Chapter 336: The Birth of "Wife Control".
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"Humph!"
Seeing Xu Deyu's well-behaved appearance like a little rabbit, the faint flame in Xu Lao's heart, which was already almost invisible, burned as if two barrels of boiling oil had been poured on him, and his face was full of dislike for Xu Deyu's fearful appearance. Of course, he will never say it, so he can only find a way back from another aspect.
"Little Wu, tell me, how old are you this year? People who are 26 years old in the new year, and they are not those three-year-old ignorant children, who finally go home once, and go to bed from morning to night, every day in addition to eating is sleeping, you are not afraid of becoming a piglet? However, when the piglets grow fat, they can still kill and sell meat, what can you do when you get fat? Really, how could our old Xu family have such a lazy person as you? I really don't know that it was Xiaojuan who called you every morning, so you got up for morning exercises? Even when I was eating, I smelled the aroma and ran over like a big dog, and after eating, as soon as the bowl was put down, I went back to my room to sleep! I'm still alive, and you're going to think of yourself as an uncle? Yes? ”
"Don't tell me that you're not in good health, and you're busy day and night before the New Year, so your schedule hasn't been adjusted yet, it's not an excuse! Anyway, your body is weak, can you have Xiaojuan who hasn't exercised much since she was a child, let alone trained in the army? Even Xiaojuan can prepare meals for everyone after completing the daily morning exercise, and even the Fu family kid, who eats white food, will help do what he can, such as washing vegetables, cutting vegetables, washing dishes and cleaning up the kitchen. What about you? Do you calculate, in the past 26 years, how many meals have you eaten, and how many times have you been in the kitchen to help? ”
Xu Deyu: "......" entered the kitchen as a person with the title of "Kitchen Terminator"? Still not in the kitchen? It's up to you to choose! Although it is said that when he was young and frivolous, he once drilled into the kitchen every day with the idea that "failure is the mother of success", until all the dishes and chopsticks liked by the elders in the family were broken, and even the kitchen utensils in the kitchen were all changed several times, and then he had to accept such a tragic ending unwillingly when the elders blew their beards and stared at their eyes.
But, grandpa, can you look at me with disgust every time you meet, reprimand me every now and then, and poke my heart every time, I really have to ...... Is it really your real grandchild?!
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As if sensing the slanderous words in Xu Deyu's heart, Xu Lao couldn't bear it anymore, and when he didn't need to endure it anymore, he didn't hesitate to give Xu Deyu a few punches on the head, and after successfully beating off Xu Deyu's skin that gave people a docile little rabbit-like feeling, he said with satisfaction: "We won't talk about the rest, just mention that Xiaojuan went out shopping during this time, have you ever helped once?" Even the Fu family kid can play the role of a porter, and you, Xiaojuan's own brother, actually went to his bedroom to sleep in the dark......"
Xu Deyu, who couldn't figure it out for a long time, let alone why he was being trained, finally understood where the suffering he suffered today came from when he heard this.
So, when he noticed that Xu Lao had said such a long list of words and his mouth was already a little dry, Xu Deyu cleverly handed over the brewed tea and said with a flattering smile: "Grandpa, you drink tea first to moisten your throat." ”
It is said that "reach out and don't hit the smiling person", not to mention that Xu Lao is just deliberately looking for a fork, and now, after the depression in his heart was vented, Xu Lao took a sip of tea, and then said with a disgusted face: "Tsk...... How old are you, you can't even make tea, and next time you won't spoil my big red robe! ”
"Yes, Grandpa." Xu Deyu doggedly helped Xu Lao to sit on the sofa, then stood behind Xu Lao, and sneered: "Grandpa, you must be a little tired after you exercised just now, I'll press it for you, relax your muscles, right?" ”
"Hmm." Xu Lao seemed to inadvertently glance at Fu Lao, who was watching this scene, with envy, jealousy, hatred and other feelings in his eyes, and the villain in his heart rolled happily: Well, although those stinky boys in his own family have countless shortcomings and often do things that make people dizzy, but, when it comes to filial piety and intimacy, he is really something that all the old men of the family can't enjoy.
"It's a good technique, how long have you been learning?"
"Grandpa, with your grandson's talent, why do you need to learn this? Just watch someone else do it once! Xu Deyu, who was rarely praised by Xu Lao, immediately cocked his tail, and he simply forgot that Xu Lao was just deliberately showing off in front of Fu Lao, and it was also out of the compensatory psychology of taking the opportunity to find a fault and reprimand him just now, so he would say such words.
"Beware of arrogance and rashness." Xu Lao glanced at Xu Deyu, fortunately, he had been familiar with Xu Deyu's temperament for many years, otherwise, when he was younger, he would definitely be dizzy with anger by Xu Deyu, who couldn't even distinguish the meaning of other people's words.
However, after all these years, Xu Lao also knew that Xu Deyu was such a character, and it was impossible to get it back, so he could only accept such an established fact in desperation. Fortunately, whenever a "second goods" like Xu Deyu wants to do something, he will always get help from some nobles, intentionally or unintentionally, otherwise, Xu Lao would never dare to let Xu Deyu study law, which is the most likely to offend people invisibly, and also allowed him to partner with Wen Jiaqing to open a law firm.
This, probably means that every elder will have a complicated relationship with the younger generation that they don't know how to say.
As early as when Xu Lao reprimanded Xu Deyu, Xu Lijuan, who avoided in the kitchen with Fu Jianbai, with the help of Fu Jianbai, not only sorted out all the things in the two big boxes, but also took out apples, oranges, watermelons, grapefruits, oranges, dragon fruits, small tomatoes and other fruits from the refrigerator, and spent three minutes to make a beautiful fruit platter that people were reluctant to eat at all, and then found a tray, and then put a pot of brewed fruit flower tea and three teacups: "Brother Fu, Help bring out this fruit platter, and tell Grandpa and Grandpa Fu to only pick up one or two pieces of each fruit to eat, so as not to be unable to eat it when the next meal comes. ”
"Okay." Fu Jianbai answered, brought the tray to the living room, and relayed Xu Lijuan's words as it was, and then retreated to the kitchen with the stunned expressions of Xu Lao, Fu Lao and Xu Deyu.
When the kitchen door was slowly closed in front of the three of them, and when Fu Jianbai followed Xu Lijuan's instructions and brought the vegetables needed at noon to the bottom of the water faucet to be cleaned, the three of them finally came back to their senses, and then you looked at me, I looked at you, and they were a little speechless to each other, and they didn't care about mocking the rabbit apron on Fu Jianbai's body as usual, and the cold breath on Fu Jianbai's body didn't match it at all.
Xu Lao, who thought that he could take advantage of Xu Lijuan's busy kitchen to eat a few more pieces of his favorite fruit, couldn't help but be discouraged: "I said, Old Man Fu, other people's families are 'husbands and women', are your children preparing to 'women sing and husbands'?" ”
"I'm already very calm, isn't there any 'sister control' now? In my estimation, according to the current situation, there is no need to wait for Xiaojuan to marry him, and he will become a new generation of 'wife control'. ”
Fu Lao took a piece of apple cut into petals, admired it for a while, and then said: "Xiao Juan's hand is skillful, this kid doesn't know how many pillars of high incense he burned in his previous life, so he can find Xiao Juan, not to mention her appearance, and a girl with good cooking skills as a girlfriend." ”
"That's ......" As soon as I heard someone praise Xu Lijuan, even if the person who praised it was Fu Lao, an old friend, Xu Lao still raised his chin, his face was full of pride and self-satisfaction, and he once again told about the past related to Xu Lijuan.
Wife control?!
I didn't expect that Fu Jianbai, who has always given people the feeling of "not happy with things, not sad with themselves", and was unanimously given the title of "cold-blooded madman" by outsiders, would one day be put on the hat of "wife control" by his grandfather!
Tut...... It is really necessary to let those who still treat Fu Jianbai as a "god" to listen to it, to see if they will also worship Fu Jianbai as a god in the future, anything that Fu Jianbai doesn't like, there is no problem in doing it in private, but he definitely doesn't dare to do it in front of Fu Jianbai, let alone use scheming against Fu Jianbai.
Once this kind of "god man" fell from the altar and peeled off the mysterious shell, he still felt like an ordinary person inside...... No matter how you think about it, it feels so sour.
But!
Wait a minute......
Xu Deyu raised his head suddenly, looked at Xu Lao, who was talking, and Fu Lao, who was still dancing like Xu Lao when he heard the excitement, and the sadness in his heart instantly turned into a river.
If he had known that the old man was going to talk about these things again, he should have taken a small plate again, picked up a few fruits and ran away.
Now, I can't escape if I want to, I can only continue to make a good rabbit and listen to this Xu Lijuan, which is about to be repeated every other time by Xu Lao, but every time he tells it, he will make it up and change it beyond recognition, and even his own brother, who watched Xu Lijuan grow up, will inevitably have a "past" feeling of "illusory".
Glancing at the interested Fu Lao, Xu Deyu lowered his head silently, and sure enough, the phrase "what kind of person makes what kind of friend" is indeed very reasonable.
Lying on the sofa, curling himself up into a ball, giving people a kind of sleeping cute little appearance of jingle, in fact, he is just pretending to be asleep, the ears are erected high, not only recording all the conversations between Xu Lao and Fu Lao, but even the changes in the expressions of the two elders have not fallen, not to mention Xu Deyu's small actions of relying on the posture of bowing his head to avoid the thoughts revealed in his eyes from being accidentally noticed by others!
At the same time, Xu Lijuan in the kitchen was also instructing Fu Jianbai to make dim sum.
"Brother Fu, use a fine sieve to sift the flour into the basin like me......"
"Use an egg white separator to separate the egg yolk from the egg white, then beat it with a whisk at high speed for three minutes, and add a spoonful of sugar to it to make the egg white clear and expand to the point that it will not fall off if you take the basin upside down."
"Beat the egg yolk with the medium speed button, add a teaspoon of sugar and beat for another minute......"
Every time Xu Lijuan took a step, Fu Jianbai also gathered all his mind and followed aside, making sure that every step was exactly the same as Xu Lijuan.
While paying attention to the materials in her hand, she also paid a little attention to the actions in Fu Jianbai's hands from time to time, so as not to rescue Xu Lijuan in time before Fu Jianbai wasted a material, and a sly smile hooked up at the corner of her mouth.
Yes, after discovering that Fu Jianbai couldn't distinguish between soy sauce and vinegar, sugar and salt, the most basic seasonings, although he could ensure that each dish had the characteristics of color and fragrance, but when he arrived at the taste, he was miserable, and he couldn't correct it with all his might, Xu Lijuan moved her mind to the pastry.
- She didn't believe it, with her personal guidance, Fu Jianbai could still put the wrong seasoning when there was no soy sauce and vinegar used in desserts at all, and there was almost no contact with salt except for sugar.
It's a pity that there are some alternative kitchen idiots in this world, and Fu Jianbai is one of them.
"Ah, Brother Fu, that's coconut flour, not sugar!" Inadvertently looked back, and happened to find that Fu Jianbai actually used the coconut flour he bought today as powdered sugar, ready to add it to the pasted egg yolk, Xu Lijuan hurriedly stopped: "The sugar is here, we have already taken it out just now, Brother Fu, why did you take down the coconut flour on it again?" ”
"I don't know."
Fu Jianbai pursed his lips, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his dark face, and he didn't know how to explain this strange situation, so he could only mutter: "In the past, when the army was training in the wilderness, the meat I roasted was very tender and had a very good taste, and everyone liked to eat it. Therefore, he thought that he had also lit up his cooking skills, but as a result, he accidentally came to Xu Lijuan!
Xu Lijuan didn't miss the flicker of loss in Fu Jianbai's eyes, so she immediately changed the topic and said, "Then, let's eat barbecue another day, just try your stunts." ”
"Okay." Fu Jianbai responded loudly, scooped up another spoonful of sugar, and was about to put it in the egg yolk, but was stopped again by Xu Lijuan, who had already prepared.
"Brother Fu, we already let go of sugar just now." Xu Lijuan is a little weak, is this the second or third time?
"I think I put a little little sugar just now, so I want to add some more, so that it doesn't taste good." Fu Jianbai explained innocently, in this way, it also explained why he had repeatedly put his hand into the sugar jar, and also wanted to put together all the things that should be separated, such as coconut powder, chocolate powder, red bean paste, and blueberry jam.
This kind of behavior of wanting to start running before learning to climb makes Xu Lijuan not know whether to praise Fu Jianbai for having "innovative" ideas, or whether to feel that Fu Jianbai is worthy of being an all-round special forces king who jumped to the rank of lieutenant general at a young age, and can "draw inferences" from one case to another under any circumstances.
In the end, under Fu Jianbai's gaze that once again showed a gloomy expression, Xu Lijuan had to press down on her chest for those undeserved feelings, and resolutely excused Fu Jianbai: "Brother Fu, you are much stronger than my brothers, at least, I will never dare to let them touch these things, you don't know ......"
"......" Xu Deyou, Xu Dehui, Xu Dehai, Xu Deyao and Xu Deyu, who were deliberately betrayed by their own sister, if they knew that when they started to act, Fu Jianbai had slowly invaded Xu Lijuan's life in his own unique way, not to mention, if Xu Lijuan could let down her guard against others and tell their stories in a "spitting" tone, she would definitely want to immediately run to the wilderness and raise her head and howl a few times, in order to vent the nameless frustration in her heart. It will breed a strong hatred of frustration and regret that cannot go back in time.
So, on an intentional and unintentional basis, the atmosphere in the kitchen became harmonious and harmonious again, and Fu Jianbai, who had received some information from Xu Lijuan, obediently took the knife from Xu Lijuan's hand, and then took the meat pieces that had been cleaned and filtered on the side and cut them.
Under the cooperation of the two separately, ten dishes were prepared in just one hour, not to mention, and no less than ten kinds of small pastries were baked. Such a fast efficiency made Xu Lijuan once again glad that she abducted Fu Jianbai to the kitchen to give her a hand, otherwise, if she wanted to do this before, it would take as little as one and a half hours, and as long as two hours.
At twelve o'clock, Xu Lao, Fu Lao, Xu Deyu, Fu Jianbai and Xu Lijuan sat around the dining table again. As usual, Fu Jianbai still didn't care about eating by himself, took a few shrimps, peeled off the shrimp shells, dipped them in the sauce and put them in the bowls of Xu Lao, Fu Lao and Xu Deyu one by one, and then handed the shrimp that he had peeled again in his hand to the sauce and handed it to Xu Lijuan's mouth, and after Xu Lijuan ate a whole shrimp, he casually took a chopstick of meat and put it in his mouth to chew, but picked up a shrimp again in his hand and peeled it off......
Even during this period of time, this scene has been repeated countless times, but every time he watches it, Xu Lao still feels speechless for a while, if it weren't for the girl who was taken care of like this is his little granddaughter Xu Lijuan, who has been loved and cared for nineteen years, he would really spit out a few words unpleasantly.
Of course, in fact, when I first saw Fu Jianbai feeding Xu Lijuan in such an intimate posture, Xu Lao, who was not pleasing to the eye Fu Jianbai slowly invaded Xu Lijuan's life, had already vomited without hesitation, and I didn't know how many times he tossed Fu Jianbai in private, but neither Xu Lijuan nor Fu Jianbai took his words seriously, and even Fu Jianbai calmly and calmly dealt with all the schemes from Xu Lao, and his relaxed posture made Xu Lao sulk secretly more than once!
…… This kind of scene of watching his good granddaughter being abducted step by step by a wolf who seems to be stupid, but actually has more eyes than anyone else, makes people feel sad to think about it.
Not to mention Xu Lao, even Fu Lao was a little sad when he first saw such a scene, feeling that his good grandson who had been raised for 27 years was taken away by others, but, soon, Fu Lao, who was aware of Xu Lao's thoughts, snuffed out all his thoughts that he shouldn't have, and took pleasure in watching Xu Lao's face change, and secretly thought that Fu Jianbai was really "powerful" more than once, and praised Fu Jianbai's good means more than once in private, and hinted that Fu Jianbai continued to work hard, In order to be able to marry an absolutely excellent girl like Xu Lijuan home as soon as possible.
Only Xu Deyu, who doesn't have a girlfriend yet, lowered his eyes silently, not daring to look at this kind of "show of affection" scene that was about to blind his eyes, but he sang in his heart again: Big brother, second brother, third brother and fourth brother, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone......
After the dishes were full, Fu Jianbai cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and cleaned up the kitchen as usual, and Fu Lao finally had time to ask the doubts in his heart: "Xiaojuan, those paper bags you mentioned today are full of clothes, right?" ”
Hearing this, Xu Lao's originally lazy expression was swept away, and his eyes looked at Xu Lijuan with intent, and even Xu Deyu, who originally had a casual expression, immediately withdrew his mind, looked at Xu Lijuan with anticipation and hope, and wondered which clothes Xu Lijuan had bought for them.
"Uh......" Xu Lijuan lowered her eyes slightly, not daring to meet the burning eyes of the three of them, and said in a low voice: "I found that Brother Fu has been wearing military uniforms, so I called Mrs. Qian some time ago and asked her to help order a few sets of clothes. I originally wanted to ask Mrs. Qian to make a few more sets of clothes, but I found that Mrs. Qian did not have a suitable style there, so I planned to go again next time. ”
…… After saying so much, isn't it just a sentence - Xu Lijuan only thought of Fu Jianbai, and didn't think of them at all!
Xu Lao flattened his mouth, and was about to make a sound to show his grievances, but looking at Xu Lijuan, who was so shy and embarrassed that he couldn't wait for the ground to suddenly crack a crack, and then ran to hide inside, he could only swallow the words that reached his throat again in his stomach. However, this did not prevent him from glaring at Fu Jianbai, who was busy in the kitchen, fiercely, and then in line with the idea of "you can't find the small one, you can also settle the account if you find the old one", and once again fought with Fu Lao, who was being surprised.
Xu Deyu looked at this, looked at that, and in the end, he continued to disguise himself as a pilaster, so as not to accidentally touch the bottom line of the two old men, Xu Lao and Fu Lao, so that there was a situation of "fire at the city gate and the fish in the pond" again.
Xu Lijuan raised her head, glanced at Fu Lao and Xu Lao quickly, and then quickly added: "The other twenty or so paper bags contain the clothes that Brother Fu bought and gave me. ”
…… What the?!
Xu Lao and Fu Lao glanced at each other, and both saw the surprise and disbelief in each other's eyes. Even Xu Deyu, who disguised himself as a pilaster on the side, couldn't help but exclaim, and after successfully attracting the attention of everyone present, he hurriedly put down the action of covering his lips, and explained with a smile: "I just didn't expect Xiaobai to be so generous." But I secretly sobbed in my heart: Phew, if you are really generous, why didn't you give Xu Lijuan clothes before, but I only sent them after visiting the supermarket with Xu Lijuan countless times? After receiving the clothes sent by Xu Lijuan, in order to balance the sour and unhappy feelings of that kind of big man, I made the decision to send clothes to Xu Lijuan!
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