0229 Attack on Blackwater Tianzun's Lair (2)
Go down? How to go down? I leaned over to the crack and looked around, but it was pitch black and bottomless below, so I didn't want us to jump down like this, did we?
Li Er didn't care about us, threw a teleportation array directly in front of the rift, and said to us, "When the teleportation array flickers, you can go in." ”
After speaking, his figure slowly rose, floating into the crack like a fallen leaf, and just when his body fell more than ten meters, a white light suddenly released from him, and he felt like a firefly, gradually flying down.
As his body fell, the white light became smaller and smaller, and when it finally became the size of a fist, it disappeared directly into the darkness below.
After about ten minutes, the teleportation array suddenly flashed red, and Chi Songzi rushed in without saying a word.
In front of him was a circular hall, and Lear stood in the middle of the hall, his body exuding a white light, and he could barely see the situation around him.
There is a bronze door on the front and back of the hall, on the left and right, and above the bronze door there are many white stars, which form a text, and the four doors read:
Entrance!
Real entrance!
Definitely a real entrance!
They're all liars, and I'm the real entrance!
I immediately wanted to scold, but before I could scold, the little dragon horse grabbed ahead of me: "Grass, this is playing us like monkeys!" ”
After a pause, it seemed that he didn't feel like it was enjoyable, and Xiaolongma shouted again: "Heishui Tianzun, I greet your whole family!" ”
There was no response, and the Black Water Heavenly Venerable who said he was going to wait for us down there seemed to have disappeared.
Li Er waved his hand to stop Xiao Longma's angry scolding, closed his eyes and pondered for a while before opening his eyes: "These four doors are like entrances, but they don't look like them, so I decided to divide the troops into four ways." ”
Hearing this, I was surprised and said, "If the soldiers are divided into four ways, except for you, what if we meet the Black Water Heavenly Venerable?" ”
Li Er said with a smile: "I will assign a joint teleportation array to each way, as long as the situation is discovered, quickly open the teleportation array, and the other three roads will be able to rush over in an instant." ”
Since he said so, we can only do it, Li Er took Murong Xiu and Ma Wenlu all the way, I counted all the way with Zhao Yun Xiaolongma, Chi Songzi counted all the way with Xiangqi and Mama Wang, and Qingchengzi counted all the way with Second Sister Hua and Zuo Ci.
After Li Er gave us the beads of the teleportation array, he asked us to choose the portal by ourselves, and I didn't hesitate to choose the gate of 'they are all liars, I am the real entrance', people say that the name is long, there should be no mistake.
The bronze door has no mechanism, it opens when pushed, and behind the door is a relatively narrow passage, two meters high, and at most one meter two or three meters wide, but the length is endless at a glance.
I don't know how the other teams use to illuminate, anyway, I have a flashlight, and there is more than one, Zhao Yun and Xiaolongma each have a flashlight, and I walk in the middle with a kitchen knife in my hand, even if they despise him, I am not ashamed.
After walking forward for about ten minutes, there are no other forks in the passage, but the left and right turns are winding all the way, and the passage is relatively narrow, and it feels extremely depressed and aggrieved to walk.
"Brother Xi, put on some music and listen to it." Droma said rather boredly in front.
Hehe smiled, I took out the tablet, there were all kinds of songs that the fat man helped me download, opened the player and pressed play, and suddenly came out of it, 'Golden hoop stick, muddy stick, ......muddy stick, tick stick, boom, tick stick, boom, tick stick
Not only was Xiaolongma scared, but even I was startled, grandma's, the fat man, this beast actually downloaded this kind of divine comedy, and even the golden hoop stick came out, Lao Tzu and Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie Nezha, and was about to switch to the next song, when suddenly there was an angry scolding voice in front of me: "Damn, what kind of sound is this, I scared Lao Tzu to death!" ”
When I saw the situation in front of me, I immediately wanted to scold, by the way, there was a 'Nezha' standing in front of me, and then take a closer look, this Nezha was full of scum, it turned out to be a middle-aged uncle about one meter five tall, I saw that he had two buns on his head, a hula hoop on his back was considered a Qiankun circle, and a red belt was wrapped around his waist, which was considered a chaotic Aya, holding a fire-tipped gun, and stepping on two copper basins under his feet, and he was a hot wheel.
I couldn't help laughing: "Hey, you're too old Nezha, right?" ”
The middle-aged man on the opposite side sighed, "How do you know my name?" ”
"Damn, your name is really Nezha?" I was amazed.
"On the contrary, can't Lao Tzu be called Nezha?" The middle-aged man said angrily.
I pointed to the two copper basins at his feet and laughed, "But, your prop is too unprofessional, isn't it?" ”
The middle-aged man snorted coldly, and he didn't know how to do it, his whole body suddenly took off, and his two faces were dripping and spinning under his feet, and there was a faint flame burning.
Damn, it's Hot Wheels.
I paused for a moment: "Okay, even if you are Nezha, what are you going to do?" ”
Nezha shook the spear in his hand: "Naturally, I want to take your lives." ”
When Xiao Ryoma heard this, he immediately threw a fireball over, but I subconsciously felt out of the teleportation array, this guy is so confident, maybe he really has two brushes, I have to be ready to call Li Er to save my life.
Unexpectedly, the fireball of the little dragon horse actually hit Nezha directly, as if hitting the monster with black oil all over its body, and suddenly exploded into a large fireball, and this legendary mythical figure with three heads and six arms was blown into ashes without snorting.
Uh, what is this? The three of us looked at each other.
When the fireball was extinguished, I turned off the music, and the three of them walked forward, wondering what was going on, when a monkey with a golden rod appeared in front of me.
Damn, this guy can't be Sun Wukong, right? He's right, although I don't read much, I also know that Sun Wukong was born in the Tang Dynasty. couldn't help but shout: "Are you Sun Wukong?" ”
"Yes!" The monkey played two strokes of the stick, screamed a few times in his mouth, and shouted angrily: "Come on!" ”
This time it was Zhao Yun, and with a wave of his hand, a fireball hit Sun Wukong, and with a bang, the monkey with the golden hoop stick was also blown to pieces.
Moving on, we met one after another various mythical characters in Journey to the West, such as Red Boy, Bull Demon King, Zhu Bajie, and even the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, all of which were blown to pieces by us with fireballs, I vaguely felt that something was wrong, now is the Three Kingdoms period, he's it, who will have seen Journey to the West?
Could it be Liu Bei's brute? Only that guy crossed over with me, and it's not unusual for him to have seen Journey to the West.
By the way, it seems that there are a lot of people who have read Journey to the West, not to mention Zhao Yun, Murong Xiu, Golden Boy Xiaolongma and others, several members of the pig killing team have read novels in the field, and immediately flashed into the black realm, and asked Jin Tong if he had any impression who had read the book Journey to the West.
The golden boy squinted at me: "They are holding a tablet to read, do I still have to gather next to me to read?" ”
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but be depressed, the golden boy asked me what I had sent, I smiled bitterly and told the outside thing, the golden boy frowned and thought about it, and suddenly scolded: "Damn, this qiē is just your imagination." ”
I was stunned: "Imagine? What do you mean? Zhao Yun: What they killed with fireballs was something real, okay. ”
The golden boy sneered: "What is the name of the old nest of the Black Water Heavenly Venerable? ”
"It's too illusory." I said.
"Isn't this it, in the too illusory realm, there are many places where illusions are stored, and the passage you are currently in is part of the illusion, and in the illusion, whatever you want will appear." Seeing that I wanted to refute, the golden boy raised his finger and shook it: "Don't tell me that Zhao Zilong and Xiaolongma also think about things in their heads, and this illusion is based on the person with the strongest spiritual power...... Tsk, I can't see that your mental strength is quite high, you are in such good spirits, it can't be a mental illness, right? ”
I didn't care about being angry with him, because what he said made a lot of sense, and the moment I heard the song Golden Hoop Stick, I really thought of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Nezha and the like.
"You mean, those messy mythological characters are nothing more than my imagination?" I asked not quite sure.
"Yes." The golden boy replied in the affirmative.
Turning around and going out of the field, I desperately tried my best not to think about Journey to the West, but the more I controlled it, the more mythical characters emerged in my head, and in the end, even the demons like Ben Bo Er Ba and Ba Bo Ben came out.
Day, this is not the way, suddenly remembered that the non-famous psychologist Dayu once said, yes, it is the Dayu who controls the water, he said' It's better to be sparse', I turned to fantasize about another scene, and sure enough, there were suddenly two rows of young ladies in front of me wearing nurses' uniforms, office professional uniforms and police uniforms, smiling and throwing flattering eyes and flying kisses at us, seeing Xiaolongma stunned, and suddenly remembered that he was still developing, but he couldn't poison minors, and hurriedly reimagined, and the uniform temptation in front of him suddenly became two rows of elementary school students wearing red scarves, holding flowers and shouting slogans of welcome and welcome.
Seeing Xiaolongma Zhao Yun's stunned face, I smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry about them, we just have to go." ”
Passing through the welcoming elementary school students in the middle of the road, my mind relaxed and my mind gradually calmed down, so that nothing new appeared in front of me.
After walking for a few minutes, the passage finally came to an end, in front of it was a huge hall, I don't know if it was appropriate to describe this hall as huge, anyway, under my feet was the kind of floor tiles with a length and width of three meters, which were laid until the distant horizon could not see the end, and on this floor tile, there was a huge pillar erected every few tens of meters, and the diameter of each pillar was about five meters, and the height was more than two hundred meters high.
The ceiling above the pillars is made of unknown materials, and it emits a faint white light, illuminating the entire hall as bright as day. R1058