Chapter 1023: A Joke That Ruins the Three Views
Until Sakurai Dong's cherry lips left, Zhang Yang was still stunned, he had been counterattacked twice by Sakurai Damei tonight, and the lingering taste between his lips made the primitive ** that had been silent for a long time in his heart couldn't help but be lightly hooked
If it weren't for the fact that there were so many people present, he would have grabbed her little waist without hesitation and fell down directly.
All right! Now it's just lust, maybe it's just a moment of excitement for her, or maybe it's the effect of alcohol.
In other words, this flower is really expensive.
And the people in the room, except for Pan Ningning and Mei Xin, who were stunned like Zhang Yang, applauded together, as if blessing the two of them.
Then arrange for the two to sit together.
Zhang Yang's face couldn't help but blush, he thought he was also a thick-skinned person, but in front of more than a dozen delicate beauties, he was really confused by the scene in front of him, how could he feel like he was forced to get married?
"Okay, now that one of the protagonists is back, then we can continue the game......," Yucai Yamada said with a smile.
"Game," Zhang Yang looked at the empty wine bottles on the table, hadn't they drunk enough?
Before he could react, Raum, who had just been punished. He had already stood up, bent down, and put the spoon on the table, ready to turn.
It is said that she is only wearing a hood on her upper body now, and the hood is still crumbling at this time, and as soon as she bends over, her pair of twin peaks will fall violently in an instant...... The gap between the hood and the skin immediately leaked out.
The half-hidden grapes came out directly......
Zhang Yang felt that his body was tight, leaning, it was easy to have an accident if he played like this.
The False Omen combination is also the most popular girl group in Chrysanthemum Country recently, and if she is spread out like this, it should cause an uproar.
The spoon turned, but fortunately, the handle fell on Kiyoko Akihara.
Then it was Akihara Jetsuko's turn to tell jokes, Zhang Yang noticed that the buttons on Akihara Jieko's clothes had been loosened twice, and her breasts were half exposed at this time, and there were five beers in front of her, which looked like she had drunk it once.
It is clear that he has been punished at least once.
When she saw the spoon stop in front of her, she screamed and stomped her feet to play tricks.
"Huh...... Why am I again, how is it me again? ”
The other women were relieved, and attacked her, and immediately asked her to start telling jokes.
When Ming Yuan Jiezi heard this, she was immediately mourned, and her eyes kept looking at Pan Ningning and Mei Xin.
Then I was forced to be helpless, so I had to close my eyes and ponder for a while, and said, "Then I'll make a bad joke........."
"Bad joke, okay".
The women applauded.
"Well, there is a person with multiple grandchildren, how old is it?" Kiyoko Akihara said.
The women pondered and meditated, and Sakurai Dong kindly translated it in English to Pan Ningning and Mei Xin......
Zhang Yang instantly understood why Pan Ningning and Mei Xin's expressions could be called a joke?
"Five?" Juuue, whose upper body was smooth, asked tentatively, saying that she didn't seem to take into account Zhang Yang's identity as a boy at all, and the pair of snow-white round twin peaks were so calmly exposed, that Zhang Yang's thighs couldn't help but want to get closer to Kaoru Sakurai's snow-white legs next to her many times.
"Haha, no, it's zero years old because of multiple ......ahh (Note, the pronunciation of multiple chrysanthemum languages is the same as that of eggs, and eggs are equal to not yet born, so they are equal to zero.) )
When the words fell, Fujiwara Suoko smiled: "I see, ......... so"
Kaoru Sakurai glanced at Zhang Yang and smiled lightly, looking reluctant, not yet reaching her real laugh.
UB trio, two laughed, one didn't laugh, it is estimated that he hasn't woken up yet, Haneda was stunned for a while before laughing.
Yucai Yamada didn't laugh......
Zhang Yang and Pan Ningning are all you look at me and I look at you, I really don't understand where the laughter is, and sure enough, the cultural difference lies in this.
I don't know if it's the old-fashioned and rigorous chrysanthemum people who really don't know how to be humorous or what's the point.
"Then let's vote." UUM who was punished. Immediately gloated and jumped out, and the result was predictable, only three people raised their hands.
"Ah", Akihara Jetsuko glanced at Pan Ningning and Mei Xin resentfully, and picked up the beer in front of her...... After watching it for a long time, her beautiful eyes closed: "I...... I'd better take off my clothes. ”
didn't even look at Zhang Yang on the side, reached out and untied the only three remaining buttons on the upper body, snap!
The pair of snow-white twin peaks on her chest suddenly pounced out, although she was wearing a purple hood, the snow-white jade peaks behind the hood couldn't be held at all, and it seemed to be about to collapse at any time, and the flesh was fragrant for a while.
Zhang Yang couldn't help but swallow his saliva, no matter how you say it, this girl is also a beauty.
Then it was Kiyoko Akihara's turn to turn the spoon.
This time, Yucai Yamada was unlucky, Yucai Yamada was obviously more confident, she straightened her clothes, stood up, cleared her throat, and then said it again in chrysanthemum language first.
One day, a child who was still an underage asked his father a question while everyone was having dinner together: "Dad, guess a riddle about a man who took five dollars to prostitute three women, and you said the math of the incident."
What is the symbol? Guess ......"
The girls were stunned for a moment, it was another cold joke, but immediately someone began to think and meditate.
Unconvinced, Kiyoko Akihara replied: "Open the root number!" ”
"It's not!"
"Take the number ......", Sakurai Dong carefully crossed
"That's not right!"
"What about Li Jun", Yucai Yamada suddenly turned his head and stared at Zhang Yang and asked.
Fork, this is embarrassing for me! But this joke is stolen from Huaxia Kingdom, it's not that simple to hack me!
"It's easy." Zhang Yang said with a smile, "5 yuan for prostituting three women...... Absolute ........."
The women lowered their heads and pondered, and after thinking for a while, sure enough, there was a burst of snickering, and several of them even laughed.
As a result of the vote, Yucai Yamada's joke about the year turned out to be guò.
Then turn again, unfortunately, this time it was finally Zhang Yang's turn.
The eyes of the women suddenly lit up, and they stared at Zhang Yang one by one as if they had found a treasure, probably wanting to see how to deal with Zhang Yang if he lost.
"Li Jun, let's appreciate your humorous ability." Haneda stared at Kaoru Sakurai with a smile...... Zhang Yang wondered for a while what he was doing staring at Kaoru Sakurai to appreciate his humorous ability.
"That joke is a bit lustful......", Zhang Yang couldn't deny it, so he could only say it
"Oh, then hurry up, don't whet our appetite." As soon as I heard this, I was probably already drunk ju. UE immediately rushed to Zhang Yang's side excitedly, and he was unsteady on his feet, and his body didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and he threw himself directly into Zhang Yang's arms.
Zhang Yang subconsciously stretched out his hand and pushed ...... After the end, I immediately felt that my hands seemed to touch two soft and greasy things, you must know that this juuue is now naked on the upper body, and the strength of the twin peaks directly hit Zhang Yang's hand
This feeling,Zhang Yang immediately reacted somewhere.,In this environment.,And it's so ambiguous and it's been abstinent for many days.,If there's no reaction.,That's a strange thing.。
His hands were like an electric shock, and he quickly retracted again, but this action caused Juuu to fall directly to Zhang Yang with inertia, so the end was even worse and he threw himself directly into Zhang Yang's arms.
jul。 UE bit his red lip lightly, glanced at Zhang Yang like silk, and hurriedly stood up with a shy face: "I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed to ......", and then reached out to cover his chest...... Fled.
Anyway, doesn't she know that she has a vacuum in her upper body?
Chiguo seduces, the key is that Kaoru Sakurai next to him is silent and smiling.
Is this Jumue naked to test herself for her sisters? Tsk, if so, there are more such experiments!
"Li Jun, you can say it." Yucai Yamada didn't seem to see the fragrant scene just now, and urged.
Zhang Yang groaned for a while, still a little hesitant, after all, it was a bit meat, of course, he knew that in fact, the men of the Chrysanthemum Country would tell some meat jokes after drinking, but it was limited to a private circle.
I just don't know how far these women can endure.
"Then I said it...... But it's yellow, don't blame me. ”
"Don't worry, Yucai has talked about yellower ......", Haneda clenched his fists to cheer Zhang Yang.
"Really?" Zhang Yang couldn't help but look at Yamada Yucai, there was really no empty wine bottle in front of the latter, only a bottle of sake, which he probably opened and drank by himself.
"Okay, then I said ......", Zhang Yang no longer hesitated, yellow jokes, don't be too simple, he remembers a lot, and they were all taught to him by the zombie-like Gao Qi.
"Then I said it", Zhang Yang groaned for a while and said.
"A man said to a female colleague: I am hungry and put 300 yuan on the ground, and I will insert it when you pick it up, is it okay? 】
The female colleague couldn't make up her mind, so she called her husband to ask her.
Her husband thought: How long can it take, it is estimated that he can't take off his pants, so he agreed. 】
Half an hour later, her husband called her and asked how it was.
But I heard my wife panting and saying: "Tou is a pervert! He! He's got all the coins! 】”
After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he glanced at the women, and before he could translate, the women were stunned for a moment, and then they all covered their mouths and snickered
Li Jun...... You're so........."
"Li Jun, you're really bad."
Fork! All of them were critical of him.
Pan Ningning and Mei Xin, who were half-understood, couldn't help but ask curiously, "What did you say?" ”
Zhang Yang had no choice but to say it again in English.
"Pervert!" Pan Ningning took a sip.
"Oops, boss, you're really!" Mehin.
Fork! No matter how much meat you say, it's okay, but the key is that it's not very meaty.
Vote! Everyone said his jokes weren't funny!
Zhang Yang was stunned, this was too much, obviously everyone laughed...... But it's not funny, it's hateful, and the thing that is really free to prove is really unreliable......
It's clear that the collective is dealing with him.
Zhang Yang was helpless, looked at the five beers in front of him, and reached out to take them, these women are too bad.
"Wait." , Zhang Yang didn't start drinking, but Yucai Yamada stretched out his hand to stop him.