Chapter 145: Harassing phone calls
With Brother Badou's shout, I saw two rows of monkeys walking into the restaurant, the new year and the new atmosphere, they were all mixed with new clothes, and the upper body was a small red uniform, just like the kind worn by waiters in the hotel; The lower body is half-cut shorts, but they are all open crotch pants. Otherwise, if you can't untie your pants in case of urgency, you will be in trouble. And they all wear Little Red Riding Hood on their heads, one race and one spirit.
Just a few days ago, the monkeys came to the nursing home again to fight the autumn wind. I happened to see a few old ladies sewing new clothes for the sorghum millet, and then the monkeys who were so loved by the old people also mixed up. Moreover, Doudou also invited these partners to spend Chinese New Year's Eve in a nursing home.
As a result, when the fat man came back, he glared at the little eyes and said that he could not ask the monkey to eat white food, so he temporarily played the role of a vegetable bearer, which can be regarded as a contribution.
I saw the monkeys in pairs, carrying a square plate with steaming dishes on it. When you walk, you turn around, and it makes people laugh when you look at it. I didn't wait to eat, but I laughed and had an appetite.
"Haha, what about that little monkey stealing food-" The little secretary Shang Ziqi pointed at a monkey and shouted. It turned out that the monkey was more greedy, and as he walked, he put his fingers into the vegetable plate, dipped it in some vegetable soup, and then put it in his mouth to suck, and he also stomped around with a thief's head and brain, looking like a thief with a weak heart.
Brother Badou was furious: "Lao Gui, it's not your share to send red envelopes in a while!" "The monkey had been injured on his hind leg and was a little lame when he walked, so he was named Lao Guan by the fat man.
Hearing the shouting, Lao Guan immediately pretended to be serious, and carried the square plate to the table with his companions. Then everyone started together and brought out the dishes inside.
Because it is a Chinese New Year's Eve meal, the dishes are still relatively rich. Big chickens are profitable, there are fish or something in a row, begging for good luck; Moreover, most of the ingredients are drawn from Dawangzhuang, all of which are natural and pollution-free; There are also mountain delicacies such as vetch and mushrooms, which are green and healthy. Even people with a more critical eye can't help but secretly swallow spit.
"Lao Gui, this is for you to eat!" Shang Ziqi jumped out of the plate with a slice of red pepper. Send it to the old monkey's mouth. The little girl is more naughty, and wants to see if the monkey rolls her eyes when she eats chili.
The old monkey wrung his eyebrows and looked down. Then Chao Shang Ziqi grimaced, stretched out her little paws to pull her chopsticks to the ground, and bounced on them a few times to show her anger.
"Girl. Beware of monkeys scratching you, these guys have a good memory, and if you're nice to them, they'll be cute; If you play with them, they will hold grudges. People's hearts are exchanged for monkey hearts, and eight taels are exchanged for half a catty. When Brother Badou's lesson came, Deng Ziqi stuck out his tongue and no longer dared to joke with the monkey. Here, she learned her first lesson in dealing with animals: equality.
Speaking of which. It's also related to Wu Lao Er, this guy once teased the monkeys with chili peppers, and the monkeys almost went to the sky as a result. Since then, no monkey has taken care of Wu Lao Er, and he can't use any delicious seduce, and Wu Lao Er's intestines are almost regretful.
The monkeys ran several times before they got the dishes ready. There was also a table on the floor for them, with all kinds of fruits on it. There are also some cold dishes and the like. Out of consideration for their stomachs, they didn't dare to give the monkeys big fish and meat.
Similar. and the rhubarb and the black cat sheriff also led the way, and each took a table with a group of younger brothers. In front of each of them there is a food bowl, in which they have put their own food, and they eat their own food. Seeing this scene, Shang Ziqi had a deeper understanding of the word "equality" in her mind.
The dogs eat the fastest, and after eating, they each run out with their own food in their mouths; As for those monkeys, they are more noisy, you fight for me, jump up and down, it is natural to do so.
After tasting a few bites of food, Brother Badou picked up his wine glass and toasted on the ground: "New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve, this first glass of wine, I wish you all the old and young masters to be in good health and eat in the new year, and enjoy a happy old age in our old age." I'll have a drink first, everyone do what they can, don't be like a monkey, drink too much and go crazy. β
Everyone laughed in unison, and not long ago, Monkey Xiaoshuai saw Old Man Diao drinking wine, and he was also greedy. Old man Diao touched his mouth with chopsticks, and Monkey Xiaoshuai tasted the sweetness, and poured the remaining half of the bottle of red wine into Old Man Diao while people were not paying attention. As a result, the excited monkey's face was redder than his buttocks, and he was tumbling and fighting all over the yard, and no one listened to him, and he didn't accept the Heavenly Empire at all. Look at that posture, if you can go to the sky, you will definitely learn from its ancestors and make a peach meeting again.
So when I heard this allusion, of course everyone laughed. So some served liquor, some drank beer, and some tasted red wine, each having their own pleasure.
Afterwards, the fat man toasted from table to table. First those foreign family members, then the residents of the nursing home, and finally the people called from their side, led by Wang Blind and Lao Gan Ma, as well as Wang Hao and Chu Zhengnan, and of course, Chu Zhengnan's mother, Sister Liu, she has been helping in the nursing home.
There is also a special guest, who was invited by Ma Monkey - Teacher Xiao Zhang. With the sponsorship of Lao Laile, he went to a kindergarten teacher for further study, and when he returned from school, he also had to support the preschool education department of Badou School.
Seeing the eyebrows of the horse monkey and Teacher Xiao Zhang, Brother Badou was also happy for his brother in his heart, but after raising the wine glass, he looked around one by one, and suddenly felt a sour feeling in his heart, a little bit of a feeling that there was one less person in the wine glass.
Little steamed buns, happy new year, Yato is working hard - the fat man prayed silently in his heart.
After eating most of the full, the party officially began, the meals were removed, moved to the small entertainment room, all kinds of pastries and fruits were put on the table, everyone ate peanuts, knocked melon seeds, drank tea, and watched the show.
The opening scene is a Yangge meeting attended by all the members, and the old men and ladies are wearing bright silk clothes and pants, wearing large velvet flowers on their heads, and even a big flower on the tips of their shoes, which is very festive.
Seeing that people were twisting around with handkerchiefs and fans, Monkey Xiaoshuai also pulled Doudou on the field, as well as sorghum and millet, and twisted and twisted together.
"Next!" The fat man threw Monkey Xiaoshuai's inflatable golden hoop stick over and was danced by it. Now, everyone doesn't look at others, they all look at monkeys.
"Fatty, hurry up and get on the field, I've already prepared it for you-" The old man beckoned to the fat man, his old face was smeared with two dozen red blushes, dressed like an old goblin.
"I didn't rehearse, so forget it." Brother Badou still wanted to excuse himself, but several old men surrounded him, took a hood of Zhu Bajie, and directly buttoned his head into it, and the old stubborn man also stuffed him with a rake in the field.
The fat man studied this hood, the long nose can be opened and closed, and the two big ears can also fan back and forth, so he is also energetic. Pulling his clothes to both sides, revealing his big belly, the rake in his hand played a flower, and twisted it behind the team, and sang while twisting: "Zhu Bajie, hehe, laugh haha, bend down and pick up a flower-"
Hearing his coarse voice, everyone laughed. The old revolutionary still held the monkey Xiaoshuai, threw it on the fat man's back, and staged a play of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law. Monkey Xiaoshuai has cooperated with Brother Badou, so he can't help but say, pick up the inflatable golden hoop stick, and shine a mallet on the fat man's head. Everyone laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs.
Even Ms. Jiang couldn't help but sigh, in this atmosphere, she suddenly felt that the pressure suddenly disappeared, and her body and mind were much more relaxed, perhaps, this is also the reason why the old father is willing to live here.
Monkey Xiaoshuai was playing well, and suddenly the golden hoop stick in the paw was taken away, it turned out to be Shang Ziqi, the girl, she ran to the back of the fat man, beat with the stick, and screamed in her mouth, it seems that this girl is also crazy and noisy.
Although Brother Badou couldn't see the situation behind him, he didn't feel that something was right, so he shook off Shang Ziqi on his body, then took off his hood and took a look, and snorted twice in his nose: "Girl, I'm playing Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, what are you doing when you run up and cooperate-"
Shang Ziqi's face flushed when he said it, and she simply picked up the golden hoop stick again: "I'll beat you, a lazy and lazy piggy and lustful pig!" β
At this time, Brother Badou's mobile phone rang, he motioned for the show to continue, and then went out to answer the phone. It was Zhang Xiaoya's call, who gave the fat man a New Year's greeting, and said that his father invited the golden-eyed eagle to get together, and asked Brother Badou to follow.
Putting down the phone, the fat man shook his head, and said to himself: "Greedy for money, lustful, lazy, and lazy, put these eight words on me, none of the words are appropriate, the little girl's vision is too badββ"
Zhang Xiaoya's phone call made the fat man's heart empty, which made him miss Li Xiaoman who was far away in a foreign country even more, as the so-called thinking of his relatives every festival, thinking of Xiao Mantou wandering alone, Brother Badou's heart was gloomy for a while: Girl, even if you give me a call, I miss you.
Just thinking about it, the mobile phone rang again, and the fat man couldn't help but be excited, and hurriedly took out the phone, but it fell to the ground with a snap. When I picked up the phone and looked at the number on it, the fat man was disappointed again, it was He Da reporter, who said that he would come to pay New Year's greetings tomorrow and send red envelopes to the babies.
After chatting a few words, hung up the phone, Brother Badou's tears fell unconsciously, on this happy Chinese New Year's Eve, listening to the sound of firecrackers in the distance, he and his beloved have to endure the pain of lovesickness, how can it not make people cry?
The incoming call rang again, and Brother Badou was disheartened and didn't want to answer the phone. But the phone rang endlessly, and the fat man touched his eyes, and then began to answer: "Hey, hey, hey, that one, talkβ"
There was silence on the other side of the phone, and breathing could be faintly heard, but no one spoke. The fat man was already in a low mood, so he was a little annoyed: "The harassing phone call for the New Year, you have no public morality, I-"
As he spoke, the fat man suddenly realized something, suddenly became excited, and asked in a trembling voice, "Little steamed bun, is it you?" β
There was still no sound on the other end of the phone, but Brother Badou could feel that the sound of breathing was getting heavier and heavier, and there seemed to be a low sobbing, so he yelled at the phone: "Xiaoman, I miss you, and besides, I will never give up-"
The other party cut off the call, but the fat man had a hunch that the other end of the phone must be Li Xiaoman, who was thousands of miles away, he held his mobile phone tightly, accompanied by the New Year's bell, and made a vow in his heart: "Xiaoman, you just wait for my good news." One day, I will marry you back home! (To be continued) I580