Chapter 266: Lard Balm Conditioner

In mid-July, the marriage reached the final stage of preparation, and Zhou Xiaofu was given a bath or a facial compress by the beautiful lady sent by the Zhou Mansion every day, and then she maintained her hair, which was really annoying.

There are no special beauty products in this plane, they are all natural things.

And Zhou Xiaofu has to soak her hair in lard by the beautiful lady every day, saying that this can make the hair black and shiny, and each one is healthy and shiny.

But even if it is healthy and useful, it is not enough to soak your head in overheated and fishy lard every day, which is too sinful.

So as long as it's time to soak your head in lard every day, Zhou Xiaofu always has to mentally scold Zhu Guli from beginning to end.

Of course, Zhu Guli can't feel it.

And today Zhou Xiaofu stopped Sister Zhou Xiaolan and asked her to accompany her to do beauty, and her beautiful lady also felt that Miss Miss's face had become more and more ugly in the past few days, and seeing that she intended to invite her friends to enjoy it together, she happily agreed.

So, soon, the tables and chairs in the living room were moved to the small storeroom at the back for the time being, and three wooden barrels for bathing were brought in.

Of course, one of them is Zhou Xiaofu's own, and the remaining two are moved from Zhou Xiaolan's yard.

Soon all three of them took off their clothes and went into the barrels.

And the wooden barrel began to add milk, honey, and spring water under the instructions of the beautiful lady, and finally when salt was added, Zhou Xiaobin suddenly asked with a bad face: "Fourth sister, is this a seasoning?" ”

The corners of Zhou Xiaofu's mouth twitched. But his complexion did not change: "Third sister, in fact, these are all excellent skin beautification materials, and the skin is moist and smooth once." ”

Zhou Xiaobin couldn't see Zhou Xiaofu's face. Listening to the voice, it didn't feel like it was lying to her, so she continued to soak.

After knowing that everyone's face was coated with a thick layer of black mud, Zhou Xiaobin finally couldn't help but say: "Fourth sister, are you sure that these are really beautiful prescriptions." ”

But Zhou Xiaofu didn't answer her, and the beautiful lady standing on the side said a little unpleasantly: "Third girl, this is the beauty workshop of the slave family, and this is the salt mud transported from Dongshan." Formulated with all kinds of precious medicinal materials, how can you be so suspicious. ”

Zhou Xiaofu said silently: It is useful, but it is not easy to wash. One accidentally left black mud in his ear, and he found out by picking his ears before going to bed on the first day, and he could be depressed to death.

At last the maids brought pots of boiled lard ointment, to which some olive oil was added. It does have a pomadeir effect. But it's very difficult to wash, and there is a smell of lard after washing, I don't know if I think this is a girl from a pork shop.

So when the three of them smeared lard paste on their heads one after another, Zhou Xiaobin was holding a lard on his head, his face was black, and then the seasoning of a wooden barrel was finally determined, this is not beauty, this is torture.

Soak for an hour. This beauty was over, and then it took a whole hour to wash it quickly.

The bath tub and the beautiful lady are gone. The three of them were huddled together in Zhou Xiaofu's bedroom, all wearing middle clothes, and the maid helped the master wipe his hair while holding back a smile.

Zhou Xiaolan sniffed his hair with some disgust, frowned and moved away, at first he also knew that the so-called beauty of the fourth sister was a crime, and he saw that her meal had decreased sharply recently because of the beauty of her face, so she was soft-hearted and wanted to accompany her once, who knew that it was such a beauty, it was simply a crime.

In the end, the lard was clotted, and if it weren't for the fourth sister having a fanbang shampoo, everyone wouldn't want to wash their hair with soap.

And Zhou Xiaobin was pleasantly surprised to find that the ends of his hair that had been split ends had become shiny, and when he touched his face, it was indeed smooth as jade, and then he touched his arms, and his thin and soft skin was really good, but he was a little discouraged at the thought of either seasoning or lard.

Zhou Xiaofu calmly wiped her hair and sat there drinking tea.

But I thought in my heart, let Qingbi start to drug the beauty lady at night, so that she can't pull up, will she not have to smear lard on her head every day?

Here, Zhu Guli really couldn't stand Li Ranqiu's daily obsession and went directly to the palace, he would rather face the emperor who had some snake spirit disease, at least the emperor would not pester himself and kill him every day, even if this snake spirit disease attacks from time to time, it is actually acceptable.

Zhu Guli also planned to tell the emperor about taking crystal beads, but the lazy emperor who was shelling melon seeds under the ice basin on the side, after listening to Zhu Guli's narration, he was instantly shocked and threw the melon seeds on the ground, and he turned over and got up.

The hand instantly reached the door of Zhu Guli's head, touched it for a while, and only removed it when Zhu Guli was about to shoot it off when he reacted, and then lazily lay on his recliner, closed his eyes and began to shake around.

And the father-in-law Bai on the side was also a little surprised, originally at the beginning he also heard that this prince had discovered some strange abilities to endanger the royal family, but now he actually took a strange bead to have a chance to produce special abilities, isn't this a joke.

Seeing that Father-in-law Bai looked incredulous, and the emperor looked like his uncle didn't have a fever today but started talking nonsense, he suddenly became angry.

The crystal nucleus left for him on Thursday, he is absorbing it every day, the xenomorph fire has been practiced to level seven, and now he can continuously launch a flame for half an hour, this fire is also much stronger than the charcoal fire used in the kitchen, and it can burn through copper and iron in a short period of time, he believes that if he kills someone, this is definitely an excellent weapon.

Seeing that there was nothing to show in the imperial study, he got up and walked to the case and took out a piece of paper, and lit it directly at once.

And the emperor, who was lying in a rocking chair, suddenly put down the melon seeds and got up.

Zhu Guli curled the corners of his mouth proudly, he should have believed it now, but when he saw this snake spirit disease emperor, he suddenly jumped and laughed.

It wasn't until Zhu Guli's face darkened that he wiped his tears and stopped laughing: "Uncle Huang, I know that I am bored, you want to make me laugh, I am laughing like this, what are you still angry about." ”

Zhu Guli's face suddenly turned black into the bottom of the pot.

But the emperor didn't feel anything wrong at all, got up and walked to Zhu Guli, and touched his sleeve, until Zhu Guli turned sideways to avoid glaring at him before he spoke: "Uncle Huang, where did you learn this trick, where are the flints hidden, show me, I learned to perform for the queen." ”

If Zhu Guli was only a little angry just now, but now he is really angry, and his face is about to turn white by this snake spirit.

Seeing that the emperor had left the rocking chair, he directly sent out a tongue of fire from his palm and rushed towards the rocking chair, and the huge heat of the flame directly burned the rocking chair to ashes in an instant.

And the emperor and Bai Gonggong, who were standing on the side, realized for a long time that this was not a dream.

And the emperor only shouted to let Bai Gonggong pinch himself, so that he felt that this was not a dream. (To be continued......)

ps: It's a holiday, and I'm going out for a walk after writing early, but it's set at ten o'clock. R1292