Even the great wizard Li Xiaoman is quite tricky, and he doesn't know how to end it. She had lived in the barbarian tribe for a few days, and knew the character traits of these natives: even ten elephants could not pull back what they believed in.

"Heart disease still needs heart medicine, why not find a psychiatrist?" The nerd proposes a Jianyì, and he himself actually has a psychiatrist certificate. However, it seems that it is not very difficult to give psychological counseling to the indigenous people.

On the contrary, it was Brother Badou who had an idea, and after muttering to Li Xiaoman, he picked up the broken lenses on the ground, and then asked the other natives to carry the soulless companions into the hut. Look at the joy and strength, it must have been rejuvenated.

It's just that in this way, Li Xiaoman, a great wizard, is more worshiped by the natives, and it is more difficult to leave the barbarian tribe.

Brother Badou didn't realize this situation at the moment, and when he saw that there was no one else in the hut, he couldn't control it anymore, and took Li Xiaoman in his arms: "Young and beautiful little witch, hurry up and let me kiss it-"

Li Xiaoman couldn't help himself, but considering that there were so many people outside, he glanced at the fat man affectionately: "Brother Badou, wait for the evening-"

Most of the time, Li Xiaoman shows the strong side of women, like this, occasionally revealing the posture of a child, and there is another charming style.

√ a word, Brother Badou was drunk, and he glanced at people's chests in a daze: "Then wait for the evening, let me have a good taste of the little steamed buns-"

As he was talking, he saw that the thatched curtain was lifted, and then Shang Ziqi ran in in a hurry. He still shouted: "Fat brother." Sister Man. You're so powerful, how can you cure those natives - and ah, you don't think you can eat steamed buns, these natives don't farm, they basically live by hunting and gathering. ”

Not only Li Xiaoman, but even Brother Badou blushed and walked out of the hut in a daze, only to collide with the black iron tower that was about to enter. knocked the Black Iron Tower back a dozen steps, and then sat on the ground with his ass on his shoulder, and he was still talking about something.

He had already asked his wife who had been dementored, and according to his wife's description, it was the wizard who cast a spell to call her soul out of the mirror and reintegrate it into his body. He also said that the soul is a green light cluster, and it is very magical to flutter and wander, so the Black Iron Tower wants to ask what is going on.

Soon. Li Xiaoman also walked out with Shang Ziqi in his arms, and everyone sat on the ground in front of the thatched hut. The women of the tribe bring the best food to the guests. Since he is a friend of the wizard, he is the most honored guest of the tribe.

"Can I eat this?" Looking at the wriggling maggots in the crockpot, all of them were white and fat, and they turned their bodies hard, and the girl almost vomited.

The others are similar, looking at the food all over the ground but not daring to start, if it weren't for Li Xiaoman's explanation, and those natives all ate extra sweet, they really thought that people deliberately took it out to disgust people.

Due to the difference in customs and culture, a small thing will lead to a big conflict, otherwise, Magellan would not have been killed by the natives.

In the end, everyone reluctantly ate some of the rhizomes of the plant to satisfy their stomachs, which grew so big that it tasted a bit like raw sweet potatoes.

Fan Yong led his subordinates to take the lead in going back to restore their lives, the situation was more complicated, and he couldn't take Li Xiaoman back directly, because if he dared to take away the wizard, the natives in the tribe would definitely fight with them. As for how the higher authorities will solve this matter, it is unknown.

But Brother Badou and the film crew stayed in the barbarian tribe for the time being, and the fat man would definitely not leave, because his sweetheart was here; And Shang Ziqi also thought that the barbarian tribe was more suitable for filming, so he asked Director Hu to send someone back and relocate the entire crew, including Little Tiger.

It was hard to get through the night, and after dark, the natives did not have those modern entertainment facilities, so they went into the tent early to sleep, perhaps the fun between men and women was their only entertainment at night.

The huts they lived in were too simple and not soundproof at all; And the natives are more coarse, and they don't know how to hide it at all, so even Shang Yatou blushed and muttered to death, and tomorrow the tent must be farther away.

Brother Badou was also stimulated and proud, so he quietly got out of the tent, acted like a thief, and touched Li Xiaoman's thatched hut. Because the status of a wizard is more noble, Li Xiaoman's residence is in the middle of the entire tribe.

Although it was dark outside, in the eyes of Brother Badou, it was no different from the day, and he tried to suppress the excitement in his heart, but he could still hear the sound of his heart pounding.

"Come on, tonight must be a matter of course!" Secretly cheering himself up in his heart, the fat man's feet were windy, and he came to Li Xiaoman's residence in the blink of an eye. This hut is built a little bigger than others, and it is still quite eye-catching.

Little steamed buns, I'm here - Brother Badou took a few deep breaths, but it was difficult to calm the excitement in his heart. However, when I turned to the grass gate, I found two big black men sitting at the door, staring at them with big eyes and sitting there energetically.

What's going on? Brother Badou was poured a basin of cold water on his head, and he felt a little like he couldn't touch the door, he never expected that wizards still had this kind of treatment, and there were actually guards at the door.

With these two black light bulbs here, it is estimated that it will be difficult to get in, and if it fails, they must be lured away. The fat man made up his mind, picked a clod of earth from the ground, and threw it at the back of the hut, and when he landed, there was a clattering sound.

The two big black men jumped up from the ground, one of them grabbed his spear and ran over to check it, while the other continued to hold his post.

Brother Badou couldn't help but pat his head lightly: Oh, could it be that these natives have seen the thirty-six strategies and know how to transfer the tiger from the mountain?

Soon, the big black man who checked the movement went and returned, sat on the ground silently again, looked at the spirit, and sat for three days and three nights without blinking.

This can't be done - the fat man is in such a hurry, you said that you don't go home at night and sleep with your wife in your arms, what are you doing here?

Rolling his eyes, he had a plan in his heart again. So he sneaked into the tent where Xiaomu lived, and muttered to Director Hu for a while, and then took a small medicine bottle from him. Director Hu also kept admonishing: "Eat less, this pill is imported, and the sleep effect is particularly good." If I hadn't changed the script overnight, I would have eaten two slices a long time ago! ”

The fat man hummed and agreed: "Yes, these natives are so noisy that I can't sleep!" ”

Director Hu also said twice: "No way, the combat effectiveness of the black people is strong, it's been almost an hour, and it's still such a big move." ”

Back in his tent, Brother Badou crushed the sleeping pills and sprinkled them into two packets of potato chips, which Shang Ziqi gave to Doudou. was ready to stop, and then carried it to Li Xiaoman's hut. This time he did not sneak around, but flashlighted, so that the two faithful guards in front of the hut soon spotted him and gathered together with spears.

Brother Badou patted them on the shoulder very kindly, pointed to the hut, and then gave a thumbs up to the two black buddy uncles, and then handed them a bag of potato chips with ingredients, and picked up a bag of unfilled potatoes himself, and chewed it with a click.

Although they didn't communicate in words, the indigenous brothers also understood that they should come from condolences, where would they be polite and chew potato chips with the fat man. They hadn't really eaten it, and they gave it a thumbs up as they ate. At the end of the meal, even the crumbs in the bag are poured into the mouth.

Okay, well, after eating for a while, it will fall - Brother Badou smiled when he saw it, and after pretending to leave, he hid in the dark to observe.

The sleeping pills really worked quickly, and the two black buddies soon fell asleep and snorted like thunder. Brother Badou happily walked over them, lifted the curtain, lowered his voice and was about to say, "I'm here", but he saw two big black sisters lying on the grass in front of him, naked and sleeping soundly.

It turns out that although the Black Iron Tower looks rough, it is also thick and thin. Finally, a powerful wizard finally came to the tribe, of course, like Bao'er, not only was there a guard outside the door, but even two women were sent to the house as companions.

I can't live-Brother Badou secretly complained, but he saw Li Xiaoman smiling at him in the dark, obviously he also has night vision.

I saw Li Xiaoman pointing to the woman on the ground who was sleeping like a dead pig and shaking his hand, which made Brother Badou's heart cold all of a sudden. But soon he was refreshed again, and saw Li Xiaoman stand up, carefully step past the two black sisters, come to the fat man, and then take his arm out of the hut.

Why didn't I think of it, wouldn't it be nice to stay away from these light bulbs-Brother Badou pounded his head and smirked, but Li Xiaoman scratched his nose twice, and the two of them walked outside the tribe hand in arm.

The night was as quiet as water, and the two people felt the temperature from each other's palms, and the two hearts had never been so close. None of them spoke, quietly savoring this hard-won sweetness to each other.

I don't know when, Brother Badou held Li Xiaoman in his arms, at this moment, the surroundings were silent, and there were only a few stars in the sky, shining on a pair of lovers.

"I didn't expect to see the Cowherd Star here in Africa, and there is also the Vega Star over there, today is a good day, meet at the Magpie Bridge." Brother Badou gently kissed the beautiful woman in his arms, and the two hugged each other, without a trace of estrangement.

I don't know how long the kiss lasted, Brother Badou suddenly put his lips to Li Xiaoman's ear: "The food in the tribe is too poor, and I haven't eaten enough for dinner, let me taste the little steamed buns to satisfy my hunger——"

After speaking, he gently probed his hand into the animal skin wrapped in Li Xiaoman. Li Xiaoman let out an inaudible moan from her mouth, she was also ready, tonight, it was the golden wind and jade dew that met, and there were countless victories in the world.

But at this time, I only heard the heart-rending howl of a woman suddenly from the tribe, and the voice was worse than killing a pig.

It's not so much to call ~ the bed, right?-Brother Badou was pondering, and he saw a helpless wry smile on Li Xiaoman's red face: "It's the woman sleeping in my room, shouting that the wizard is missing, Brother Badou, should we really play missing-" (To be continued......)