ps: Thank you for the tips of several old friends such as Xiu Zhentu, Xie Zhixiu, Broken Intestine Man at the noodle stall and Headwind! It's broken! Thank you for your support!

"Because Superman's ** is worn outside, and Batman's second goods are directly worn on the inside! Wha...... Ha...... Ha...... Gah-"

At first, Hua Dashao was still laughing proudly, but gradually he realized that something was wrong, and everyone looked at him with wide eyes and expressionless faces!

"That...... Why don't I change it? Hua Dashao said cautiously.

Li Feng said helplessly: "Change to a normal one!" ”

"No problem!" Hua Dashao realized that the scale of his answer just now was a bit large, but fortunately, Xu Wenjin did not show any disgust, which is a great luck in misfortune!

"Listen up!" Hua Dashao's brain started quickly, and the second question instantly appeared in his mind, "In the history of China, which historical figure is the most underwhelming?" If you want to name someone, you have to tell why! ”

Wu Dandan immediately replied subconsciously: "Cao Cao? Because he's a traitor! ”

"That's not right!"

Wang Yan said: "Could it be Qin Hui? Because he's a traitor! ”

"That's not right!"

Qin Shihan, who was sitting next to Wang Yan, then said, "Is it Huang Gai?" He used a bitter trick and was beaten badly before he deceived Cao Cao's trust. ”

Hua Dashao shook his head: "It's not right! ”

"Isn't it Cixi?" Xu Wenjin thought for a moment and asked softly, "It was she who issued an edict that said the traitorous remarks of 'measuring China's material resources and forming a friendship with the country', and ordered the signing of a series of unequal treaties!" ”

"Jin'er is really knowledgeable!" Hua Dashao immediately sent a sycophant, "But it's still not right!" ”

Everyone was puzzled: "What the hell is that?" ”

Seeing that everyone was stumped again, Hua Dashao suddenly laughed: "How is it?" Who else has to answer? Would you like me to give you a hint? ”

Wang Yan said angrily: "Don't sell Guanzi, let's just say the answer!" ”

"Okay," Hua Dashao spread his hands, "it's Su Wu." ”

Xu Wenjin asked curiously, "Why?" ”

"Because Su Wu shepherds sheep 'North Seaside'," Hua Da Shao said with a smile, "He has been flattened by the sea, and he is not the most indebted person!" ”

"......" Everyone was speechless.

"One more!" Wu Dandan rubbed his hands on the side and said, "I don't believe that I can't guess a single one!" ”

"Okay!" Hua Dashao nodded, and asked another question.

"Excuse me, what's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor?"

Wu Dandan immediately replied: "One will definitely die, and the other will survive?" ”

Hua Dashao mercilessly denied: "Wrong! ”

Xu Wenjin on the side asked, "Is it because the speed of death is different?" ”

Hua Dashao nodded: "Well-it's a little close!" ”

"Is it the height difference?"

"That's not right!"

"Gravitational acceleration is not the same?"

"That's not right!"

After some speculation, no one could answer, and everyone was a little discouraged.

Wu Dandan asked, "What is that?" ”

"Can't guess?" Seeing that everyone had lost the desire to continue guessing, Hua Dashao could only spread his hands and said, "Okay, I'll announce the answer!" ”

"The biggest difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor is that when the former jumps off, it's 'Ah~~~~~~~~~~~! Bang! ’”

Hua Da Shao imitates the difference between the two: "When the latter falls, it's 'Bang!'" Yes! ', it's over! ”

Everyone: "......"

"Poof!" The next moment, everyone couldn't help but be amused by Hua Dashao's performance!

"No more playing! Don't play anymore! Wang Yan smiled and waved her hand, "This brain teaser is completely brain-tricking, change something else!" ”

"Something else?" Hua Dashao's eyes flickered, and a smile appeared on his face, "Okay! Then I'll perform a few magic tricks for everyone! ”

"You can do magic?" Wang Yan, who grew up with Hua Dashao since she was a child, looked at Hua Dashao with a puzzled expression, and then subconsciously looked at someone, with a hint of understanding on her face, I see!

"Alright, everyone, be quiet, the magic show will start soon!" Hua Dashao took out a deck of playing cards from his pocket.

"Alright, now I need an audience to perform with me!" Hua Dashao stood up from his seat with playing cards, his eyes swept around in front of everyone's eyes, and then he made an inviting gesture to Xu Wenjin, "This beautiful girl, would you like to come with me to complete this performance?" ”

"Huh?" Xu Wenjin saw that Hua Dashao actually came forward to invite him directly, and immediately hesitated.

"Cut! Pretending! Wu Dandan snorted lightly and pushed Xu Wenjin, "Jin'er, promise him, you have to look carefully later, don't let him be confused!" ”

Several other roommates also said, "Yes! Oh, yes! Jin'er, with us, you can rest assured! ”

Hearing a few girls say this, Hua Dashao suddenly looked sad: "You guys say this, it makes me look like a big bad wolf!" ”

Several girls suddenly said in unison: "Isn't it?" ”

Hearing this, Hua Dashao instantly had the urge to squat in the corner of the wall and draw circles, which was too hurtful!

After a burst of laughter, the show began.

Hua Dashao pushed the deck of cards in his hand in front of Xu Wenjin: "Jin'er, you can choose two cards from the cards at random, be careful not to let me see them." ”

While speaking, Hua Dashao also covered his eyes with his hands, indicating that he didn't look at anything.

Xu Wenjin glanced at Hua Dashao vigilantly, thought for a while, and took out a six of hearts and an ace of spades from the deck, and held them tightly in his hand.

"Are you done?" Hua Dashao asked, after making sure that Xu Wenjin had finished choosing, he turned his head, put the stack of cards in his hand halfway, and then motioned for Xu Wenjin to hand the two cards face down to himself.

"Jin'er, do you believe in telepathy?" Hua Dashao said affectionately, while holding the two cards in his two hands, one left and one right, and then put them behind his back, "Just when you just chose these two cards, I suddenly received a message from you, so I don't need to look at these two cards to guess what they are!" ”

"Oh?" Hearing Hua Dashao's words, all the girls on the scene opened their eyes and were energized!

"Really?" A girl looked skeptical.

"Of course it's fake!" Wu Dandan said angrily, "It's all said to be magic!" How can this magic be real! ”

"Ahem! Ladies and gentlemen, please be quiet! Hua Dashao said helplessly, "You guys will affect the electrocardiogram between me and Jin'er!" ”

"Cut!" When the girls heard this, they all rolled their eyes, and Xu Wenjin was already blushing: "Then tell me what these two cards I chose?" ”

"Haha, no hurry, no hurry!" Hua Dashao grinned, stretched out the card he was holding in his right hand, and stretched out the card in the direction of Xu Wenjin to her, "You can confirm whether these two cards are the ones you just chosen!" ”

Xu Wenjin glanced at the card handed over by Hua Dashao, it was the six hearts of red, and nodded: "Yes, that's right!" ”

"Well," Hua Dashao nodded, withdrew his right hand, and then stretched out his left hand holding another card, which was still facing Xu Wenjin, "What about this one?" ”

Xu Wenjin saw it, it was the ace of spades: "That's right!" ”

"Okay." Hua Dashao nodded, and just as he was about to retract his hand, suddenly the door of the box creaked open, and a waiter came in: "Sorry, excuse me......"

"What's the matter?" Hua Dashao subconsciously turned his head sideways, but his fingers slipped......

The sharp-eyed Wu Dandan suddenly widened his eyes: "Look! He's holding two cards! ”

At this time, everyone has already seen that behind the ace of spades facing everyone, another card suddenly appeared facing the playing card of Hua Dashao, and the two girls who were close to Hua Dashao suddenly couldn't help but poke their heads to see, it turned out to be the six of hearts.

"I see!" Several girls suddenly showed a sudden expression, but in front of the waiter, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Hua Dashao glanced at the waiter who walked into the box with a resentful face: "This brother, for Mao, you didn't come in early or late, but you came in at this time?" ”

It's not the first time this waiter has seen Hua Dashao, looking at the other party's resentful look, the waiter immediately bowed his head and apologized: "I'm sorry, Hua Dashao, the boss said that there are too many people now, so it may be a little late, I hope you can wait patiently, this is the two plates of fruit snacks that our store gave you, you can taste it first!" ”

The waiter quickly put down the two plates of fruit snacks in his hand, and then immediately flashed!

"Haha!" When the waiter went out, there was a burst of laughter in the whole box, and the girls pointed to the two cards in Hua Dashao's hand, and laughed:

"Ahh It turns out that he hid the six of hearts behind the ace of spades! ”

"Haha! How cunning! Also said to follow up and what kind of electrocardiogram! It turned out to be cheating! ”

Looking at the laughter of a few girls, Hua Dashao suddenly looked depressed, if it wasn't for the waiter coming in, his magic trick would definitely surprise these girls!

But magic is like that, when you don't know how it works, you feel how it looks, but once you find out the mystery, you think, cut! That's what happened!

Discouraged, Hua Dashao put the playing cards on the table, and the six of hearts was placed behind the ace of spades!

"Hey! Just make fun of me as much as you like! Who made me not good at my art? Hua Dashao sat down with a depressed face, "However, if my master goes out, he will definitely blind your eyes!" ”

"Your master?" When Xu Wenjin heard this, he immediately asked curiously, "Who is your master?" ”

"Hey, hey!" Hua Dashao laughed and stretched out his hand to point at a person, "Far away in the sky, close in front of you!" ”

"Huh?" When everyone saw it, they immediately showed a look of surprise, "Li Feng? He even plays magic?! ”

"Don't know, do you?" Seeing everyone's surprise, Hua Dashao suddenly smiled proudly, "Fengzi doesn't just know how to play a little magic, he has been the resident magician of Zhonghai Magic Bar for two consecutive years in his sophomore and junior years!" ”

"Ah?!!h If it was just a little accident that everyone heard that Li Feng could play magic before, then everyone was stunned when they heard Hua Dashao say that Li Feng was actually a special magician at Zhonghai Magic Bar.

Really?!