Chapter 116: Catching the Adulterous ......
"Dear, beautiful young lady, you need not be afraid, me! the great Zorro! The Puss in Boots, such a powerful, handsome, and dashing being, will only use his power to slay demons and defend the way, to kill demons and catch ghosts, and to protect you delicate flowers!
As he spoke, the cat, who called himself Zorro, put the fighting sword into his pocket, took out an old guitar from his pocket, and put on a fairly standard playing posture, the cat's paw plucked on the strings, and suddenly, a soft piece of music poured out from under its claws! Although Ling Mo didn't know how to appreciate it, judging from Catherine and Weissy's surprised expressions, the level of performance should not be low!
The Puss in the boots straightened his hat, coughed lightly, and sang in his strange tone:
“You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy
When skies are gray,
You’ll never know
Dear,how much I love you......”
Although its English pronunciation is not very standard, and the tone is also very strange, but for some reason, it has a kind of honey and good feeling, just like a young man with love, under the windowsill of the girl's house, slightly shyly singing love songs, and after too long, Weiss and Catherine's expressions gradually melted, and began to revel in the music, gently shaking with the rhythm of the music.
At the end of the song, Zorro looked at Catherine's hiding place with anticipation, and when he saw that she had not yet come out, he said with some disappointment:
"Beautiful Miss, it seems that my performance is not beautiful enough to impress your heart, but I am sure that if you can feel the burning love in my heart, you will change your mind......!
Speaking, without waiting for Catherine to answer, it quickly plucked the strings again, this time the rhythm of the music was obviously more cheerful, its body, head, also began to sway with the rhythm, seeing this scene, Weiss pushed Catherine, signaling her to go out to deal with it, Catherine, who had never seen this battle, was a little at a loss: she had never been confessed like this at all, let alone by a cat!
She looked at the master for help, but Ling Mo didn't speak, Catherine had to get out of the bushes where she was hiding, she slowly walked to the cat in the boots, and said with some embarrassment:
"This ...... Mr. Cat, no, Mr. Zorro, your song is very good, and your performance is very moving, however, I am not mentally ready for interracial love......"
The music stopped abruptly, and Paz looked at Catherine who came out of the bushes in amazement, her eyes widened at the same time, but her left eye was bigger than her right, and it looked very funny, her three-petal mouth was round and open, and the guitar in her hand fell to the ground with a choking sound, and for a long time, she said in disbelief:
"What's the matter?!Isn't there a beautiful little she-cat full of fiery power hiding in the bushes?!!Why is it you, an ugly human, that came out?"
Catherine's eyebrows were raised, even though the one in front of her might be an out-and-out seventh-level demonic beast, she couldn't help but retort: "What is an ugly human being?
The cat in the boots waved his paws weakly, and said without mercy: "Go farther, ugly bastard, just seeing your smooth skin without a little body hair is enough to make me sick, it's like seeing insect larvae that have not fully evolved, and that smooth wriggling sensation makes me extremely sick to my stomach every time......"
It said, sighing again: "Am I old? In my perception, it should be an enthusiastic, unrestrained, energetic flame she-cat, with a sexy beard, bright orange patterns, fat front paws, and a fluffy tail that is slender and flexible enough to turn twice...... Ah, she will fall for my singing, melted by my enthusiasm, and then throw herself into my arms, rubbing against each other, combing each other's itchy hairs on their backs, and when the time is strong, we will eat together and cross in the grass, we will look at the stars together and then cross our tails on the branches, we will play together and play together and then we will cross in the nest when we are tired......"
Seeing that the cat in boots in front of her fell into a strange delusion, Catherine looked behind her a little speechlessly, and found that Ling Mo was also staring at Weiss speechlessly, Weiss was a little embarrassed to look at, and said with a red face: "It turns out that you have added the skill of 'breath masking' to the three of us, in order not to expose it, I have added another layer of 'cognitive distortion' to us, so that if the monsters are not too close, they will mistakenly think that we are their ......."
Hearing what Weiss said, Catherine immediately knew that she was being trapped, and she especially wanted to roar something, but she couldn't beat the two big guys in front of her, she had nothing to do but endure it, and she made a 10,000 vow in her heart to cultivate well, Catherine barely squeezed out a smile, and said to the cat in boots: "Mr. Cat, about your spouse, let's talk about it later, I have a question I want to ...... now"
She stopped talking, for she found that the other party was simply deaf, and was still immersed in all sorts of happy fantasies, and Catherine listened patiently for a while, and summed it up, and found that there were two things that the gentleman-looking cat longed for the most in happiness: here and there.
When the other party began to mumble into the entanglement of 'running in the sunset to remember our lost youth and then crossing the tail in the water, oh no, I hate the water, oh don't you give the tail a try', Catherine couldn't help it, she raised her voice: "Mr. Cat, please listen to me, there is one thing I want to ...... to you" Wow!"
Catherine suddenly exclaimed, because in front of her, as if teleporting, another big cat walking upright, snow-white appeared, it appeared right behind Zorro who was drooling, looking at Zorro with obvious disgust and anger, about a second later, it flew up angrily, kicked directly on Zorro's constantly writhing ass, kicked it high, hit the trunk of the big tree in front of it, and slid down softly!
As soon as he slipped to the ground, Zorro jumped to his feet, and the cat's whiskers on his face exploded, and his anger was almost uncontrollable! He waved the thin sword in his claws, and shouted angrily: "Who! Who attacked the great Puss in boots! Who hurt the handsome Uncle Zorro! I will chop it into meat sauce!!"
Then it saw the white cat that kicked it.
Catherine discovered for the first time that the expressions of the original animals could also be so rich, the cat in boots, Uncle Zorro, its expression quickly changed from anger to stunned, and then staggered flashes of surprise, horror, happiness, disgust, and finally his face was full of flattery, and he said to the white cat later:
"Dear Miss Arctic, why are you here?Ah, it must be the guidance of fate to meet you here, tell me that you are my only cat......"
The white cat was unmoved, she sat down with her butt and cried with rain:
"Woo woo! You have no conscience! I have come to you thousands of miles away, I am afraid that you have three long and two short! And you, you, you, you! You hook up with other female cats here! I don't live anymore! Woo woo!!"