Chapter 42: Take the First Step
The two of them "gurgle" all the way out of the Shouyang villa area, but Brother Badou unexpectedly found that Li Xiaoman was also following behind, smiling like a little fox on his face: "Can you take a ride?" ”
The fat man patted the shelf of the big golden deer: "Willing to serve-"
Li Xiaoman sat up lightly, the fat man's soles were windy, and he suddenly felt that there was infinite strength in his body, a big steep slope close to forty-five degrees and two miles in length, and he rushed up in one breath. Then I saw the blind man standing on the side of the road and waving his hand: "Stop, and I-"
When the human-cat war was staged in the living room, the blind man slipped out at the behest of Brother Badou, and the old guy took the DV machine with his hand.
Brother Badou took the DV machine from his hand with a smile, and stuffed him with thirty yuan: "The BMW brand Golden Deer is overloaded now, you can take a taxi back." ”
After saying that, he kicked a few feet, and the big golden deer flew away. The blind man was so angry that he stomped his feet vigorously: "It's strange that this place can get a car, stinky boy, if you have a girl and forget your father, you have no conscience, I lost a handful of and urine when I was a child and fed you up——"
When I got home in one go, it was already afternoon, and the fat man went out to buy vegetables and then cooked. Li Xiaoman also came up to help, but when the fat man saw her holding a kitchen knife and holding a baton, he simply pushed her aside, and he hadn't cooked at all.
After a while, I heard Li Xiaoman answer the phone, and I didn't pay attention to it at first, but after talking for more than ten minutes, the fat man pricked up his ears: It can't be a phone porridge with that man, right?
It's just that after all, he is a policeman, and his vigilance is relatively high, and the fat man can't hear the content in a hurry, and then he sees the black cat sheriff sneaking in from the door, and there are a lot of grass thorns hanging on his body, which is obviously a souvenir left by the long march.
Seeing that this guy really had a DV machine in his mouth, the fat man was overjoyed and rushed up to grab it. The black cat sheriff protected the machine with his paws, and then glared at the fat man fiercely, as if protecting food.
The fat man patted the back of his head vigorously, and quickly got something to eat in the cat food bowl, and brought it to the black cat sheriff.
This is also part of the fat man's plan, the Wildcat Legion soldiers are divided into two ways, all the way to fight, all the way to search for DV machines. Although the scene of the collision recorded that day may have been deleted long ago, Brother Badou still hopes for a miracle.
At this time, Doudou also woke up, came down and squatted next to the black cat sheriff to watch it eat, and his little hands also plucked the grass thorns on its body from time to time.
"This cat is so big!" Li Xiaoman also came up after making the call: "Why does it look a little familiar?" ”
It's bad, you want to show the stuffing-Brother Badou hurriedly interrupted: "Didn't you see it at my house that day, Xiaoman, you go and pick the bundle of celery!" ”
Li Xiaoman saw the DV player in his hand again, and then snatched it away: "I watched Doudou sing again, and I was fascinated by it at the time-" Dare to love her thinking that this was the one she took back from the blind man.
Brother Badou couldn't snatch it back again, so he simply leaned over to watch it together. Look, the two of them jumped up together, their mouths sounded in unison, and then Li Xiaoman stuffed the machine into the fat man's arms with a burning fire, his face was red, and he ran to the kitchen to pick celery.
The fat man saw that Doudou continued to tinker with the cat there, so he picked up the machine again and looked at it, only to see that the picture was a big bed, and a man and a woman were fighting hand-to-hand on the bed.
"It turns out that it's not just Brother Guanxi who has this hobby-" The fat man turned off the machine first, and then turned over and over to look at the machine, as if it was not the same as the one he lost. It is estimated that this was originally Li Chenglong's, and the black cat sheriff took it wrong, or that one had already been destroyed.
The fat man's heart swelled up with a wave of disappointment, if there is no real evidence, it is really not easy to bring down Li Chenglong.
I was thinking about my thoughts, and I heard a cat barking outside, and the fat man was dumbfounded when he went out to see, only to see several DV machines on the cement floor at the door, and more than a dozen big wild cats squatting next to him and washing their faces with their paws.
"It's not going to be a cat robbing a store that sells DV, right?" The fat man's brain was a little dizzy for a while, but he quickly reacted, quickly grabbed all these machines in his hands, and then went into the house and stuffed them under the bed, and told Doudou to quickly send away these main cadres of the Wild Cat Rangers, in case the little steamed bun found out, it would be exposed.
Doudou was reluctant, and brought a lot of food to reward his subordinates. Fortunately, Li Xiaoman was so ashamed that he hid in the kitchen and didn't dare to come out because he watched a blockbuster movie with the fat man just now, but there were no accidents.
Seeing those wild cats reluctantly leaving, the fat man relieved himself and went into the kitchen to stir-fry. As soon as he entered, Li Xiaoman naturally ran out, and then there was a fat man's laughter in the kitchen: "Xiao Man-I've never seen you like this, the celery leaves are left, and the stalks are thrown into the trash-"
When the meal was served, the voice of the blind man came from outside: "I'm tired, Badou, come out quickly, your second uncle is here-"
When will there be an extra second uncle? In Brother Badou's memory, it seems that his father is alone and has no relatives.
When I went out, the blind man really led an old man, who looked to be in his seventies, dumbfounded, with unkempt hair like a chicken coop, his face was black and dirty, and he was wearing a torn suit on his upper body, and he was shirtless inside; One of the shoes on his feet is broken, and the other is "unusual".
The two masters of my life are a bit miserable - the fat man took the broken silk bag that the old man was carrying behind him and put it at the base of the wall, which was full of noise, probably containing a few mineral water bottles or something. At this point, the fat man also guessed the identity of the second uncle - picking up rags.
"Badou, this is what I met in the middle of the road, and I am from my own family, and I am picking up trash in the garbage dump outside the city. People call him the King of Rags, and he is also an old lonely stick, you can see if you can be with me for two days first-" Although the blind man is not in tune, the fat man's kind nature is definitely infected by him, and he can't see people really suffering.
The fat man could only nod, first got a basin of hot water, and asked the garbage king to wash his hair and face. Just after a few dips, the water in the basin was about to catch up with the ink, and he changed the water three times in a row, and the tattered king looked like a human being.
As he washed his face, Labrador Black and White Dog kept sniffing at him, probably they had never smelled such a rich and strange person.
"Okay, let's have dinner and take a shower later-" The fat man saw the situation of the second uncle, so he could only go to the bathhouse to solve it, so he brought the dining table out and ate in the courtyard. Otherwise, with the taste of the second uncle, it is estimated that no one else will be able to eat it.
The tattered king is obviously a little senile, and he doesn't speak, just hehe, but the amount of rice is surprisingly large, and in the blink of an eye, three bowls of rice are in the stomach, and it seems that there is a great hope to squeeze the fat man off the throne of the big stomach king.
In the end, there was no trick, so I had to stop giving him food. Looking at the old man's face cut by the wind and frost sword of the years, an idea suddenly popped up in the fat man's heart: Let's get two dollars to set up a nursing home first-