Chapter 194: Unreasonable, the underworld fights back
The night was very dark, the wind was very strong, and the whispers of the surrounding ghosts were overwhelming, which made people's ears numb to hear, but this low cry from far and near clearly reached everyone's ears.
The four judges frowned, and a voice sounded in their hearts at the same time, still coming.
That's right, every time there is such a thing happening during the Midyear Festival, since Jizo was stationed in the prefecture, he began to continue to use the traditional puja as a reason to preach loudly, which is not wrong, because of the traditional problems in the world, the two families have begun to form a binding model, the scales are not separated from the stone, and the grasshopper on a rope is for this Midyear Festival.
Although the intentions are different, they have the same goal, and the final result is to appease this huge group of ghosts and prevent it from wreaking havoc on the realm of the earth immortals.
Whether it is Taoism or Buddhism, it is full of positive energy. A good thing is a good thing, but it breaks the head because of this immeasurable merit. Pay attention to the question of who is the master and who is secondary, the underworld is blessed, occupies the underworld, sits on the eighteen layers of hell, and controls the six reincarnations, so Taoism occupies a natural advantage.
Everyone knows the purpose of Jizo, which is to turn the situation over and take the lead! Become the leader, so that the underworld wheel is the auxiliary, so that you can strive for greater benefits for Buddhism, there is no problem in itself, this is just the need of the camp, there is no one right and who is wrong, the ass determines the position.
The judge knew this, and the Yin God understood, even Qin Fen, who was looking at his mobile phone, was now looking at the fire.
"It turned out that the messenger under the Bodhisattva's seat arrived, and he was disrespectful and disrespectful." A smile appeared on Lu Juan's face, but he was unmoved, this meeting, he has encountered it every year, he is already proficient in business, in the past, he will hesitate, and then he has to open the door of convenience, who calls the situation weaker than people?
The ghosts have been in the underworld for a long time, and they have an irrepressible resentment. The spare time life is boring, and the fun is boring, as soon as they arrive in Zhongyuan, they can't wait to go out and have fun, which makes them very nerve-wracking.
And the other side is taking advantage of this. As the scale continues to expand, the variety of puja rituals emerges one after another, and with the addition of Jizo lectures, various benefits, more and more ghosts are going. It's not a good momentum.
"You're polite, please count the number of people in Lu Juan, I'll go back and pay the errand!" The other party doesn't eat this set, you are this sentence every year, you are not tired.
"Count the number of people? Count what number of people! Lu Juan was a little surprised.
The other three judges turned their heads directly, their bodies trembled slightly, this is really false, fortunately the person in charge this time is not him, otherwise I am really afraid that I will not be able to speak, I didn't expect Lao Lu to be quite slippery.
The bull head and horse face are black and white, and the position is low. Don't dare to go too far, you can only deliberately turn around and give a thumbs up behind you, today Boss Lu is sharp, dare to play like this.
Qin Fen looked at the picture and was stunned, Lao Lu also has the potential to be an actor, this pretending to be stupid is not under him.
Lu Juan is a little weird today? What do you want to play, usually this set, aren't you familiar with the process? It's still the brains caught in the door.
The leader of the monk was stunned for a moment, "Count the number of people who went to the Zhongyuan Festival." It's you in charge every time, why are you asking so weirdly today? The monk was not polite, and directly said, you have a sick brain.
It's right to be sick, anyone who has been in contact with Chef Qin will go crazy. Yue Lao is crazy, the god of food is upside down, and Lu Juan is also boiling with blood.
Thinking of the unpredictable cultivation of natural immortals, the invincible means of gods and ghosts, Lu Juan's heart was calm, and now Old Man Lu threw himself to Qin Fen. It's about the same as Yue Lao, and it's only one step away from the worship of the god of food. Now the people from Jizo want the dove to occupy the magpie's nest, and a mouth is a lion's big mouth. How many are guilty? Most of the innocent people were reincarnated early!
The one in the eighteen layers of hell is not guilty? How many are more big than not, a little bit of a problem? These are all unclean in your sister's heart.
Add a sentence dedicated to the Buddha, how many ghosts are left in this dog-day group of ghosts, you can calculate it yourself, just give it to you, it seems to be very angry, can you not be so disgusting when eating?
Okay, as soon as you come up, you will wrap up the circle and take it all away, what is the matter with their underworld during this Midyear Festival?
Where is the face of the underworld, where is the face of the heavenly court, and what is the face of the countless Yin God Jailers in the Yin Mountain to face the sentient beings in the world?
"Why do you need to count? Ghosts and things are not goods, you should be a trade, what do you think of them? After speaking, Lu Juan pointed at the group of ghosts, "Look, they are human beings in life and ghosts after death, are they goods?" Is it for anyone to buy and sell? Is it something you can fiddle with? ”
I'll go, did Lao Lu eat gunpowder today? That's cool! The three judges bowed their heads and laughed, you all come to bully people every year, and we can't fool us today.
The four yin gods don't play blogs, otherwise they will have thirty-two likes.
As soon as this series of questions came out, there was an uproar all around.
The surrounding jailer Yin Shen immediately straightened his body, held his head high, this is right, Lao Tzu has not been male for a long time, why should I hand it over to you, the ghost is caught by them, and they are usually in charge of it, education and transformation day after day, how much sweat and hard work have been spent, and the underworld judges that the duke is selfless and worthy of heaven and earth.
In order to be born in the world, the six realms of reincarnation are completed. I don't know if you are used to fighting the autumn wind, but this is the Yin Mountain Underworld, which is the true place of the six realms of reincarnation, and they are the managers of the eighteen layers of hell and the transformers of ghosts.
The act of picking peaches is the most annoying thing for Nima. The boss is awesome today, and the brothers cheer up to speak for Boss Lu.
This is the idea of all the low-level yin gods, now, they are all majestic and high-spirited, and the manly husband is worthy of the sky, why do you take advantage of us and still press us, the masters of the underworld are also very urine.
The yin god is like this, and the ghosts are even more weird, there are thorns in the middle, there are repeated teachings, there are naturally ruthless, there are selfish, and of course there are many kind-hearted people who are not seriously wrong and waiting to be reincarnated, the same rice raises hundreds of people, but no matter which one, no one is comfortable hearing this, they are human beings in life, and they become ghosts after death, but they are all real individuals.
Have an independent mind, what do you mean by that? Counting heads? I'll fuck your uncle, when they're piglets?
The ghosts have green eyes one by one, the whole Yin Mountain is like purgatory, Lu Ju's voice is not loud, but it spreads far away, the ghosts all listen to it really, and those who originally planned to go to the Dharma have no idea, and some of them are even more hesitant to the Buddha.
The Ten Halls of Yin Mountain, Yan Luo, even gathered together and snickered, "Lu Juan did a good job today, and this is enough damage." ”
"That's right, I wanted to say this a long time ago, every time I have a little footfoot, I'm arrogant, what a thing!"
Haha, Qin Fen smiled, this trick was played beautifully, he underestimated these old fritters, all of them were human spirits.
The monk led by Lu Juan wanted to vomit, but when he saw the contemptuous eyes of the ghosts around him, his chest rose and fell, and a mouthful of blood reached his throat.
"That's not what I meant, you're talking nonsense."
"That's what you mean!" Lu Juan casually blocked back.
Not the Son of Man, this dirty water is poured out! The monk's eyes were cracked.
A faint voice came from behind him, "The judge has said this, and he is in the lower tiger, and he is entrusted by the Bodhisattva to come to pick up people!" (To be continued.) )