Chapter 181: The Yodelers and the Wise Cook
"Bah, ......" The little girl quickly spit out the soil in her mouth and muttered in a dumb voice, "Wow, that's so interesting, I've never been buried in the soil, and when I die, I'm buried in a coffin, isn't that how it feels?" β
"Bah, bah, bah...... Little girl, you're in a really good mood, let's still think about how to get out. Tang Xin spat out the scum speechlessly, looking around.
In fact, there is nothing to look at, only the headlamp of the mining helmet above Tang Xin's head is lit in the dark underground, and the surrounding soil is all the same, they are already more than ten meters away from the ground, this depth, it is not easy to dig out from the bottom to the top, it is estimated that before half of it, the oxygen has been exhausted.
TANG XIN AND THE LITTLE BEAUTY BOTH HAVE AN ADDITIONAL DEBUFF EFFECT OF LACK OF OXYGEN, AND THIS EFFECT WILL START TO DEDUCT BLOOD AFTER TWO MINUTES.
"Don't call me little girl, I have a name - I can't say goodbye, remember this name, and I'll be the best pet hunter on the continent." The little girl's expression on her face was very imposing, but unfortunately the dirt on her face made her look a little funny.
"Okay, so I'm telling you goodbye? Or do you not speak? Or call you ......" Tang Xin smiled, teasing the little girl.
ββ¦β¦ It's strange that I haven't thought about it all along, so let me think about it, and feel free until then. The little beauty was silent for a while, lowered her head and began to ponder.
"What do your companions call you?" Tang Xin asked with some curiosity, and at the same time she groped to start the excavator, the roar of the excavator sounded, and Tang Xin manipulated it to continue digging down.
"I don't have a companion. Wow, that's cool...... Are you going to keep digging? Hahaha, it's so exciting. I haven't tried to die by burying myself in the ground and suffocating to death. "I can't say goodbye excitedly, but I really like to enjoy this moment.
"Okay...... But little girl, do I want to ask for life instead of death? Tang Xin is also the first time to meet such a person who is not afraid of death and regards danger as an irritation, while speaking, the excavator took the two of them and advanced down more than ten meters, and suddenly. The feeling of weightlessness hit, and with the excavator, the two of them slammed into the ground. THE BONES ALL OVER THE BODY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE TORN, BUT THE GOOD NEWS WAS THAT THE SUFFOCATING DEBUFF WAS GONE.
"Hey, there are people living down here~" I couldn't say goodbye and took off a slice of bread from my head. I also took a bite with a very cute expression. "You can try it too, it tastes good."
Tang Xin also took a bite and found that what she said was indeed the truth, the bread was baked just right, and she explained while chewing, "I came here to dig the altar, so I know that it must be empty underneath, but there will be bread." It's amazing......"
"yes, yes. Two hateful big men, vile and shameless obscene embryos, you have eaten up Alva's stockpile, no, no, that's not the point, you ruined my bed, my bedroom, my house, and Vivien's house......" The voice that called himself Alva roared, but Tang Xinhe couldn't say goodbye and searched left and right, but he couldn't find anyone who made a sound.
"You two fools, simple-minded, big-limbed men, where do you look? Lao Tzu is here, here! The two looked down, and now they finally saw Alva, a small man less than 1 meter tall, standing on the front swingarm of the excavator, sticking his waist like a teapot and looking at Tang Xin and them angrily.
Looking around, Tang Xin was surprised to find that this place, which may have been the altar of the God of Shadows hundreds of years ago, has now become a gathering place for the little people, and the abandoned altar has become a square for the little people to have a picnic......
Obviously, now the owner of the house is roaring at them, and the other owner named Vivian, with tears in his eyes, sits on the ground aggrievedly looking at Tang Xinhe and can't say goodbye, looking really strange and pitiful......
"Wow, it's a little person, it's so cute, Moda." Without saying goodbye, he grabbed Alva with one hand, held him up in front of him, and asked in a low voice, "What race are you, how can you be so small?" Is that slice of bread enough for you to eat for a week? Won't you be malnourished......"
"I'm sorry...... We didn't mean to destroy your house, nay, this is Derpy, isn't it? It's a little chinchilla, let it play with you, okay? Tang Xin squatted on the ground a little embarrassed, trying to coax Vivian, but she really didn't know how to get along with Xiao Budian, so she had to let the cute pet move, regardless of Derpy's rolling eyes, the famous Phantom Totoro was tied with a bow by Tang Xin as an ambassador of peace.
Under the communication of good harmony (big mistake~), Tang Xinhe couldn't say goodbye and learned that these little people are yodelers, they are warm and friendly, like the isolated life, and are the race of the friendly camp. They have an ancient civilization, and their capital, Bandel, is built in an isolated canyon in the southeast surrounded by the Sable Mountains, and is also the oldest city-state in the Runeterra, where the yodelers are not tall, no more than 1 meter.
Despite their small stature, these little people have great fighting power, and the yodelers have a very high level of technology, comparable to goblins and gnomes.
Tang Xinhe couldn't say goodbye to the two of them, under the supervision of the villagers, helped Vivian and Alva rebuild the destroyed house, this difficult work took the two of them a day, but they were also fortunate to see the advanced construction skills of the villains, and the project that took more than a month to hand over to the human craftsmen became very simple with the support of the villains' unique technology.
The villains first designed the drawings, and then used a machine to insert directly into the stone wall, and then a piece of suitable plates spit out from the butt of the machine, and the next thing to do was to assemble these boards that had been designed to connect the seams, but Tang Xin spent a long time making the interior decoration and decoration for the two villains, and also baked a few breads for them, and Alva and Vivian smiled again.
It seems that the yodelers are also a bunch of snack goods!
After the house was built, it was already inclined to wary prestige. was pulled back to friendliness, and the villains around them finally smiled at Tang Xinhe and the two outsiders who couldn't say goodbye. On the other hand, these little people are still very simple, they get angry when they smash their houses, and as long as they help them fix it, they will immediately be happy.
"Big man, you said you were here to find the Altar of Shadows, didn't you mean our open-air barbecue square?" An older yodeler with a white beard asked.
"Uh...... Yes. It's your open-air barbecue square, that ...... I need to restore this abandoned altar and complete the challenge of the God of Shadows......" Tang Xin said as he looked at the villains. "Of course, of course...... When I'm done, you can barbecue or shabu-shabu if you want to, please. Can you help me move for a while? β
"Are you sure you'll be able to get it back to its original state when you're done with it? If you're done running away. Where are we going to find you? β
"You don't have to worry about that, the Hollow Valley Manor next door is my manor, and I'm building a dungeon right now, so if I run away, you can go and make trouble with my manor...... Good neighbors, how about this mentions? β
"Okay, but we're going to have a bonfire tonight, and Vivien is going to put on a show. Hurry up and use it, we'll have business to do when we're done......" Alva grimaced. Conditions are stipulated.
"Uh, okay, I'll hurry." Tang Xin responded speechlessly, for the sake of this kid who was also pursuing the little girl, she wouldn't bother with him, "Little girl, I have something to do, you ......"
"Go, go, Vivien said she was going to take me to mushroom picking." I can't say goodbye and mingle with the villains in a very short time, wearing yodeler costumes, and feeling like they're all in the same group.
"......" Tang Xin shook his head, and had to go to check the Shadow Altar by himself.
The abandoned shadow altar is quite intact, except for the loss of energy, the others are intact, it is estimated that the villains also take care of this open-air barbecue square, Tang Xin took out six charging crystals from his backpack and inlaid them into the four pillars of the square, and after a while, he saw that the lines on the ground bloomed again with ancient brilliance.
The silver light flashed, and Tang Xin, who was standing in the middle of the altar, had disappeared.
After about two hours, Tang Xin stumbled out of the altar, his blood was at the bottom, and the wolf was unbearable, but anyway, he finally completed the trial in time for the villains' bonfire party.
ββThe system prompts that the Shadow Double-Way Mirror will get a chance to advance, rewarding 500 points of Shadow Knowledge, 100 points of Fame, and rewarding the skill book "Shadow Seal".
Tang Xin played a playful cook in the palace in this trial of the shadow god, a kitchen lady with multiple identities who was busy with a touching IQ.
She is not only an undercover agent sent by an assassination organization, her mission is to find an opportunity to assassinate another prince and princess by the next birth heir of the royal family, and at the same time she is a thief who is controlled by her master's poison, and if she does not bring a famous painting hidden in the palace to that master, she will die, and she has accidentally become the queen's henchman, she needs to give advice to the queen's careful strategy, and she is also responsible for filling the stomachs of everyone in the palace.
And when she entered the map, this smart and hard cook lady had completely gotten rid of it, not only was she found out that she was stealing paintings and locked up in a dungeon, but also because she fell in love with a prince and wanted to betray the assassination organization and give up the undercover plan, after telling it all, she found that the prince and many maids had an affair, and she was an out-and-out swinger, and the queen saw that she was useless, and wanted to kick her away, waiting for the poor cook to be hanged after dawn...... In short, the situation Tang Xin encountered was completely a dead end.
The Shadow God really thinks so highly of her...... This is a sentence that Tang Xin is sitting in a cold dungeon, all skills are locked and cannot be used, she is only wearing a prison uniform, and she does not have any tools at hand, and she can only rely on her wisdom and acting skills to infinitely loop in her head.
Looking at this situation, she must let the cook escape from the pursuit of the assassination organization, and get the antidote from the unlucky master, so that the cook can escape death, and let the cook stop loving the flowery prince in order to complete this trial.
Fortunately, there is no endless road, just when Tang Xin explored the only place she could reach freely, she found that there was a mechanism in this dungeon, and at the critical moment, she had to rely on the knowledge in her head, and the knowledge system of the secret passage of the organ learned from the top organ master Karui could not be blocked, Tang Xin used weeds to disguise a human figure in the prison, and he climbed out along the secret passage of the organ, the secret passage led in all directions, and Tang Xin thought of a way to turn the situation around after exploring all the secret passages.
Things have to be solved one by one.
Tang Xin's first thing to deal with is that prince, that typical straw bale prince is the best solution, Tang Xin's plan is to scare him, scare this prince out of his guts, make him afraid when he sees a woman, and see how he harms others, so that the cook will no longer like this straw bale.
Tang Xin followed the secret passage and sneaked into the prince's bedroom, the palace was very lively, the prince and a group of dancing girls were staging an adult plot, Tang Xin smiled treacherously, and added the drug from the scheming queen to the wine, after a while, the prince and all the dancing girls were asleep, and then it was Tang Xin's showtime.
She stripped the dancers of their colorful clothes, then changed them into snow-white dressing gowns, and then painted the dancers with ready-made makeup to make up "impressive".
Then the prince went into a trance on this magical night, and staged a period of ghost love, the girl became an old woman, and the beauty became a monster...... All kinds of scenes were rehearsed under Tang Xin's command, and the prince was already half-crazy...... And the dancing girl who turned into a female ghost in white was dragged away and eaten by the old demon of Montenegro one by one, and in the end, only a pile of white bones was left in place, and after the plot was over, the prince was already scared out of his body.
Thanks BBC, ABC, TNT, CCTV...... And thanks to the dungeon who I don't know who it was, a bunch of bones brought by Tang Xin, a good prince, was knocked out by Tang Xin.
At this time, it was already the middle of the night, and Tang Xin began to deal with the thief master who poisoned the cook.
She first found the famous painting, the famous painting is very well preserved, it is firmly locked on the wall by the magic mechanism, as long as the painting is moved, the alarm will be triggered, so there is no one to guard it here, because there is no need at all, the kitchen lady with a touching IQ before stole the painting directly, and wanted to use her little short legs to run past those guards to take the painting out...... I have to say that the IQ is really low to a certain level.
Tang Xin rummaged through the entire palace according to the appearance of the painting, found a canvas that looked quite similar, and then scribbled a few strokes on it, rolled it up, and stuffed it into her trouser pocket, and then she took a few wooden boards, a blank piece of paper and some paint from the carpenter's room, and went back to the place where the famous painting was hidden, covering the painting, and forged a fake wall around it, and made some traces of the magic mechanism being cracked.
Yes, thanks to various police and bandit TV series and movies, Tang Xin didn't plan to really steal the painting, but to make people think that the painting was stolen, and let the unlucky master think that the painting was stolen by her, and in her hands, anyway, she just needs to get the antidote.
As for the most disgusting assassination organization......
Assassination Organization: Death Fraud (To be continued......