sat down on the maza, and the big ass was about to catch up with the millstone. Where Maza can withstand it, it will be shattered directly.
The old lady didn't care. Sit directly on the ground, pick up the handle of the windmill, pick up the arm like a log stake, and after a few laps, the belt will break.
Brother Badou finally couldn't help it: "Don't make trouble yet, and then slowly start later-"
But where will the natives in the tribe listen to him, come up and grab it all indiscriminately, in the blink of an eye, those pots and pans, altars and jars are all gone, and the fat man is holding the water scoop in his hand and is stunned, but he was also snatched away by the old lady who was shaking the windmill just now.
"The primitive communist society is not so desirable!" The fat man could only sigh, and then scooped up some rice, and could only boil some porridge and drink, just now he wanted to make cakes, but even the rolling pin was resisted by a little black child.
But he wasn't disappointed for long, and after a while, a few little black kids came running up and grinned and stuffed a big egg the size of a rugby ball into the fat man's arms.
This is an ostrich egg, good fellow, one egg can fry a large plate - Brother Badou has eaten eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, and really has never tasted ostrich eggs.
Surprises continued one after another, although those natives took away all his things, but now they all began to send things here, all of which were varied, including the roots and stems of plants, and some small prey, which overwhelmed Brother Badou. However, when several women brought the wriggling maggots with their newly obtained enamel basins, the fat man politely told them to bring them back, this thing really dare not eat.
When the sun set, dinner finally began, and all the people in the tribe gathered together, sat on the ground, and ate all kinds of canned food while biting on biscuits—these cans were originally reserved for Li Xiaoman to eat slowly, but in the barbarian tribe, there has never been a habit of leaving things. And Li Xiaoman didn't hide his secrets, he took them out and shared them all. She has now gradually integrated into the tribe and truly considered herself a part of it.
The guests drank porridge in a bowl, and the porridge was filled with a kind of plant hypertrophy root, which tasted fresh and slightly sweet, which was much better than sweet potato porridge. This is recommended by Li Xiaoman, when she is fine, she walks around with the indigenous people in the tribe, the plants within a radius of dozens of miles, she can now identify, and because of the green gas, it is easy to grasp the characteristics and effects of these plants, this kind of root is the most delicious and nutritious, and it is said that there is also the effect of abundant ~ milk.
Glancing at the women in the tribe, sure enough, all of them were big enough, the fat man hurriedly retracted his gaze and looked at Li Xiaoman's chest, and then couldn't help but hehe twice: It works!
"What are you laughing at?" Sun Xiaomei put a chopstick omelette in the fat man's bowl, I don't know if it feels or the fact is so, the taste of this ostrich egg is much better than eggs.
This question was difficult for Brother Badou to answer, he hesitated for a long time, and then raised the big bowl in his hand: "Finally, you can have a big bowl to eat, of course Lao Dou is happy!" ”
Of course, Li Xiaoman knew his ability, and he also heard the meaning of the fat man's words, so he couldn't help blushing and glaring at him amorously, and as a result, Brother Badou felt a little dizzy- (To be continued......)