Chapter 100: Silly Auntie
After breakfast the next day, all the members of Lao Lai Le gathered in front of the house and prepared to go up the mountain. At the back of the house, a tractor has already begun to turn over the floor, and it is better to hire someone for heavy work like this. The old men just sow seeds and water them.
The tractor was hired from a village called Dawangzhuang more than ten miles away, and the driver was an honest farmer.
The fat man also made an appointment with him, and when he had time, he would go to their village for a stroll, and by the way, he would row some farm tools, and buy some piglets and chickens and ducklings. Wang honestly agreed, and worked harder.
It is said to be entering the mountain, but in fact, it is walking around. However, the old people are all very formal and serious, and the wearing utensils are all ready, all wearing Little Red Riding Hood and carrying small water bottles, just like a primary school student outing. It is said that a few old men were so excited last night that they actually lost sleep.
This also makes the fat man very inspired: the life of the old people is too monotonous, and it seems that there will be more toss and toss in the future.
In addition to the old man, it is the fat man's baby. In addition, there were several dogs with rhubarb. According to the old men, what if you encounter a wild beast.
The only beast on this mountain may be a mouse, and as for a pet dog like Bai Meimei, you can still expect them to fight with the beast - Brother Badou was a little disdainful of this, but seeing that Rhubarb and Xiao Hei were also excited, they didn't stop it, so they took it as a dog walk.
The army was about to depart when a car drove in. The sassy and heroic Li Xiaoman appeared in front of Brother Badou, and almost soaked the fat man's snot to beautify: I just feel that there is something missing, and I will travel with the United States. This is the greatest pleasure of an outing, what can you mix with a bunch of old men and old ladies?
Not only Li Xiaoman, but William also came down from behind, greeted the old people warmly, and finally came to the fat man: "Badou, you are not enough buddy to move the nursing home to such a far place." Pure heart is not going to call me work-study is not. β
The fat man then remembered that it was Saturday, so he waved his arm: "It's useless." Even your body still needs work-study, and you can clean up a big-tailed wolf. The floor is being turned in the back of the house, and if you want to work, you can fiddle with the dirt. β
"-" William's true form was revealed, "It's better for me to go on an outing with you, Brother Badou, I'm definitely not a light bulb." β
This guy is a master of the whole China. Brother Badou pouted: "You said that you are also a nobleman, you speak a standard London accent, why do you speak Chinese, hehe, hey, but I like it." β
William shrugged his shoulders: "Actually, the real London sound is not as pure as you think. It's probably equivalent to the dialect near your capital, for example, Tangshan dialect. Brother Badou, do you know how to pinch it, I beat it because I like our Gadaer. What are you beating up in the first half of the day? β
Listening to William's Tangshan-flavored Mandarin, everyone laughed along, which is what William is not annoying.
"Let's go!" Brother Badou waved his hand very imposingly, and the large army came out of the nursing home. Lao Lei walked at the forefront with crutches: "Majestic, high-spirited, across the Yalu River-"
William shook his head again and again: "Back then, on the Korean battlefield." If the volunteers were all like this, why would our Royal British army be defeated! β
And so the battle was won. You will never understand the will of the descendants of Yan and Huang. The old thunder head's body is getting better and better, and his temper is not so short-tempered, but his voice is still like thunder, so scared that William doesn't dare to talk back to the old man.
Brother Badou's main mind is not on these old men and old ladies, he is carrying millet on his shoulders, Li Xiaoman is holding Doudou in his arms, and sorghum is jumping in front of them.
As a result, it was naturally Li Xiaoman who pinched the fat on his waist, which has now become the weakness of Brother Badou, and looking at Li Xiaoman's posture, he is becoming more and more proficient.
Lilila pulled out of the retirement home and onto a winding dirt road lined with bushes and weeds and the occasional wildflower. I didn't see any other animals, but there were a lot of bees and butterflies flying among the flowers, which was also lively.
Under the leadership of Rhubarb, several dogs rushed into the grass, running back and forth, rolling in joy, and their joy and excitement could be clearly felt. Dogs are still like this, let alone people, everywhere they go, they sprinkle laughter all the way.
However, there is a price for rhubarb to run like this, and there are a lot of bits and pieces hanging on the dog's hair, including cang's ears, and thorn balls from burdock, etc., it is estimated that it will be very troublesome when you go back to clean up your hair. Even so, Brother Badou didn't restrain these dogs too much, and when they came out, they were relaxed, and so did the dogs.
After walking a few hundred meters, you entered the woods. Because the foot of the mountain is relatively close to the city, it is not often that people come here for outings, and over time, it is not difficult to step out a few paths in the forest. The trees are also more mixed, with broad-leaved and coniferous leaves, and there are some shrubs at the bottom, which are also full of life.
"Mushrooms!" I don't know who shouted, everyone immediately gathered around, only to see the old man squatting on the ground with great effort, picking up mushrooms in the convenience bag. In the grass in front of him, there was a small clump of gray-brown mushrooms.
After winning the first battle, the old man Bai was of course happy, and his mouth kept showing: "Go back and fry a small plate, put some meat slices, and then put some cabbage, just think about it!" β
"You can eat it yourself, this thing is also a mushroom, I don't even know how much dog pee moss, so I'm embarrassed to come out to pick mushrooms." After all, Wang Blind is from the countryside, how much or more is still knowledgeable, often in the corner of the wall on the edge of the manure pit to see this fungus, because these places are often dogs like to raise their legs to pee, so commonly known as dog urine moss, poisonous, after eating will stimulate the nerves, the patient sings and dances, but also hallucinations.
Really? Old man Bai couldn't make up his mind, he also knew the roots of the blind man, and he was the master who stared at him and told nonsense.
"I lied to you that you were a puppyβ" the blind king swore a vow. As he spoke. I saw Rhubarb running over, lifting his hind legs, and soaking in urine in that place. Everyone burst into laughter. Old man Bai had no choice but to pour out the dog urine moss that had been put into a convenience bag.
However, as I went deeper, I still found some mushrooms. Everyone doesn't care about 3721, let's go back first, because there is a local Wang Honest in the nursing home, so it's a big deal to go back and ask him to identify it again.
As for the three dolls, they are also busy, in nature. They're the happiest. In this way, only Brother Badou is left. Peek and see if no one is paying attention here. Brother Badou had bad thoughts, took Li Xiaoman's hand, gradually broke away from the army, and specially drilled into the densely populated places. I don't know if it's getting hot or whatever. Li Xiaoman's face was also flushed.
"I'm tired of walking, rest my legs." Brother Badou took out a plastic tablecloth from his trouser pocket like a trick, spread it on the grass, and then the two sat side by side. Both of them are raw melons and eggs, and they have no experience in this area, and occasionally glance at each other, and quickly look away, Li Xiaoman's face is getting redder and redder, and Brother Badou is only left with a smirk. In the woods. Except for the occasional cicada chirping, it is even more secluded.
In the end, it was Brother Badou who broke the silence. He mustered up his courage and gently pulled Li Xiaoman's shoulders with his hand, bringing the two heads together, and each could feel each other's breathing and pounding heartbeat. Obviously, there is tension on both sides.
I don't know when, the two of them hugged each other tightly. That moment. Everything in heaven and earth seems to no longer exist. All that remains is to hug each other.
"Xiaoman, be my daughter-in-law." Brother Badou gently kissed Li Xiaoman, whose eyes were closed.
Li Xiaoman was shocked, and seemed to wake up suddenly, she struggled hard, trying to break free from the fat man's arms: "Brother Badou, I, my-"
Badou lowered his eyes and looked at Li Xiaoman's chest: "It's okay, I already knew that you were a little steamed bun." But I have a set of massage techniques, and I am sure to turn small steamed buns into big steamed buns, or let's try them now? As he spoke, the fat man felt dry in his mouth, and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit.
As a result, Brother Badou's broad shoulders were beaten several times by Li Xiaoman: "Brother Badou, my family will definitely not agree, I'm worried that they will bring you harmβ"
Speaking of which, this hot-tempered policewoman didn't notice that her eyes were clouded. She knew very well that coming from a family like hers did not have the freedom to choose her own marriage.
"Xiaoman, I don't care what your family thinks, I just want to know what you think." Brother Badou also guessed that Li Xiaoman's family must have a deep background. However, none of this should be an obstacle between two people.
"Brother Badou, I, I-" Li Xiaoman didn't know what to say, from the bottom of her heart, she already liked this optimistic and upright fat man, but intellectually, she didn't want Brother Badou to be hurt in any way, especially from her family and the forces to which she belonged.
From Li Xiaoman's anxious expression, Brother Badou also understood it, and he gently kissed Li Xiaoman's forehead: "Xiaoman, when will you go home, I will go with you." "Since it has been decided, no matter what hardships and hardships he faces, Brother Badou will never give up.
Staring at the fat man's sincere gaze, Li Xiaoman couldn't bear to refuse, she hugged the fat man fiercely, hugged it tightly, and seemed to never let go.
"Silly girl, do you want to strangle me, don't forget that you are a policeman, and you have a lot of strength." Brother Badou was really a little out of breath.
Li Xiaoman let go of his hand, and saw that there were still tears on her face, and the fat man said again: "It is inevitable that the ugly daughter-in-law will see her in-laws, and I am a stupid aunt, of course, I also have to take a look at the future father-in-law and mother-in-law." β
"Bad guy-" Li Xiaoman couldn't help but want to pinch the fat man's soft flesh, saying that it felt really good.
But at this moment, I only heard a few strange cries from the direction of my head, and then I saw the crow flapping its wings and flying away. While flying, he also shouted: "Wow, wow, old bean, wow, wow, bad." I guess this is the third sentence of the Raven Society.
"It's all your fault, I was seen." Thinking that the scene just now was peeped at by crows, Li Xiaoman couldn't help but feel ashamed and annoyed.
Brother Badou laughed twice: "It's okay, it's okay, the crow is now a teapot to cook dumplings, and it can't be poured out if there is something in the stomach, so there is no need to be afraid of it at all." β
As he was talking, a crow's loud voice came from the sky again: "Wow, wow, old bean, wow, silly aunt-"
It's over-Brother Badou's hatred: "You said that you can't learn a single sentence when you teach you a hundred sentences, how can you learn it by eavesdropping, and sure enough, the book can't be read unless you borrow it--hey, Xiaoman, you pinch it lightly-" (To be continued) I580