Chapter 083: The Joy of Eating Soft Rice
Mu Shuang'er is just a little policeman who has just worked for less than two years, and she can actually drive a Wrangler, obviously her family is quite rich! Therefore, it is understandable that she does not put 10 million in her eyes!
"Hey, I said...... Isn't your family rich? While driving, Jiang Shaoyou turned his head to look at Mu Shuang'er and said, "I haven't even seen more than 10 million in my eyes, so don't you have at least 100 million family properties?" β
Mu Shuang'er looked at Jiang Shaoyou vigilantly when she heard this, and said, "Why are you asking this?" Is there some intention? β
Jiang Shaoyou nodded and said, "Yes...... I'm very intentional, if your family has hundreds of millions of family assets, I can consider whether to chase you down, and then I can enjoy the pleasure of eating soft rice? β
Mu Shuang'er glanced at Jiang Shaoyou with disdain and said, "Are you a little out of the way?" You say you'...... has hands and feet, and has a skill, and actually wants to eat soft rice! Besides...... Even if you want to chase me, this girl has to look up to you! β
Jiang Shaoyou rubbed his nose depressedly and said, "You don't like me? Can't look down on me...... Why did you call my husband all the way? I thought you had secretly promised that I wouldn't get married! β
"You want to be beautiful!" Mu Shuang'er said triumphantly: "I called your husband to take advantage of you, you know?" After Miss Ben takes advantage of you, she will immediately eat and wipe it clean, turn around and leave, she will never be responsible for you, and she wants to marry this girl! Hum...... Just like you...... I think we'll have to rebuild it at least seven or eight more times, or there's still a glimmer of hope. β
Jiang Shaoyou said angrily: "What do you mean! Why do I have to go back and rebuild? Dude, what's wrong with me? Even if it can't be called the wind and wind of Yushu. Demure, at least he can be regarded as a handsome guy, right? How many senior sisters and sisters in the school want to soak me, I don't even look at them, how can you go back to the furnace and rebuild! β
"Just blow it!" Mu Shuang'er pouted and said, "It's up to you...... There are so many senior sisters and sisters going to soak you? Feed...... I said those seniors you said wouldn't be from a school for the blind, would they? Otherwise, how could they be blind to you! β
"Hey, hey, hey...... Don't talk nonsense! When people look at me, do they have a vision? What is like you...... The whole thing is a violent person, I ask you...... Do you know what love is? I don't know, do you...... Ha ha...... Alas...... Let's have something to say, without pinching people...... Oops......"
The two fought all the way, and unconsciously came to the door of the substation, Jiang Shaoyou parked the car in the parking lot, got out of the car with Mu Shuang'er, and was about to hand over the car keys to Mu Shuang'er, and then when he took a taxi to leave, he saw Mu Shuang'er wave his hand and said: "Okay, husband, you can drive the car away first, anyway, we must do that thing tonight, I will get off work at five o'clock in the evening, and then I will call to book a room in the hotel first, and then drive over to pick me up when the time comes, We're not going to see you anymore! β
Jiang Shaoyou frowned when he heard this, and said, "What will not be seen or dispersed!" I didn't promise you to do it today! I can drive the car first, but I won't necessarily come to pick you up at night! β
"You're not coming to pick me up?" Mu Shuang'er saw that Jiang Shaoyou actually dared to refute herself, and immediately habitually pinched the soft flesh under Jiang Shaoyou's waist with three fingers, and with dark energy in her hands, she said as if she was saying sweet words in her mouth: "Husband, don't let people down!" Anyway, I'll book a luxury suite worth 8888 at Chunjiang Hotel in a minute, if you don't come to pick me up, it's a waste! β
"Click-"
"Ouchβ"
As soon as Mu Shuang'er finished speaking, he heard a crisp sound behind him, and when he looked back, he saw a male policeman standing there dumbfounded and looking at the two of them, and in front of him was a broken flower pot.
Behind the male policeman, two other uniformed policemen were getting out of the car, and they were shocked by the conversation between Jiang Shaoyou and Mu Shuang'er......
"I'll ...... The goddess of hot hands actually already has a husband! β
"Tonight, the goddess of hot hands is going to spend a good night with a mysterious man at the Chunjiang Hotel......"
The gossip spirit of modern people is omnipresent, and the meager birth of mobile phones has enriched the channels and speed of spreading gossip.
The conversation between Mu Shuang'er and Jiang Shaoyou just now was really shocking, but Mu Shuang'er's colleagues listened to it again, so in less than a minute, Mu Shuang'er would open a hotel with someone. Fang's gossip news immediately spread throughout the public security system of Ershamen City......
When she was in the car before, Mu Shuang'er once again brought up the issue of asking Jiang Shaoyou to adjust the balance of her two uneven sized pigeons earlier. When Jiang Shaoyou was chatting alone with the two masters before, he also asked for advice about Mu Shuang'er's case.
The two masters each put forward some solutions to what they are good at, Chen Baohua's solution is of course a prescription, he personally designed a recipe for Jiang Shaoyou, but this recipe is not a decoction for people to drink, but a boiled ointment, after the ointment is boiled, apply some in the palm of the hand every day, use the method of Chinese medicine massage, rub vigorously on the small pigeon for about fifteen minutes, insist on more than half a month, it should have obvious results.
Chen Baohua said that his recipe is different from those messy emulsions on the market, this ointment is absolutely safe and has no side effects, and the effect will not rebound.
It's just that this ointment must be combined with the techniques of traditional Chinese medicine massage, and reasonably stimulate the various acupuncture points near the pigeon, so that it will have a better effect, if it is simply applied, it will have no effect.
Although Jiang Shaoyou wrote down the recipe given by Chen Baohua, he didn't plan to use it for Mu Shuang'er...... In other words, even if he wants to use this method to treat Mu Shuang'er, he has to be willing! It's not a matter of pinching two handfuls through your clothes, and you have to massage it for 15 minutes every day. However, the kind of traditional Chinese medicine massage technique is not known to ordinary people, and it is even more impossible for Mu Shuang'er to massage herself by herself. So...... This approach is only an alternative.
The solution given by Zou Changchun is acupuncture, acupuncture breast enlargement has existed since ancient times, but although Zou Changchun is also very good at acupuncture, he is more focused on acupuncture therapy related to bone setting, he has heard of this acupuncture method of breast enlargement, but he is not very familiar with it, so he did not give Jiang Shaoyou a detailed explanation, but he recommended Jiang Shaoyou to find Professor Ma, I believe that Professor Ma is knowledgeable and will definitely know.
It was precisely because of this matter that he already had some eyebrows, so when Mu Shuang'er was urging again in the car just now, Jiang Shaoyou promised to find time to treat her in the next two days, but ...... But she didn't expect Mu Shuang'er to be so anxious, and forced Jiang Shaoyou to cure her tonight!
As for what Mu Shuang'er said about opening a room in the hotel...... Of course, it's for the convenience of treatment! It's impossible to treat the problems there in public, right? And Mu Shuang'er is inconvenient to take Jiang Shaoyou home, and Jiang Shaoyou can't bring Mu Shuang'er to Zhou Ruoshi's house, think about it, if you want to be treated, you can really only go to the hotel to open a room!
But who would have thought that these topics that were originally nothing would be said on an inappropriate occasion, and they would be spread into peachy news!
Jiang Shaoyou saw that he was in danger of being watched by people if he stayed here any longer, so he didn't bother to talk to Mu Shuang'er anymore, so he got into the car directly, stepped on the accelerator, and drove the Wrangler for a ride again......
Of course, this scene was seen by the gossip gods of those sub-bureaus, and they had to quietly YY again. And this matter came and went, and then it was somehow rumored that Mu Shuang'er and a little white-faced man were playing in the parking lot of the sub-bureau!
Of course, such a violent topic is at most a private exchange, but no one dares to spread it to the meager level, otherwise they will definitely die a miserable death!
But no matter what, because the Wrangler was driven away by Jiang Shaoyou, the rumors that he was Mu Shuang'er's boyfriend had already been confirmed.
To know...... The Wrangler of the Spicy Hand Goddess is the premier car in the substation, but no man has ever been lucky enough to sit in her luxury car, even if the director of the substation asks her to borrow it.
But...... Now the man who has an unknown relationship with the goddess of hot hands actually drove the Wrangler away alone...... But it's understandable to think about it, if the relationship between these two people has developed to the point where they can drill a bed together, then what is the value of sharing a car?
In order to deal with Mu Shuang'er's pass, Jiang Shaoyou drove directly to Professor Ma's house after leaving the sub-bureau, but when he arrived at the place, he only saw Professor Ma's granddaughter Yang Mei at home, and only found out when he asked...... In order to handle the patent of the quenching process of Heixingzi, Professor Ma only received a notice this afternoon and flew to the capital.
It's no longer a problem...... Professor Ma went to Beijing this time, and it is estimated that he will not be able to come back in five or six days, and Mu Shuang'er is so anxious, is it possible to wait for Jiang Shaoyou for five or six days?
Could it be true that you can only use the method taught by Master Chen, using the techniques of traditional Chinese medicine massage, to slowly knead Mu Shuang'er's pigeon?
Recalling the soft and slippery feeling when he inadvertently caught Mu Shuang'er's pigeon before, Jiang Shaoyou couldn't help but feel itchy in his heart, thinking that if Mu Shuang'er didn't mind, his practical Chen Baohua's method of treatment would be safer and more reliable. Of course...... This kind of treatment is definitely an irresistible temptation for Jiang Shaoyou.
It's just that Jiang Shaoyou is a little worried...... I don't know if he really wants to say this to Mu Shuang'er, will that violent girl simply pull out a gun and collapse him...... The woman had said before that when she returned to the precinct, she would fill her gun with bullets first, so that she ...... If Jiang Shaoyou dares to annoy her again, she can directly shoot for the people!
Dizzy...... How did he become a scourge? Buddy is a young and promising young man, okay?
If Jiang Shaoyou hadn't driven Mu Shuang'er's Wrangler before, then he would probably have disappeared directly, delaying this period of time first, and then waiting until Professor Ma returned to Shamen.
But...... Why was he so cheap just now, and drove out of someone's car again, so ...... Now Jiang Shaoyou is always bad to drive a luxury car worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to play missing! Otherwise, it is possible to be directly used by that violent woman to take advantage of her position!
Get...... You forced me! If it really doesn't work, let's have a massage therapy!
Thinking of this, Jiang Shaoyou immediately gritted his teeth, and had the posture of letting go of this old face and seeking rich benefits for his hands, and then drove directly to the nearby Chinese medicine room, and according to the prescription given by Chen Baohua, he grabbed ten pairs of medicinal materials for making zuΓ²feng cream in one go.
Anyway, it's not easy to boil this thing once, so it's better to boil it more, even if Mu Shuang'er refuses to use this method to treat, these ointments can also be given to Zhou Ruoshi, or Li Siqi......
Somehow, when he thought of the effect of this ointment, Jiang Shaoyou's first thought was Zhou Ruoshi's pair of super elastic suckling pigeons, thinking that if he could expand its scale a little more, it would definitely be even more perfect......
As for Li Siqi...... Anyway, every time Jiang Shaoyou treats her for breast cancer, he also has to pinch the pair of little suckling pigeons and toss them a few times, and then give her a little extra benefits, so that her already spectacular suckling pigeon will grow up a little more, presumably Li Siqi's lily girl should not refuse!
Thinking of this...... The corners of Jiang Shaoyou's mouth involuntarily swayed a little obscene smile......
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