Chapter 65: The Hedgehog's "Tragic Life"
If there is anyone who can pretend to be safe when surrounded by so many men's saliva, I think only Gu Xiaoxiao, who has big nerves!
Gu Xiaoxiao, female, sixteen years old, animal attribute is a hedgehog.
This kind of animal has a fat and short body, sharp claws, short eyes and hair, and is covered with thorns that pierce the hands, it is out of the day and night, likes to snore when sleeping, and rolls into a thorn ball when it encounters a fright, and its sense of smell is very sensitive, and it will pounce on it when it smells food, and the amount of food is also very large, which is especially obvious in Gu Xiaoxiao's body.
According to reliable sources Bi Moumou and His Royal Highness the Prince of unknown origin, he himself admitted that it was indeed the case.
"Hedgehogs sometimes use their brains!" Gu Xiaoxiao did not forget to defend her race, she thought that her calm choice to pretend to sleep at the moment was the best proof.
In fact, she thought that she didn't show a trace of horses' feet, but since the truth of "praying mantis catches cicadas, yellow finches follow" can be passed down from ancient times to the present, there must be a basis.
It is conceivable that all those who know Gu Xiaoxiao can expect that when Xiaoxiao finally notices that there is more than one yellow finch laughing behind him, he will inevitably use "slow brain operation during hibernation" as an excuse!
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"Rollo, should you calm my anger first, and then come and discuss the issue of the united front!" Da Vinci is still biting on Michelangelo's words just now, and for a gentleman like him, if he doesn't make a name for himself, he will always have a pimple in his heart.
"Kiki, don't worry about what you have and don't." Michelangelo was not ashamed, he put his arms around Da Vinci, who exuded an unhappy atmosphere, and pasted it with a hippie smile.
"What do you mean by having something and not having one? Not at all! Da Vinci's whole face was twisted into a ball of over-anger, and his deliberately hidden beard gradually appeared silently.
"Hey, hey! Beard...... The beard has grown! Michelangelo hurriedly whispered in da Vinci's ear, "Your face! The youthful appearance you deliberately maintained is exposed, and it is about to be exposed! ”
Da Vinci hurriedly covered his face with his hand, turned his head away from being seen, and turned back five seconds later and was intact.
"You're not tired like this!" Michelangelo couldn't help himself from laughing, but he still shivered and overflowed a few times.
"It's all your fault, who made you me off!" Da Vinci pouted and complained.
"Can you two stop playing tricks! Especially in front of the so-called enemy. Picasso, who had been silent, kindly reminded him that if he didn't speak, it was as if he had become one with the environment.
"Did you hear it all?" Leonardo da Vinci felt a bolt from the blue.
"Yes!"
"Everything?" Hold on to the last glimmer of hope.
"Including whispers."
"Hahahaha!" Michelangelo did not have the slightest consciousness that he was also a party, and on the other hand, he may have the potential attributes of a hedgehog, although it is impossible to verify whether he just belongs to the same hedgehog order.
"Ah...... How can you still laugh! Completely devoid of energy. His face was like ashes, and he wanted to cry without tears, "Hey, fortunately! Da Vinci sighed, thinking that if only Little didn't hear it.
It's a pity that he doesn't know......
Xiaoxiao listened to it word for word, and ......
"If only I could open my eyes and see! I'm really curious about what a beautiful man looks like when he becomes an old man in an instant! Gu Xiaoxiao, who was lying on the platform with a sleeping face, secretly sighed regretfully in her heart.
Alpha has always maintained a posture of not saying a word, he naturally hates humans, and when he has to come into contact with humans, he can keep his distance. It's not respectful, but it's definitely a rejection, and Michelangelo's intentional provocation just now made him a little angry.
But at this moment, he actually wanted to laugh because of their weirdness, and such a change, such an unexpected breaking of the shackles seemed to happen irrepressibly when a certain person appeared.
That's right, this person is Gu Xiaoxiao!
Arrogant as he is, he is so invincible, but he has changed because of a human soul, and such a change may damage his majestic image, but he unexpectedly gained soft feelings, which is worth it!
"By the way, why can't this guy Gu Xiaoxiao get up?" Alpha muttered to himself.
Could it be that this guy is badly injured?
Alpha subconsciously stepped in the direction of the small.
"Hey, Ice Sculptor!" Michelangelo leaped in front of the small man and blocked Alpha's approach.
"I have a name." Alpha stood still in front of the "barricades", his hands in his pockets, unable to see the emotion.
"Yes, Ice Sculptor!"
Michelangelo was unmoved, and his expression of 'with you to the end' aroused da Vinci's enthusiasm, but he thought of someone's "big nonsense" just now, and he really didn't want to wade into troubled waters again, so he chose to watch from the wall.
Ice sculpture man? Xiaoxiao couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth slightly.
Alpha, you also have this day of eating deflated...... Hahahaha!
Gu Xiaoxiao tried hard to keep his sleeping face from collapsing, but he didn't know that Afa raised his eyebrows coldly at the moment.
"Why should you be before me?" An icy voice floated from Alpha's thin lips, as if it were nothing but straight to Michelangelo, though his gaze remained on the little one.
"Humph! You, don't intimidate me! Michelangelo instantly half empty, "Don't think you have a good skin and a near-perfect bone curve, I will, I will, I will...... Yes, I won't admit you! I'm suing you, it's useless to scare me! ”
"Senior, you better forget it!" Picasso shook his head, "You're incoherent." ”
"Shut up! I don't want to think about who I'm working so hard for! Michelangelo turned to Gu Xiaoxiao to hide his contradictions, "Hey! Fat woman, why can't you get up yet! You've slept for so long, you really think you're a hedgehog! ”
"Hedgehog?" Afa was stunned for a moment and blurted out a question.
"Yes! She had always called herself that, as if unconsciously, but she did call herself that. Picasso explained.
Gu Xiaoxiao, who was lying on the ground, felt that his forehead began to sweat, these old men are really, which pot is not opened!
If Afa knew that she cared so much about his every word, even joking, how could she have the courage to do what happened afterward!
"Oh...... Is it? Alpha smiled, "She's quite self-aware." ”
Xiao Xiao is speechless, she can't have hope for this stinky man!
"Gurgling ......" The little belly actually screamed at such an inopportune time, and several people present were stunned at the same time.
"It's not good to let her continue to sleep, I'll wake her up!" Alpha saw the blush on Xiaoxiao's cheeks, crimson like a flower, and he could even feel the heat emitted, and he couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth.
"Hey! I've tried several times and I can't wake up, how can you guarantee that you will? Michelangelo said unconvinced.
"Have you forgotten? I have a way! Alpha pulled out a bunch of thick, purple cone-shaped fruits from his bosom, and the smile on his face contrasted with his demonic smile at the moment.
"Ahh That's the one from before! What the hell is pepper......" Da Vinci exclaimed as his brain spun rapidly.
"Shh......h If you are so loud, it will not work. After saying that, Ah Fa bent down close to Gu Xiaoxiao, stretched out his arm and tried to stuff the Naga ghost pepper in his hand into Xiaoxiao's mouth.
At the moment when he was about to touch it, Xiao Xiao suddenly opened his eyes and jumped up from the ground. She pointed at Alpha and gritted her teeth, "You devil! ”