Chapter 64: Singing Naked
Mo Bei's words directly stunned me, that day was really sent by the ghost to the gods, I was worried about her, I was afraid that she really had an accident in Qingdao. It's just that I don't understand a little, why should I worry about her?
I chose silence, opened the three beers in front of me one after another, and drank them happily.
This time, Ning Kewei shook the bell, Mo Bei guessed "big", and I guessed "small", Ning Kewei smiled and did not speak, but chose to give up and directly drank the three bottles of beer that had been opened on one side. Ning Kewei wiped her mouth, and her face looked even more bewitching in the deep light.
I looked at the "1,1,2" in the rocker and couldn't help but smile and look at Mo Bei: "Truth or dare?" ”
Mo Bei grimaced, brushed his sleeves up, and glared at me: "I drink." ”
"Yes, you drink, I'll see how much you can drink."
In the second half of the night, the three of us were already very sick as if we had an infectious disease. We are drinking like crazy, watering our unruly life with this horse urine. I don't know how much beer Ning Kewei drank, but she was the most sober person. From time to time, a cigarette will be lit, like a wild lily blooming in a valley, burning. But Mo Bei was already slightly drunk, and from time to time he would fan his face with his hand.
During this time, I was asked about the color of my underwear, who I had sex with, and whether I had sex. I answered them one by one, I like to wear red underwear, because I am superstitious to ward off evil spirits. I have only had sex with Xia Mo alone, I think only people who truly love each other can do/have sex, I'm not casual, it's just that I take love very seriously. Also, I don't do it. However, Mo Bei was asked a question by me, she has a special nickname, and others call her "little silly sister." "I almost didn't laugh at that time, this is completely different from Mo Bei's appearance.
"Tell me." At this time, Ning Kewei, who lost, unexpectedly did not drink, but chose to be honest.
"It's not easy, it's really hard to catch you." I smiled, feeling like my whole body was floating in the air.
"Why is this place called azure?" I asked why I had just started here.
Ning Kewei took a strong puff of cigarette: "Because, azure is waiting for smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you." Ning Kewei spat the smoke on my face, a little numb.
I blinked, picked up the beer on the side and gestured, and after a sip, I wiped my mouth: "Are you in this place, waiting for someone?" ”
"Excuse me, that's the second question." Ning Kewei didn't even look at me, but Mo Bei on the side smiled: "Kewei, I think the real you are the most domineering." ”
Ning Kewei flicked the cigarette ash: "We all wear masks, and we only dare to take them off when we feel the warmest." ”
I looked at my phone, and it was half past five in the morning, and if there were chickens outside, they would all start to crow.
I looked at the bottles on the box table and the cigarette butts scattered on the floor. I got up and stretched out after finding seven or eight beers in the box, and the three of us had been poisoned in it.
"It's not too early, let's play the last one, let's have a big one? Do you dare? I looked at the two of them with a smile, Mo Bei had closed his eyes slightly and leaned on the sofa, and Ning Kewei was also trying not to fall asleep.
At this time, the two of them also came to the heart: "How to play?" ”
"There are eight bottles of beer here, two of us each, and whoever drinks it faster wins. If you lose, no matter what you are asked to do, you must agree. No upper limit! ”
"Are you sure?" Ning Kewei said with a smile.
I don't know why I was a little scared: "Yes, sure." ”
"Boy, you're going to lose." Ning Kewei smiled thiefly.
"My dear Miss Mobei, the happiness of the two of us depends on you. I'm still waiting to see the show. ”
Mo Bei took two steps forward and hugged Ning Kewei: "Good Ang, look how I clean up this kid." ”
"Can you die without bragging?" I looked at Mo Bei and said unkindly, and then opened four bottles of beer in a row.
Mo Bei and I stood face to face, with a coffee table in between, and Ning Kewei stood aside: "Prepare to start, three, two, one." Drink! ”
I quickly shoved the beer into my mouth and began to pour myself violently. It's just that Mo Bei hesitated for a moment and smiled at me. The next scene, I will never forget in my life.
I saw Mo Bei directly pick up the two bottles of beer, open the bow with his left and right hands, and put them directly into his mouth. I was stunned, I knew that this was very difficult, first of all, you have to stuff it in, and secondly, you have to swallow it quickly.
In this way, I was surpassed by Mo Bei. I simply didn't drink the second bottle, I looked at Mo Bei who finished drinking it with a surprised face, and I didn't know what to say.
"Haha, Assi, little fool, look at his expression, it's really funny." Ning Kewei couldn't help but laugh out loud on the side, and squatted on the ground and began to laugh with her stomach covered.
I was really stunned for a long time before I came to my senses: "Big witch, it turns out that your ultimate move is this?" It's really deep enough. ”
Mo Bei was also a little embarrassed, maybe the scene just now was too strong. She just smiled lightly and didn't look at me.
"Hey, Gu Nan, let's not play Leon as we said we would." Ning Kewei said proudly on the side.
"I, Gu Nan, am upright and upright, standing up to the sky and being a man, will I be a fool? This has affected my reputation a lot. I looked at Ning Kewei with disdain.
Ning Kewei winked at Mo Bei, but I felt that something was going to happen.
Ten minutes later, I walked out of the "azure color" tremblingly, I looked at Mo Bei and Ning Kewei who were hiding behind the door behind me, and my eyes were a little pitiful: "Two sisters, this is not good." ”
"Manly, stand up to the sky. Say it yourself. Mo Bei said sternly in the back.
I gritted my teeth and secretly said in my heart that I would fight.
I rushed to a stone platform on the street in front of the "azure color" and jumped straight up.
By this time, I had already noticed that there were strange eyes looking at me all around.
At this time, I was naked, wearing a pair of red Donald duck briefs all over my body, and behind me was a big turtle painted by Mo Bei. There is also a white ribbon around his forehead, on which are written five words: "I'm a stinky!" ”
Ruthless, you are so ruthless, this revenge is not a gentleman. I sneezed and looked around and pointed at me, which was a bit of a struggle.
I cleared my throat and looked behind me again, Mo Bei and Ning Kewei were already laughing there.
"The king taught me to patrol the mountains, and I patrolled the north mountains and I patrolled the south mountains. I had to shake my ass from time to time while singing.
At this time, Wuhan was already crowded at six o'clock, and many people who went to work began to stop and watch me perform, and I saw the black pressure in front of me. I said in my heart that my life was completely finished.
"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Beidou." I sang Liu Huan's "Song of a Good Man", and at this time, I felt that I was the sun in the sky, radiant.
"Where did this stupidity come from?"
"This man is sick."
"Oh, I'm rubbing, this is Wuhan Brother Sharp?" From time to time, sarcastic voices were heard around.
After five minutes of hard work, I ran into the "Azure Color" as if I was running for my life, and as soon as I entered the door, I found that many employees inside were peeking at me, and Mo Bei and Ning Kewei on the side were lying on the sofa, laughing and cramping.
I ran into the toilet with a black face, and I was really embarrassed to go to my grandmother's house today.
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