Chapter 105: Beat to death with a stick!
Chapter 105: Beat to death with a stick!
"Ah...... Ahem, who! Jiang Xiaobai motioned for Shen Yatou to hide in the kitchen and not come out, hurriedly found the fortune-telling signboard, took off the upper half, and came to the door tremblingly with only a cane, with eyes like a blind road, "Who cough cough, who?" ”
"You're blind, pretend you can't hear the old lady's voice, don't you!" The other party was an old sow in her early forties, fat and fat, but she was wearing a flowery Yi costume, shaking a fragrant handkerchief and scolding with a smile, "What, you won't admit it when you eat it dry?" ”
How did Jiang Xiaobai know who she was, and said angrily with an old face: "Who are you, do you know you?" cough cough cough ......"
He was telling the truth, but in the ears of the old sow, he became unconvinced, and immediately became angry, stepped forward and grabbed Jiang Xiaobai's ears and shouted: "You are blind, do you really think that the old lady is easy to bully?" ”
Obviously, the blind old man and the old sow have one leg, Jiang Xiaobai secretly gaged, and wanted to slap her to death, but he didn't dare to startle the snake, so he had to grin and say: "Labor and management have a cold, what do you want?" ”
"Got a cold?" The old sow quacked and laughed, "That's good, the old lady bought you a bottle of two pots, and got some delicious food, go, go and drink two cups, and then come out of Mao Mao Sweat, the cold is naturally good, eat, you are a blind man." ”
"What are you pulling and pulling!" Jiang Xiaobai ripped off her salty pig hands, and wanted to find a reason not to go, but suddenly thought, why take the opportunity to ask about the situation in Huangquan Village, so she changed her mind and shouted to Shen Yatou in the kitchen, "Girl, you cook and eat by yourself, grandpa will go back when he goes." ”
In his mind, since he arrived at the blind old man's house, it was impossible for others to know that the silver ring was fake, and there should be no danger in a short time, and as for the food, the meat in the pot was almost cooked.
Shen Yatou didn't agree, but she didn't dare to oppose it in person, so she had to hum reluctantly. But the old sow was full of vinegar and said: "It's such a big girl, are you still afraid that she will starve to death?" With that, he dragged Jiang Xiaobai and left.
Soon, they turned around a sloping dense forest, and came to a small brick house made of blue stones - since coming to this place where birds don't, Jiang Xiaobai had seen this kind of large-scale building, although it was not gorgeous, but compared to those thatched houses, it was quite different.
For a while, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't figure out what the situation was at the old sow's house, but quietly followed her into the yard, and before she entered the living room, the old sow shouted: "Yanggao, it's past noon, why don't you send food to the uncle, do you want to find a smoke?" ”
At that time, Jiang Xiaobai still thought, how could he deliver the food after noon...... No, who is the food delivered, is it the killer boss?
Just thinking about it, a forehead bulging, ugly miscellaneous came out with a bucket, he just glanced at Jiang Xiaobai, and smiled at the old sow: "Mom, you are good!" ”
"You dead boy, come back and clean up after my mother!" The old sow scolded with hatred and dragged Jiang Xiaobai into the living room.
Sure enough, there were already several plates of steaming dishes on the bright and tidy dining table, as well as most of the bottles of liquor.
The old sow pressed Jiang Xiaobai on the bench affectionately, and said with a smile with trembling muscles: "Dead blind man, I know that you are good at this mouthful, come, I will pour you a cup and eat slowly, Yang Gao knows that you are here, and he will not come back so soon." ”
Jiang Xiaobai just stared at him, always feeling that something was wrong, for example, why did Yang Gao go out after he came? Why does he say that the old sow is good when he goes out? Also, didn't she say that she bought a bottle of Erguotou, why is there only half a bottle?
Why did she panic, and what was her purpose?
"Eat?" The old sow saw that Jiang Xiaobai was just staring at herself, as if, there were two cold lights shooting out from behind the sunglasses, and she panicked for no reason, and said with a smile, "What...... What's the matter, aren't you happy that people are so good to you? ”
Not good! Could it be a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain?
Thinking of this possibility, Jiang Xiaobai's face changed greatly, and he quickly transferred the energy to his arms, ignoring the pain of the recovery period, raised his hand to pinch her pig's neck, pressed it on the table with a bang, and said sharply: "Say, where did the dog go?" ”
"You...... Hiccup, what are you doing......" The old sow didn't expect Jiang Xiaobai to suddenly go crazy, her arm strength was still so big, her neck seemed to be about to be broken, and she shouted in horror, "Let go...... Let go, my mother is a pig mother, don't you want to die? ”
"Pig farming?" Jiang Xiaobai sighed in his heart, isn't that one of the twelve zodiac signs of the Immortal Corps? My God, no wonder this village is so weird, dare to love, this is the nest of pigs!
As early as Tian Qiuxiang's mouth, Jiang Xiaobai already knew some information about the undead corps, and knew that their members were all sorted by the local branch, and everyone had a special ability and their own forces, they were: immortal rat, bathing cow, crown and tiger, Linguan rabbit, Wanglong, declining snake, sick horse, dead sheep, tomb monkey, absolute chicken, fetal dog, pig raising.
This "raising" is not the adoption of raising, but a sort of "twelve fortunes", which refers to the seed giving birth to life in the soil, and finally breaking the soil and growing, and thus repeatedly, endlessly.
"You...... You're not dead blind! The old sow finally realized that Jiang Xiaobai's wrists were young and delicate, and she was so frightened that she said, "Who are you?" ”
Boom!
Jiang Xiaobai grabbed the wine bottle and smashed it on her ear fiercely, and said sharply: "Where did the miscellaneous go!" ”
"Ahh The old sow is really howling like a pig, how can she bother to answer the question.
Jiang Xiaobai thoroughly. On fire, the sharp spout of the bottle pressed against her eyeballs, and said word by word: "Say it or not!" ”
"Ahhh............h Talk, I say, he, he, he...... He's gone to your house! ”
"Look for death!" Jiang Xiaobai was angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts, he held the bottle mouth with his backhand, raised it high, and stabbed it hard.
With a pop, the entire spout of the bottle, with half a sharp piece of glass, completely sank into her eye socket.
At that time, the old sow let out a terrible howl, her eyeballs squeezed out of the bottle mouth with blood, and her fat body twitched, and immediately her brain short-circuited and hiccuped.
Jiang Xiaobai thought that there would be no one else in the house, so he rushed out of the door with an iron cane and ran back.
He expected that he reacted in time, and the miscellaneous pieces should not have succeeded, but he was worried that Shen Yatou would be hurt in the resistance, and swore in his heart that if Shen Yatou had any damage, he would definitely dismantle the miscellaneous pieces, and then kill this village without leaving a chicken and dog!
During this period, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly understood a little, the killer boss was the immortal rat, he hid in this village, first, the road was close to facilitate the recuperation of injuries, and second, he wanted to invite the pig to go out of the mountain, but the pig was likely to go out for something, so the female killer left the village to find other members.
"Good, good!" While running, Jiang Xiaobai gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu will start with this pig-raising nest first, kill him first and leave no piece of armor, let you see how strict the end of provoking labor and management is!"
For the vicious person, you have to be more vicious than him, so vicious that he will tremble in his dreams, only in this way can you stop killing and prevent more innocent people from suffering.
In an instant, Jiang Xiaobai returned to the thatched house of the blind old man, and before he entered the house, he heard Shen Yatou shouting in panic: "Get out, get out of here, you bad guy, trash, come here and I'll kill you!" ”
Hearing this voice, Jiang Xiaobai finally felt a lot more relieved, sure enough, he came back in time, and the miscellaneous pieces had not yet been successful.
"Quack, Sister Yinhuan, my brother has missed you for a long time." That miscellaneous unscrupulously tuned. jokingly, "Haha, my brother is so young and strong, it's better than that blind man, why can't you figure it out?" ”
"Fuck off! You can't eat any of the crumbs, my grandfather will kill you!" Shen Ya said inwardly.
"Cut, that blind man dares to kill me, are you dreaming?" Miscellaneous spat and said disdainfully, "Have you forgotten who my sister is, and who is in charge of this camphor tree town?" If you are smarter, you can quickly obey your brother and ensure that no one will dare to bully you in the future. Come on, be good, let my brother toss and toss, hehehe...... Don't run, obedient, my brother doesn't like disobedient sister paper. ”
"I don't like disobedient girls either!" Jiang Xiaobai appeared at the door of the kitchen in a mysterious manner.
"Grandpa!" Shen Yatou screamed in surprise
"Huh?" Miscellaneous quickly turned around, but after seeing Jiang Xiaobai clearly, he said fearlessly, "Didn't you eat at my house, why did you come back again!" ”
Jiang Xiaobai said coldly: "I'll come back to see if my sister is disobedient." ”
"Aha, yes!" He said with a haha, "I'm going to deliver food, and I'm going to come over to see the sister paper, hehe, but the sister paper is very obedient, haha...... Now that you're back, I'll come back another day. ”
He thought that Jiang Xiaobai didn't dare to make a move, and he wanted to leave with a big grin, but as soon as he raised his foot, Jiang Xiaobai picked up the iron cane and smashed it down on his head.
Miscellaneous was shocked, it was too late to dodge, and subconsciously raised his hand, only to hear a click, and his wrist was broken on the spot.
"Wow......" he howled and hurriedly backed away.
"Come on!" Jiang Xiaobai roared angrily, the iron cane smashed his head and face, and he didn't need any routines, let alone scruples about life and death, he could smash wherever he could, and he would fight to the death!
"Ahh Wow yes ...... "Miscellaneous scraps crawled and hugged the head of the rat, howling like a pig, "Dead old man, you are crazy, you can't stop ...... wow"
"I called you disobedient, I called the idea of beating the sister's paper, I told you to come again, I told you to have no ......fear" Jiang Xiaobai looked like a mad demon, and every time he smashed the iron cane, he heard the sound of bones breaking or breaking.
Rao is Shen Yatou has seen Jiang Xiaobai kill people, and she was so frightened that she covered her eyes and shrank under the stove, trembling every time she heard a broken bone.
Scary, scary!
What he didn't expect was that his nightmare had just begun, and next, there were even more terrifying things waiting for him.
Ps:
The next chapter is the testimonials on the shelves, from chapter 106 onwards, there will be no more text that is not related to the text, including the title, if there are book friends enthusiastic about the show, I will be at the top of the book review!
106 - If you were asked to stay, would you stay? Will you support me as always? I1387