When the ceremony was over, it was past noon, and the next was naturally a big feast. On this occasion, of course, the other guests are superficial, but the fat man is in a good mood, with a great appetite, and the dishes are more exquisite. Under his leadership, several babies also ate with small bellies.

And the first lady withdrew after a symbolic toast of wine, although she was amiable, but with her present, the others Alexander, even more could not let go.

Brother Badou and Li Xiaoman were able to come together through hardships, and this one had the greatest credit, so the fat man was also grateful, but he couldn't think of anything to repay. Originally, people really don't lack anything. There was no way, Brother Badou had to keep this kindness firmly in his heart.

At this level of banquet, communication is greater than eating and drinking, and the guests are also quite inspired by the two prospective aunts of the Li family, and most of the topics stay on how to cultivate the next generation. Perhaps for them, this kind of ideological understanding is the biggest gain of this trip.

A drinking feast was dissolved, and in the end, only the three families and their closest relatives and friends were present, and the banquet was removed, refreshments were served, and chatting together.

The fat man also saw some eyebrows and eyes, although Li Tiejun and Li Xiaonan had already regarded him as a brother-in-law and brother-in-law, but the elders of the Li family, starting from Old Man Li, to Li Huanghe and his wife Yang Hongyu, still had a grudge against the fat man.

I'm marrying a daughter-in-law, not an old father-in-law's mother-in-law and grandfather--the fat man can think about it, so he doesn't make much do with the old generation, so why bother with a cold face and a hot ass.

But the king is blind, and there are so many, anyway, I am in-law with you. It is a flat level. Don't be afraid of you. So he grinned. Eat and drink, talk highly, and fly spit.

Speaking of which, when it came to Shouyang Mountain Forest Park, the blind man Wang turned to Old Man Li: "His uncle, I see that your body is not old and hard, and I fainted when I said that day." Why don't you go to your grandson-in-law's forest park for a while, and keep your body as tough as the old squad leader! ”

It's not like a pot that can't be opened. Old Man Li frowned, pretending to be physically tired, and wanted to go home to rest. The blind man was really enthusiastic: "His uncle, I will also go with you, I have nothing to do with you to chatter, talk about some old sesame seeds and rotten grain, and relieve your boredom." ”

It's annoying to Old Man Li, but I can't get rid of it. In fact, the blind man is also like a mirror in his heart: Aren't you annoying me, then I will sway in front of your eyes every day, until you are no longer annoyed! Spread his skin-wrenching in-laws. The Li family is also unlucky enough.

After sending off the Li family, the old squad leader and Old Man Lei also went back to the courtyard to rest. The fat man led a few babies, and at the invitation of William's parents, he went to the big hotel where William's family lived. At first, the fat man thought that they would be relatives in the future, and he was ready to move around more, but later found out that the old nobleman was playing the idea of monkey handsome, and after arriving at the hotel, he always touched and asked Monkey Xiaoshuai to leave Mobao.

A big family like him, of course, is not short of money, and it seems that he does like the works of the monkey master; However, the monkey master painting is mainly based on the mood, the randomness is relatively large, tossing for half a day, the big thing is also tired, to the hotel, directly to the bed to lie down, sleep straight snoring, it seems that the old nobleman's mind is in vain.

In the chat, the old nobleman hopes to visit the Badou Museum before returning to China, in addition to understanding the ancient oriental culture, the main thing is to pay tribute to the oil painting "Missing", the cooperation between Gauguin and Van Gogh two masters, really made the old nobleman heartbeat, and even in a joking tone, asked the fat man if he was willing to endure the pain and transfer this "Missing" to him, and the price was casually raised.

Brother Badou really wanted to slaughter this old fat sheep, but "Missing" must not be shot, this painting involves a grand plan for him in the future. So he smiled and played Tai Chi with the old nobleman: "I heard that in the British Museum, there is a collection of the "Female History Atlas" of the Tang Dynasty, if you exchange it for the Female Historian, then I can consider it-"

The old nobleman could only shrug his shoulders when he heard this, and even Her Majesty had no right to trade the collections in the British Museum. In particular, the "Female History Atlas" is the representative work of Gu Kaizhi of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and it is as famous as "Luo Shen Futu". At present, there are only two copies of the original: one is stored in the Palace Museum, which is a copy of the Song Dynasty and is of a relatively poor level; The other one is preserved in the British Museum, which is a copy of the Tang Dynasty, which can better reflect the style of the original work, and has always been a treasure on the desk of Emperor Qianlong. Later, the British and French forces sacked the Old Summer Palace, and this national treasure fell to Great Britain.

Although the deal was not negotiated, Brother Badou secretly made up his mind: one day, I will invite the national treasure back!

Subsequently, after spending two days in the capital, after everything was arranged, Brother Badou and his party embarked on the journey home. As for the courtyard side, the blind man stayed quite comfortably, so he stayed here for the time being. Before leaving, Brother Badou repeatedly told his father to feed the two dogs, Biaozi and Huzi.

Huzi is okay to say, he is more obedient, but Biaozi is more out-of-the-box because of his temperament, so the king is blind and looks at this guy wrongly.

Although there is one less blind man, there are more Li Xiaoman sisters and William's family, so the car is even more lively. According to Li Xiaoman's meaning, he still has to play in Beijing for a few more days, but the three children are about to start school.

Depart in the morning and return to the nursing home at noon. The old people in the courtyard had already gotten the news, and they all craned their necks at the door to look around. The fat man was the first to jump out of the car, and he said a few times in his mouth: "As soon as I came back, I was waiting at the door, and I was a little embarrassed to wait——"

"Smelly beauty, we are waiting for Xiaoman girl!" Wu Lao Er is also on the nursing home because the school has not yet opened, and of course he is unceremoniously criticized for the fat man who pretends to be amorous.

Those old men and old ladies also nodded happily, making the fat man very depressed: "Is it good to give some face, there are still foreign guests in the car-"

Seeing William get out of the car, everyone pouted: "These are all old acquaintances, and they are pretending to be foreign guests!" ”

However, when William's parents got out of the car, the old men and old ladies were also a little dumbfounded, and William smiled and introduced to everyone: "This is the old revolutionary." I poured a urinal for him; This is the King of Rags. Father, don't play cards with him......"

After Li Xiaoman got out of the square bucket truck. The old men and ladies burst into cheers, which made the fat man a little jealous. The old ladies hula surrounded Li Xiaoman, you said a word to me, the fat man listened attentively, it turned out that they were teaching Li Xiaoman secrets. As for the content of the cheats, of course, how to train his fiancé.

Hearing that even kneeling instant noodles were said as tricks, the fat man hurriedly went over and shouted: "Whoever spreads this kind of rumor again will confiscate her cats and dogs in the future!" ”

As a result, the old ladies looked at it with blank eyes. Then dragged Li Xiaoman away, went back to the house and said something considerate, even Li Xiaonan was dragged away, on the grounds that foreigners are open-minded and unreliable, if you can't control it, then it's okay!

Only Brother Badou and William were left looking at each other at the door: It seems that they will suffer in the future.

But before they could feel sorry for themselves, Rhubarb rushed out of the nursing home to welcome them, and saw that the cats and dogs that had moved from the courtyard were also integrated into it, and the fat man was completely relieved: he knew the Li sisters' temperament best. Definitely not going to be taught bad by those old ladies. Speaking of which, those old ladies are also kind. It is not the whole person method that is taught, but the real way of getting along with husband and wife, and these experiences are somewhat beneficial.

The only thing that made the fat man not very satisfied was that at night, Li Xiaoman was also detained by an old lady Wu, and he was not given a chance to be alone with Xiao Mantou. However, Mrs. Wu's reason is also very sufficient, saying that she wants to teach the Li sisters some special things these days, so there is no need for the fat man to worry about it.

When she saw Li Xiaoman the next morning, when the girl saw the fat man, she avoided it with a flushed face. Later, when Brother Badou inquired, he found out that the old lady's family had opened a brothel before liberation, which made Brother Badou feel furious: I won't lead the head of my family's little steamed buns to the evil road, right?

The fat man's worries were unnecessary, because what this old lady Wu taught to the Li sisters was an ancient boudoir technique. When the fat man realized the beauty of this secret technique, he also specially gave Mrs. Wu a pair of jade bracelets - this time it was definitely A goods, not the kind of 50 yuan a piece.

Because there were foreign guests, at breakfast, the chef also asked the fat man if he needed to bake some bread and squeeze some goat's milk. Brother Badou blinked his little eyes: "Follow the local customs, and let them experience the charm of traditional Chinese breakfast." Besides, goat's milk isn't enough for the bottle to drink—"

The chef smiled and went to steam the buns, and according to his estimates, the latter was the main reason. As the bottle continues to grow, this guy's belly is also blowing like air, and the few dairy sheep that produce milk in the nursing home can't supply him, and the little lamb is so hungry that he bleated every day.

Sure enough, the old nobles and noblewomen from Great Britain drank soy milk, bit big buns, and ate small pickles, and they were very sweet. And at the dinner table, they also saw the bearded Henry. They are all Caucasians, so they are naturally very close. Seeing Henry squeaking and drinking corn paste, the old nobleman also came to a bowl, and it felt good, and the rice fragrance was very strong.

During the conversation, I learned that the raunchy guy in front of him was the painter Henry, who had recently become famous, and the old nobleman was even more interested. As an aristocrat, music and painting are compulsory subjects, so I have special respect for this type of talent.

After seeing Henry's work, the old nobleman immediately bought four paintings without hesitation and threw them away for nearly a million euros, without blinking an eye. This also made the fat man greedy: Sure enough, it's an old fat sheep, why do you say that Monkey Xiaoshuai is so unlucky, he knows how to climb trees and walls all day long, you can get a few more paintings, so as to generate more income for the nursing home!

But a few years later, when Henry's work rose to several million euros per piece, the fat man also saw from the market that the old fat sheep had bought the painting from Henry, and the price had increased more than tenfold compared to when he bought it. Only then did he know that the old fat sheep was really not the kind of nouveau riche who was stupid and had a lot of money!

But the fat man who benefited the most was the fat man, because of the proximity to the water, his museum kept more than half of Henry's works, and they were never sold to the public, so anxious that those foreigners waved money and screamed - (to be continued......