Chapter 62: Brother Sharp 'Ganny Liang'
When I came out of the hospital, it was already dark.
declined Brother Hu's invitation, and unconsciously, he walked to the door of the 'Jinke Wangfu' community, Luo Yang hesitated again and again, and finally couldn't wipe his face and left in a huff.
The food stalls were brightly lit, and there were five or six tables in the simple army-green canvas tent, and Luo Yang ordered a fried noodles and added an extra five yuan of shredded pork, and ate it with relish.
At the next table were five or six sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys, dressed very fashionably, but not like a 'little gangster', and the fabrics of the clothes were exquisite, and at a glance you knew that the price was expensive.
Their waists reveal a golden belt, either 'h' or 'lv', and in front of each of them is an electronic key.
On the small round table, there are almost all stir-fried vegetables, including braised pork trotters, green pepper belly slices, minced meat eggplant, chopped pepper fish head...... But these teenagers didn't even move their chopsticks. It seems that he is waiting for someone, and ordering so many dishes is not for eating, but because he is waiting for a seat, he orders a few dishes casually, in short, there is no intention of moving chopsticks at all.
Seeing Luo Yang lying on the table, gobbling up a plate of fried noodles that had become black due to too much soy sauce, several of the teenagers showed disdain.
"Why hasn't the eldest sister arrived yet? Won't she be locked up at home by her mother again and won't be able to get out, right? One of the teenagers said anxiously.
Another teenager said categorically: "Impossible! Don't you know the ability of the eldest sister? Climb over walls, dig holes...... Not to mention that her mother locked him in the house, even if it is a heavily guarded prison, the eldest sister has a way to escape! ”
When the other teenagers heard this, they all burst out laughing, as if they agreed with the young man's statement.
'Purr'...... ......
Just as the teenagers were laughing, there was a very discordant sound of eating noodles from a table next to them.
A teenager said angrily: "Friend, can you eat noodles quietly?" ”
Another teenager scolded directly: "Hillbilly, don't you just eat fried noodles, and don't you eat shark fin abalone, delicacies from the mountains and seas, look at his virtue, it's like he hasn't eaten for three days!" ”
"It's more exaggerated than pigs eating!"
“…………”
The teenagers laughed one after another, but a handsome young man about eighteen years old smiled and said, "Friend, come and eat, we can't finish so many dishes!" ”
"Abin, why are you inviting a hillbilly to eat? Even if we don't eat it, we can feed it to the dogs! ”
Luo Yang sneered in his heart, looked at these rich boys, and decided to teach them a good lesson for their parents.
Luo Yang's mouth was stuffed with fried noodles, he raised his head and looked at the teenagers, with a smirk on his face, squirting noodles in his mouth, and said stupidly: "I...... I don't have any money! ”
The teenagers were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"It turned out to be a mentally handicapped, quite handsome, and has the demeanor of a 'sharp brother'!"
"Come on, come on, silly hat, come and eat, these dishes are all yours!"
"Come here, Brother Sharp, come and eat together, don't worry, I don't want your money...... Eat for nothing, idiot! Hahaha"
The teenagers were idle and began to amuse the 'fool' Luo Yang.
It can be seen from the dress, speech and demeanor that these teenagers have a superior family background, but they have no cultivation, they belong to the legendary 'second generation of pit fathers and brainless riches', and the 'three Lis' - Li Xrui, my father is Li Gang and Li Xyi, they are purely of the same type, their essence may not be bad, and they do not have the intention of harming others, but they lack roots in their brains!
The young man named 'Ah Bin' frowned and said, "It's not easy for people, don't play with him!" ”
"The eldest sister hasn't arrived yet, anyway, it's okay at this time, it's okay to be funny, anyway, he's a fool, and he doesn't understand scolding!"
"That's it! Abin, don't worry, we just talk about having fun, and we will never do anything out of the ordinary! ”
The young man named 'Ah Bin' wanted to say something, but he couldn't resist the persuasion of others, sighed, and stopped talking.
"Brother Sharp, come here, don't be afraid, we are all good people!" A teenager seduced.
"Come here, this plate of braised pig's trotters is fragrant, if you don't come again, I'm going to feed the wild dogs on the road!"
Luo Yang got up with a wince, still chewing fried noodles in his mouth, wiped his mouth and snot with his sleeve, and walked over stupidly.
"Come, sit here!" A young man pointed to the empty chair beside him and said kindly, his eyes full of cunning.
Luo Yang sat down, the young man suddenly pulled out of his chair, and Luo Yang sat on the ground with his ass.
'Oops! ’
Luo Yang screamed miserably, fell on all fours, and his posture was extremely exaggerated.
"Hahahaha!"
All the teenagers laughed, except for the young man named 'Ah Bin' who frowned slightly, the rest of them were all happy.
"Brother Sharp, didn't you fall painfully, did you?" The young man who was 'drawing wages from the bottom of the kettle' pretended to say, "Why are you so careless! Get up! ”
Luo Yang patted his buttocks and said stupidly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm rough and thick, I'm not afraid of falling"
"Do you want to eat this table?" Another teenager said with a wicked smile.
"Well, I want to eat!" Luo Yang drooled and said with a greedy face: "I haven't eaten for two days, and I don't have a penny on me!" ”
"Not a penny? Then why do you still eat fried noodles? ”
Luo Yang said stupidly, "Hehe, I'm hungry, so I want to eat fried noodles, but I don't have any money." ”
"You don't have any money, how can you pay the bill after eating fried noodles for a while?"
Luo Yang scratched his head: "I ...... I don't know, I want to eat fried noodles when I'm hungry, but I don't have any money...... I have the strength to help with the work! ”
Luo Yang interprets the 'brain dead' vividly and vividly, looking more imbecile than a real imbecile, and less tendons than the mentally handicapped. This kind of acting skills, not to mention winning the 'Little Golden Man', and being nominated for an Oscar, is more than enough.
"Well, let's play a game, you answer a question, you can eat a bite of food, how about it?" A fat boy said with a 'wilt' voice.
Luo Yang nodded again and again, looking eager to try.
"Okay, then I'll ask a question first, and you have to answer honestly, if you dare to speak...... Hum! The little fat man threatened with a vicious face: "What's your name?" ”
"I ...... My name is Gan Ni Liang," Luo Yang said.
"Gannyliang? Why did your parents give you such a strange, stupid name? No wonder you'll be a stupid x! The fat boy said.
"Fat cat, this fool won't be scolding you, will he? Ganny is cool, isn't it dry. ! "Another teenager has a taste.
Luo Yang had already grabbed a braised pig's trotter with his hand and gnawed it.
"Hey! I said, how did you eat it? ”
"Didn't you say that you can eat a bite by answering a question?" Luo Yang blinked, looking very innocent.
"What questions did you answer?" The fat man was puzzled: "I haven't started asking yet!" ”
"Ganny Liang!" Luo Yang said: "Name, Gan Ni Liang!" ”
The little fat man named 'Fat Cat' almost fainted.
"Gan Ni Liang, let me ask you, are you still here?" Another teenager said.
Luo Yang blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "What is it?" ”
The young man rolled his eyes: "What a big stupid hat, everywhere is a virgin!" ”
"What's a virgin?" Luo Yang Road.
"Virgins don't understand, idiot! A virgin is ...... It's just ......" The young man thought for a long time before he said, "Have you ever been with a woman?!" ”
Luo Yang: "Which one?" ”
"It's ......"
The boy scratched his head, and went through everything that the physiology teacher had said in the 'physiology class', but he still didn't know how to explain it, and was distressed by himself, when suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and made a gesture in a hurry-the index finger and thumb of the left hand were put together to form a hollow circle, and the middle finger of the right hand was put into the hollow circle of the left hand, and was drawn in and out to make a piston movement.
Luo Yang haha: "This one has!" This one really has! Ngawang and Dahua in our village do this when they have nothing to do, sometimes in the rice fields, sometimes on the main road, and climb to the roof again! ”
"Rub! There are such 'strange people' in your village? I even climbed on the roof to do it, idol! The boy was amazed.
"No, no, no" Luo Yang shook his head again and again: "Ah Wang and Da Hua are not people, they are two dogs!" ”
'Poof! ’
Several teenagers had just drunk the Coke in their mouths, and they all squirted out.