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When Tangtang and Little Hulu were five years old, they were already like a villain, and they had all kinds of strange ideas in their heads. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Adults think they are little kids, talking and doing things, and sometimes they don't shy away from it.

But one day, when Mu Xiang and Helian Sheng rolled the sheets, they suddenly broke in, and everything seemed to have changed.

"Dad, why are you pressing your mother?" Xiao Tangtang blinked her big grape-like eyes, and her two little fat hands were propped up on the edge of the bed, looking at her naked father with a look of ignorance.

Helian Sheng's face was black and it was about to rain, when they broke in just now, he only had time to pull the quilt and cover Mu Xiang, and his naked half body naturally fell into the eyes of these two babies.

Mu Xiang shrank in the quilt and didn't dare to show his head.

His red face, full of loving eyes, has not subsided, how can he face his son!

"Didn't you two go to the academy? Why are you still here! "Just because the two of them went to school, so he dragged the lady to the bed to play adult games, who knew that they killed again, this will be him and the lady have not been separated, braked halfway, depressed want to kill.

"Oh...... That's because the school is on vacation today, and I forgot to tell you, Dad, the flesh on your body is so hard," the little gourd viciously stretched out his index finger and poked his father's arm, the arm poked was not enjoyable, and he poked his chest again, and had a lot of fun.

Helian Sheng was furious, slapped his little hand away, and roared angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier during the holiday, why didn't you say it when you went out!" ”

He felt that he was calculated by the two of them at all, and he still remembered that when he sent them out, he was serious, and he didn't suspect it at all.

Sugar Candy blinked innocently, "We want to play hide and seek with you, Dad, are you also playing hide and seek with your mother?" But we've all found you, why do you still cover your face? ”

"Stupid

！ The little gourd raised his hand and patted the back of Tangtang's head, and said seriously: "You are so stupid, my mother is shy, not hide-a-boo." ”

"Oh, I see," Sugar Candy made a look of sudden realization, "but why is my mother shy?" ”

At this point, they both looked at Daddy's waist, that is, in the direction of the quilt.

Helian Sheng's face was so black that he could drip ink, these two little ghosts, singing and drinking, were clearly deliberately looking at Lao Tzu's ugliness, "If you two talk nonsense, you will bear the consequences!" ”

Yin Yi threw out a sentence, he simply didn't get up, pulled the quilt up, turned over, lay down, and scooped Mu Xiang onto himself again.

The person who was originally covered in the quilt was suddenly lifted.

This made the little villain who had just wanted to retreat because of his father's words, and the evil factor in his heart immediately floated again.

"Mother, what's wrong with your face and neck? Why are they all red and mosquito-bitten? Sugar Candy continues to play ignorant.

Xiaohulu slapped him again, "You are so stupid, where did you get the mosquito now, it was bitten by my father at all." ”

"Oh...... It turned out to be bitten by my father, "Sugar Candy smiled and met the eyes of the old lady who wanted to eat people, Mom, it's terrible, the old lady won't be angry, right?"

Playing insidious with my father and mother, they will always follow the principle of accepting it when they see it, otherwise the end will be very miserable.

No, after saying the last sentence, the two of them tacitly turned around to run.

Mu Xiang glared at Helian Sheng hatefully, seeing him pillow his arm and looking like he was watching a good show, he was really angry.

I was angry in my heart, and I didn't have a good face for these two little bastards.

"You two can do it, you have learned to play with the old lady, are you very proud to tease this circle?"

Before he ran away, Mu Xiang didn't care about the quilt on his body, grabbed a person's ear with one hand, and carried the person back.

Tangtang and Xiaohulu are definitely the most troublesome second ancestors in the whole capital, the palace, the fourth prince's mansion, the sixth prince's mansion, and several old men in the family, who are played by them all day long.

Except for the wood incense, even the emperor couldn't lower them.

This will be the old lady grabbed the pigtails, and they hurriedly apologized and flattered each other.

Helian Sheng watched the play happily, and his body under the quilt was even more happy, but the lady's naked body couldn't be shown to the two boys.

Therefore, taking advantage of the efforts of the mother and son to quarrel, he did not hurry to put on a top for Mu Xiang, as for the bottom shirt, he didn't need to wear it for the time being!

"Mother, we were wrong, don't pull it, if you pull it again, it will become a trick, it's ugly!" Although Tangtang is only five years old, this little mouth is amazing, and he can speak well, which is not even comparable to the little gourd.

Mu Xiang snorted coldly: "There is no defense against the wind, the old lady should raise a donkey, come, learn two donkey calls to the old lady!" ”

The two babies looked at each other, they were all silent, they didn't want to do it, and the ghost was willing to learn to bark on a donkey!

Mu Xiangyan smiled and approached their little faces, "Whoever learns to bark on a donkey, who will be released by the old lady?" Quick, learn two tones to listen. ”

The little gourd poked the sugar candy, which clearly meant to encourage him to learn.

How can Tangtang pay attention to him, if he doesn't learn to bark at a donkey, he will be beaten by his mother at most, if he learns to bark at a donkey, he will lose his dignity as a man and lose his life.

"Don't want to learn?" Mu Xiang looked down at the upper body that was already dressed, smiled evilly, and suddenly raised his hand to pounce on their clothes

"Oops, my mother is crazy, run!"

I don't know who shouted, their ears were unclamped, they slipped like loaches, turned around, and disappeared.

Mu Xiang was stunned, then shrunk into Helian Sheng's arms, laughing wildly.

These two boys are really her enemies, and they are not afraid of scaring their father.

Helian Sheng hugged her body, broke her little face, and printed a kiss fiercely, "They ran away, and the husband is still standing here, what are you going to do?" ”

Mu Xiang glared at him with disgust, then lowered her head and bit him the chest, "What should I do, do it cold?" ”

Helian Sheng's handsome eyebrows slowly bloomed into a sexy smile, "It's hot inside and out, how can it be cold?" ”

"I hate it, the more I learn, the worse it gets, I even dare to say this kind of meaty words, say, do you see the new emperor marrying one beautiful girl after another, and your heart is itching? I warn you, if you dare to marry the younger, the old lady will cut you first, and then run away with her son......"

Her unfinished words were choked by Helian Sheng in a whimper.

Although it is daytime, but the love is deep, and naturally I can't help it.

Plus on weekdays, there are two tricksters.

His Royal Highness King Xiang's aggrieved thoughts have lasted for a long time.

Sometimes he really wanted to stuff those two boys back into Mu Xiang's stomach in order to be quiet.

Here, the ears and temples are grinding in the Qingfeng Courtyard, and outside the courtyard, Helian Xin and Helian Shu, who don't have to go to school, are about to become the two evils of the Xiangwang Mansion.

No, just ran out of the house, one dragged the bench, the white eagle stood on the shoulder, the other pulled the second generation of Heibao's little Heibao, and Heibao also rode a fiery red sable on his back.

If you want to talk about this gameplay, I still heard it from Mu Xiang.

The king of the mountain occupies the mountain as the king, blocking the road and blackmailing, and the things he does are too majestic, these two little babies listened to the nonsense of storytelling yesterday, and today they were kicked out by their mothers.

There's nothing to do, of course, looking for something exciting.

In the alley where Xiangwang's Mansion is located, the people who come in and out are either rich or noble, not princes, and they are also first-class officials in the court.

Jiang Zhenting, the protector of the country, is not doing well these days.

is old, has a bad temper, and Jiang Rong has suddenly become a waste, which makes him even more physically and mentally exhausted.

Because of hatred, he treats Mu Xiang even more like fire and water.

In the court, he had no arguments, and in private, he was extremely troublesome with her.

So he often walks around here, and it is also a helpless choice when there is nothing he can do.

Today, he still came to stroll, and saw two little babies sitting on a small bench, one leading a dog, and an eagle and a mink squatting next to him, standing with an imposing waist, how to look at this picture, how to have a sense of joy.

Of course Jiang Zhenting recognized who they were, looking at the closed gate of Xiangwang's Mansion in the distance, Jiang Zhenting thought about it, he couldn't retaliate against Mu Xiang, and it was not bad to have her son whole.

He pretended not to see anything, and walked towards him.

"Stop!" When Helian Shu approached, he suddenly stretched out a small hand, put on a small face, and said very seriously.

Helian Xin struggled to cross his little fat legs, with a hanging look on his face, and he didn't say a word, basking in the sun, squinting, and looking at Jiang Zhenting

This old man, he and his brother both know each other, and he has always been against their mother.

Now it's in their hands...... Hehe! There is something he suffers from.

Jiang Zhenting was surprised by these two yellow-mouthed children, and when they roared out, they had a bit of momentum.

He had never dealt with Xiaowa in his life, and after thinking about it, he decided to put away his arrogant and cold momentum, tried his best to keep his voice low, and smiled at them kindly, "Who are you?" Why do you want to tell the old man to stop? ”

Helian Shu despised him fiercely in his heart, he thought he was teasing a three-year-old child! Pretending to be like this, he is not afraid of disgusting death.

Thinking so in his heart, Tangtang wouldn't say that, he knew exactly what the five-year-old baby should have.

Blinking his big innocent eyes, Helian Shu smiled very purely, "Grandpa, don't you see that we are blocking the road and robbing us?" Second, how did you say that? ”

Hearing this second child, Helian Xin's beautiful little face was ugly, but considering that outsiders were present, he didn't care about his brother, "My mother said, the mountain is king, the mountain is mine, the tree is mine, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" ”

Helian Shu patted Xiao Heibao's head proudly, "Grandpa, did you hear clearly?" We are mountain bandits! If you don't give money, be careful that I let the black treasure bite you! ”

In fact, the black treasure is only a little big, and it's almost the same to let it be happy, but as for biting, it really doesn't have that aura.

Jiang Zhenting's old face couldn't be darker, this is the little cub educated by Mu Xiang's woman, and he is really like her, arrogant, unreasonable, and vulgar.

Suppressing the anger in his heart, Jiang Zhenting put on what he thought was the most kind smile again, "The old man doesn't have any money with him, if you want silver, you can go back with me to get it, my house is not far from here, do you dare?" ”

The Helianshu brothers glanced at each other and did not immediately reply to his words.

Jiang Zhenting became more and more proud, "Oh, it turns out that you two are so timid, then forget it, it's a big deal, I'll just go another way, you continue to block the road!" ”

In fact, he guessed completely wrong, the two of them looked at each other, not discussing whether to go or not, but the ghosts and spirits reached a unanimous decision.

"Grandpa, you wait," Helian Shu pulled the little fat dog and caught up with Jiang Zhenting, "What are you anxious about, we haven't finished talking yet, aren't you just going to your house to get the silver, don't you don't believe it, otherwise I will let the dog bite you." ”

Helian Xin also ran over, and dragged his small bench by the way, "Then let's go, do you have a lot of silver in your house, can we take it?" ”

Jiang Zhenting smiled meaninglessly, "Naturally, you can take as much as you want, and you leave like this, aren't you afraid that your father and mother will worry?" "Abducted these two little babies and went home, and when they returned home, they were locked up again, so that Mu Xiang's dead girl went crazy.

"They are busy making villains, so they don't have time to take care of us," Helian Shu had already run to the front, shaking his chubby little hands. Hearing their words, he muttered disdainfully.

These two babies are the little overlords in this area, and when they go out, they are like a king patrolling the mountains.

They don't like people to follow, and even if they do, they have a way to get rid of them, and they often give those people a headache, and then over time, the people who are secretly protecting will only show up when they sneak out of the city.

Generally around the palace, you can't see it if you want to, these two boys are too thieves.

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