Chapter 448: Ghost Press Bed (Asking for a Reward, Monthly Pass)
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It's night!
Luo Yang was lying on the bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep, he was preoccupied, and he was thinking about an extremely important question - what else could be fed in the house?
A bucket of instant noodles, with Luo Yang's appetite, is not enough to stuff his teeth!
'Gollum ......'
There was a cry in the belly.
Hallucinations, must be hallucinations! I didn't hear anything, in fact I wasn't hungry at all!
Luo Yang began to hypnotize himself, he patted his shriveled belly, and muttered to himself: "Belly, belly, in fact, you are already very full, you can't eat, sleep, sleep......"
'Gollum ......'
The stomach seemed to be protesting.
"Sleep, you won't be hungry when you fall asleep......"
Luo Yang coaxed his belly like a child!
'Gurgling ......'
There was a continuous sound of stomach and intestines creeping in the abdomen, resolutely protesting against the instructions given by the brain.
"To sleep or not to sleep?! Never sleep again...... I...... I'll kill you!! ”
Luo Yang clenched his fists and slammed a few times on his belly, it was really a fist and a fist, and the pain made him grin.
Then, a miracle happened......
Luo Yang's stomach no longer screamed, and even the hunger pangs disappeared.
Luo Yang proudly pointed to his belly that was reddened, and said arrogantly: "Haha, are you taking it now?" You say that you are not cheap, you have to be beaten to be honest! ”
Luo Yang dimmed the bedside lamp, got into the quilt, and after a while, he really fell asleep in a daze.
Luo Yang had a 'thrilling' dream, dreaming that many women who had an ambiguous relationship or * relationship with him all appeared in front of him, including Zhong Lin, Li Mei, South African Black Pearl, and Nordic female pirates...... He was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.
What's even more terrifying is that these dozens of women from all over the world, with different languages and skin colors, all looked at him with a smile!
Luo Yang wanted to move, but found that he couldn't move, he was sturdily tied to a big bed, and his hands and feet were tied to thick hemp ropes - and he was naked!
"You...... How did you end up here? What's going on?! ”
Luo Yang shouted in English.
But they still didn't speak, dozens of fresh faces still looked at Luo Yang who was tied to the bed and naked!
"You ...... Untie me first! Even if you want to, then you have to come one by one, even if I use my hands, feet and mouth, I can't satisfy so many of you at once! Luo Yang shouted anxiously.
At this time, the women in a circle separated from the middle, and a slender figure slowly walked out of the crowd, Luo Yang fixed his eyes and saw that it was Fang Yirou!
"Tender, little meaty...... Listen to me! Luo Yang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "It was difficult to turn the sea into water...... Who hasn't had a past yet! I used to know them, and I didn't know you then! In the future, I will definitely be half-hearted, no...... Single-minded, soft-minded ......"
"Humph! A good one who was once in the sea is hard to water, a good one is single-minded, so to speak, I am also one of your 'past'! ”
A sneer came from behind the crowd, and in an instant, a beautiful 'Qianying' walked out from behind the crowd, yes, Qianying...... Zhang Qianying!
'Boom! ’
Luo Yang's mind was blank for an instant, knowing that the mountains in the sea were collapsing and the earth was cracking, and the universe was born and destroyed......
Luo Yang once had a shameless thought: If I was born in ancient times and was still an emperor, how good it would be! can be justifiably named in the three palaces and six courtyards, with a group of wives and concubines. Zhang Qianying is the queen, Fang Yirou is the first concubine, Zhong Lin's mother and daughter are concubines, and when the brand is turned over, let their mother and daughter serve together, that is called refreshing! and Li Mei, let her be a 'talented person', who made you treat me coldly on weekdays, and didn't give me breakfast and dinner, as for Jin Nannan...... Just be a little eunuch who waits with you! As for those black girls and foreign babies, then build a 'strange fragrance hall' and let them live together, and they are not allowed to wear clothes on weekdays, quack......
It's a pity that Luo Yang is not an emperor, Zhang Qianying and Fang Yirou are not queens and concubines, they may not want to be queens or concubines at all, they just want to enjoy a man alone, not share it with others!
-- There is no one who is not selfish when it comes to feelings! Or, in other things, selfishness is shameful, and in emotional matters, selfishness is a virtue! Of course, don't go to extremes like Li Mochou!
And now, Luo Yang has seen a modern version of Li Mochou!
Zhang Qianying took out a large pair of scissors out of nowhere—the kind of ...... that prunes green tree branches
"Qian...... Qianying, listen to me, Xiaoying ......"
Luo Yang shouted incoherently, trying to break free from the restraints, but he couldn't break free of the thick hemp rope that bound his hands and feet.
The big scissors more than one meter long in Zhang Qianying's hand cut straight between Luo Yang's legs, wanting to turn Luo Yang, who was lying in the shape of 'Tai', into a 'big' shape!
It was only at this time that Luo Yang had a realization-I fantasized all day long that I was an ancient emperor, and I could have three thousand beauties in the harem, and I had endless fun playing with a group of beautiful concubines in the harem. This time the opportunity has really come, you can play with a group of beauties in the harem! It's a pity that it's not as an emperor, but a eunuch who has no 'little bird'!
Looking at the big scissors that were about to fall, Luo Yang let out a sad cry in his heart...... You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix, just die!
At this moment, Luo Yang suddenly felt that something was wrong!
Hey? Am I not a warrior? Don't I have the strength of the 'Black Iron 5th Dan'? Even if this hemp rope is made of steel wire, I should be able to break it lightly!
Also, what is this place? Why is there no ceiling on the roof, as if covered by clouds and mist, a white chaos?
Hiss...... I obviously slept after eating the bucket of 'White Elephant Big Bone Noodles' just now, why am I here?!
At this moment, Luo Yang seemed to understand!
Dreaming, I'm dreaming!
This is my own dream world!
Thinking of this, Luo Yang was no longer afraid, looked at Zhang Qianying silently affectionately, and then glanced at Fang Yirou, who was crying silently next to him, and said: "Although you are an unreal illusion, when I swear, I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer!" ”
After speaking, Luo Yang bit his tongue and wanted to use the pain to wake himself up from his dream.
It doesn't hurt......
It's like biting on a piece of rotten cotton, it doesn't hurt at all!
Luo Yang forgot, how could he feel pain in his dream!
Worst!!!
Seeing that the big scissors were about to close, and his 'little white dragon' was about to 'separate his body and head', even though he knew that this was a dream, Luo Yang was still terrified to the extreme!
――What man wants to watch his 'second brother' cut off with scissors? Even if it is a dream, it is an absolute nightmare that will become a lingering shadow for the rest of your life. Even if you leave sequelae, no matter how beautiful the girl is in the future, you won't lift it, it will be miserable!
'Puffy puff! ’
Luo Yang began to hit the bed board hard with the back of his head!
"Wake up, wake up!!"
It's a pity that no matter how Luo Yang hits it, there is never the slightest pain in the back of his head!
"It's over, dear second brother, brother can't stand you!!" Luo Yang closed his eyes, waiting to be cut, waiting for it to be cut, waiting for it to be cut, the dream can be shattered, and let himself wake up early from the 'ghost press'!
"Ah!! Help ......"
A cry for help that seemed to be far away from the sky faintly reached Luo Yang's ears.
The cries for help quickly turned into a huge wave of sound from far to near, exploding in Luo Yang's ears!
'Teng! ’
Luo Yang sat up from the bed violently, gasping for breath, his whole body soaked with sweat.
Call...... It's dangerous! No, who was calling for help just now?
It seems like...... It seems to be the voice of Jin Nannan?!
Luo Yang jumped out of bed and rushed out of the door ...... an arrow.