The affairs of the court are all carried out in accordance with the usual practice, a cadre of civil and military ministers, lined up left and right, today's court affairs are nothing more than for the Qin King Liu Huan and a cadre of ministers to premeditate the murder of his father and brother to usurp power and seize the throne.

Emperor Wude sat on the dragon chair, one hand supporting his chin, his eyelids had been fighting for a while, if he hadn't thought about looking at the jokes of these so-called civil officials who were full of poetry and books, he would have fallen asleep a long time ago.

The emperor is not something that everyone can be, too benevolent, too arbitrary, so if you want to be a good emperor, you must practice a good skill and mud, obviously, Emperor Wude's attainments in this kung fu have reached the peak.

Squinting at the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, the beard in the middle had been dragged to the ground, and the rebel ministers who were talking about killing their children automatically ignored it, and tried to have some fun: "Well, today's generals are wrong, they stand up straight one by one, and they make people feel good when they look at it, and they are really good generals of mine."

Ay... This Cheng Yong is really, a dignified and mighty general, he can't put on my hat neatly once, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved..."

Glancing at the civil official's side again, he immediately pursed his lips and smiled: "Aren't they the most etiquette-paying attention to each other?" Why is it wilting today, ah! That damn Banshu Thorn Shi can fall asleep standing up, okay! After a while, I will give the generals a good breath.

Eyes turned again, saw a civil official in the corner who was drooling in a dream, and immediately went crazy, but unexpectedly, the white-bearded old minister in the middle rushed ahead of him, only to hear him shout: "Your Majesty, if you don't punish the King of Qin to death, and use the Zheng Dynasty Gang, I'm afraid that other princes will follow suit, and when the time comes, our dynasty will not be able to attack itself, and the upper cannot maintain the royal dignity, and the lower cannot help the people, and when the time comes, the whole country will be in chaos, I am afraid that there is a danger of collapse, and the foundation of the Liu family will be destroyed in the hands of His Majesty..."

This is worth it, and the more he talks, the more excessive: "Dong Aiqing's words are serious..."

Before he finished speaking, Dong Yu, who relied on the old man and sold the old, suddenly went crazy: "If Your Majesty doesn't adopt Weichen's advice, Weichen will immediately die in this hall." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the side of his body slammed into the big pillar, and the literati were proud of their death, if Dong Yu died, Emperor Wude would have a bad reputation for forcing loyal ministers to death.

This is worth it, and he was about to shout: "Aiqing has something to say." ”

Cheng Yong's eyes below were quick, and he lifted up Dong Yu, who was so old that his neck was shrinking, that he threw it to the middle, regardless of Dong Yu's angry glaring at him, and stood upright in the middle: "Your Majesty, the minister has this music..."

"Oh?" Liu Wude was puzzled: "Aiqing said it." ”

Cheng Yonghu bowed: "The minister wants to impeach the people who are not subordinate to this dynasty..."

"Oh?" Liu Wude's eyes lit up, and sure enough, Cheng Aiqing understood me, and he didn't understand what Cheng Yong was going to say, so he just took this opportunity to divert the topic: "Although Cheng Aiqing said it, if what she said is reasonable, I will make the decision for you." ”

Cheng Yong was a martial artist, and he couldn't say anything high-sounding, but when he heard Emperor Wude say this, his mountain-like body suddenly softened, and he was so aggrieved that he burst into tears: "Your Majesty, you have to be the master of the last general!" Usually, these civil officials who claim to be knowledgeable and reasonable, and who are full of poetry and books, always say that the end will be unkempt, not proper appearance, and collide with His Majesty, which will humiliate the face of the court, and look at what they have done today?

One by one, Long Wei, who faced His Majesty, staggered and staggered, slept and slept, drooling, and even the smell of chicken manure all over his body, it turned out that they were only allowed to set fire to the state officials and did not allow the last general to light the lamp, and he was wronged to die..."

Speaking of which, the military attachés behind Cheng Yong seemed to have made an appointment, and they all stood up immediately, so aggrieved that they had a handful of snot and tears, and they were wronged, and they wanted to severely punish these civil officials who offended His Majesty.

Emperor Wude is overjoyed, good! With so many people on my side, I just didn't have a chance to clean you up, and you showed me such a big braid, and if you didn't make good use of it, wouldn't you be disappointed by your kindness.

With a look of his eyes, he saw Dong Yu, who was still looking for death and life just now, and his old face was red with shame at this time, and he ripped off a big boot and was about to chase after him and beat the drooling official, which was simply insulting and disgraced the face of the scholar.

Wu De wanted to laugh, but his face sank and he shouted: "Come on, pull these Sven scum who don't know etiquette out for me to beat thirty boards..."

Prime Minister Du Min hurriedly came out to intercede: "Your Majesty, the reason why we offended Long Wei is also understandable..."

"Oh? Tell me to listen, if you dare to prevaricate me, I want you to look good. ”

Du Min's face still has to be given, and the combination of grace and power is the way to be a king.

"Your Majesty, I'm waiting for this, it's just for the sake of knowledge, there is Kuang Heng chiseled the wall to borrow light, Sun Jing hangs the beam and pierces the strands, literature has not been humble since ancient times, don't say that we just have a little bit of chicken manure taste, even if it is full of chicken manure to go to the court, it is also a kind of respect for knowledge, and the emperor should encourage it..."

"Good! The prime minister is the prime minister, if these people really do this for the sake of knowledge, if I insist on punishing them, I am afraid that they will be criticized by the world. ”

Liu Wude snorted secretly, but then laughed, this is you who crashed into the door by yourself, no wonder I finished laughing, and waved my hand: "Learning, even I must have a heart of awe, to revere the sages and revere the unknown, since you are all people who have studied the past and the present, and have read poetry and books, it should be difficult for you to come to these topics, they are all children's topics, and I wrote a few questions casually when I had nothing to do..."

Said proudly, his face was not red at all, and his heart was not beating, and the title of Qiao Yuemen's gate immediately became the masterpiece of Emperor Wude.

The eunuchs, who had already copied the title, sent the paper to each official one by one, and as for the generals, they didn't even look at it, and after sending it, they retreated to the emperor with a sneering smile.

Dong Yu, the third-generation old minister who was crazy just now and wanted to hit the wall, also settled down at this time, knowing that he had been successfully made out of atmosphere by Emperor Wude, and if he hit the wall again at this time, it would be a joke, and he secretly said in his heart that today is a mess for you, and the old man will come back tomorrow to die, see how you deal with it.

Receiving the paper handed over by the eunuch in his hand, what clever topic can a martial artist boy come up with, he sneered in his heart, and his hand, which was so thin that only bones were left in his body, trembled, and put the paper with the title in front of him.

The old man's eyesight was not good, and he struggled to see the words on it for a long time, and suddenly, a pair of old yellow eyes were shining, and he muttered: "Interesting, interesting, the old man has lived all his life, and it is the first time he has seen such a profound and interesting topic..."

After speaking, he stopped speaking, like a crying child holding the bottle, and quietly stood aside, quietly studying the topic on the paper.

Needless to say, the generals don't know a few big characters, if they want to do the question, they don't have to think about it, it seems that they are going to make a fool of themselves again, Cheng Yong's eyes for help looked at the emperor, he just impeached the civil officials of the whole hall, and if the civil officials solve the problem immediately, they will be embarrassed on their side, and they will definitely suffer from the cynicism of the civil officials.

Emperor Wude smiled evilly, quietly made a gesture, signaled Cheng Yong not to be afraid, and rolled his eyes, meaning to let him take a good look at the good show of the civil officials.

Sure enough, following the emperor's gaze, Cheng Yong couldn't help but burst out laughing, and all the civil officials, including Du Min, broke out in a cold sweat, and one by one they were constantly wiping their sweat with their sleeves.

When they unfolded the paper, they saw the topics such as pear fruit, chicken and rabbit, oil lamp, etc., and the civil officials led by Du Min immediately secretly screamed that they were in the middle of a plan.

No wonder the emperor didn't ask what was going on when Du Xiang said he was seeking knowledge just now, but took out a topic that he claimed to be his own, and now it's good, the topic is from the emperor, and after a while, the emperor will definitely ask Aiqing in turn what knowledge they are asking for last night to go to the chicken coop?

Thinking of this, the civil officials were all scared, the headquarters could say that the emperor was lying, and this beating without etiquette must be indispensable.

The most important thing is that the topics have become emperor's, and they said that they were written casually, and if they can't solve it on their side, they will definitely be laughed at like straw bags, and they will definitely not be able to raise their heads in front of the military attaché in the future.

A cadre of civil officials led by Du Min suffered a dumb loss, so they could only admit it, how difficult these questions were, how could they not know that last night after a night of fighting, a large group of people sat around to cut chickens and kill rabbits, and only pushed out the topic of chickens and rabbits.

Banzhou's stinging eyes, who were drooling just now, rolled his eyes, thinking of his gaffe just now, if the emperor really wanted to play the board, he would definitely be the worst, so he didn't care that other people were bowing their heads and thinking hard, and on the side of his footsteps, he stood up: "Qi plays His Majesty, the title of His Majesty is implied by the number of heavenly principles, clever and subtle, by the emperor's dragon pen, even if it is said to be the first problem in the world, it is not an exaggeration, Weichen can't speculate on himself, the number of four questions, Weichen can solve one of them, it is already a fluke..."

In any case, a bit of sycophant is necessary.

Sure enough, Emperor Wude became interested: "Oh? Aiqing solved a problem so quickly, and if the answer is correct, I can not pursue your rudeness. ”

Banzhou Thorn History: "I don't know how many chickens and rabbits are in the same cage, thirty-six cages are exposed, and there are fifty pairs of feet, how many chickens and rabbits are there?" According to Weichen's calculations, there are 14 rabbits and 22 chickens. ”

Emperor Wude secretly calculated that a rabbit has two pairs of legs, fourteen are exactly twenty-eight pairs, and a chicken has one pair of feet, which is twenty-two pairs, and the two plus exactly thirty-six heads and fifty pairs of feet.

Emperor Wude looked like he already knew the answer, and said: "Well, what Aiqing said is very true, this question is the answer given by Aiqing, since Aiqing is the first to solve it, let's share the process of estimation with you!" ”

Banzhou assassinated Shi Daxi, and thought about how to come back to the scenery again, and at a glance, all the civil officials who participated in the discussion last night looked at themselves with murderous faces, as if they were watching the enemy who killed their father.

Everyone chopped the chicken legs and rabbit legs together all night, and he was so good that he swallowed the results alone, and the history of Banzhou thorns came like this, but it caused public anger. R1152