Chapter 122: Dongjing! Dongjing!

The huge Boeing 777 landed on the runway of Dongjing Narita Airport, after all, the Celestial Empire and the Japanese people are of the same origin, both have yellow skin and black hair, and it feels like landing in a first-tier city in the Celestial Empire. It's just that Xiao Yi magically understood some of the Chinese dialects, such as Ya Yan Butterfly (don't), Yiku (coming soon), Liya Cup (forcefully), and how many can be wiped (so comfortable)......

No way, Xiao Yi used to be a full-time yellow connoisseur, and a large amount of evidence collected every day is full of these lines, and there are very few Chinese translations, probably meaning that Xiao Yi inferred from the expressions and states of the characters, she was embarrassed to ask her colleague what the translation was Ya Yandie?

As for the daily language of the Wa Kingdom, she could only smile and nod in response. Just like now, after getting off the plane, a bald uncle who was dragging his luggage and wearing Sven was chattering endlessly beside Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi thought that the Japanese people were so enthusiastic, and they were embarrassed to be too cold, so they kept smiling and nodding, pretending to understand.

Who knew that as he spoke, the bald uncle grabbed Xiao Yi's hand, which was terrible, Xiao Yi instinctively remembered that when his legs kicked this pervert away, he was torn off by Shen Ming and the bald uncle's hand.

"売僧、嫌がらせwife、あなたを引っ張ってあなたの狗whipboltを自分の口! (Bald donkey, harass my wife again, rip off your dog whip and stuff it in your own mouth!) Shen Ming smiled and said a series of words to the bald uncle, and the uncle ran away quickly with his own box and fell as if he had seen a ghost.

"What did you tell him?" Xiao Yi said curiously.

"There's no need to translate this to you, it's you, you're quite fat, you don't understand the Japanese language and dare to nod to people casually. Do you know what that old guy said? ”

"Say what?"

"He praised you for your beautiful legs, do you want to make some extra money, do you want to do it for 100,000 yuan a night? You nodded vigorously, and if others don't pull you away, is it shaking here? ”

"100,000 a night, even if that little old man still knows a little about goods." Xiao Yi couldn't help but be arrogant.

"Others are talking about Japanese yuan, 100,000 yuan, converted into RMB is 2,000 yuan, which is basically the price of ordinary pheasants in second-rate nightclubs." Shen Ming laughed miserably.

"Old bald donkey! Don't run! See if I don't knock your eyeballs out! Xiao Yi suddenly roared angrily, and the passengers next to him got out of the way.

"Okay, I've been to customs." Shen Ming dragged his living treasure ancestor towards the customs gate.

When queuing, Xiao Yicai asked Shen Ming in wonder, "Anyway, you speak Japanese well, and you seem to be very good at English, how many languages do you know?" ”

"If you don't count slang, it's probably a common language in more than 20 countries, right? Normal communication is fine. Shen Ming didn't think it was a big deal, but Xiao Yi was like looking at a monster.

"Damn, what the hell can you learn so many foreign languages in ten years?" Xiao Yi exclaimed.

"There is a special knack for learning languages, and the learning methods used in the camp are original and quick fixes, and the learning effect is very good, once upon a time, there was a guy in us who returned to the city after 1 year, and made a lot of money by engaging in 'epilepsy English', and used some of the basic skills we have to learn the language.

However, it is said that the epilepsy is more severe now, and he has become a monk to teach foreign languages? ”

"Hehe, since ancient times, there has been more amusement than joy, and you have time to tell me more of your story!" Xiao Yi listened to the fun.

With the extraordinary hacking skills of the mouse, Shen Ming and Xiao Yi both used real visas to go to the customs, Shen Ming did not follow the signs to take the Shinkansen into Dongjing, but directly found a rental car to rent a Mercedes-Benz SMART, that is, in "The Expendables 2", Schwarzenegger complained about the hatchback mini car that was not as big as his shoes.

"You've got a brain pump? This thing is like a mobile box, and the rent is not cheap, so it is better to have a Honda to drive it, so that it will not be twisted into a ball. Xiao Yi's various grievances, after all, she is a girl who is used to driving sports cars, and she feels like her ex-boyfriend is a domineering president, and she has become a funny dick instead.

"I don't like it, I'll open it." Shen Ming didn't argue, smiled and opened the cage where Pan Da was held all the way, and after feeding two large pieces of the promised salmon belly, he let the bird fly freely, after all, the car was too small, and it was overloaded with two people plus luggage.

The small SMART drove onto the airport expressway and opened up to the main urban area of Dongjing, dozens of kilometers away. Narita Airport is good for everything, but it is too far from the city of Dongjing, even if you take the Shinkansen, it will take more than 40 minutes to arrive, and the drive is slower.

It wasn't until he got close to the main city that Xiao Yi knew why Shen Ming chose such an aggrieved car, because the traffic jam in Dongjing is comparable to that of the imperial capital, and it seems that the name of the city with the word "Beijing" is incompatible, that is, the eight characters do not match the car, and it is destined to be stuffed to the earth.

At this time, Shen Ming, who was wearing vinyl-framed glasses and connected to Panda's "Demon Pupil" system, showed his advantage with a small SMART. He always knows the traffic in advance and walks down alleys that are no more than four people wide to avoid getting stuck in the road.

Shen Ming made nine turns and eighteen turns, bypassing the streets of Dongjing, as familiar as in his own city. Needless to say, the former Shen Ming must have also performed the mission of Nirvana here.

Xiao Yi originally wanted to help Shen Ming drive a car and reflect the value of his own savings, but the route chosen by Shen Ming was particularly strange, not to mention, the driver's seat of the Wa Kingdom was still made on the right, and it was estimated that Xiao Yi would not be able to learn to drive this kind of car until he left here.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, Shen Ming parked the small SMART sedan next to a bustling street, and the small body was lightly stuffed into the middle seam of the two cars, and he could find his place in this place where every inch of land was valuable.

"Here?" Xiao Yi looked sideways, in front of the commercial street outside the window, there was a huge and exaggerated light box archway, on which the Japanese script was actually all traditional Chinese characters, even Xiao Yi could understand it, and it was written "Kabukicho Ichiban Street".

"Is this legendary?"

"Known as Asia's largest red-light district and the only entertainment center in Fuungyo, Shinjuku Kabukicho Ichiban Street." The third place in the list of the ten places where men in the world must go before they die, is also the land of right and wrong. Shen Ming leaned comfortably on the table and chair, and introduced leisurely.

"Don't tell me that I came all the way to the country of Wa to be a female ticket girl, if you really dare to answer like this, I will kill you now." The corners of Xiao Yi's eyebrows are exposed.

"Don't get excited, it's time for us to protect." Shen Ming looked at the watch on his wrist, and at 8 o'clock in the evening, a group of dead houses with poster photo albums in their hands and eyes began to gather at the intersection of Ichiban Street in Kabukicho.

At first glance, they are not fun-loving people who dare to come to consume, but more like the kind of masturbation that shakes hands with idols and can take advantage of the residual warmth to quickly masturbate. Just when Xiao Yi was wondering, a large van drove to the intersection of Kabukicho Ichiban Street, and the group of dead houses cheered excitedly?

"Celebrities?" Xiao Yi wondered.

I saw two men and a woman hurriedly get down from the car, opened the door of the van, and directly opened the portable set, as well as a banner with a marquee. Xiao Yi didn't quite understand the meaning of the above, just by relying on Chinese characters to see a few words, probably what kind of meeting?

The dead house quickly went up and surrounded the van, shouting frantically, and some people were so excited that they cried, looking like they were pointing to this meeting for the rest of their lives.

“みなさん！ お待たせいたしました! Kuraka Kanako 選挙会見今始まる! (Everyone!) Let's keep you waiting! Kanako Kurako's campaign meeting is now officially underway! A boy wearing rubber-rimmed glasses yelled at the crowd with a megaphone, looking like a stunned young man who had just graduated.

The other man, a woman, and two fat men pushed the excited crowd back and were responsible for maintaining order at the scene.

At this moment, the door on the side of the van was pushed open, and a woman with a height of 165, 10 cm stilettos, fishnet stockings, a bunny girl outfit, and a small white tail behind her butt walked out.

Her moonlight-white skin eclipses the streetlights, her Mona Lisa-like smile shuts the flowers, and her well-proportioned body is like the masterpiece of a master sculptor. The scariest thing is ...... What makes both men and women crazy the most is the pair of huge things on their chests! The specially customized K cup also looks like the wrapped thing is about to fall out.

K！ A size that is almost unattainable for women all over the world without guò surgery; K！ That is the Everest of women, unattainable; K！ It must be the product of a genetic mutation, otherwise it cannot be interpreted in human language!

A qiē woman bows her head in front of K, and a qiē man dies in front of K. The woman who has such a pair of giants in the world is none other than the famous photo album actress of the Great Wa Kingdom - Kanako Kurashiba!

"Isn't it? Human chest device - Kanako Kurako! Is she our target for protection? Xiao Yi gasped.

"Do you know her?" It's strange to change Shen Ming.

"In the past, when I was a yellow connoisseur, I often copied her photo album and sent it to me for identification, but she was a photo star who didn't show up at three points, so it couldn't be defined as an obscene product." Xiao Yi explained casually.

"Have you ever been a yellow examiner?"

Xiao Yi suddenly stiffened in her position, and suddenly remembered that she had never mentioned it to Shen Ming in that period of life full of mosaics, and in Shen Ming's eyes, she had always maintained herself as pure as an ignorant girl, and instantly threw herself into the "Yellow" River.

"Did I say anything strange?" The smile on Xiao Yi's face was as stiff as iron, and she turned her head and asked.

"What did you say just now, ......" Shen Ying just wanted to repeat, but after seeing the bulging green tendons at the corners of Xiao Yi's eyebrows, he immediately changed his words, "I had tinnitus just now, I didn't hear anything, probably auditory hallucinations, right?" ”

"Well, it's normal to have some tinnitus after such a long journey." Xiao Yi said.

Just after the silence in the car, Shen Ming suddenly said, "Speaking of the virgins of Edo's forty-eight hands, how many do you think there are in the world?" ”

"Fuck your uncle!! Look for death! Xiao Yi went berserk.

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