On the surface, monkeys are a difficult animal to catch, they are agile, roaring in the mountains, and untamed. However, according to the zoo's capture team, catching monkeys is easier than catching lice. Get something delicious, put some anesthetic in it, and soon, the greedy monkey will be connected to the end of the nest, lying on the grass horizontally and vertically, for people to choose at will.

"This one is old, get it back to the old age and send it to the end of his life - and that one, obviously injured in the leg, must be limping when he walks, don't don't!" A big bald head stood next to the cage and shouted, the zoo was already in a recession, and those old, weak, sick and disabled monkeys must not be brought back.

"Pug, this little monkey must become, look at this hairstyle and be spiritual, it's almost catching up with Xiaobei's flame style!" An employee wore gloves and brought a monkey and shook it in front of the bald head as if flattering. Although this bald head doesn't have any position in the zoo, he can't stand the brother-in-law of the director.

The bald head also touched the top of his head with satisfaction: "It's still slippery, throw it on the car and throw it on the car." ”

After a while, there were fifteen or sixteen in the cage, and there were more than a dozen eliminated monkeys sleeping on the ground, all of them were old, weak, sick and disabled. The bald head took off his gloves and slapped his hands vigorously: "Everyone has worked hard, go back to have fun today, Anlewo Hotel, a dragon!" ”

"Follow the pug, you must eat and drink spicy." After a few words of greeting, the people below will collect their troops and return to the camp.

At this moment, there was a shout in the distance: "Don't move—"

The bald head subconsciously raised his arms high, he had been caught in for fighting before. As soon as I heard the words "don't move", I formed a conditioned reflex. The employees did the same, raising their arms unevenly.

Brother Badou was panting and rushed over. Seeing this scene, I was also a little puzzled: these guys can't be poachers, right, take me for a policeman?

So he put on a straight face: "Don't you know that the monkey is a protected animal, and you dare to catch it with great fanfare, so let them all go quickly, or go to live in the courtyard for two days!" ”

As soon as he heard this, the bald head even thought that the person who came was a plainclothes policeman, so he nodded and walked to the fat man. Handing over a cigarette: "Comrade, we are all from the city zoo." There is a catch procedure. You see, a lot of departments have signed and stamped. ”

Looking at the bald head handed over to prove it, and the big red pokes on it, Brother Badou was angry in his heart: protect animals. Protecting animals is such a protection law, typical only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps. Besides, the zoo is a place for animals, it's like a prison.

The analogy of the fat man is actually similar, the animals in the zoo are held in cages all day long, and there is no freedom. It's not much different from a human being in prison.

However, people have formal procedures, and catching monkeys is justifiable, and on the other hand, Brother Badou is an impostor. The division is unknown. For a while, the fat man was out of line.

When he was hesitating, he saw another group of people coming in the distance, led by an old stubborn man, holding weapons in his hands, such as shovels and pickaxes. Killing with great momentum. At the end of the large army, the thin-necked horse monkey still carried Doudou. Big rhubarb, little black, big and little boy, all follow upside down.

"Dean, do you want to fight?" I don't know if it's because of Brother Weiwu's infection, the old men have obviously been violent recently. Of course, the main thing is to treat the fat man as a family, and he is worried that he will suffer, so the old stubborn man moved to the rescue.

If you want to beat me down, you can knock them all down, but this matter can't be solved by fists - Brother Badou can't use it now.

On the contrary, the bald gang was frightened, especially those big dogs, who were menacing, and they couldn't eat people!

"You can't catch monkeys!" Doudou was condescending, and his fingers almost poked Pug's bald head.

Pug could only nod his head tremblingly, his head sweating. However, he still had the courage to ask: "Ladies and gentlemen, which court are you from, the procuratorate or the court?" ”

"We are from the old Laile nursing home!" The old revolutionary patted the rhubarb that was ready to go, and responded with great pride.

Nursing home - oh me! Pug suddenly stopped sweating, and his waist straightened: "Your nursing home is very wide, why don't you hang the sign of the state~affairs~ hospital." Hurry up and get out of the way, don't affect our official business here, or we will call the police immediately! ”

Looking at the bald head shaking the certificate in his hand, the old men are also wilted, and they have licenses.

"Let the little monkey go!" Doudou still shouted very persistently, his little face tightened, and his little face, which was usually smiling, became extremely angry.

"You little, get out of the way!" After learning the identity of the other party, the bald head was also emboldened, and glared at Doudou viciously.

As a result, there was a sudden pain on his bald head, and when he looked up, he saw a big black bird passing overhead, looking like a black owl, but it was still screaming "bad guy" in its mouth, which made the bald head a little uncertain, because he knew that the starling could learn human words, and he had not heard that crows could also learn tongues.

At the same time, Rhubarb and the big and the little boy also roared and rushed up, the fierce light in the dog's eyes was rising, daring to bully Doudou, the dog ~ mother ~ raised!

"Y-don't mess around!" The bald head was also cowardly, and he could clearly feel that these big dogs were fiercer than the tigers in the zoo.

"Let these monkeys go, and let you go!" Brother Badou also let go, and now, it is not just because of the little monkey who holds the treasure key, but because of the issue of the right to survive, and he must not retreat.

The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, and the bald brother weighs the shape in front of him, and chooses to give up very wisely. Anyway, I already know the origin of the other party, so it's a big deal to make a comeback with the law enforcement team in the future and give them some color. So he glared at the fat man fiercely, turned around and yelled at his employees: "Throw these monkey cubs back, don't you see that other people's relatives have found them!" ”

Brother Badou also breathed a sigh of relief, although he knew that the trouble was still to come, but he would save the monkeys first.

"How can you say that you can just let it go-" But at this time. A lazy voice floated over, and there was a hint of provocation in it

This voice is a little familiar, and Brother Badou looked back. saw a handsome face with a slight hint of femininity but made him extremely annoying, who was not Li Chenglong. Moreover, beside Li Chenglong, more than a dozen people were hugged before and after, including two policemen in police uniforms.

"Li Dashao, you have also learned to meddle in things." Brother Badou got angry when he saw this sanctimonious guy, and couldn't help but stab.

There was a faint mockery on the corner of Li Chenglong's mouth: "Brother Weiwu has now been promoted to dean." Sure enough, it was the official who had a temper and openly obstructed state functionaries from performing their official duties. Although I am an idler, I also have a heart for the country and the people. ”

Originally. Today, Li Chenglong accompanied foreign guests to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and he will definitely not be nosy. But if this gossip involves the dead fat man he hates the most, then he has to do it.

"I want to throw up!" Hearing this guy actually say such high-sounding words for the country and the people, Brother Badou almost died of disgust.

However, when the bald pug saw that someone was supporting them, especially the police, his waist suddenly stiffened again, and while he was busy handing cigarettes to the police, he told the story of the incident with added fuel and vinegar.

Soon, the two police comrades stood in front of Brother Badou with a stern face. He was severely criticized. If these two policemen hadn't heard of Brother Weiwu's name, they would definitely have arrested the fat man for obstructing official business. Besides, there are foreign guests present. It is better to have more than one thing, and not to make any international impact.

Although he was unwilling, the fat man could only watch the cage car in the zoo drive away. Doudou, on the other hand, crouched on the ground with tears in his eyes, gently stroking the monkeys that had been picked up—these poor fellows were still sleeping.

Seeing the dead fat man and the melon baby eating deflated, Li Chenglong felt as if he had eaten honey. He put his right hand on his chest and bowed to a graceful woman beside him in a gentlemanly manner: "Miss Kurai." In front is Shouyang Mountain, the scenery is pleasant. A long history. As long as the cooperation with your company is successful, you can visit it at any time in the future. It is an honor to be a guide for such a beautiful lady as Miss Kurai. ”

The woman, dressed in a wide kimono and with a smile as bright as cherry blossoms, bowed to Mr. Lee and said words of thanks in half-baked Chinese. Then he secretly pointed to the fat man, and asked in a very wary whisper: "Li Sang, is that person Yakuza?" ”

Li Chenglong smiled and nodded, then stretched out his little thumb and shook it in front of Miss Kurai: "A little person, a little one, don't pay attention to him." ”

It's just that Brother Badou's ears are good, and when he heard their conversation, he couldn't help but ask: "What is Yaku scum, it sounds like scum?" ”

The old men shook their heads, but the horse monkey tried to recall the island action movies he had watched: "I've heard of Ya~蠛~Butterfly-"

When Brother Badou was confused, Li Chenglong and international friends walked towards the mountain in an extremely cordial and friendly atmosphere. Li Chenglong also deliberately flirted, and also told the allusion of Shouyang Mountain, and Brother Badou also heard a few words drifting in the wind, telling the story of Uncle Bo Yi who starved to death and did not eat Zhou Su.

"Phew, even a fake foreign devil like you deserves to tell this story, Uncle Boyi is full of temperament, but you hook up with the little devil, sooner or later I will have to make a list with you!" Brother Badou vigorously spat a mouthful of spit on the ground, and in his heart, another fire began to brew.

"Old Dou, little monkey-" Doudou pulled the corner of his clothes, looked up at his little face, and looked at Lao Dou pitifully, in his simple heart, Lao Dou is omnipotent.

"Tomorrow we will go to the zoo and lead those animals to rebel!" Brother Badou touched Doudou's little brain, and then waved his fist in the direction of the cage car driving away.

When he returned to the nursing home and saw William coming, Brother Badou humbly asked him for advice. William looked the fat man up and down: "Brother Badou, Yakuzha in Japanese means those people who mix black ~ society ~ association-"

At this moment, Brother Badou had a feeling of turning things upside down: Dog ~ day ~ , sooner or later one day will crush you all into scum! (To be continued)

ps: Thank you for the reward, the fat man really has nothing to say - I752