Chapter 784: Little Unlucky Egg

readx;?“ We, the people, never care about who becomes the king, whose subjects we become, what we care about is always our own life, our own belly, to put it bluntly, chromophobia, just live for these two purposes, one is to let ourselves live, and the other is to let ourselves 'live' through another form, that is, to reproduce. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoHehe, if you look at it this way, don't you think that we humans are no different from all ordinary animals? ”

Wang Yan said leisurely, his face full of confidence.

11 pouted and said: "Nonsense, what is it besides eating is to reproduce, pig?" You men are pigs! If you are a woman, you still like beautiful clothes and delicious food...... Belch...... There are many other things, how can it be as simple as you say. ”

She didn't know exactly what it was.

Wang Yu blinked, turned his head and said, "This...... Isn't it, or people say that women are from outer space, aliens. ”

He really didn't have the courage to say11 that such a woman's 'habit' was a way to 'protect herself' and her offspring, which had been left since ancient times.

If you say this, you will be beaten directly.

"But ......"

Wang Yu hesitated for a moment and said, "I brought you out like this, but I made you lose a chance to ascend to the supreme world in this world, you won't regret it, right?" Say less useless words. ”

11And when he gave him a blank look, he said no more.

After a long time, he turned his head and asked, "Where did that battery go?" Yes! ”

Wang Yu then remembered and said, "It's really ...... Forget about it, at the time...... I remember the time...... It's still in my house! You just left something so important?! Belch...... Forget it, it's better without it, just lose it, well, lose it. ”

11 I wanted to bite him to death, but when I thought about it, it was indeed the case, and it was better to 'forget' the kind of thing that whoever took and died.

Merely...... Is it really the kind of thing that can be forgotten?

The tripartite organization, to snatch this thing at the same time, will no one go to Wang Yan's room to rummage through it again?

"I'm hungry."

11 said suddenly.

"Uh...... Instant noodles? ”

Wang Yu suggested.

11 twitched at the corner of his eyes: "Although I don't know how you got into the organization and can still rescue me, one thing is certain, that is, you are definitely not an ordinary person!" But people like you...... Why are you so poor? ”

Wang Yan couldn't help blushing and said, "Really, if you don't want to eat instant noodles, just say it, if you want to eat delicious food, you can say it directly, you can't say that I'm poor...... Is there anything you can do about it? In addition to instant noodles...... This...... Okay, okay!! ”

Wang Yu roared angrily, then ran to the bed, first took out a ball of waste paper in the iron pipe, and then took out a roll of money, unfolded, a thick stack, a total of thirty-seven yuan and seven cents.

The corners of 11's eyes are about to wrinkle: "You...... That's all you need to pay for? Still hiding so secretly?! That's the money I need...... Hey......"

He carefully put the money in his pocket, turned to 11 and said, "Wait for me at home, and there will be delicious food in a while." ”

Then he walked out of the door and locked two locks.

"Poor ghost, insane!"

11 scolded, lying on the bed and looking at the roof of the shed blankly, to be honest, she is really a little confused now, she has been busy all her life, and suddenly there is nothing, and there is no need to do work, the days of licking blood from the knife edge have finally calmed down, and people actually feel a little empty, have nothing to do, and begin to think about the meaning of life.

"Poof!"

She was amused by her own thoughts, and the things of life are really not suitable for her own thoughts.

…… Wang Yan held the money and struggled for a long time, and finally decided to go to a seemingly high-end cake shop and buy a cake for 11 to eat, after all, girls should like this kind of sweet and greasy things.

When he looked inside, he was blinded.

Co-authoring a cake the size of a fist costs more than 50 yuan!

"This ...... What the hell is this thing made of? Fifty yuan, can you buy a sack of noodles, it's so small? ”

Wang Yan couldn't help but ask.

When the people around heard this, they couldn't help but look this way, and some of them laughed out loud, while most of them had a contemptuous look in their eyes, and they almost shouted 'You dirt bun'.

However, the sales staff seemed very professional and explained with a smile: "Sir, most of the raw materials used in our cakes here are imported from abroad, including fresh milk and even flour, especially the chocolate powder on the top, which is also really imported. ”

Wang Yu said curiously: "These things are available in China, right?" Why not use domestic ones? It's also cheap. ”

The salesman smiled and said, "Sir, our country's ...... We dare to use the milk of the dead in our country, but we are afraid that no one will dare to buy it. And...... Mr. Don't tell you, there are more than 270 chocolate powder in the country, large and small, but only two of them really use cocoa, and they are still very small-scale, if you don't import them...... It's really hard to buy. Belch...... I see, that's ...... Shall I do half of it? Sir, this ......"

The salesman smiled awkwardly, but still gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll cut half for you, I hope that if Mr. thinks it's delicious, he will come back in the future." ”

Wang Yan said: "It's delicious, it's definitely delicious, you haven't gone out of business here at such an expensive price, so it must be delicious, but ...... No matter how delicious it is, I don't plan to come back, I can't afford it! But thank you for selling me half. ”

As he spoke, he took out the stack of money.

The salesman couldn't laugh and cry, and Wang Yan was heartbroken to pay...... But...... Just as Wang Yan was about to walk out of the store with this luxurious cake with a sweet smell that made him drool in both hands...... "Stop! Be careful! Get out of the way! ”

Bang!

A figure passed through the door at a frantic speed, almost hitting Wang Zhan, but fortunately, Wang Zhan reacted very quickly, a wonderful sideways, a simple wave, the most effortless, and the most extreme to avoid the impact of the figure.

It should be perfect and handsome, huh...... It's not easy for me to practice martial arts to this realm of the unity of heaven and man, so it's like a gust of wind to dodge it perfectly...... Mmmm, no one can crush a gust of wind, the wind is invisible, uh-huh, I think I'm so cool...... Uh......'"Ahh ”

Wang Yu screamed, and the listener was sad, because the half of the cake that was originally in his hand was sticking to the other person's body at this time, turning into a mess, and it didn't look like it could be eaten.

"Actually...... Actually, the surface parts can still be eaten...... It's definitely edible, isn't it...... Chocolate powder here ......"

Wang Yu didn't give up, and even tried to stick out his tongue to lick the taste of the luxurious dessert.

"Huh? It's you?! ”

The other party was stunned, hurriedly dodged, and asked in surprise.

Wang Yu saw that the delicacy 'escaped', and raised his eyes a little unhappily, and was also a little stunned, and then smiled helplessly: "I'll go!" Eldest sister, why are you like this every time I meet you? Even with me, I'm unlucky, my cake ......."

It was none other than the little police officer Shiya who had been rescued by Wang Yu once.

"Cake? Oh, that's what you're talking about...... Sorry, I didn't see it when I walked in...... Belch...... Now is not the time to say this!! Run, they're coming! ”

While speaking, several policemen suddenly rushed in, and the pistol was aimed at Shiya's head, and one of them shouted: "Don't shoot, so as not to hurt ordinary citizens, Tang Shiya, you can be arrested!" ”

Tang Shiya turned around and said angrily: "You have all been deceived, I didn't commit a crime, I was framed!" Hmph, everyone who is arrested will say this, the evidence is in front of you, and you don't admit it, right? Above! ”

With an order, all the policemen put away their guns and rushed towards Tang Shiya.

Wang Yu blinked blankly on the side, and then smiled: "Oh, I forgot to ask before, it turns out that your surname is Tang!" Now is not the time to care about this! ”

Tang Shiya turned around and ran away, originally she was relieved when she saw Wang Yan, she felt that this man was very reliable, I don't know why, as long as she stood by his side, she would feel an incomparable sense of security, but ...... She felt that she might be thinking wrong, or that she was relying on her own legs to get here.

After only a few steps, she stopped again, for there was no sound of catching up.

When she turned her head, those who were chasing her fell to the ground at this time, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

"You...... You killed them?! ”

Tang Shiya looked at Wang Yu in disbelief.

Wang Yan rolled his eyes and said, "How can I be so cruel? It's just that I'm faint, and I feel more energetic than anyone else when I sleep. They come out with pistols, which proves that your case is big, but you don't use it, and if you can run so far, it proves that they are good people, and they just do what they are told, so as not to hurt them. Oh yes, what the hell have you done? ”

Tang Shiya looked left and right, and found that the people nearby were all looking at this place with their mouths wide open, motionless, as if they had seen something terrifying, and they were too frightened to react.

She was also curious about what Wang Hao had done the moment she turned around, but now was obviously not the time to do this.

"Hurry up, this is not the place to talk!"

Reaching out and grabbing Wang Yan's hand without hesitation, Tang Shiya continued to start her escape journey.

...... "Hehe, I'm such an unlucky person." ”

Sitting on a small bench in a hidden back alley, Tang Shiya said with a wry smile.

"What the hell is going on? You. Standing in the wrong line, our family seems to be like this, it's always easy to stand in the wrong line, my grandfather is too, my grandfather is too, my father is too, I'm ...... Even more. I don't know why a few days ago, a group of guys in black suits came down and called everyone in our bureau over for questioning, and the questions they asked were very strange, maybe ...... It's because I'm thinking too much, thinking it's a promotion investigation, and they just say whatever they want, and they haven't said anything at the time, but two days later, someone secretly reported that I had something to do with a drug gang, and some people even pointed out me, saying that I was their backstage boss, controlling the entire city's drug industry, and ostensibly arresting people to kill competitors...... Hehe, it sounds like a movie. And then you just ran out? They probably didn't take me seriously at all, just find a car, and escort me away without any precautions, hmph, I too...... I'm also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves! ”

When Wang Yan heard her say this, she really couldn't help laughing, she felt that human beings were really adaptable, when she saw her for the first time, she was still that kind of stupid and stupid, it was only a few days later, and she was too strong after only experiencing that life and death.

Wang Yan asked curiously, "Is your family really so unlucky?" What's your grandfather's name? Tang Fujun. Tang Fujun? Your grandfather's name is Tang Fujun?! ”