Chapter Twenty-Five: Where Do Rats Dare to Attack Lao Tzu?
The last two classes of the morning were Chinese classes, and not long after the bell rang, a middle-aged woman with short hair in her forties wearing glasses walked in with two books in her hands.
There was nothing like saying a word to class and then the whole class stood up to say hello, the middle-aged woman directly put the book on the lectern, turned a page, and then said slowly: "Students, today we are reviewing a classical Chinese essay "Leisurely Travel", and turn the information to ......."
Just glanced at the middle-aged woman who came in, Tianchen felt a little disappointed, it turned out that any beautiful teacher written in the novel was a lie......
There are no textbooks and materials, anyway, the knowledge in these books is too naΓ―ve in his opinion, and there is no need to use it at all, so he is too lazy to ask for it. Glancing at the middle-aged woman on the podium, Tianchen felt bored, and then decisively lay down on the table to sleep.
"Pengzhi migrates to the south of the earth, the water hits three thousand miles, and the one who sways up is 90,000 miles......" The middle-aged woman read sentence by sentence, the Chinese language has always been boring, even if it has been studied several times, and then looking back, it is still the same boring.
"And the world's reputation without persuasion, the world without frustration......" The students below listened drowsy one by one, but the middle-aged woman on the podium talked endlessly, and she was intoxicated.
ββ¦β¦ Therefore, it is said: To man without self, God and man without merit, saint without name. After reading a boring article full of emotion, the middle-aged woman glanced at the sleepy students in the classroom, a little angry in her heart, but she couldn't say anything, these are all top students who are treated like treasures by the school.
However, when she swept her eyes to Tianchen, who was sleeping on the table next to Ouyang Xiaohan, the middle-aged woman's eyes were slightly condensed.
This is a new face, is it the new student that the principal said? I went to sleep the first time I took my class, which was so unusual!
Seeing Tianchen, the middle-aged woman seemed to have found an outlet, coughed lightly, and said in a deep voice: "The new classmate in the last row, why did you sleep the first time you took my class?" β
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Tianchen was still sleeping by herself, and there was no bird at all.
Feeling that the whole class had shifted their attention to his side, Ouyang Xiaohan gently pushed Tianchen, but there was still no reaction at all.
"This guy, why did he sleep so dead!" Ouyang Xiaohan was slightly angry in his heart, so many people's eyes were focused on this, although the attention was not on himself, it still made Ouyang Xiaohan feel a little uncomfortable.
Seeing Tianchen sleeping like a dead pig, the middle-aged woman's face turned dark.
It's not like words, it's so unlikely!
Taking a piece of chalk out of the chalk box, the middle-aged woman performs a trick that almost all teachers do.
With a flick of his fingers, the chalk crossed a graceful parabola in the air and fell towards Tianchen's head.
Throwing chalk is worthy of a teacher's professional skills, no matter what kind of teacher it is, he can shoot 100 shots and hit 100 shots.
When the chalk was about to smash on Tianchen's head, in the stunned eyes of the class, Tianchen sat up with a "whoosh", stretched out two fingers with his left hand and caught the chalk lightly, and then patted the table with his right hand, the whole person jumped up instantly, stepped on the table with both feet, and Tianchen shouted: "Where do the rats dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu?" β
Middle-aged woman: "......"
Ouyang Xiaohan: "......"
Class: "......"
After first glancing around, Tianchen looked in the direction where the chalk was flying, and then ...... I saw a middle-aged woman with a black face on the podium.
"Uh......" Tianchen realized that this was in the classroom, and it seemed that he was in class now......
"Ahaha...... Haha, misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! Tianchen snorted, and then quickly jumped off the table.
"This classmate, who went to sleep in my first class, jumped on the desk and insulted the teacher as soon as he woke up. What do you want? Gotta give me an explanation! The middle-aged woman stared at Tianchen and said word by word with a dark face.
"Ahem...... What's that, misunderstanding! Definitely a misunderstanding! Tianchen smiled dryly: "Actually, I listened to your class, and then I couldn't help but revel in it, and then I was careless, cough cough, and fell asleep." β
"The main thing is that your class is so good!!"
The lecture was so good that you couldn't help but fall asleep? What kind of reasoning is this?
Ouyang Xiaohan crossed the black line on his face.
Yang Qi gloated.
"This classmate, your name is Tianchen, right?" Seeing Tianchen nodding, the middle-aged woman said again: "Tianchen, are you fooling the teacher with such an explanation?" β
"No, no, absolutely nothing!" Tianchen shook his head with a straight face: "Teacher, I really think your class is very good!" β
"Yes." The middle-aged woman said, "In that case, then tell me what I just talked about?" β
"Uh......" Tianchen was stunned for a moment, at this time Ouyang Xiaohan gently pulled Tianchen's arm, squinted at Ouyang Xiaohan's textbook, and then said: "Teacher, just now you talked about "Getaway", the emotions are really rich, although the language is plain but has another taste, I am fascinated by it, addicted to it and unable to extricate myself......"
The corners of the middle-aged woman's mouth twitched slightly, she glanced at Tianchen again, and said helplessly: "Okay, you sit down first, remember not to do this again in class in the future." β
"Got it, teacher!" Tianchen immediately sat down.
The two language lessons passed quickly.
After school in the fourth period, Ouyang Xiaohan put away his textbooks, then got up and said to Tianchen, "Let's go, go back." β
Tianchen stood up, and then the two walked out together. Seeing this scene, the students in the class who did not leave were surprised.
On campus, the two walked almost side by side, and to outsiders it looked like a couple.
Under a certain willow tree, an obscene figure looked at Tianchen and Ouyang Xiaohan who were far away, and then took out a mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number.
"Second prince, just now I saw a strange man next to Miss Ouyang, who seems to be also a student of this school......" The lewd man said respectfully into the phone.
"Well, got it. Xiaoliu has done a good job, take a good look at XiΓ n, I will let Junwen deal with this matter. A flat voice rang on the other end of the line, but if you listened closely, you could hear a strange feeling.
"Okay, Second Prince. I'm definitely going to do my best! The lewd boy Xiaoliu was praised, and instantly said excitedly as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
"Well, that's all." After saying that, the phone was hung up.
Located in the Far West, in the country of the United States, in a magnificent manor.
A young man in his twenties, leaning lightly on a leather sofa. Beside him was a blonde and blue-eyed foreign beauty, with silky eyes, lying between his legs, her head squirming up and down.