Chapter 459: The Wild Boar's Pounding Egg
At least, Xu Dong believes that there are many things left over from extraterrestrial life in this world.
If we look at myths and legends that seem to be full of loopholes, they are a kind of vague record, and there are many things that may not be difficult to explain.
Xu Dong thought so, but Xu Dong didn't dare to say it, and he didn't want to say it, it would make people feel even more incredible, even more ridiculous than if there was really a "Jade Emperor" in the sky.
Xu Dong didn't want to go to that kind of trouble.
It's just that the fat guy is talking nonsense, but he enlivens the atmosphere that originally had Xiao Killing.
Although he suffered an inexplicable attack and injured Lu Gang, there was no movement outside the camp for a while, which means that at least everyone is safe so far.
What is most important to a person who is a bodyguard, is to be free and easy, to be bold, to face life and death, but also to talk and laugh freely, otherwise, when there is danger, cry and cry, or bury your head in the sand, then what kind of bodyguard, and what kind of knife licking blood business.
Therefore, when the danger passed, everyone's mood calmed down, and gradually they began to talk and laugh.
It's just that a few people are just relaxed, and the alarm device over there suddenly makes a "jingling" sound.
And, in the blink of an eye, there were several sharp pig cries, but they were deeper and louder than the pig's.
There is no need for Yuan Shijin to say more, everyone knows that the trap set by Yuan Shijin and Lu Xuan caught a wild boar.
However, everyone had just experienced an inexplicable attack, and everyone didn't dare to be careless at all, but immediately copied the guy and held it in their hands, and looked fixedly in the direction of the pig's cry.
After a while, seeing that there was no other movement except for the pig's cry, Yuan Shijin wiped a handful of sweat and muttered: "It's not good, it's a wild boar, this thing is difficult to deal with!" ”
When the fat man heard that it was a wild boar, he also became excited, and said with a smile: "Teacher Fu, do you think of a wild boar?" I heard that wild boar is delicious, and we can sell live wild boar there for dozens of yuan a catty, but it is not big, and the largest is only fifty or sixty catties! ”
Yuan Shijin stopped the fat man, listened attentively, and said: "Be careful, my rope sleeve can't control the wild boar, and it will break it in a while, besides, this wild boar may be hundreds of catties in size, listening to the voice, it is full of energy, not like a little wild boar!" ”
After the wild boar was caught in the rope, it made a sound of angry screaming in the struggle, and after a while, it became a little hurried, and the fat man, Lu Xuan and several other people ran over a little impatiently, with sticks in their hands, machetes, and flashlights, and tall and strong people held guns and walked cautiously in the front.
The fat man approached slowly, and shouted excitedly: "It's still a wild boar, everyone come and surround it, kill and eat the whole roast pig!" ”
Yuan Shijin suddenly frowned and shouted, "Everyone should be careful......
However, Yuan Shijin's voice was completely muffled by the fat man's excited roar and the wild boar's cry.
Yuan Shijin turned his head to Xu Dong and said: "Xiao Xu, you have to be careful, this is not a little wild boar, it is also very lethal!" ”
In fact, Xu Dong has also heard that the wild boar in the forest has thick skin and thick meat, and it likes to rub and itch on the trees when it is fine, so that the resin is coated on the body, forming a layer of natural armor, even if it is a shotgun bullet, it is difficult to enter, if it is pressed, the wild boar is also quite powerful, and when it encounters a few big wild boars, it is said that even the tiger will be afraid of a few points.
As the saying goes, one pig, two bears and three tigers is talking about this situation.
Yuan Shijin carried a machete and shouted at the fat man and the others: "Don't face the wild boar......"
But when the fat man was excited, where could he hear Yuan Shijin's voice? Just shouting and screaming towards the place where the boar sound came from.
In the past, Lu Xuan and others often went hunting wild boars with their friends, but in those mountains in the mainland, because the living space was not large, the big wild boars were only fifty or sixty catties, and the small ones were generally twenty or thirty catties.
So this also cultivates that when they see a wild boar, they will go to the siege without scruples.
Besides, these guys, almost all of them are some bloodthirsty people, they have just been attacked inexplicably, and they were injured, but they didn't even see what the opponent looked like, and they all had a breath of fire, and suddenly a wild boar came out to die, and a few people didn't vent the evil fire they were holding back on this wild boar.
Suddenly, the wild boar came out from behind the tree, and the rope that Lu Xuan had placed on its front feet was still covered, but the trap ejected the branch had no effect on the wild boar, and it was pulled out of the mud after a few struggles.
Seeing people besieging again, the habit of wild boars is that when they encounter danger, they will attack wildly, and now these five or six people are shouting and besieging it with sticks and knives, how can they not be angry?
In the blink of an eye, the wild boar rushed towards the fat man.
The wild boar that came out was brown, as big as a domestic pig, at least more than 100 pounds in weight, two big fangs came out of the mouth, which is completely different from the domestic boar, and the wild boar did not seem to have any fear of people, when rushing to the fat man, that kind of energy made people think, it was afraid that it was going to make a big hole in the fat man's belly!
The fat man was startled, fortunately, Lu Xuan, Zheng Ping, and Gao Dazhuang next to him, Lu Xuan held the machete and slashed at the neck of the wild boar, poof, Lu Xuan's machete left a shallow white mark on the neck of the wild boar, the wild boar was not hurt much, but the armor on the wild boar was cracked, and the knife was almost bounced back, but the wild boar closed its eyes, lowered its head, and still hit it deadly.
"Bang bang bang" a few sounds, "ah, yo, ah" sounded, Lu Xuan and Zheng Ping gave the wild boar a mouthful, and in the blink of an eye, they fell to the ground, although the wild boar was stopped, but the wild boar howled, and then arched to the fat man who fell to the ground with his mouth.
Tall and strong holding a shotgun, watching the wild boar run in front of him, but he didn't dare to shoot, shotgun bullets, generally used scattered bullets, the distance is so close, Lu Xuan and Zheng Ping are still lying on the ground, this shot, the wild boar may not be killed, but Lu Xuan and Zheng Ping are sure to suffer.
The fat man saw the wild boar rushing directly towards him, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Why are you eyeing me......"
The habit of wild boars is to fight and resist when they encounter danger, never to die, and have a strong sense of revenge, because the fat man was the most arrogant at the beginning, and he was the first to rush to it, and now he wants to find the fat man, of course, it is not surprising.
Xu Dong looked at the fat man's danger from a distance, and couldn't help shouting: "Oh no, fat man...... Come on! ”
But where can the fat man be fast at this time, a pig's mouth, always behind the buttocks, and from time to time to push up, all of which scared the fat man to death.
The fat man ran two more steps, and finally the wild boar that was caught up arched firmly on the fat man's buttocks, and the fat man's whole person suddenly flew up, and he flew towards Xu Dong.
As soon as the fat man landed, the wild boar would immediately pounce and continue to attack the fat man.
At the last moment, Xu Dong took a step forward, stretched out his hand, caught the fat man, put it aside, and took out the stick with his other hand, aimed directly at the wild boar's mouth, and gently picked it up.
The wild boar was immediately picked upside down by Xu Dong, but the wild boar turned over, got up, turned his head, and pounced on Xu Dong unrelentingly.
Xu Dong aimed at the wild boar's mouth again and stabbed it with a stick, but he didn't expect the wild boar to be red and dizzy, and actually bit Xu Dong's stick in one bite.
It's just that Xu Dong can clearly hear the clear sound of "rattle" and a few broken teeth, Xu Dong took advantage of the situation and flipped his wrist with a stick, and originally wanted to take advantage of the situation to poke forward again, but at this time his arm was stretched straight, and he couldn't poke an inch forward.
The wild boar screamed in pain, and it was a lot of teeth that were broken, and it was made bloody in the mouth by this stick, and he couldn't help but quickly let go of the stick and retreated several meters, which made Xu Dong lose the opportunity to pick it again.
Xu Dong saw that although this blow was successful, it only hurt the fur of the wild boar, and then, the injured wild boar might be even more crazy, so he had to quickly pull the fat man to flash to the side, but the wild boar had already focused on him, and screamed "...... and rushed over.
Xu Dong held the fat man in his left hand, and before he let go, he held the stick in his right hand and slashed twice, but he didn't hit the vital point of the wild boar, and in a panic, the wild boar came to the front.
At this time, Xu Dong simply put away the stick in an instant, stretched forward with one right hand, and grabbed the top flower skin of the wild boar violently, and grabbed it into the top flower skin of the wild boar with five fingers.
In an instant, the wild boar went crazy and wanted to get rid of the hand inserted in his head, Xu Dong didn't dare to let go, so he had to press the owner tightly to the ground, and then let go of the hand holding the fat man, and then free his left hand to beat the wild boar.
At this time, Lu Xuan and Zheng Ping both got up, a machete, a wooden stick, and stabbed the wild boar's buttocks together.
The wild boar has thick skin and thick flesh in other places, and it is difficult to cut into it with a knife, but the asshole is a relatively "weak" and "soft" place, you can take this opportunity to stab the wild boar to death, otherwise when the wild boar gets out, it will be a big trouble, and the wild boar will be entangled endlessly after being attacked.
As everyone knows, although the knife and the wooden stick stabbed into the boar's butt together, the pig would not die at once, but looked at Xu Dong with his life, trying to get rid of the pain in his buttocks.
However, at this time, Xu Dong waved his left hand and only lightly punched the side of the wild boar's eyes, and immediately, Xu Dong could feel that this punch had entered the wild boar's head.
The wild boar did not make a sound again, and fell to the ground.