"Brother Yang!"

"Brother Yang, you're finally back!!"

Xiaobei and Da Mao were sitting in the bar of the game hall, bored peeling peanuts to eat, and shouted happily when they saw Luo Yang walking in from outside.

"Have you eaten?" Luo Yang asked.

"Nope!" Becky replied.

"How many of them are Brother Tiger and Old Leopard?" Luo Yang smiled and said.

"Playing mahjong upstairs!" Da Mao was in the bar, tapping on the keyboard and said, "Brother Tiger has good luck today, and he has won more than 4,000!" ”

Luo Yang poked his head and saw Da Mao hiding in the bar, with a laptop in front of him, constantly typing on the keyboard!

"Okay, Maozi! Will you still use a laptop?! Chat with cuties? Luo Yang said with a smile.

Seeing Luo Yang's question, Xiaobei became interested, and said mysteriously: "Brother Yang, don't you know, Da Mao has become popular recently!" ”

Fire?

Luo Yang asked a little puzzled: "Why, Da Mao was kidnapped by female aliens, forced to get a flying saucer, and then conceived an alien baby?" Or did you have a special hobby recently, like photography, and became a student of Guanxi teacher? ”

"Neither! Da Mao recently wrote this network and published it on the Internet, but I didn't expect it to be popular! The collection is nearly 100,000, which was put on the shelves last week, and the first order in 24 hours exceeded 8,000, and now it is about 5,000 orders! Ox break! It's better than those platinum gods, and if it continues to develop like this, it will be the rhythm of the supreme god! Xiaobei looked excited: "A monthly income of 100,000 or 1 million is definitely not a dream!" When the time comes, it will be adapted into comics, made into online games, and then sold the film and television rights to Hollywood...... Tsk, that's it! ”

"So powerful? It won't be writing a rural yellow text, right? Or is it an ambiguous text? I've heard that this kind of investigation has been very strict recently, and if you are not careful, you will be 'harmonious', not only will the book be sealed, but the writer will also have to go to jail! Luo Yang said worriedly.

Da Mao scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said: "Brother Yang, don't listen to Xiao Beihu, I'm just a little bounce street, but the beginning is still passable, attracting some readers, and it's still far from the great god, not to mention the platinum and the supreme god!" ”

"Well, it's right to be down-to-earth and not arrogant!" Luo Yang said: "Then what type of writing are you writing?" Urban ambiguity or urban ability? ”

Da Mao shook his head and said: "What I wrote is fantasy, oriental fantasy!" The protagonist is a special soldier.,Sacrificed to save his companions during the mission.,Traveled to another world.,Possessed by a big family's scrap wood young master.,This young master is not only bullied by the young master of other families.,Even his own brothers and sisters.,Very despise him.,Often bully him! As soon as the protagonist possessed him, he encountered the divorce of another lady from a big family who was married to him! Then, in front of everyone, the protagonist wrote a letter of resignation first, and also vowed that he would ...... within n years"

"Wait! Why do I feel familiar with the plot you said?! Luo Yang asked: "It seems that a certain book of very red fantasy is written like this, right?" Aren't you plagiarizing?! ”

Da Mao shook his head: "Brother Yang, you don't understand this!" The Internet is like this, a classic routine, I don't know how many writing gloves to use! Crossing into a waste of firewood, being divorced by the heroine, and being slapped in the face by a teenager from the family and a foreign race, and then, the protagonist gets the 'golden finger', and then slaps his face or even steps on his face one by one, first suppressing and then raising, so as to capture the reader's heart! A book, from beginning to end, the protagonist pretends to be x and slaps in the face, and he is never bullied...... Which reader will want to read it! ”

Luo Yang thought to himself, I saw a special forces book written by a black light prawn on my phone last night, the protagonist is pretending to be x from beginning to end, killing people when he meets people, and killing gods when he meets gods. The other party who appeared was all solved by him...... No wonder this book can't be popular, the subscription is so bad, it turned out that it was not suppressed first and then promoted, and it was bullied and humiliated! The reader has no sense of substitution, there is no bottoming out after being bullied, and there is no cool point, and the protagonist is still a male protagonist who is not single-minded, there are n female protagonists, like this, it must be two words - hit the street!

"The most important thing is that the protagonist is younger! It doesn't matter if the writer is in his twenties, thirties, or forties, the protagonist must be a teenager no more than eighteen years old! Moreover, you have to be able to sell cute! , all of them! This is the big trend of the web! Now, elementary school students and junior high school students are the mainstream readers of the Internet, and if you write something close to classical Chinese, it is a big poisonous weed! No matter how young the writing is, it can only be a miserable fight! ”

Da Mao summed up the experience and said: "In short, how Xiaobai comes, how cute and how to write!" Don't be afraid of readers scolding you for flooding, use a few more 'Mo Mo Da', click and collect it for sure! ”

"Don't think about why there are so many rich young masters, who like to have nothing to do when they are full, and line up to bully the protagonist, or the school flower that the protagonist likes, female teachers, etc., as long as the brain-dead supporting role, the rich and powerful young master, is described extremely arrogant and hateful, and then how to laugh at the protagonist, but also to get the heroine home, and have a good time with the little brothers, and then, the protagonist shoots and slaps his face, so that readers will have a sense of substitution, and there will be a cool point!"

"I now feel that whether it is an urban text or a fantasy text, we must abide by one point - the protagonist is younger! If the protagonist is over twenty years old, then this book must pounce! Da Mao said very seriously: "You can't let a twenty-year-old man sell cuteness all day long, right?" Don't sell cute, who loves to watch elementary school students and junior high school students! No one subscribes, no one rewards, so don't go to grandma's house! ”

Luo Yang looked at Da Mao in a daze, and sighed sincerely: "I didn't expect that there are so many doorways on the Internet!" Not only do you have to sell cute, but the protagonist also has to be a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy - it seems that I don't have a chance to be the protagonist, hahaha! ”

"Brother Yang, when I open a new book next, I will definitely set you as the protagonist!" Da Mao said flatteringly.

Luo Yang laughed: "I'm twenty-eight years old, so old, you won't let me sell cute, right?" If you don't sell cuteness, won't you hit the street? ”

Da Mao thought about it for a long time, but he was speechless, scratching his ears and giggling vigorously.

"Also, if you take me as the original form of the protagonist, then your book will be harmonized before it can be put on the shelves!" Luo Yang Road.

"Why?" Da Mao was puzzled.

"I'm so handsome and dashing, suave and suave, you must have to take the stallion route of multiple heroines, and become a harem text, and it is a description of bed scenes all day long, and it will be harmonized in less than ten chapters!" Luo Yang said.

"Brother Yang, you actually know so much, you know so much about the online literature industry and recent online literature trends!" Da Mao praised.

Luo Yangniu raised his head coaxingly and shook his hair: "Of course, although I am not from your online literary circle, I can watch the Internet to relieve boredom if I have nothing to do, and I have time to visit the X empty forum!" Although I read ten lines at a glance, twenty seconds at a chapter, a million words, I read it in one night, haha! ”

Da Mao said with some dissatisfaction: "It's very hard for us to write online articles!" In our circle, there are two kinds of readers who hate it the most, one is to watch pirated copies, and it doesn't count as pirated copies, and after reading them, they go to the book review area to criticize and scold their mothers! What is more hateful than watching pirated copies is a book with ten lines at a glance and millions of words, and you can read it in two nights! This is a great disrespect to us writers! ”

'Smack! ’

Before Da Mao's words fell, he was slapped in the back of the head.

"You dare to criticize Brother Yang, you are looking for death! Do you really think you're a great god?! Xiaobei scolded: "Even if you become a 'Wubai', that is also Brother Yang's little brother!" Brother Yang will always be our big brother! ”

"I didn't say that Brother Yang is not my eldest brother," Da Mao said aggrievedly.

Luo Yang waved his hand and asked, "Like you said, those thirteen or fourteen-year-old protagonists haven't even fully developed, I'm curious, how did they have a relationship with the heroine?!" ”

Da Mao was stunned, thought for a long time, and said loudly: "Brother Yang, I really haven't paid attention to this problem......

Xiaobei's eyes were sharp, and he had already discovered the two strange beauties following behind Luo Yang.

"Brother Yang, these two are...... Sister-in-law? ”

Xiaobei glanced at Zhang Lianhua and Anna, and asked in a low voice.

"Sister-in-law, you're big!" Luo Yang rewarded him with a violent shudder, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, go up and call the old leopard, brother tiger and a few of them down, and have dinner together!" ”

Luo Yang leaned into Xiaobei's ear and whispered: "Your two sisters-in-law are still hungry, hurry up and let them come down, after dinner, I have to take them home to roll the sheets!" Ay...... No way, being a man is hard, and if you want to be a quiet beautiful man, it's even harder! ”

After speaking, Luo Yang held his head high and accepted the reverence and worship of Da Mao and Xiao Bei!

When Xiaobei went upstairs, Anna appeared by Luo Yang's side unconsciously.

"Next time, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will make you a 'eunuch', understand?" Anna said quietly.

"Hehe, can you get me a copy to practice by the way?"

Luo Yang knew that Anna was just scaring herself, so she said jokingly.

Anna frowned, and at this moment, the figures of the old leopard, the tiger brother and others appeared at the staircase.

"Yoko, you're back! Think you've been kidnapped by some beautiful widow! ”

The old leopard walked down the stairs and said with a smile. When he saw Zhang Lianhua and Anna behind Luo Yang, he couldn't help but be stunned - these two women are so beautiful! Especially the woman standing quietly on the left side of Luo Yang, she is more beautiful than the costume beauties on TV, she is really a peerless stunner who captivates the country and the city!

Luo Yang saw Lao Leopard, Brother Tiger and the other four people coming down from upstairs, and waved his hand and said, "Let's go, drink with me!" ”

After Luo Yang finished speaking, he said to Xiaobei in the bar: "Xiaobei, take out all today's turnover, my brother is now penniless!" ”

Brother Hu hurriedly said: "Yangzi, you just came back from other places, how can you treat you?" Of course, we will pick you up and wash the dust! ”

"Haha! Brother Tiger is so polite! How embarrassed to let you break the bank! Luo Yang smiled: "Since that's the case...... Then let's go to the VIP building! ”

Luo Yang ordered one of the most upscale hotels around, which is said to be the most authentic restaurant for local cuisine, and many rich people go there to spend!

Penny pincher!

Zhang Lianhua looked at Luo Yang with disdain, and a mocking smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.