Chapter 392: Talking Nonsense! tree?
"Gah?"
Claude was shocked and puzzled together, listening to Gu Xiaoxiao's tone, she and this big tree should have known each other before, at least there should have been an entanglement that cannot be described as "peaceful", but the leaves ...... This unique way of greeting, he really couldn't swallow smoothly for a while.
"Leaves...... You woman is straightforward, when she saw the old man, she didn't greet her officially, but she spoke freely and unscrupulously......" The big tree showed a master-like smile, and the words and emotions were unfathomable, but there were faint signs of character that left no room for it, and the shelf was quite high, but it was a height that would make people dare not provoke easily.
This is really a character who is not easy to get along with! Claude on the side silently came to a conclusion.
However, Gu Xiaoxiao took the big tree's statement as a compliment to herself, holding her reddened cheeks with both hands, her gaze unconsciously downward, and her joy was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth.
His heroine is really a simple person! -- Claude, who had just seen it, sighed again with tears and laughter.
"It's just ......" It seems that he waited until he saw Gu Xiaoxiao happy to look like this twist and pinch, and the facial features that grew on the trunk of the tree tried to raise upwards, "It's not good to tell lies." ”
Hearing the sound, Gu Xiaoxiao, who was still immersed in the emotional whirlpool of marshmallow-colored emotions, nodded his head in agreement, and then finally reacted again in a third of a second, and his face changed greatly to defend himself, "You guy, who is telling lies!" ”
"If it's not you, the woman, will it still be an old man?" The big tree didn't get angry but laughed. With a face of kindness and justice, he declares his steady and sophisticated skills to the world, showing that he has more credibility and voice than Gu Xiaoxiao.
Gu Xiaoxiao's throat was filled with a cool and spicy mouthful, as if he had just smoked mint, but the dosage was too fierce, so he couldn't help but feel a stimulating breath filling his brain cells.
"Have you forgotten? What did you do to me last time?! After brewing for a long time, Gu Xiaoxiao wanted to break his head, and in the end he just shouted out such a misleading sentence. (And the point is what Gu Xiaoxiao did!) However, ordinary stupid people will not admit that they are stupid, and these two truths are actually similar. )
Claude clutched his chest in disbelief, his gaze wandering back and forth between Gu Xiaoxiao and the big tree...... Did anything happen to her and it?
Should...... Impossible!
In the same way, the big tree was frightened by the girl's shocking words. So there was a moment of apprehension. After clearing his throat, he put on a bone-like posture again, "The old man and Your Excellency meet for the first time, don't just plant and talk nonsense." ”
Run off at the mouth?
Gu Xiaoxiao was about to faint. It's almost smoking. This guy ......
-- It's not good to tell a lie.
This damn, big white wood! (Sheng Xiaohuan digs and picks his nostrils: Hey, hey!) It's not a curse, is it? It is a tree. It's wood, but it's not white. )
-- Don't just plant up and talk nonsense.
Gu Xiaoxiao clenched her teeth. Immediately, there was a cracking sound in the air.
Claude shuddered coldly, cautiously looking at Gu Xiaoxiao, whose chest was rising and falling violently on the side, thinking about whether to take another step back to ensure his own safety.
"Nonsense...... You say I'm talking gibberish? It's not your turn to talk nonsense! ”
The right foot that had just made a move took half a step back and staggered, and Claude was the first to be frightened, and he really didn't want to admit it! His legs are all weak!
This woman is really not to be underestimated!
When I was watching at first, I thought for a moment that I had seen a picture of reunion after a long absence, and I thought of Claude wanting to rewind and start over.
Heart-to-heart? Does it follow her? When pigs fly!
Look at it now, I don't care if I am too reckless like this, Gu Xiaoxiao's tenacity has turned into passion, she is not flattering or arrogant, she listens to her heart's desire, and is straightforward, even if it is an unbeatable fantasy...... Claude pressed the heart that was an ornament under his chest, he seemed to be infected, and this unquenchable beating should also be a fantasy,
I have to say that she is simple, but she is also bold, and when she thinks of the future, she is really a tricky guy!
The big tree was stunned for a second, and the next moment it was actually broken, and the image of the master was completely ruined, just for the three words in Gu Xiaoxiao's words!
"Nonsense tree? Don't confuse the old man with that unprincipled and bottomless guy, okay? That guy is just a burden, okay! (Cumbersome?) That is, to know it! )
"You mean you're not?" Gu Xiaoxiao stared at it with suspicion for a long time, from top to bottom and from left to right, and then from right to left, from bottom to top in disbelief, Gu Xiaoxiao, whose dull hair stood upright, looked carefully and made the big tree have a premonition that dark clouds were pressing down, and then sure enough, he heard a generous statement that made it want to vomit blood, "You liar!" You think you don't mean you don't? Do you think I'll believe it if you change your tone? My Gu Xiaoxiao hasn't been deceived so easily! Besides, the words of the tree can't be believed in the first place! ”
"You-! You—! ”
Gu Xiaoxiao puffed up her cheeks again and continued to add, "It's not that I can't see it!" Look at your tall, thick trunk! As he spoke, he rubbed his hands, thinking that it would be as rough as he looked on the outside, but he didn't expect it to be unexpectedly lubricated, which felt ...... So I touched it again, and it was, "Look at your big, brown eyes!" Or double eyelids! The big white teeth (which people love and hate) are brighter and more white and neat than mine! No matter how long it takes, I can't be mistaken! It's you! Nonsense tree! (Uh...... That's a compliment! It doesn't seem to be far from the confession. )
"You say it's an old man?! Why? The old man has lived for so long, and he has never seen such an unreasonable woman as you! ”
was said unpleasantly like this, Gu Xiaoxiao suddenly bit her lip, her eyes flashed with tears, and she looked like she had been greatly wronged.
“…… You, don't think that this old man will compromise! "--I don't want to be dumb! Again, it's a matter of principle.
"Then you prove it to me!" Weak mosquitoes and flies emitted countless waves of grief light from Gu Xiaoxiao, "...... Prove that what you say is true, that you are not a tree. ”
The tree swallowed, and now it was its turn to stammer, "Proof is prove, huh!" But it turned into an old child's awkward look, "Haven't you just been deceived by that nonsense tree?" Old man ......"
"How do you know? I haven't spoken of it! Interrupted suddenly, Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to point at it, "Ahhh That's it, you don't recognize you as well! ”
"Listen to me first!"
was shocked, Gu Xiaoxiao went back weakly, "...... You say what you say. ”
"Talking nonsense, talking nonsense, talking nonsense, plus the tone of the victim you just now, doesn't it show that you have been deceived?"
"Wow! You can see it! You're amazing! Thinking that was the case, Gu Xiaoxiao nodded her head with admiration, and Claude couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth when she saw it.
The big tree was happy to hear this, and returned to the posture and emphasis of the master.
"Ahem, since you have been deceived, it means that you have asked it a question, and the answer it gave you is nonsense, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then, this time, you will ask the same question, and the old man will answer it for you, but the old man will let you see that what the old man said is not unfounded, but has been scientifically demonstrated...... What do you think? ”
"That's a good proposal!" Gu Xiaoxiao nodded very approvingly, "Then you can tell me!" What do I do next? ”
"Give it to the old man."
Claude stood aside with the expression of a passerby, but the expression on his face was not stiff to describe, he was not smiling, but he couldn't cry.
Hey, you didn't even say where you're going?
So there was no hope for the tree.
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Sheng Huan wishes you all here, Happy Lantern Festival! (To be continued.) )