Fourth, half a world of romance

This day is the day of Yin Da's burial, the cemetery is very deserted, the reporters who come here to interview are all tabloid reporters, not a single reporter of the big newspaper, these tabloid reporters circled around the rotten roots of a stone carving, and felt that there was nothing to write about this interview. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info They saw Principal Qian standing at the gate of the Warning Mausoleum, and the inspiration of the reporters came immediately, and they gathered around Principal Qian. A female reporter proposed: "Hello, President Qian! You are the president of Bo'ai University, and I am a reporter who writes lace news in the newspaper. ”

Several other reporters also said, "Principal Qian, can you just say a few words?"

As soon as the director heard that everyone wanted to hear him, he immediately became angry, he walked to the middle of the stone archway, he raised his chest and coughed twice, and after clearing his throat, he said: "Okay, then I'll say two words,"

He paused for a moment and then began to talk: "We know that there is a famous orator in modern Chinese history, his name is Hu Shih, in many public gatherings, when people see Hu Shih present, everyone will propose to let him speak, his speech has a characteristic, that is, before the speech starts, a few jokes, jokes can make everyone laugh, when people laugh, he is thinking about the content of the speech, people love to listen to his speech, his speech starts after the joke.

Although I don't speak as well as Hu Shi, I am easy to speak. Since you have asked me to say two words today, I would like to make two points here, the first is to talk about warning mausoleums, and the second point is to talk about environmental protection.

Everyone is not very angry with Yin Da, he is the only son of real estate tycoon Yin Tengcai, the private construction company founded by Yin Tengcai has a property of 5 billion, and the old Yin loved money very much when he was alive, and people called him Yin stingy. He had his son Yin Da at the age of fifty, and he died at the age of sixty-five, and the family wealth earned by Lao Yin was handed over to Xiao Yin.

Yin Da has been in a good job since he was sixteen years old, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and later he became addicted to drugs and couldn't extricate himself, and he entered heaven at the age of thirty-two. Before he left, he wrote a poem, which is engraved on the tombstone, and I will show you. ”

Director Qian said, and he led everyone to the tombstone on the front of the mound, on which only a small poem was written:

Half a lifetime of good romance,

Merry and seductive drunk,

Drunk and delicious is indescribable,

After the beauty tastes the bitterness of the disease,

Illness and suffering are infected with the body, and the awakening is realized.

God wants to say that it is fair,

One beauty and one bitter wind are popular,

When the body wakes up late when it dies,

After death find a pure land,

I don't want to be a ghost anymore.

The inscription of the poem reads: Yin Da

A tabloid reporter relentlessly asked, "Principal Qian, what kind of disease did Yin Da suffer from and die at the age of thirty-two?" Principal Qian replied, "I have syphilis and AIDS." Another reporter asked: "Yin Da placed his grave on Baishi Mountain, what do you think about this?"

Director Qian raised his head and let out a long breath and said: "I strongly oppose putting his grave in Baishi Mountain, when the chairman first told me about this, my mouth was crooked, you can see that my mouth is still a little crooked, at that time my mouth was so crooked that I couldn't even speak, now it is crooked so light that I can speak." ”

He didn't say anything here, his head lowered as if thinking about something, he thought for a while and then raised his head and said: "At that time, the chairman said: "Building Yin Da's cemetery on Baishi Mountain can play a role as a warning mausoleum, and now that I think about it, the chairman is right." ”

He stood four or five meters away from the tombstone, unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, and pinched his waist with the other hand.

Why are so many beautiful women willing to sleep with him? He took out 200 million of the 500 million property earned by Lao Yin for **, he can be called the world's number one addict and pervert

Those beauties who slept with him, although they received a lot of prostitution money, would suffer for the rest of their lives afterwards. According to my investigation of him, he lured more than 300 beautiful girls to become addicted to drugs during his lifetime, causing more than 200 beautiful women to be infected with AIDS, and he is also a heinous villain, this big villain has no children, no daughters, and no wife in his life. According to his words before his death: "Asking for a wife to get in the way, and having children and daughters is a drag, and a person can be as romantic as he wants." ”