Chapter 193: It's all caused by nosebleeds
Xu Ruyu pushed open the door of the hut and saw the two sisters and brothers curled up at the south end of the sofa, and the other fell asleep at the north end of the sofa. The senior sister is wearing a nightdress, and the mountain peak looms on one side; The junior brother was holding the tent on his head, snoring like thunder. Looking at this posture, the senior sister and brother seem to be tired.
The indoor spring is beautiful, a few green grasses in the corner of the wall are very delicate, and a flower quietly shows its buds. The air was filled with a strong medicinal fragrance, and the alchemy furnace was still in the center, the residual temperature had not gone, and there were two piles of black medicinal residue scattered on the ground, as well as several red paper towels crumpled into balls and thrown on the edge of the sofa at will.
Xu Ruyu glanced at it a few times, shook her head and smiled bitterly, walked to the north side of the sofa, and slapped it fiercely at the man's big fart.
There was a crisp snap that echoed in the room for a long time.
Hua Tao opened his tired eyes, touched the numb and painful fart*, and looked at Xu Ruyu with a stunned expression: "Yu Niang, what are you hitting me for?" ”
"You, get out of here!" Xu Yuru snorted and flashed out of the door directly.
Hua Tao was a little confused, he didn't know why Senior Sister Seventh had such a big fire, looked at Ah Xue, and saw that she was sleeping soundly, so he hurriedly covered the beauty with the thin quilt that had slipped on the ground, put on his coat, and walked out of the door.
The sky was completely bright, and the red sun hung on the horizon, glowing a slightly hot red.
"Yu Niang, why is there such a big anger early in the morning?" Hua Tao looked at the beautiful woman standing on her waist strangely.
"I also want to ask you, are you men so sloppy? As long as you can eat it, it doesn't matter where you are? After eating, wipe it with a paper towel as you like. That's it? ”
"It's not Yu Niang, what the hell are you talking about?" Hua Tao was even more puzzled.
"The bud that the eighth sister has guarded for twenty years was picked by you casually on the sofa. You're still pretending to be confused with me here. The eighth sister has not been taken care of by her mother since she was a child, and she is not sensible, you are a big man, why are you so ignorant? I'll twist your ears off! Xu Ruyu crossed her waist with one hand, twisted Hua Tao's big ears with the other, and twisted it to death.
"Oops! Yu Niang, your ears are bleeding from you! Hua Tao covered his ears. Wail. The beauty seemed to be really angry, and the strength was not reserved at all. There was a lot of momentum to screw his ears straight off.
"Bleeding? Drain you to death! Who told you to wipe a woman's blood with a tissue? ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Hua Tao coughed urgently, he completely understood why Senior Sister Seven was angry, "Yu Niang, you let go of your hand." Lao Jiu will explain to you in detail. ”
"Explain the fart! What else is there to explain? Do you think you'll have a second time in your life? Xu Ruyu bared her teeth and snorted, and the strength in her hand increased again.
"Yu Niang, don't say it for the second time, I'm afraid that it will be like this for ten days and a half moonlit nights, hehehe!" Although Hua Tao's head hurt, he still couldn't help but be happy.
"You, how dare you laugh?"
"Yu Niang, you saw the tissue on the ground, which I wiped with a nosebleed last night. Alas. Refining strong pills, the house is full of fiery breath, and his girlfriend is as guarded as jade. Pulling on her skirt, she refused to communicate deeply, and in a hurry, her nosebleed all over the ground. ”
Xu Ruyu was stupid for a long time, her jade face was like crying blood, she slowly let go of her jade hand, and glanced weakly at the man in front of her: "Is it really a nosebleed?" ”
"Really. Believe it or not! Hua Tao raised his head and pointed to his nostrils. There was a frozen streak of blood on it.
The corners of Xu Ruyu's mouth trembled slightly, her face flushed, and she turned around and hummed: "Why is the eighth sister still refusing?" ”
"Oh, Yu Niang, we want to do alchemy, do you understand alchemy? One Fahrenheit Gun Pill is 1,000, and I had a nosebleed last night, not only because I was holding back, but also because of my suspense, I turned out to be a hundred and scrapped, and 100,000 was gone, and I was so angry that my heart and blood rose. Hua Tao said nonsense.
Xu Ruyu rolled her little eyes, looked around for a few breaths, and finally asked, "Won't Eighth Sister use other ways to decompress you?" ”
"Ahem, ahem! Yu Niang, you're very idle in the morning, aren't you? ”
"Say it! If she's embarrassed, I'll pick up with her. What age is it, I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig run! Xu Ruyu said strangely.
"You...... Get the hell out of here! What kind of mess of thoughts?! Hua Tao couldn't bear it anymore, and snorted.
Xu Ruyu didn't care about Hua Tao's words at all, showed a playful expression, and touched Hua Tao with her elbow: "Yu Niang will teach you another trick, you are a big man, and the tent below is not small, don't hold it back, just knock it down." As long as it's not the sofa and the floor, Jade Niang will support you. ”
Hua Tao was speechless for a while, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, piled up a smile on his face, and bowed with his fists: "Seventh Senior Sister, you are ruthless, Lao Jiu admires!" Okay, I've been taught, go down, go down! ”
Xu Ruyu stretched out her little hand again and twisted her big ear: "You don't get oil and salt!" You deserve it, I'd rather have a nosebleed than do it to my girlfriend, you can do it yourself, I don't bother to care about you! ”
Hua Tao's ears tingled, he stretched out his hand to wipe it, and found that there was a trace of blood on his hand, looking at the bloodshot, he showed a crying and laughing expression: "Yu Niang, I'm really unlucky!" Whoever provokes whom, nosebleeds at night, earbleeds in the morning, this day can't be lived. ”
Xu Ruyu was a little flustered, and hurriedly removed the silk scarf around her neck and wiped it for Hua Tao: "I'm sorry Lao Jiu, Yu Niang...... Yu Niang is anxious for you......"
"Gotta get it! You'll be away from me in the future. Hua Tao hurriedly wiped away the beauty's little hand.
He felt the silky texture brought to him by the silk scarf, and smelled the fragrance of the beautiful woman at close range, and there was a full mountain peak jumping in front of him, sight, touch, smell, three-pronged, the tent under him suddenly unconsciously grew a little taller.
"Lao Jiu, come down for breakfast, Aunt Bi is here." Xu Ruyu covered her mouth and smiled. When she wiped the man's ears, she clearly sensed a trace of panic in the other party, and her eyes saw the rapidly rising tent more clearly.
Women in motion are extremely sensitive animals, and it is impossible for any clue to escape her perception.
Hua Tao didn't say anything, covered his ears, sighed, and turned to go into the hut.
Xu Ruyu looked up at the red sun, with indescribable sweetness on her face. Her heart is like the rising sun, warm and cozy. Although she knew that she couldn't have that belated emotion, and although she was destined to be a spectator, she was already satisfied that she could arouse a little bit of the little brother's intentions.
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Hua Tao and Hua Xueying went down to the restaurant on the first floor, and Aunt Bi had already cooked breakfast. Each person has a bowl of red oil vegetarian noodles, plus a fried egg and a cup of hot soy milk, which is placed on the dining table, steaming, full of color, flavor and flavor.
"Boss, boss, what do you think?" Aunt Bi smiled and pointed to the dining table, her expression was a little apprehensive, especially when she saw several beauties staring at the food on the table, she didn't know what they were going to say.
"Auntie, I said don't call the boss, call me Ah Tao, call her Ah Xue, this is Yu Niang, that is Xiaoli. Come on, beauties, don't stare at it, eat it! After Hua Tao finished speaking, he took the lead in sitting on the table, picked up chopsticks, and took a big bite.
"Well, not bad! Auntie, this red oil noodle is authentic. Hua Tao nodded again and again.
"Hehe, you don't count what you said, you need a few little beauties to speak, and Auntie can rest assured." Aunt Bi said happily.
Several beauties hurriedly picked up the chopsticks, sat on the table and ate, and after a while, the sound of praise was endless.
"Auntie, you're a local, aren't you?" Hua Xueying asked with a sweet smile.
"Yes, Ah Xue, I already told Boss Ah Tao last night that my family lives in the first few buildings. Because he had to take care of his wife, he didn't go out to work, and he has been helping lawyer Tang take care of the villa building for the past few years. Aunt Bi explained again with a pleasant face.
"Well, the noodles you made are very delicious, at least I like them. Thank you! Hua Xueying smiled sweetly and nodded.
"Yes, yes, yes! Delicious. Auntie, I'll trouble you later. Yu Niang is a typical foodie, from all over the world, she loves to eat everything. Xu Ruyu drank soy milk and bowed her head.
"Auntie, why don't you have you?" Hua Tao said strangely.
"Hehe, my aunt has already eaten with my wife at home, I don't eat it, and he doesn't eat it either. When he was young, he was beautiful, and there were employees waiting for him; He is blessed when he is old, and I will serve him. My cooking skills were also cultivated by his tricky mouth. ”
"It doesn't prevent you from taking care of your uncle, right?"
"No way, no way. I can also help you make dinner or a late-night snack if you need to. ”
"Okay, I like to eat supper......" Hua Xueying clapped her hands.
"Ahem! Ah Xue, I noticed that you are getting fatter and fatter now, so you can't do it. Hua Tao secretly gave the beauties a look.
"Yes, Eighth Sister, you've gained weight." Xu Ruyu hurriedly smiled.
Aunt Bi didn't understand Hua Tao's kindness, shook her head and chuckled: "Ah Tao, thank you for thinking about Auntie, it's really not in the way." My wife also likes to have some late-night snacks, so I'll make a few more and bring them over. Girls should be moderately fat, which is conducive to giving birth in the future. ”
"Yes, yes, yes! Eighth sister, eat fat, good birth, giggle, cluck! Xu Ruyu covered her mouth and laughed.
Laughter soon erupted in the restaurant. (To be continued) R466