Chapter 4: Eating the wrong thing is going to have diarrhea!
Just crawled out of the illusion, I saw Lan Yue munching on chicken legs and being leisurely, touching his shriveled belly, Leng Lingtian felt that he was really pitiful, he was tired of eating chicken legs, why was the gap so big, not to mention the happier belly at this time, the poor little who was psychologically unbalanced for a while made a wrong decision, trotted a few steps towards Lan Yue, victory was in front of him, he smelled the fragrance of chicken legs, starry eyes, Leng Lingtian was simply duty-free, but he could imagine plump, The reality is skinny, what greeted Leng Lingtian was not a fragrant chicken leg, but Lan Yue moved slightly, Leng Lingtian almost had a close contact with the ground, but why was it almost that, it was not that Lan Yue kindly pulled her, but the little monster next to Lan Yue saw Leng Lingtian excited, and waited enthusiastically to give Leng Lingtian a hug, if a straight line is determined according to two points, then it is inevitable that the two guys on the same straight line will collide together, sure enough, poof, Leng Lingtian bumped into the little monster with a body like jelly, and after that guy knocked Leng Lingtian down, he threw himself on someone and added saliva to her face!
Woo woo, Leng Ling Tian pushed the little monster away, and once again realized that he was still too weak, gritted his teeth and watched Lan Yue eat the last bite of meat into his stomach, so he decided to be hungry first. threw off the soil on her body, grabbed the little monster that pounced on her again, and carried her to Lan Yue: "Lan Yue, what the hell is this, like a dog, lick me!" ”
Lan Yue tasted the taste of the chicken leg in her mouth: "What can it be, pet!" ”
"Pets?" Lan Yue looked at the poor little monster in his hands, this thing doesn't look like a pet, not to mention the small fangs, let's just say that the transparent body and sharp claws, it's too strange to be a pet, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Lan Yue, did I eat my chicken leg for nothing, what you just ate was the last chicken leg in my bag, I'm still hungry now!" ”
"Ahem, Lan Yue's face is red, this guy is called a spirit eater, bloodthirsty, tyrannical, his favorite food is the soul of people, the characteristic is that he likes yin and is afraid of sunlight, and is generally active at night, mainly semi-spirits."
Leng Lingtian looked at the poor guy in his hand, he really couldn't think of this guy's temperament, and remembered that she seemed to be a cannibal soul, so he was so frightened that he threw it out, and the little monster rolled around on the ground twice, squeaking pitifully, lying on the ground and not getting up.
Lan Yue rolled her eyes: "Hey, I said, look at your guts, now I know that I am afraid!" ”
"Isn't this a conditioned reflex, it's good that I didn't ruin his humanity, okay!" Touching the goosebumps on his arm, Leng Lingtian was unconvinced.
"Hey, what are you going to feed him, Leng Lingtian leaned over to Lan Yue and asked curiously!
"What else could it be, didn't I just say, soul!" Lan Yue looked at Leng Lingtian playfully, just waiting for her to make a fool of herself, so that she could entertain herself.
But this time Lan Yue didn't get her wish, Leng Lingtian glanced at the little monster and stopped talking.
Hey, I said, why didn't you react, Lan Yue pushed Leng Ling Tian curiously.
"How can I react, do I ignore you even if I know you want to see a joke, muttering in my heart, not showing it on my face, what does it matter to me what he eats?"
"Squeak, Blue Moon pouted, you humans are really selfish, it's not that you are unlucky, you don't care!"
Leng Lingtian rolled his eyes, and was disdainful of Lan Yue's words: Don't scare me, just think about it, if it was really someone's soul, this thing would have been killed by my master a long time ago.
"Yay? Be smart, well, you've really got the inheritance, Blue Moon shouted happily. Leng Lingtian was confused!
"Hey, I said, why are you so happy, crazy sheep!"
Lan Yue laughed for a moment, and then gave Leng Lingtian a burst, "Why are you beating me?" "Leng Lingtian is gone.
"Can I not beat you, little rabbit, don't you look at me like this, I'm over 1700 years old, okay, 1400 years ago, I met your master, I owe a favor, and I was locked up by your master in this broken place for so long, poor me, I haven't eaten a bite of meat for more than 20 years, I promised your master to guard you by your side until you take power, it should have started eight years ago, but your grandfather died in an accident, I was stunned and waited for another eight years, am I easy, I've stayed in this ghost place for so long, I can only enter a small part of the illusion, it's just a small building, what is the rest of the place, I can't go in and can't see it, I'm angry with me, okay, now you can finally open the illusion, and start the contract again, I can eat meat again, can I be unhappy, am I easy!
Looking at Lan Yue, who was obviously in a state of madness, thinking that this kid was really pitiful, he was arrested as soon as he debuted, and he had been locked up in this place for so long, he couldn't eat or play, and he had to continue to protect himself from this oil bottle, hey, Leng Lingtian took pity on her, no wonder she felt that this child's nerves were not normal, it turned out that he was stupid!
"Dead girl, can you look at me without looking at me pitifully, I also have self-esteem, okay!" When Lan Yue quieted down, she saw Leng Lingtian's little eyes, not to mention how depressed she was!
"Ahem, Leng Lingtian is embarrassed, you can't bully you too hard, isn't it, it's not easy to find such a stupid fox, Master, your old man is really far-sighted! He smiled secretly in his heart, and said: "That Blue Moon, it's okay if I'm wrong, do you still want to enter the illusion realm?" ”
"Nonsense, I've waited for so many years, am I easy, why don't I enter! Hurry up, Lan Yue ran over in a hurry, grabbed Leng Lingtian's sleeve, Leng Lingtian smiled bitterly, rescued his tortured clothes from Lan Yue's hand, pulled Lan Yue's hand, and entered the illusion again with a flash.
This time when he came to the illusion, Leng Lingtian could take a good look at this home in the future, only to see the pavilions and pavilions in the illusion meandering and floating, and the fog was entwined in it, obviously there was no sun, but the light was as bright as day, and all kinds of plants were growing in front of you, most of them were Leng Lingtian couldn't name them, and there were even giant trees dotted with them, steep cliffs, small rivers and rivers, and a little starry floating in the air, as if it was a self-contained fairy world!
Leng Lingtian opened his mouth wide, the first time he came in, he was far from being shocked by such a careful look, and the blue moon next to him exclaimed: "Silver Moon Grass, Silver Thread Flower, God, and Hongyan Fruit, ah, ah, ah, it is developed, it turns out that the plants in this illusion are all precious spirit grasses that cannot be equaled." Leng Lingtian seems to have information about these spirit grasses in his mind, but forgive her, this poor child hasn't had time to sort out his poor head yet!
Sa Huan had enough, Lan Yue ran over with a bunch of fruits of different sizes and colors in her hand, looked at them twice, took out the smallest one from it and stuffed it into Leng Lingtian's hand, and glanced at it painfully, Leng Lingtian saw a face full of disgust: "I said Lord Fox Fairy, are you so picky, in the future, this illusion will be ours, these fruits are not just if you want to eat them!" ”
Lan Yue heard Leng Lingtian say that this illusion is also her home, she was inevitably moved, and when she heard the latter sentence, her mouth couldn't help but twitch twice, and she couldn't help but give this unreliable guy a burst again, and said: "If you still want to eat it, you think these things are cabbage, the growth period of these things is hundreds of years, and there is only so much in the illusion, it is precious, and ah, although you have inherited the illusion now, you are still an ordinary person, I want to give you more food, do you want to be supported by the aura and die, if you really only have the spirit body left, I don't want to wait for you for many more years, hmph, I don't want to! ”
"Dead fox, you can't say good things well, it's obviously for my good, but I can't wait for me to hang up in the next second. Slandering in his heart, Leng Lingtian decided not to mess around with this fox anymore, and stuffed the little fruit into his mouth, before he could taste anything, the fruit turned into a stream of juice and slid down the esophagus, warm in the stomach, Leng Lingtian didn't wait for it to be comfortable, he felt a cramp in his lower abdomen, dead fox, did you take the wrong fruit? Leng Lingtian shouted: "Quick, Lan Yue, take me to the toilet, Lan Yue looked shocked, isn't it, the reaction is so big, Leng Lingtian pulled Lan Yue out of the illusion, Lan Yue snapped his fingers again, and the two reappeared in the living room on the first floor of the small second floor, as soon as Leng Lingtian saw the place, he rushed to the bathroom on the first floor, leaving Lan Yue touching his head in place: "Strange, it shouldn't be such a big reaction." Looking down at the fruit in his hand, a smaller fruit appeared, and the corner of Lan Yue's mouth twitched: Oops, I gave Leng Lingtian two hundred years as fifty years old, listening to the wailing sound in the bathroom, Lan Yue was not calm: "Woo, I'm sorry, people didn't mean it, and then threw the smaller fruit into his mouth to destroy the corpse, Lan Yue decided to hide for a while・・・・・・・・・・
In vain, Leng Ling Tian wailed in the bathroom: "Hey, ahhh・・・・・・・・・・h
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