Chapter 14: Raising a Baby in This Way (I)
It's another day of blue sky and beautiful weather. Thanks to the blessing of his "own son", he began to look at this beautiful world with his own eyes on a rainy night, with green mountains and green waters, and warm winds......
Leaning on King's warm body, he looked at the sparkling Yudai River in the distance on a rainy night......
"King, my son wants to hear you sing."
A lazy voice came from behind, and the body of the king who took a nap rose and fell quickly and violently, this dead woman, relying on the fact that she was a pregnant woman, did whatever she wanted!
The four-month-old fetus still knows how to listen to songs, and liars ghosts! Listening to the complaint of the king in the sea, Yuye slowly explained: "This is called prenatal education!" Kids will be smarter! ”
King turned his head to look at the rainy night lying on his back enjoying the little breeze, and gritted his teeth with hatred, dead woman, you are leisurely!
"Sing it yourself!" King couldn't help but amplify his voice.
After half a ring, a slightly aggrieved voice came from the back on the rainy night: "Okay, I'll sing it to my son myself......"
King's heart softened for a moment as he listened to the sound of the rainy night, but it was quickly replaced by anger. Because, the song of the rainy night sounded: "Grandpa Lin fell from the sky, a handful of old white hair, no teeth, no teeth......"
At that moment, on a rainy night, I felt that the soft and warm "mattress" behind me began to prick people like thorns.
"Dead woman!" A deafening roar rippled through the hillside, carried away by the wind for a long distance.
"Don't scare my son!" Rainy night slid off King's back with his stomach covered, looked at King's bloodshot eyes, didn't feel guilty at all, and took the lead: "Why don't you have the consciousness of being a daddy, just scare me, and scare my son!" ”
King gasped for air, feeling that he would soon have a series of ailments such as heart disease and high blood pressure!
"Something's in!" Rainy Night calmly reminds the king who is about to go berserk, quietly waiting for his reaction.
Hearing this, King quickly regained his usual look, looked at the belly that had been bulging on a rainy night, and liked the little doll in his belly a little more, if it wasn't for this little thing, this dead woman wouldn't know where the teleportation went!
King glared fiercely at the rainy night, looking at the leisurely little appearance, and suddenly became impatient: "Where?" ”
"From the sea!" Rainy night said lightly.
No wonder he didn't feel it, King thought to himself. "Do you know what it is?"
"I don't know."
"Alas-" King sighed, how weakened Rainy Night's mental power was, and asked Rainy Night's opinion: "Do you want to go now?" ”
"Let's go!" Touching his stomach on a rainy night, he said softly: "My son said he wants to go!" ”
King really wants to destroy this duplicitous woman!
……
Looking at the small fish swimming casually overhead, King glanced at the woman beside him with her belly up, and refocused his gaze on the distant water.
"Pirates." King retracted his consciousness and looked at the rainy night.
Elegantly rolled his eyes, and Yuye commented lightly: "It's really full, come to this place where birds don't to dig treasure." ”
Sighing, King is already desperate for this woman, please, there are still a lot of rare birds in the Burial Soul Valley, okay! However, it is true that there is not even bird in the hellish place where you frequent......
Listening to the words of the king in his mind, the corners of his eyes cramped on a rainy night, who taught the king to be like this, and completely picked himself up!
"Put them in your 'little black' and cultivate their sentiments, and then throw them away." After the rainy night ordered, he walked into the depths of the water in a dashing manner, "My son said that he was sleepy, I will go back to rest first......" The words fell, and the white figure was long gone.
King gritted his teeth and looked at the location where the rainy night disappeared, this dead woman!
"Wow! Top dog! The bearded man pointed to the ring of purple lightning that suddenly appeared in front of him, and the people on the deck looked at him in unison, and their mouths opened wide in shock, and they were all dumbfounded, and the ship was pulled straight into the black hole by an unknown force......
"Run! It's going to be eaten! ”
"Haha – there's got to be treasure inside! Treasure! I'm coming. ”
"Row backwards!"
"Go ahead!" ……
King looked at the engulfed pirate ship and snorted disdainfully, "Stupid human! With that, he stepped under the water and disappeared into the blue waters.
"Dead woman, if you sing that broken song again, this king will definitely kill you!"
Lying on the soft mattress on a rainy night, listening to the rambling of the king who followed, he muttered: "Who told you not to sing to my son!" "That's right!
King really has nowhere to fire, only rainy nights, and he has already whipped up without hesitation! There's a small one in my belly!
Hmph, let's settle the account when you give birth to a child! King gritted his teeth and thought so, however, after the little one was born, a certain lion became a full-time dad, how could he still have the strength to find the stubble on a rainy night! That's for later.
"Old man Rabbit, my son wants to see you dance!" As soon as he entered the door, the rabbit who had not yet eased his mind was controlled by the rainy night and danced a "rabbit ballet", raised his paws and tiptoed, twisted his waist and raised his head, and then gracefully turned a few small circles...... The king on the side was so happy that his eyes had narrowed into a line, and he couldn't hide the smile on his face......
The rabbit is still being controlled by the rain and night to turn gracefully in circles, with one word "dizzy"! After bowing and thanking him, the rabbit regained a little clarity, thinking of what he had just done to himself on a rainy night, a good white rabbit, his whole body was blue and purple: "Oriental rainy night!" I'll bite you to death!! King felt the whole Crystal Palace tremble!
The rainy night on the mattress just now is long gone......
And so—
"Stinky bunny! What are you crazy about! King leaped to his feet, dodging the rabbit's broadsword.
The red-eyed rabbit didn't care who was in front of him, and he was slashing wildly with a big knife!! For a while, purple, golden, and silver sparks kept shining in the room, it was really a brilliant firework, looking at the sparks shining above the water overhead, and I continued to sigh on a rainy night.
Touching his lower abdomen: "Son, isn't it good-looking?" Then on a rainy night, I heard a soft and cheerful "ah" in the sea of knowledge, and the smile from the corner of my eyes overflowed the entire pool water, warm.
The two of them in the room were still frantically pkning, strolling leisurely towards the depths of the pool on a rainy night, and the water actively vacated a passage that was enough for a rainy night to pass through guò.
"Son, call Mom!" Rainy night whispered softly and communicated with the little things that appeared in his mind. "Ahh The soft voice really broke my heart, and the rainy night bent my eyebrows, and my whole body was filled with a warm smell, which was completely different from the cold and bad appearance of the past......
"Good, call Mom!"
"Ahh
"Mom—"
"Ah~" Although he knew that the little guy would only "ah", he was still happy to have a friendly exchange with his son on a rainy night.
"It's the old rabbit who danced just now, isn't it beautiful?"
The voice in his head was still excited: "Ah! ”
"The other one is King, King sings very well......"
The excitement remains: "Ah! Ah~"
Yuye smiled even more: "Mom used to secretly hear King sing about Sister Lin falling from the sky, but it sounds good~"
"Ahh~"
Listening to the voice in the sea, Yuye's eyes narrowed into a line: "It seems that son, you also like king singing." ”
"Ahh
Passing through the golden array, looking at the majestic water flow, like the majestic Mount Tai rushing towards him, the rainy night said lightly: "It seems that they all have a good job...... "Stepping into the torrent that can beat people into powder, a quiet, no, this tranquility is also relative, because the ears are still deafening water sounds. It's really noisy, the rainy night frowned, blocked the sound of the outside world, and then continued to chat with his son.
"Son, do you prefer guns or cannons?"
"Ahh
"Like them all?"
"Ahh
"Alright then, let's do a few more."
"Ah~"
"Do you prefer submarines or ships?"
"Ahh
"Like them all?"
"Ahh
"Alright then, let's do a few more."
"Ah~"
"Do you like to run on the ground or fly in the sky?"
"Ahh
"Like them all?"
"Ahh
"Alright then, let's do a few more."
"Ah~"
"It's really my son, I like everything the same as me~" said happily on a rainy night. The soft voice responded cheerfully: "Ah~"
Although there is an "ah" in response, but talking to oneself is really a disease, and it must be cured!!