Chapter 24: The eldest grandson is fat
Qin Wangfu!
After Chen Yi dismounted, he was completely stunned by the scene in front of him.
Two stone lions stood in front of the gate of the house, fierce and mighty, and one lion was at least as big as a house.
The vermilion gate was closed, with a pair of large golden rings on it, and the door was depicted with a flying dragon, which was ten meters wide.
"Damn it, this house is too big, isn't it?" Chen Yi muttered to himself.
In front of the door stood four straight Xuanjia guards, holding the hilt of their swords, glaring angrily, very majestic.
At this time, the heavy door opened, and a person wearing the clothes of an inner servant bent down and quickly ran to Chen Yi, and said:
"Little prince, please come here!"
Chen Yi nodded and followed the chamberlain to prepare to go in, but found that the Xuanjia black rider who picked him up was walking in the other direction.
"Hey, aren't you going in?"
The leader of the Xuanjia Black Rider heard Chen Yi's question, and hurriedly replied, "I'll wait to go through the back door!"
"The ancient world of all evils!" Chen Yi secretly sighed at the strict hierarchy, but turned to the corner of his mouth and said with a wicked smile: "But I like it!"
Passing through the vermilion gate, the bluestone-paved wide road can be ridden, and there is a black-armored guard every two meters on both sides of the wide road, half-covering the face, looking majestic and solemn.
After walking the wide road, there is a small plaza that divides into two paths that lead together to the lakeside living room.
"Little prince, please!" The waiter stretched out his right hand and bowed to give way, but he didn't go in.
Chen Yi nodded in response, and stepped into the living room by himself.
The scroll and the armor, two things that had nothing to do with each other, hung on the wall, and the place at the head was empty, where the master was seated, and two people sat at the bottom.
Chen Yi, who is middle-aged and has no beard, knows that Fang Xuanling, who is Fang Xuanling, and the other is much younger than Fang Xuanling, who has just renewed his beard, and he is only about thirty chubby.
"Jiang Liu'er is here, hurry up and sit down!" Fang Xuanling didn't dare to hold it up, so he got up directly and saluted.
The man next to him squinted at Chen Yi, and then fiddled with the wrench in his hand, completely ignoring Chen Yi.
Chen Yi also thanked Fang Xuanling, and sat down directly without paying attention to that person.
Just kidding, it's not that you can't do things like hot faces and cold butts, but you can still consider sticking beautiful women, and old men still forget it.
"Old Fang, where are my mother and sister?" Chen Yi sat down, and the first thing he did was to ask Widow Liu and Yifei.
Fang Xuanling's face was embarrassed, and he looked at the man beside him.
"Something happened to my mother?" Chen Yi's face turned gloomy directly, staring at the man beside Fang Xuanling and asked.
Don't talk the fuck?
Chen Yi was so angry that he forgot to bring his own system, and rolled up his sleeves to go up to do someone.
When Fang Xuanling saw this posture, he hurriedly grabbed Chen Yi and urged the man: "Auxiliary, don't pretend to be deep!"
Auxiliary?
Chen Yi suddenly understood, this goods turned out to be the second goods of the eldest grandson Wuji, no wonder they were so casual in the Qin Palace.
But he didn't care, and scolded directly: "Eldest grandson Wuji, don't think that your sister is the princess of Qin, Lao Tzu won't dare to mess with you!"
"Oh?" "Eldest Sun Wuji rolled his eyelids and said, "Then you me!"
"Auxiliary machine, why are you still like a child!" Fang Xuanling hurriedly persuaded him, and pulled Chen Yi again: "Extinguish the fire, it's all your own people, your own people!"
"Brother Xuanling, the younger brother will not be the same as the three-year-old child!" The eldest grandson Wuji did not raise his head, and a pair of eyes seemed to grow on the broken wrench.
When Chen Yi heard this, he directly shook off Fang Xuanling's hand and said, "Eldest grandson fatty, don't ask the master for a while!"
"What?" "Eldest Sun Wuji jumped up from the chair as if he had stepped on his tail: "You scolded me for being fat?"
The corners of Chen Yi's mouth curled: "Hmph, scold you?
"Fuck me?" Eldest Sun Wuji glared: "Beat your ass first!"
As he spoke, the eldest grandson Wuji stretched out his hands at Chen Yi.
"Beat Lao Tzu's ass?" Chen Yi sneered, and the fireball technique appeared silently on the butt of the eldest grandson Wuji: "Why did your ass catch fire first?"
The gorgeous purple brocade robe instantly burned, and a smell of meat immediately wafted out.
"Huh?" Eldest Sun Wuji's face changed greatly, and while slapping his buttocks, he shouted: "Help, help!"
When the sergeants outside the living room heard this, they rushed in with spears and knives.
just came in and took a look, it turned out that the eldest grandson Wuji's buttocks were on fire, but he wanted to laugh but found that it was out of place, and quickly held back.
"Hurry up and find water!" cried the eldest grandson Wuji.
"No!"
The guards ran out of the living room with spears and knives, and went to fetch water with buckets.
Chen Yi smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth: "Please, beg me!"
The eldest grandson's fat man's buttocks hurt severely, and he just wanted to open his mouth to beg for mercy, but when he saw Chen Yi's cheap smile, his heart was crossed, and he gritted his teeth and insisted that he didn't beg for mercy.
Don't beg for mercy?
Chen Yi looked at the guards outside carrying buckets one by one, and seeing that they were about to arrive, he suddenly had an idea in his heart.
Water Polo!
A series of water balls turned into blue afterimages, instantly extinguishing the fire on the buttocks of the eldest grandson Wuji.
The eldest grandson Wuji felt that there was no burning sensation on his buttocks, and he just wanted to take a breath, thinking that it was finally over.
But is that really the end of it?
Chen Yi smiled evilly and asked, "Eldest grandson fatty, is it hot?"
The eldest grandson looked at Chen Yi like a monster, and didn't understand what it meant.
"Master help you cool down, hehe!"
The eldest grandson Wuji listened to Zen's sinister smile, and secretly said in his heart: It's not good!
As soon as he finished thinking about it, the guard carried a large bucket and poured it on the head of the eldest grandson Wuji, who was still smoking on his body.
Chen Yi's heart moved, ice hockey!
The faint blue light suddenly appeared under the feet of the eldest grandson Wuji, and quickly spread upward, with the help of the water poured from above by the guards, in one go.
An all-natural ice sculpture immediately appeared in front of you.
"Old Fang, is this ice sculpture perfect?" Chen Yi said after doing all this, pulling Fang Xuanling to appreciate it.
Fang Xuanling was dumbfounded, why did the eldest grandson Wuji become an ice sculpture in the blink of an eye?
He turned his head and looked at Chen Yi suspiciously, and said secretly in his heart: The old man has been present, but why didn't he see how he made a move?
Guards, you look at me, I look at you, I don't understand that I and others are here to put out the fire, why is the fire extinguished and frozen again?
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and get the charcoal stove!"
The leader of the guard hurriedly ordered the people to carry the bucket out of the living room to find the charcoal stove.
Fang Xuanling looked at Chen Yi for help: "Jiang Liu'er, auxiliary machine...... The auxiliary machine is also the eldest brother of His Royal Highness, or forget it, right?"
Chen Yi waved his little hand, moved a chair and put it in front of Eldest Sun Wuji, and then stood up.
"Eldest grandson fatty, your eyes can still move, if you beg for mercy, you look to the left, if you pretend to be a hero at the hero, then look to the right, the master has no time to play with you!"
After that, Chen Yi asked Fang Xuanling again: "Old Fang, what happened to my mother and sister?"