82_82889The restaurant owner ran out again.

At this time, the proprietress and the young man also came out of the room.

"A few bosses, are you still satisfied with the dishes? Isn't it worthy of a few appetites? The boss said with a grin.

"Come here! Look, what is this?! ”

A thug sitting at the door pointed to his green vegetable plate and said that there was a shriveled cockroach corpse in the vegetable soup, and it looked like it had been trampled to death for at least three days!

"Come here, come here! Look at me here......"

"Boss, are you in a black shop? How could there be such a big stone in the greens that almost broke my teeth! ”

This guy is even more exaggerated, he threw a broken brick the size of half a palm directly on the plate, and he really took everyone in the restaurant for a blind and fool!

- I've seen blackmail, but I've never seen such blackmail!

"Boss, you see here!" The bastard leader opposite Luo Yang shouted, "What's that slimy thing in the dish?" It can't be a chef's snot, right? And in this casserole, Nima...... There's a dead mouse! Say, how should this matter be resolved?! ”

The proprietor, the hostess, and the young man did not seem surprised at all, especially the restaurant owner, as if he had expected such a scene, and the smile on his face did not diminish in the slightest.

"This big brother, what do you say is the solution?"

"It's easy! It's either private or public! The bastard leader said.

The restaurant owner said, "Oh? What kind of private law, and what kind of public law? ”

"If it's private, it's to give money and compensate for our losses, but it's public, hehe...... I will call the police first, and then call the industrial and commercial bureau, the consumer association and the health department, in short, you don't want to open this store anymore, you will definitely revoke the license and close the business! The leader of the bastards said, "Whether it's public or private, you can give me a word!" ”

"You guys are blackmail!"

The young man with long hair and shawl shouted angrily, and it seemed that he really had a bit of 'Brother Haonan's momentum.

At this time, the 'Dick Cowboy' stepped forward, stared at the young man coldly, shook his waist-length long hair, and snorted coldly: "What, do you want to fight or do you want to compare whose hair is longer?" Whichever one you choose, Lao Tzu will accompany you to the end! ”

The young man looked at the burly head of 'Dick Cowboy' of more than 1.80 meters, as well as the tattoos on his arms, and his momentum instantly weakened.

- He should be able to understand a truth by now...... If you want to learn 'Brother Haonan', you don't just have long hair, you must be 'ruthless enough, righteous, and have many brothers', among which 'ruthless enough' is ranked first! Seeing that the other party looks fierce and vicious, he wilts, and he will not think about it in this life!

Many people come out to 'use their brains', but in fact, 'ruthless' is also essential!

Of course, the long-haired guy should have understood this truth a long time ago, otherwise, he wouldn't be willing to be a running boy in this small restaurant!

Luo Yang looked at the long hair of 'Dick Cowboy', Luo Yang seemed to see 'Daddy' with long hair, threw a wink at him, and said in a flattering voice: Treat me with long hair and waist, can you marry me?

"Vomit ......"

Luo Yang suddenly retched again, hating that his brain was too open, and his imagination was too rich and too evil.

"Dwarf! A few big brothers extinguish the fire, there is something to discuss! ”

The big white meat ball-like proprietress made her nirvanal doll voice again: "The weather is hot, and the fire hurts the body, or ...... Go upstairs to the private room, sister, I'll bring you down the fire, giggle......"

The fat proprietress laughed so hard that her fat trembled, Luo Yang was really afraid that she would miss her laughter and laugh out all the oil on her body, which would be terrifying.

The reaction of these bastards is similar to Luo Yang's expression when he was 'eating tofu', one by one he was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!

The boss and the young man looked as usual, as if they had long been used to it, especially the boss, who was not annoyed at all about his wife's behavior of always wanting to cuckold him, and always smiled, as if he was encouraging others to eat his wife's fat tofu.

"Get out! Stinky mother-in-law, she doesn't pee according to her own virtues! With your appearance and figure, Zhu Bajie has to be directly scared out of cerebral congestion when he sees it, you still have a face **** us, you are blind when we are all blind?! Are you using a 'beauty trick' or a 'beauty pig trick'? Hahaha......"

The bastard leader sarcastically laughed with the other bastards.

This person speaks extremely harshly, almost ...... It makes so much sense!

Luo Yang couldn't help but quietly give him a thumbs up and give him a thumbs up!

I thought that the proprietress would be furious and ashamed, but I didn't expect her to look as usual, and the grease on her face became brighter and brighter.

"Look at you guys are inexperienced! Turn off the light, the beauty, ugliness, fat and thin are all the same, only the parts that should be there are not lacking! The proprietress said in a soft baby voice: "Turn off the lights, you can imagine the meat you touch as the breasts of a beautiful woman, how exciting it is, just grab it is a big wave!" Don't look at me fat, my skin is smooth, my mouth is even more fleshy, smooth and greasy, hehe, you know! Coupled with my * baby sound, I am guaranteed to make you linger! ”

Cold!

Chills!

The air seemed to freeze......

Luo Yang didn't want to vomit anymore, he just wanted to die!

"Get out! Fat woman, don't be disgusting here! A bastard drank fiercely, and must have been disgusted by the proprietress a lot.

The bastard leader said to the boss with a smile on his face: "Don't talk nonsense, how to deal with it, you give me a bright word!" ”

"Hehe, this big brother, I'm really embarrassed, our family listens to her, I don't count if I say it!" The restaurant owner said.

"Damn! I didn't expect that I was still a strict wife who was afraid of my wife! One bastard said, "I've heard people say that men are not afraid of their wives, only those who love their wives!" The reason why I am afraid of my wife is because I love my wife too much...... But you should be the least afraid of your wife in the world!! is just such a lump of fat, go to the street and find a random woman, they are all 10,000 times more beautiful than her, and the ninety-year-old aunt is better than her, compared with your wife, Sister Feng is the beauty pageant champion! And it's also the Miss World champion, not the street flower selected by the street! ”

The restaurant owner still smiled: "You don't understand! Fat also has the beauty of fat, you have not experienced it yourself, you will never understand! ”

The bastard leader is also the leader of the 'disgusting world', and he can hide a live mouse in his crotch, but he is still disgusted by this couple!

'Bang! ’

The bastard leader lined up the table and said viciously: "My patience is limited, give you ten seconds to think about it, you have to think about it!" Ten...... Nine...... Eight ......"

"This boss, is there really no room for negotiation?" The restaurant owner asked helplessly.

"Nope!" The bastard leader crossed his hands on his hips and said extremely arrogantly: "Either I will call the police first, and then report to the industry and commerce and health departments to ban you, or you will give us 100,000 yuan for mental damage!" ”

As soon as Luo Yang heard the words 'mental loss fee', his back was cold.

"Is there really no other choice?" The restaurant owner's smile was even more helpless.

"Hehe, you want me to smash your little restaurant and beat you up again, right? Don't worry, we won't do that! The bastard leader said, "We're not stupid! You shabby hotel, you don't have much to lose if you smash it, if we hurt you again and meet the disability standard, we will have to go to jail, do you really think we are idiots?! ”

"Professional! Sure enough, an experienced professional! ”

Luo Yang couldn't help but praise this 'brainy' bastard leader on the side.

"Five...... Four...... Three ......"

The little boss began to count down again.

"Hey...... Well, if that's the case, that's the way it is! ”

The owner of the restaurant glanced at the young man, who understood and rushed to the door to close the glass door, and hung a sign on the handle that said 'Closed for a happy event', and then pulled down the roller shutter door and locked it.

This series of movements is extremely skillful, done in one go, and must have been practiced many times, practice makes perfect.

It took less than twenty seconds from the restaurant owner's gesture to the young man's completion of this dazzling series of closing doors, and before the bastards could understand what was going on, the room went dark.

"What for?!"

The bastard leader was furious and took out a sharp dagger from his crotch, and the rest of the bastards also took out bricks, wrenches, screwdrivers and other weapons from their bodies.

Luo Yang looked at the dagger in the little leader's hand, and then at his big pants, and was speechless in shock!

――Is this guy the reincarnation of the cat 'Doraemon'? You can pull anything out of your big pants!

Or, is this guy a 'heavenly impotence'? Or did you swing a knife from the palace yourself? Otherwise, how can the mouse and the 'deer cutting knife' hurt his life? Could it be that he is a descendant of Aobai, who has the ability to 'shrink the sun into the belly'?

"Atu !!"

Restaurant owner.