Chapter 905: Family Star
Long-winded!
When Liu Zaishi heard this, he was stunned in an instant, this blow was too big!
"Yikes! Jun-hee! I'm ~~~~~."
"He has no other advantages in this person, but he talks a lot. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" Yin Zhongxin didn't wait for Yoo Jae-seok to finish speaking, and directly mended the knife, causing a lot of damage to Yoo Jae-seok.
Lee Hyori also looked impatient: "It's so annoying to always talk endlessly!" I don't look at what time it is, or is it that Brother Shi plans not to sleep, so he will go straight to the night work! ”
Belch~~~~~
"O filial piety! What does that mean? I haven't started the competition yet, so it sounds like I'm already going to do night work! ”
Lee Hyo-ri snorted and glanced at Yoo Jae-seok with slanted eyes: "OPPA!" If you keep talking, you really don't need to compare! ”
"Uh~~~~~ I'm sorry, please bear with me a little and start right away." Liu Jae-seok took a breath, calmed down, and then bowed down to apologize, he is also a contestant today, in order not to be selected to do night work, he can only endure it, and then turned his head to ask Lee Hyori about the judging criteria.
"I didn't seem to be prepared for anything." Lee Hyo-ri also put on a serious expression and said, "Let's see how everyone's performance is going." ”
“OK!” Yoo Jae-seok was about to tease Lee Hyo-ri, but suddenly thought of what she had just said, and immediately endured it again, and rarely simply presided, "The first challenger is Kang Dae-sung from Seoul!" ”
"Hello everyone," Dacheng stood up, bowing ninety degrees, looking confident.
Lee Jun-hee has a very good impression of Dacheng today, when he was still in the family before, Dacheng was always a little alienated from him because of Yang Hyun-suk, although he was never bad at politeness, but he was not so close to others.
Unexpectedly, after coming today, Daesung seemed to let go of his knot and took the initiative to befriend him, which made Lee Jun-hee also very happy, after all, he has always been very optimistic about Bigbang.
"Please tell me what you want to do when you come to participate in the Family Star!"
When Dacheng heard this, he put on a sincere appearance and said, "My ideal is to ~~~~~~ to become the face of the song industry." ”
Belch~~~~~
Where does this bear child get his confidence!
Li Junxi and the three of them withdrew their arms from the table at the same time, sat up straight, and looked at Dacheng with a ridiculous expression.
"Become the face of the music industry?" Lee Jun Hee asked, "Are you ~~~~~~ sure!?" ”
"Yes!" Dacheng said with a determined expression.
"Uh~~~~ Okay!" Li Junxi nodded speechlessly, and then asked, "Who asked you to come?" ”
Dacheng was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect Li Junxi to suddenly ask such a question, and Liu Zaishi and the others also laughed speechlessly.
"That's it! Give yourself a short period of time to express yourself. Li Xiaoli was stunned when he saw Dacheng, and hurriedly came out to save the scene.
"Then I'll sing a little Trot." After Dacheng finished speaking, he sang directly like a heartbreak, his voice was hoarse and ugly, and the green tendons on his neck were exposed, which looked like a patient who had been constipated for a month and urgently needed to be released.
"That's it! OK! After listening to two sentences, Li Xiaoli quickly stopped, she didn't know if Dacheng continued to sing, whether anyone at the scene would have a heart attack.
Dacheng stopped unsatisfactorily, and looked at Li Xiaoli's eyes full of resentment, as if to say: Nuna! Let me finish singing!
Liu Zaishi finally held back a smile and looked at the three judges: "Please make a fair comment!" ”
"It's so disturbing." Yin Zhongxin put his hand in his pocket and looked unhappy.
Dacheng laughed helplessly, very satisfied with the effect of his unique singing voice.
"The next time I sing, I hope to be able to open my eyes." Li Junxi said the second.
Daesung is directly ossified.
Li Junxi then made up the knife: "If you close your eyes and can't see your eyes, people won't feel emotion when they enjoy your performance!" ”
"Jun-hee! This is too vicious! Kim Jong Kook, who is also a squinting brother, couldn't help but complain.
Lee Jun-hee ignored Kim Jong-kook and said again: "If necessary, it would be better to make some changes to the eyes!" ”
Liu Zaishi and the others listened on the side, only to feel a cool breath rising from his spine, did Li Junxi practice the poisonous tongue magic skill?
Knock out Daesung with a three-hit combo.
Lee Hyo-ri finally sprinkled a handful of salt on Dacheng's wound: "If you can, it's better to change your dreams!" ”
"Wait a minute!" It took a long time for Dacheng to react from the repeated blows, and seeing that Li Junxi and the three were already discussing the score, he hurriedly said, "I can also sing other styles of songs." ”
"Oh?" Lee Jun-hee made a look of interest and said, "Sing a paragraph to listen." ”
"Today's common topic is Lee Jun-hee's song, you can sing one." Lee Hyo-ri said temporarily.
"Okay." Dacheng turned around and tried his throat, and then his eyes ~~~ Forget it, it should be open, I saw him raise his head slightly, imitating the appearance of Li Junxi when he was singing, but Dacheng's plausible movements caused everyone to laugh.
"Please don't laugh!" Dacheng said to Liu Zaishi and the others with a serious face, "Do you know who I am?" ”
"I don't know! But I know you're going to be defeated! Liu Zaishi immediately replied, in the face of night work that no one wants to do, there is no emotion to talk about, especially now that the weather is so cold, no one wants to be pulled up from the bed to work in the middle of the night.
"Jiang Dacheng XI, please start." Li Junxi knocked on the table and said impatiently.
"Yes!" Dacheng immediately responded respectfully, and then suddenly as if a sheep had a seizure, his body leaned down slightly, one arm twitched, and he sang hoarsely: "Run forward~~~~~~ meet the tears and ridicule ~~~~~~~"
"That's how I sing?" Li Junxi looked left and right and asked speechlessly.
On the side, Li Zhien was already holding his stomach and laughing, and Dacheng imitated it so similarly, but it was too exaggerated.
Liu Zaishi and others were so happy with Dacheng's "self-defeating way" that they rushed to imitate it, and Dacheng's score was not high.
"This friend, Jiang Dacheng, right?" Yin Zhongxin said with a serious face, "Don't be an artist!" Study hard, I gave a score of ~~~~~~~47. ”
Daesung bit his lip, seemingly dissatisfied with the score.
But if you really score according to his performance, this score is really very benevolent.
"It's possible to succeed if you work hard, didn't there be a predecessor of Turbo named Kim Jong Kook before?" Lee Jun-hee comforted Dacheng Dao, "Appearance is not the most important thing, right!" I heard that the senior has now changed his career to become a comedy artist, you should learn more from the experience of the senior. ”
The implication is that it will be more promising for Dacheng to be a gagman directly.
Everyone at the scene, except for Kim Jong Kook and Dacheng, all laughed crookedly, Li Junxi's poisonous tongue, they understood it, I really don't know when he cultivated this skill.
"I give a score of 39!" After Lee Jun-hee finished speaking, he comforted Dae-sung Dao again, "Don't lose confidence, remember the successful experience of Kim Jong Kook's predecessors, maybe ~~~~~ probably ~~~~~ possible!?" ”
It's a question for Mao!
Daesung had already put his hands behind his back, leaned one leg, and looked at Lee Hyori with a nonchalant expression.
"Because the appearance is outstanding!" Lee Hyori's first sentence made everyone turn their heads to look at her, and she herself covered her mouth absurdly and snickered for a while, and then said, "I am also young and have the potential to be a superstar, so the score I give is 80 points!" ”
"Canza Hamida!" Dacheng's face finally got much better, and after thanking him, he walked to the camera where he gave his speech, and said with a ridiculous expression: "What? Mr. Yoon Jong-shin actually denied my future? ”
"Yikes! See what I do? Yin Zhongxin saw that everyone was looking at him, and immediately shouted with a dissatisfied face, which made everyone laugh out loud.
Liu Zaishi looked serious and said, "Brother Zhongxin! It's too much to say that to a child! ”
Yin Zhongxin shouted when he heard this: "What! Ming Junxi just went even further than I said! ”
Liu Zaishi sighed and said, "Brother! That's Lee Jun-hee! ”
Yin Zhongxin was speechless for an instant, and the game continued.
"Below is No. 2 Jinxiu Road XI!" As soon as Liu Zaishi finished the introduction, Jin Xiulu, who was wearing a fancy top, walked out with an unusually coquettish gait, bowing respectfully and saying hello.
"It's very handsome." Lee Hyo-ri said.
"This player is forty years old!" Liu Zaishi immediately dismantled the stage underneath.
Jin Xiulu glared at Liu Zaishi fiercely, and then turned his head and introduced himself with a smile: "I am Jin Xiulu from Anseong, and my goal is to ~~~~~~"
Yin Zhongxin interrupted Jin Xiulu's words with an impatient face: "We are not interested in these!" ”
Lee Hyori also said coldly: "Give you the time to show, let's start." ”
"Inside! I haven't slept for four days and three nights for this performance. "Kim so-ro wants to get sympathy points.
But~~~~~
"Then you can sleep for a while and come back," Lee Jun-hee said immediately, "Next!" ”
"Ah~~~~~~ hehe! Senior Lee Jun-hee is really humorous. Jin Xiulu was stunned for a moment, and immediately said with an embarrassed smile.
"I'm very good at talking!" Li Junxi nodded and said, "But there are three judges here, you only shoot me on the back, and the other two are already unhappy." ”
Jin Xiulu was speechless for a moment, not to mention how entangled he was in his heart.
"Now let's start a joint project and sing a song by Lee Jun-hee." Lee Hyo-ri said with a straight face.
"Yes!" Jin Xiulu immediately responded respectfully, and then took the microphone from the hands of the staff next to him.
"Ahh Can it be like this? Dacheng suddenly walked out of the team with a surprised face, pointed to the microphone in Jin Xiulu's hand and asked, but there was something that surprised him even more.
"Can you still use this?" Daesung pointed to the song machine with a surprised expression.
"We thought you wouldn't use it?" The unanimous answer of everyone made Dacheng scratch his hair helplessly and return to the team speechlessly.
Next, Jin Xiulu's unique singing method of "Old Boy" caused everyone to laugh.
Needless to say, it was naturally another ridiculous comment, Kim so-ro's score of 125 points was far lower than Dacheng's 160 points.
Yin Zhongxin used the sentence "Don't let me see you again" to pull up the hatred.
No. 3 challenger: Liu Zaishi, with the slogan "I want to enter the showbiz", with a pose that makes people curl up with hands and feet, was so angry by Yoon Zhongxin's sentence "Prepare for the next conference" that he was angry, and finally got a score of 130 points.
As soon as the No. 4 challenger Kim Jong Kook came on the field, he had already arrived with a series of blows.
"This is the Kim Jong Kook who has become a comedy artist?" Lee Jun-hee asked in surprise, his relationship with Kim Jong Kook could be ridiculed unscrupulously.
"It's him!" Yin Zhongxin immediately nodded and said, "I know those big arms, which are thicker than my thighs." ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
Kim Jong Kook lowered his head and lowered his eyes, as if he was brewing something, and then suddenly sang "It's so cute from head to toe" and danced the "cute" dance of the year, and came directly to the judging table.
No one expected that the Admiralty Congress would suddenly come to such a hand, and an exclamation suddenly sounded at the scene, is this still the Admiralty Kingdom?
Lee Ji-eun has been watching from the sidelines, and she is already laughing so hard that her stomach hurts, her laughter is not low, but these people are really happy.
"What are you doing here?" Lee Hyo-ri hid his face and said with a smile, Kim Jong Kook's performance completely subverted his image.
"Is this the Kim Jong Kook who had to be persuaded by four or five people for half an hour to dance a dance?" Lee Jun-hee said in amazement, "It's really a big change!" ”
Seeing everyone's reaction, Kim Jong Kook retreated with a flushed face, and he made a lot of determination to do this.
Next, Kim Jong Kook's mosquito singing caused another burst of laughter, and despite his poor performance, Kim Jong Kook still received 100 points from Lee Hyo-ri and 90 points from Lee Jun-hee with his sympathy card because of his status as "Little Master Hecheon".
After seeing the scores given by Lee Jun Hee and Lee Hyori, the others immediately protested, especially the previous first place Daesung, you know, in this game, only the first place has the exemption of night live, and the two scores given by Lee Jun Hee and Lee Hyori add up, Kim Jong Kook is already ranked first.
Everyone unanimously looked at Yin Zhongxin at the end, hoping that he could think of a way.
"Not satisfied with all impressions!" Yoon Jong-shin is also the same as Lee Jun-hee, continuing his poisonous tongue, "And ~~~~"
"Where's home?" Kim Jong Kook suddenly interjected with a serious face.
"Huh?" Yin Zhongxin was startled, and the rest of the words suddenly retracted into his mouth.
"This one lives in XXXXX." Liu Zaishi immediately made a small report.
"If you show your abs, your score will change." Yoon Jong-shin seems to be trying to find an excuse for himself to maneuver.
Hearing Yin Zhongxin's request, there was another exclamation at the scene, this ~~~~~ is too exciting!
Kim Jong Kook was also stunned, hesitated for a long time, and in order to be able to escape the night work, he finally gritted his teeth and revealed his abdominal muscles that were like ribs.
Lee Hyo-ri smiled and lowered his head to hide it, but he kept peeking at it, and Lee Ji-eun also opened his mouth in amazement, muttering, "It's even more powerful than Jun-hee's abdominal muscles." ”
Lee Ji-eun's voice was not small, everyone heard it, and Lee Jun-hee was embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it.
"The score I gave is ~~~~~," Yin Zhongxin said, showing his score, 17 points!
Kim Jong Kook's expression immediately froze, and his eyes stared at Yoon Jong-shin without blinking.
Li Junxi was also stunned, and after reacting, he laughed and hugged Yin Zhongxin's shoulder: "Brother Zhongxin, have a good meal when you go back, and then say 'I love you' to my sister-in-law." ”
The crowd who were already laughing laughed even more exaggerated after hearing Lee Jun-hee's words, and Park Shi-yeon and Lee Ji-eun both squatted on the ground, covering their stomachs with their heads stuffy.
"Yin Zhongxin, I'll go to your house to find you!" This is Kim Jong Kook's closing remarks.
The next to play is Park Hae-jin, this kid is also fighting today, all kinds of skills have been displayed, and finally scored 180 points, and then Park Shiyan, who appeared on the stage, won the hearts of all the judges with her cute singing style, and got the highest score of 210 points, of course, neither of them escaped Yoon Jong-shin's poisonous tongue, and the hatred value of the old man has made him famous.
The last to appear is IU Lee Ji-eun!
Li Zhien's singing skills naturally didn't say, although her dancing ability is average, but she is also passable, this girl really has no talent in dance, but who made her teacher Li Junxi, even if it is a lump of wood, Li Junxi has a way to make her enlightened, and in the end, Li Zhien won a lot of favor for her with her pure and lovely performance.
"90 points!" Lee Hyo-ri couldn't wait to give the score, and she has always admired Lee Ji-eun very much.
Next is Yin Zhongxin, even though the old man is the same as Li Junxi today, he has turned on the poisonous tongue mode, but in the face of Li Zhien's excellent singing skills, he can't continue to have a poisonous tongue, and he gave him the highest score of 80 points tonight!
In the end, it was Lee Jun-hee's turn, and everyone's eyes were focused on him, and they all wanted to hear what Lee Jun-hee, as a teacher, said about his students.
Lee Ji-eun is also looking forward to it, and as a student, she naturally cares very much about Lee Jun-hee's evaluation.
Facing everyone's eyes, Li Junxi couldn't help but smile, and after thinking about it, he said: "Overall, there is still some gap between what I expected!" ”
When Li Zhien heard this, her expression was very disappointed, she also knew that she didn't perform well just now, but who let Li Junxi's other songs be sung by others, and what left her was "The Sea and the Sky", as a girl, although Li Zhien's vocal range is very wide, it is still a little difficult to sing this song.
"There should have been a better performance!" Lee Jun-hee said that he was about to show off his score.
When Li Ji-eun heard this, he pouted and said "quietly": "I'll tell Xiaozhu Oni when I go back!" ”
Thorny ~~~~~
Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and directly cut the paper. (To be continued.) )