Chapter 110: Jokes
As the saying goes, curiosity kills cats. The same can be said for humans.
Just by watching the news, you can know how many people run over to watch the excitement every year because they are curious about what happened, and then they are affected by the pond fish and finally regret it for life.
During his college years alone, Chonghua often heard real cases of being accidentally stabbed to death by both sides of the fight because he watched the scene of a fight.
Curiosity is the nature of human beings, but it is precisely because of curiosity that there will be inventions like stars in the sky.
But sometimes, curiosity is the root cause of trouble.
So, if someone is in a circle, then Chonghua will definitely walk around.
"I've explained it many times. I came to the front line because I stayed in the capital, maybe I would be killed by Zhou Wenyuan, I was afraid, so I followed. There's really no other reason. Chonghua came to Koharu for the fifteenth time to explain the reason why he would appear on the front line, and his patience was about to run out.
Luo Chen is a general, and he is busy to death, where does he have time to explain these things to Xiaochun. So when he came to Xiaochun, he came to ask Chonghua.
Lai Xiaochun held his cheeks and looked at Chonghua suspiciously, his face full of "Lao Tzu doesn't believe you are nonsense".
Chonghua couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Forget it, believe it or not." β
"With my senior brother, the road ahead will be difficult." Lai Xiaochun sighed.
Chonghua stood up suddenly: "Listen, I didn't love your senior brother to run to the front line regardless of it." And I will never be able to do it with your brother. Got it? Don't bother me with this in the future. β
With that, he turned and walked out of the tent.
Lai Xiaochun looked at the curtain that was dangling because of Chonghua's slamming and fell into deep thought.
At dinner in the evening, this sentence was transmitted to Luo Chen's ears without cutting a word.
"Senior brother, I don't understand you. If you really like her, it's not impossible to accept her. Why do you have to take the risk to bring her to the front? Lai Xiaochun stuffed steamed buns in his mouth, but it didn't affect his speech at all.
Luo Chen lowered his head to eat, ignoring Xiaochun's mouth and running the train.
"She told me righteously that it was absolutely impossible to talk to you. You don't even care? Lai Xiaochun's eyes widened, almost touching Luo Chen's face.
Originally, he also thought that there would be nothing between these two people. But since Luo Chen not only solved Chonghua on the mountain, but also asked Xiao Jiu to arrange his identity, he actually brought him to the front line, saying that these two people didn't have anything, and no one believed them.
And if it was usual, if Chonghua said this, Luo Chen would have scoffed, and in turn he would have found Chonghua to know what to do. But at this time, he just twisted his eyebrows and lowered his head to eat, and there was no fart reaction. It's easier to get cranky.
Lai Xiaochun took a big bite on the steamed bun, thinking about whether to run to the edge of Chonghua's tent tonight to listen to the corner.
But how did such a girl as Chonghua survive safely in a barracks full of old men? Didn't anyone find out that she was a woman?
Lai Xiaochun tilted his head and thought about it, it seems that this matter is also worth exploring.
The way to deal with Koharu is very simple, ignore him. Luo Chen has lived with him for two or three years, and he has a thorough understanding of Lai Xiaochun's habits. Ignore him, he will make up for it by himself. Once you pick up a sentence, the overwhelming questions will come to you.
As for Chonghua's categorical statement, he will ask again in a while.
To his surprise, before he could go to Chonghua, Chonghua was waiting for him in his tent first.
"I think there's something wrong with this. The heart is up and down. If I don't tell you, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep well at night. Chonghua said to Luo Chen with an anxious face.
Even when he was dying, Chonghua had never shown such an expression, and Luo Chen's attention was decisively diverted.
"What's the matter?"
Chonghua looked at Luo Chen with a solemn expression: "Don't you think the previous surprise attack was a little strange?" β
The problem lies in the fact that the surprise attack was completely different from the usual tactics. It should have been unprecedented and unprecedented, otherwise it would not have been so badly lost.
This matter is indeed a big deal, Luo Chen immediately twisted his eyebrows and thought about it. He also thought it was a little strange before, originally thinking that the other party would do this because of shamelessness, but it was impossible to change the previous mode of war just because of such a naΓ―ve reason.
Chonghua saw him pondering, and said cautiously: "Do you think there will be a mole?" β
Luo Chen squinted and raised his head to look at Chonghua: "Spy? Isn't that you? β
Chonghua almost didn't catch his breath: "I'm still here, let people beat me, am I sick?" Even if I'm a spy, I'll hide it and let someone call me. Are you brainless or are you brainless? β
Luo Chen was about to answer, but found that Chonghua had blocked the front and back.
Fang Cai is just a joke, his army is full of old people who lead soldiers all year round. Because he couldn't bring Koharu with him, he was specially assigned to a veteran with rich war experience. How can there be a mole among these people.
Chonghua calmed down and continued: "Did those people go straight to you when they called? Methodical? Got a pattern to follow? You recall. β
Luo Chen was about to refute her words, but suddenly remembered that he was not wearing armor when the enemy attacked, and like everyone else, he could not tell who was the general if he only wore soft armor. And because he is not a high-ranking general, the tent is also deliberately arranged with a unified quota like other tents, and it is not more high-end than others, and it is not in the middle.
But the other party seemed to know that he was the head of the dragons, and came directly to him. If he hadn't reacted quickly and acted ruthlessly, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to stand here and talk to Chonghua at this time.
"Anyway, there is no accident in this world, only necessity, you want to go yourself." Chonghua didn't entangle with him either, and got up and walked out of the big tent.
Luo Chen pinched his chin, and the more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became.
Out of the tent, Chonghua walked quickly back to his tent. Today, when she said those words to Xiaochun, according to her understanding of Xiaochun, it would 100% reach Luo Chen's ears. When someone is there, Luo Chen may still be able to hold on to it, and there is a chance that eight ~ nine times out of ten will come to question her.
It doesn't necessarily mean that Luo Chen just likes her, don't all princes and gods have princely diseases. He is only allowed to look down on others, and he is absolutely not allowed to look down on him.
That's fine, she strikes first to distract him. At night he couldn't remember and ran to question her.
Sure enough, Luo Chen didn't come out of the tent that night, and repeatedly thought about the whole thing in front of the lamp and candle, and followed all the doubts little by little.
Poor Lai Xiaochun, who squatted in the corner of the wall all night, blew a cold wind and didn't say a word.
I always thought that Luo Chen would wait until late at night to come, but when the sun rose, I never saw Luo Chen's shadow. Lai Xiaochun crawled back to his tent tiredly, and silently felt tired and unloving rushed to his heart.
confirmed that the emperor's own son was not missing a single hair, and the other party was also beaten back three miles. There's no need for Luo Chen to guard here. When Xiaochun came, he brought a veteran, and after handing over the task to Luo Chen, he could lead the team to escort Luo Chen back to Beijing.
One of the tasks that came out this time was to take the second prince back to Beijing. But I didn't expect there to be unexpected surprises.
Along the way, Xiaochun couldn't listen to Luo Chen's corner. Later, he simply lived with Luo Chen, and he would never be able to wait outside, if he lived together, he would go out, and he would naturally know it.
But until he arrived in the capital, Luo Chen never looked for Chonghua alone.
Back in the capital, Chonghua was sent directly to the Nine Emperors' Mansion.
Looking at Chonghua, who had been tanned for more than a little bit, the Nine Emperor Princes couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
Other nobles are afraid of tanning, so they desperately try their best to protect themselves from the sun. This one is good, he doesn't care at all that his soft skin is damaged by ultraviolet rays.
In the face of the ridicule of the Nine Emperor Princes, Chonghua just said lightly, fortunately, he still wrapped his face in cloth, otherwise the blowing method of the wind would not be as simple as tanning.
Luo Chen was named the crown prince before, and he did not have his own mansion. After becoming an adult, he lived in the East Palace until it was abolished four years ago. Directly sent to the mountain, controlled by Mu Lao.
Although he doesn't live in the East Palace now, he still lives in the palace. Chonghua naturally couldn't follow him, so he temporarily settled in the Nine Emperor Princes' Mansion.
"By the way, Zhou Wenyuan is back." The Nine Emperors suddenly remembered and said hello to Chonghua.
This kind of thing should be said in advance, and you can't stop telling her just because she's afraid. If you go out and bump into it on the street one day, it's called being caught off guard.
Chonghua held the teacup in his hand, and his face turned pale.
The Nine Emperor Princes stared at Chonghua with interest, was he really so afraid of Zhou Wenyuan? It doesn't look like a pretext.
Chonghua stabilized his mind: "Then I won't go out of the house." He's not going to find it, is he? β
The Nine Emperor Princes pursed their lips and smiled: "He doesn't dare." β
On the third prince's side, if he wanted to reach in, the three princes would definitely line up to welcome him, but if it was his mansion, Zhou Wenyuan would have to weigh it.
Chonghua lowered his head to drink tea, and suddenly raised his head and asked, "Third Prince...... Do you really like men? β
"Poof......" The Nine Emperor Princes squirted out all the tea in one gulp.
The maid who was waiting next to her hurriedly took a silk handkerchief and came over to wipe the tea stains on the clothes of the Nine Emperor Princes.
"Hahahaha" The Nine Emperor Princes pushed away the maids, and looked up and laughed without any image.
Chonghua's eyes drifted away, it seems that this question is a royal joke and cannot be asked.
"You're really interesting, my third brother, you really like men." The Nine Emperors laughed almost and said.
Chonghua looked at him and said the guess in his heart: "That, the third prince...... Do you like Zhou Wenyuan? β
"Poof...... just drank the tea in his mouth for good luck, and squirted out again. This time, the Nine Emperor Princes simply laughed until they couldn't breathe.
Chonghua silently closed her mouth, it was better for her not to speak. If she really choked the Nine Emperor Princes to death or laughed to death, she couldn't afford to pay for it. R1152