Chapter 545: A Thirty-Year-Old Virgin
"Trouble? No, no, no, what kind of trouble is this, the matter is in the sea market, Old Tang has already taken care of the aftermath for you, of course there will be no trouble. The old man shook his head and smiled.
"It's good if there's no trouble, I'm afraid that I'll make some trouble outside and bring it to the Ye family." Tang Dashao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hehe, the Ye family, although it is not a big family that cannot be provoked, it is not a family that can find any trouble, as long as you do not endanger national security and do not violate the criminal law, if there is anything, the Ye family can do it, of course, I know, you are measured, and you will handle many things yourself!" The old man laughed.
Although he said that the Ye family was not a big family that he couldn't mess with, what he meant was that the Ye family was not something that others could mess with......
"I understand, Grandpa." Tang Dashao nodded.
"Well, let's go, let's go into the house, I also want to try the dumplings made by your mother, I haven't eaten them for more than twenty years." The old man smiled and took Tang Dashao's hand and walked towards the house.
Entering the inner hall, the relatives of the Ye family are basically there, Tang Dashao's uncle and second uncle have not arrived, but the eldest aunt and second aunt are here, and the younger uncle and little aunt are also there, and then Ye Xiong's daughter-in-law and daughter, Ye Feng's daughter-in-law and a little doll who is only about one year old, as well as Ye Hua and Ye Qun, plus Tang Dashao's family......
"Third brother, your face is a little pale, what's the matter?" Tang Dashao saw that Ye Hua's face was quite ugly, and he couldn't help but ask.
"Me? Hehe, it's okay, it's okay. Ye Hua smiled reluctantly.
Tang Dashao frowned when he heard this, this situation seemed to be slightly similar to what he had practiced before after he went mad......
"Third brother, come inside." Tang Dashao said softly.
Ye Hua smiled slightly when he heard this, and came to the back room without asking the reason.
"Third brother, have you gone mad?" As soon as he entered the back room, Tang Dashao began to ask.
"Gone mad? Do you know what it means to go crazy? Hehe, that's right, that Yun Shang should have taught you something. Ye Hua laughed softly.
"Don't worry about this, are you going crazy? I heard that the people who go crazy and go into the devil will have their muscles and veins broken, and I have gone mad once before. Tang Dashao asked with a stern face.
"You're going crazy?" Ye Hua didn't answer Tang Dashao's question, and after hearing Tang Dashao say that he had gone mad, he couldn't help but be frightened......
In the eyes of all cultivation, this is almost a terminal illness, as if ordinary people know that they have cancer, or it is terminal......
No one is not afraid......
"Well, once, but it's okay now, what's wrong with you? This face is too abnormal? Tang Dashao asked.
The last time he went mad by himself, he knew that his ability could heal similar, and the purpose of pulling Ye Hua over was self-evident.
"Am I pale? Is it so obvious? Ye Hua pinched his face when he heard this, which was quite funny.
"You didn't look in the mirror, did you......" Tang Dashao rolled his eyes when he heard this......
"Oh, no wonder, the eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law looked at me weirdly just now, and the girl in Zhiqiu asked me if I didn't sleep well last night...... Ye Hua's brows condensed......
"And how the hell did you do this?" Tang Dashao asked puzzled.
"Oh, last time I was blessed by you, your little girlfriend saw that my kung fu was low, so she gave me a little benefit, and not long ago I officially broke through the original realm."
Speaking of this, Ye Hua's face seemed to be blooming, although his face was pale, his smile remained undiminished......
"Break through the original realm? But if you break through, shouldn't you be in good spirits? Are you ......" For a while, Tang Dashao's face became strange......
"Am I? Could it be ...... anything," Ye Hua said strangely.
"Are you so excited about the breakthrough that you overworked last night? So you're a little pale today? Tang Dashao smiled evilly......
It's a smile that even a man can understand......
"What are you thinking, boy? Your third brother is practicing children's skills, and he can't break his body before he becomes a child, and if you talk nonsense, be careful that I beat you......" Ye Hua's old face turned red, looked at Tang Dashao, and raised his right hand demonstratively......
"Don't, don't, third brother, I can't withstand your beating with thin arms and legs......"
"However, when you practice, why don't you pick some other exercises, such as Yin and Yang Harmony Divine Skills, the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classics, and martial arts such as Collecting Yin and Supplementing Yang Dafa, but go to practice that damn boy Gong, you are almost thirty years old......
"A thirty-year-old virgin is really rare......" The corners of Tang Dashao's mouth twitched a few times, and finally laughed......
"Thirty-year-old virgin, you bastard boy......"
"But, speaking of which, do you think that's what I'm thinking? When my master taught me, I didn't have to choose, I'm almost thirty now, and I have just entered the second rate, which can only be regarded as a slight small success, not a real small success realm, and I have to reach the first-class master realm to break through. ”
"If I break my body early, my skills in this life will stop......"
"But I'm almost thirty years old, just second-rate, if I want to step into the first-class realm, if there is no adventure, it is impossible without more than ten years of training, and if I am unlucky, I can only wander around the first-class threshold in this life......"
Speaking of this, Ye Hua was also full of sadness......
Who doesn't love beauty?
As long as it's a normal male......
He Ye Hua is a normal man who lacks nothing, there are so many beauties on the street, especially in the dragon group, there are also many beauties, and he doesn't even chase him, but this kung fu practice is so depressed that he can only refuse them one by one......
In fact, every time he rejected one, he felt that his heart was dripping blood......
When Tang Dashao heard this, he looked at the third brother Ye Hua with a pitiful face, and felt infinite sympathy in his heart......
A guy with a colored heart, a guy with a colored heart, a handsome, good conditions, no shortage of girls, plus a guy with a colored heart and a color heart, but because he practiced children's skills, he was still a virgin at the age of thirty, and it was really difficult for him......
Especially now, he can't break his body, at least he has to stay up for another ten years, this is still a case of good luck, bad luck, this life will be ......
Sweat......
"Third brother, don't worry, there is always a time when the peaks and circuits turn, when did your master become a first-class master?" Tang Dashao asked.
"He seems to be about forty-five years old, but he is a monk, a Taoist priest, and he is not interested in women at all......" Ye Hua muttered......
"In this way, third brother, your qualifications are better than your master, amazing!" Tang Dashao exclaimed.
"My qualifications? Hehe, it's okay, it's not too good, I can't even rank at the bottom of the top ten masters of the younger generation, but this time I broke through to the realm of second-rate masters, and I should be able to fight with the guy at the end, but losing is certain, I guess I can take three or four moves, these guys are all perverts...... Ye Hua said with a wry smile.
"Huh? Top 10 masters of the younger generation? Sounds very awesome, third brother, you are also a second-rate master, can you take the last three or four moves? Wouldn't it be too much of an exaggeration? Tang Dashao asked with his mouth wide open.
"Exaggerated? No, it's not an exaggeration, those guys are very powerful, if you have the opportunity to see them in the future, you will know. As if he remembered something, Ye Hua couldn't help but shake his head.
"Well, it sounds very powerful, I wonder if my clothes are eligible to be included in it?" Tang Dashao asked softly.
"Yun Xiangshang? That's definitely okay, although she is not very old, but I can feel that she may have stepped into the realm of first-class masters, it is said that only three of the top ten masters of the younger generation are first-class realms, and the rest are second-rate, but they have all stepped into the second-rate for a long time. ”
"But for your little girlfriend, there is such a high skill, and I haven't heard of it, it's really strange, there are three of the top ten masters in Huaxia who are women, but none of them are named Yun Shangshang, but there is a woman named Yun Yi, who is from the Yun family, one of the four ancient martial arts families, and maybe Yun Shangshang is the same family." Ye Hua Road.
"Well, it seems that the younger generation of Huaxia ancient martial arts masters are also masters, as for the matter of dressing, I don't know, when she wants to sue me, she will naturally say. Third brother, you are also a genius in the dragon group now. Tang Dashao said with a smile.
"Don't make fun of me, what a genius, I'm not a genius, Yun Shangshang is the real genius."
"However, now that I have stepped into the second-rate realm, among the younger generation of the Huaxia Dragon Group, I am finally qualified to compete for the top ten rankings of the Huaxia Dragon Group, but it is far from being able to get the entire Huaxia Ability World......," Ye Hua said with a smile.
"The top ten of the Huaxia Dragon Group should also be very powerful, as the official organization of the Huaxia Ability World, its power in the Ability World is probably not small, and there are a lot of personnel." Tang Da Shaodao.
"Well, that's true, the largest number of people in the Huaxia Alien Organization is the Huaxia Dragon Group, but many people in the Dragon Group have dual identities, one is from the Dragon Group, and the other is their own, for example, the younger generation of some sects will choose to go to the Dragon Group first to experience when they go down the mountain to experience."
"The top ten I just mentioned are only the top ten of this group of people cultivated by the Huaxia Dragon Group itself, if you add those guys who came to train, I'm afraid it will be far behind......" Ye Hua shook his head softly.
Those major sects often have hundreds of thousands of years of history, and they have a strong heritage, and the younger generation that comes out there is far from being comparable to these people cultivated within their Huaxia Dragon Group, maybe there are also secretly cultivated disciples within the Huaxia Dragon Group, but he is not very clear......
"Hehe, this dragon group is quite worth looking forward to......" Tang Dashao laughed softly, and what the old man had just said came to his mind again......