Chapter 300: Fellow Believers
Looking at Kaka's incredible appearance, the fat man still felt very satisfied: My daughter-in-law is amazing!
After the shock, Kaka frowned and rattled the bell there, trying to crack Li Xiaoman's witchcraft. It's a pity that Li Xiaoman's ability is not in the category of witchcraft, and it is estimated that Kaka has thought about it.
And Li Xiaoman was also very interested in Kaka's ability, but seeing that he was concentrating on it, he didn't bother, and turned to ask Brother Badou about it. The fat man snorted, "You'll know by night—"
It wasn't until lunch time that Li Xiaoman greeted Kaka and asked him if he had any companions, and Kaka's answer was very strange: he brought two companions, but they didn't need to eat.
Brother Badou's interest was aroused again, and he asked a few more questions, but the little wizard just smiled and didn't answer. Probably in his opinion, this fat wizard has little ability, but he has special respect for Li Xiaoman.
Fortunately, Brother Badou was originally making soy sauce, so he didn't care, and opened his belly when he ate, like a storm. Originally, the natives had a good amount of food, especially Brother Badou was the most eye-catching. Kaka also understood: this fat wizard's biggest skill is to eat, right?
Since the conference will officially start tomorrow, everyone will have a leisurely afternoon. The fat man was not idle, and continued to visit those partners who had just arrived, the main purpose of which was to be cheeky and ask for gifts.
There's no way, the two bald orangutans are really not plucked. But you can't ask for other people's things in vain, the two bald orangutans will still bow and salute others.
In the evening, Brother Badou is ready to show his skills, in the name of drinking. Call the Black Tower and both of his clansmen together. These guys are almost drunkards now. Hold the wine bottle every day and don't let go. And a lot of alcohol.
Li Xiaoman also attended the banquet, and in her mind, it was estimated that the fat man was going to get these people drunk, so as not to be an eyesore. But thinking about the amount of alcohol in the Black Tower, Li Xiaoman was really a little worried that the fat man would fall first.
"Get drunk today!" The fat man raised his wine glass and did it first as a respect, while the three people opposite him blew directly into the bottle, and the pride of the natives was unmistakable.
However, the Black Tower also seems to be aware of the fat man's misintentions. So after drinking a bottle, I concentrate on eating the meat, and the bloody beef is burned on the fire, and then I stuff it in my mouth and chew it.
If you are like a ghost, you will have to sleep today--the fat man had a wicked smile on his face, and then the invisible purple qi emitted out, and soon simulated the unique rhythm of Kaka's lullaby. Moreover, he is more hidden, and he does not need to make a sound at all, but directly acts on the eardrum of the listener.
The results are surprisingly good. It didn't even take the fat man to perform a deeper bell lullaby, and the Black Tower and his two clansmen slept so hard that they were all dripping out. They were then carried by two gorillas and thrown into their own tents.
This second general is not a good temper, just like throwing sandbags, but they were stunned and didn't wake up in the Black Tower.
"Hahaha, no one is a light bulb now!" The fat man clapped his hands, and it was done.
But when he looked at Li Xiaoman, the fat man was dumbfounded again: No, why don't you sleep with it!
But this didn't make it difficult for the fat man, he hugged Li Xiaoman to his tent, and then learned Kaka's method to relieve sleep, but he was depressed and found that he didn't know why, but this method failed. The fat man was in a hurry, scratching his ears and cheeks, more anxious than the monkey Xiaoshuai.
I had the intention to ask Kaka to come over to help, but thinking about the young man's simple heart, he must have thought that he was going to do something bad, and he definitely wouldn't help, but it was possible to fight.
There is no way, the fat man can only lie down depressedly with his sweetheart in his arms, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and finally his two hands are not honest, and he can't do anything else, so he can only get over his addiction.
However, when Brother Badou tasted the big steamed buns, he obviously felt that Li Xiaoman's breathing became short, and he reached out and touched his body, which was already slippery. The fat man rolled his eyes, and then used the tricks he learned from Monkey Xiaoshuai, scratching Li Xiaoman's armpits with his hand, this girl immediately opened her eyes with a smile, it turned out that she had woken up just now and had been pretending to be asleep, but the instinctive reaction of her body betrayed her.
"Dare to lie to me, see how I punish you!" The fat man is overjoyed, but it is not certain who will punish whom in the end, because softness can overcome rigidity, this is definitely an eternal truth.
The next day, after breakfast, the tribal meeting officially began, unlike other international conventions, this tribal meeting was looser, there was no formal meeting hall, the natives sat on the ground, and a large platform was set up in the center, even if it was a meeting place.
The seats are not fixed, and they are generally grouped together by the more friendly tribes. The fat man and his gang are relatively small in number, mainly because the barbarian tribe represented by the Black Iron Tower is not popular, except for the chieftain and old wizard of the Santan tribe, there is only the young wizard Kaka.
The venue of thousands of people, and they are all natives who are free by nature, naturally there is no order at all, everyone tears up their voices, talks loudly, and the whole venue is like a big pot of porridge.
The fat man really opened his eyes this time, it stands to reason that there are two gorillas squatting behind him, which is conspicuous enough, but it is not enough to see here, not far from them, there is a chief leading two hyenas, real spotted hyenas, see who is with whom to bare teeth.
It wasn't until a wizard with a leopard sat down next to him that the two hyenas stopped and lay on the ground to nibble on the grass.
And the leopard, after seeing an old wizard riding a lion in the field, was also honest and honest. Brother Badou can see that the conference seems to be loose, but in fact, the organizers have already arranged it, and everyone with pets has come to their side.
Regardless of the purpose of the organizers, the fat man welcomes this kind of initiative anyway: they are all like-minded people, and more exchanges should be made.
Before the conference opened, the fat man stood up and began to stroll. Monkey Xiaoshuai also followed behind with a monkey's head, and when he saw the male lion squatting, the little monkey began to grimace, causing the lion to roar.
The wizard holding the lion muttered a few words, but fortunately, the fat man could barely understand the language, so he nodded at the people with a smile: "It's okay, I'm honest with this monkey." Won't cause trouble. ”
said that the monkey is handsome and honest. Isn't this staring and talking nonsense? Didn't you see it pull grass from the grass and throw it on the head of a lion?
Forget about beckoning cats and dogs, the consequences of provoking the lion can be more serious, the male lion is obviously not good-tempered, roared, opened his mouth and pounced towards the monkey Xiaoshuai, startling the people around him to roll and crawl, and panicked for a while.
When the little wizard saw that Monkey was in trouble, he stood up and prepared to rattle the bell. Last night, Monkey Xiaoshuai slept in his tent, and Kaka was very fond of this clever little monkey.
But before he could make a move, he saw that Monkey Xiaoshuai had jumped onto the back of the male lion, combing the male lion's mane with his hands, and the lion also seemed to enjoy it, squatting there, his eyes squinted, and his throat made a purring sound.
I thought it was a fierce fight. It ended peacefully, and the staff of the organizers naturally breathed a long sigh of relief. However, watching the lively natives is a little unenjoyable: just mentioned a little bit of excitement!
In the body of the native, in addition to the simple blood, there is also savage blood-
The owner of the male lion, the old wizard who also had long hair and looked like the golden lion king, was also full of surprise, of course, his lion knew best, usually except for himself, others could not get close at all, let alone a hairy little monkey?
Even the fat man was amazed: good boy, he actually mobilized the purple qi in his body to appease the lion, is this considered blue?
Although the purple qi in Monkey Xiaoshuai's body is very weak, the lion's resistance to it is not big, so it is easy to win the lion's favor, if it is replaced by a fat man, it is estimated that the male lion will definitely not appreciate it, unless it is after being injured.
The two animals became partners, and the fat man naturally got together with the golden lion king, and he could lead the lion to participate in this kind of party, and he was also a fellow believer, and he should be close to him.
The Golden Retriever Lion King didn't pay much attention to it at first, but when he found out that the two bald guys were gorillas, he couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic, and soon got into a hot fight with the fat man.
In the same way, the one who leads the leopard, the one who leads the hyena, and the one who has a big python wrapped around his body, etc., all get together, and you and I talk about it word by word, and the topic is of course inseparable from their respective animal partners.
That's right, in their minds, those animals are not pets, but real companions. It is especially pleasant to communicate with these people, because they all have a common premise: that is, they love their partners very much.
"Big brother, where are your friends?" Seeing a middle-aged black guy discussing for a long time, but not seeing the animal companion he brought, the fat man couldn't help but ask.
The old man was wearing a wide robe, and when he raised his sleeves and squeaked twice in his mouth, he immediately poked out a small head from his cuffs, small crescent-shaped ears, and a pair of big round eyes in dark circles and looked around curiously.
The fat man covered his nose: "Dude, you actually keep weasels as pets, don't let the stinky fart smoke us-"
Li Xiaoman next to him couldn't help but poke the fat man's waist and eyes, and whispered in his ear: "Is that a meerkat good-"
As if to show contempt for the fat man, the meerkat also opened its mouth and yawned, then spat out its little scarlet tongue.
"It's worthy of being called a meerkat, and it looks really cute." The fat man said twice, he didn't have a lot of animal knowledge, so he made this kind of oolong.
The people around him laughed heartily, and it was worth the trip to meet so many like-minded people.
While they were talking, they suddenly heard an agitated drum beat coming from the middle platform, and saw that dozens of Zulu men had begun to dance the war dance, which also indicated that the conference was about to begin.
The fat man stabbed the little wizard Kaka next to him, and translated through Li Xiaoman: "The leading Zulu wizard is not very particular, and he actually sprinkled medicinal powder during the first two bonfire dinners, shall we also give them some eye medicine?" ”
Kaka shook his head, indicating that the drum beat was too loud, and his bell was only afraid that the effect would be greatly affected, which was also the biggest shortcoming of his witchcraft.
"Let's join forces—" The fat man pulled Kaka, twisting his body to the beat of the drum, and walked over to the audience—(To be continued......)
PS: Hehe, three hundred chapters unconsciously, thank you for all your support, it's not easy, and look at and cherish it-