When Zhu Yao opened his eyes, he saw a familiar roof, especially like the thatched hut that the master mass-produced with spells, and the only thing left was the roof. Under him is a hard and hard bedboard, but the quilt is covered a little too much, and it is more than ten digits by visual inspection.

She was pregnant with the heat and woke up, and after pushing several times without pushing, she had to turn over and crawl out.

The door slammed open, and a white figure stood in front of the bed in a flash of white light.

Zhu Yao suddenly ran out full of grievances, his nose was sore, and he stretched out his hands, "Master......" begged for a hug and comfort.

Yu Yan frowned, looked her up and down, and saw that she had no other problems, so she sighed, stepped forward and hugged her stupid apprentice, "But what's wrong?" ”

Zhu Yao turned his head and buried it in his arms, he didn't ask, but when he asked, he was a little unable to hold back his feelings, and he especially wanted to be proud, "I'm not feeling well." ”

Hearing this, Yuyan was stunned for a moment, habitually probed her wrist, carefully checked her pulse, and carefully confirmed it back and forth several times before relieving herself.

Master is here, then this should be the fairy world. The realm spirit finally relied on the work of the line.

"You've been asleep for half a year."

"Ah, half a year?" Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment, half a year, isn't that the total time she spent doing the last task? Could it be that she succeeded in flying up last time, but she was flying on bare metal, and there was no software installed? My heart moved, and I wanted to urge my spiritual power to see what I looked like. only to find that the dantian was empty, "How come?" ”

Yuyan seemed to know what she was thinking, and waved her hand. Suddenly turned into a water mirror.

She looked inside, but her face darkened, "Isn't this what I am?" Could it be that ...... "Even the hairstyle is modern, this can't be her original body, right?" The one with zero combat effectiveness? Then she's playing a fart in the fairy world!

Yu Yan nodded, and smoothed the short hair of his apprentice Shun without caring at all, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "You are like this...... Very good. ”

Very good? Bow your head silently, where did you stand up?

Uh, that's not right...... For Master, it's quite easy to recognize, right? You're face blind.

"Master, what the hell is going on? Why did I go back to my old body? "It stands to reason that after she came back from modern times. Her body should be stored in the zài realm spirit.

"I don't know if I'm a teacher." Yu Yan frowned. "I waited for you at the gate of heaven for a month, but I didn't see you ascend to the upper realm. Later, I suddenly felt your breath, only to find that your body was back in the Temple of Thor, and you didn't wake up until today. ”

It's really bare metal first! No wonder Master didn't look for her in the Nether this time. I guess I'm afraid he's going down. I came up again. That's why I'm waiting for her to wake up. Thinking about it, she is really sad, she has been guarding herself like jade for so many years, and it is not easy to fall in love. It's also TM tossed into a different place, and the sad tears are about to flow all over the Three Realms, okay!

"What the hell happened to you?" Yuyan hugged her tightly.

Zhu Yao could only tell the master about Lingtian carefully, including Fa Yu's becoming a demon, "The realm spirit said that he was originally a person from the Three Realms, and even if he became a demon, he would belong to the Three Realms and would not become a bug." I don't know what he's going to do, but what's weird about it? ”

Yu Yan's face sank, and he regretted for the Nth time that he didn't smash the apprentice's Tianshu (computer), the reason why the apprentice died like this was all caused by that guy.

"By the way, Master, I have something important to tell you." Zhu Yao said with a stern face, "Do you feel that the spirit of the world is ......?"

She stopped halfway through her speech, a hint of confusion flashing across her face.

"Huh?" Yu Yan said suspiciously, "What's wrong with him?" ”

"He ......" Zhu Yao's mind suddenly emptied, and somehow he suddenly forgot what he was thinking, "Hey, what am I going to tell you?" I forgot about it. ”

Yuyan touched her head, "If you can't think of it, forget it." ”

"Oh." Delusion? How do you feel weird?

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The spirit of the world said that it was a holiday, so naturally there were no troublesome bugs to fix. After being idle for a while, plus her original vest was online, she decided to do something meaningful.

For example......

"Master, do you remember the dowry you prepared in those years?" Marry me, marry me, marry me!

A certain master who was stir-frying paused for a moment, a trace of something flashed on his face, and he silently responded, "Hmm." ”

"Are you ready?" You're going to marry me!

Yu Yan looked calm, took out the rice, put it in front of his stupid apprentice, and handed over the chopsticks, "Well, it's ready, two servings." ”

"What, two copies!" Zhu Yao jumped up and pounced towards his master, Ya's Lao Tzu certificate hasn't been received from you yet! You just want to score twice, marry one and marry two, "Say, who is the junior?" "I'll kill her!

Yu Yan raised his hand to remove the food on the table, leaned back, let the apprentice pounce on the table a little smoother, hugged her waist, and hugged her off the stone table. His brow furrowed, "Eat well." "It's not safe to eat, she's just a mortal now.

"Eat a fart!" The man is about to run away, how can she still be in the mood to eat, "You make it clear, what's the matter with the two servings?" ”

He looked at her inexplicably, "A dowry, a dowry." Naturally, it is two servings. ”

So that's it, well, forgive me. Let's just say, it is not easy for a terminal patient with face blindness cancer like Master to pick her up, how can there be other women's share. I have to be the only one, well, it's a little exciting to think about.

As soon as she was excited, she wanted to do something bad.

"Master, I heard that around the age of 28 is the most golden period for women. Coincidentally, I was 28 years old. ”

"Hmm."

"Master, I heard that the pressure of modern society is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more and more restrictions."

"Hmm."

"Master, I heard that the Family Planning Office has recently promulgated a new policy, which is stricter than before, and it will be implemented soon."

"Huh?"

"Master, I heard that the birth rate of the Immortal Realm is zero, and it hits a new low in the history of the Three Realms every year. I think the honor of the fairy world is everyone's responsibility. We should change that. ”

"Hmmm......"

"Master. I heard that after becoming an immortal, a certain aspect ...... Cough! My abilities will be limited, and coincidentally, I'm mortal now, and there's no limit at all. ”

“…… Eat well! ”

"Master, it's better for me to do some interesting exercises than to waste this beautiful scenery when you eat." Come on, Little Red Riding Hood, let Grandma take a bite.

“……”

"Master, I heard you like monkeys......"

Zhu Yao thinks. Now that they're going to get married. Then married life should also be on the agenda, such as giving birth to a monkey or something during the holidays? For this reason, she decided to use the charm of her whole body to conquer him to agree, and even if he did not agree, she had to make him agree.

But I didn't expect it. A certain master did not object to the apprentice's suggestion. It's just that he explained one thing to her seriously.

"Jade ...... Remote. You are now the original. ”

"Ahh Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment, "I know." ”

"If you are the original body, then you are a human being. Only monkey spirits can give birth to monkeys. ”

"......" she was speechless.

Yu Yan looked at the apprentice's earnest eyes, "If you really like it, why don't you catch one for the teacher?" ”

"it." Who asked you to catch it, Lao Tzu just wants to give you a life. Sure enough, when I talked to my master, I couldn't turn half a corner. She pounced directly, pressed his righteous and stern lips directly, and with a twist of her hand, she directly pulled the belt on his side, and the words couldn't be connected, so it was okay to act.

Miraculously, he unexpectedly cooperated this time, but when he was pounced on by her at first, he stayed for a few seconds. Then he didn't resist at all, and he groped for the belt on her side with a very learning spirit, and pulled it away at about the same frequency as her. The other hand was also hugged even tighter. Perhaps it is because men have a natural talent in this area, even if a certain master is inexperienced, but who makes him a genius will occupy the dominant position in less than a moment.

Turning to one side slightly, he pressed Zhu Yao under him.

She only felt a flash of white light in front of her eyes......

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Late at night.

Zhu Yao sat at the head of the bed, wanting to cry without tears.

Yu Yan pulled the quilt on the person on his body, looked at the apprentice at the head of the bed, and was silent.

The person lying on the bed is her! Ready to say, is her body. And at the head of the bed is her soul.

Thinking of what happened, Zhu Yao still can't react a little now.

Just now, the atmosphere is just right, the moon before the flowers, the beautiful scenery, the beautiful scenery, the beauty and food. Thinking that the two of them are also old husbands and wives, she didn't hold back one of them, and she took a bite with a whin. The picture goes straight from first base to second base and then to 2.5 base, and the result is ...... I got my teeth.

When she was about to kick the door, she was actually light, and her soul was directly out of her body...... Out of the body...... Got it...... Finish!

By the time she reacted, she was already floating in the air.

Is this a curse from the FFF regiment?

Mom, others are single, do you blame me?

"Master...... "I want to cry."

Yu Yan sighed, looked at the translucent apprentice's face, remembered the scene just now, a trace of redness flashed on his face, and he coughed lightly, "As a teacher, I don't know why you suddenly went out of your body?" His eyes wandered around for a long time before he continued to speak, "Don't move at will, I'll ask the landlord to take a look." ”

After speaking, his figure flashed and went out, and he smelled of running away.

In less than a quarter of an hour, he returned with another man in cotton clothes.

"Yo, little apprentice grandson, long time no see, congratulations on your recent ......" Yu Jin raised his hand and greeted the lying person, and before he finished speaking, he saw another Zhu Yao at the head of the bed, his figure paused, and his peach blossom eyes narrowed, "The soul is out of body!" ”

"The landlord ......" Zhu Yao's mouth is pumping, are you so congratulatory?

"What's going on?" Do you think the two of them invited him to drink the wedding wine?

"Her soul suddenly came out of her body, and I used the soul suppression technique, but I couldn't get her to go back." Yuyan explained.

Yujin frowned, stepped forward and put the veins of the body on the bed, and stretched out two fingers to point at the forehead of the wandering soul Zhu Yao, Yujin's cynical smile was closed, a trace of solemnity appeared on his face, and he turned his head to look at Zhu Yao, "The anger is endless, the soul is not dispersed, both parties are fine, it shouldn't be like this...... What did you do before? ”

"Uh......" The two masters and apprentices both froze. They glanced at each other and turned their heads silently. She can say that she has done something that is not a river crab, not the marrow! And then she was harmonized, "that ......"

"Eat!" Yu Yan interrupted the apprentice's words, and replied with a stern expression, if he ignored the red ears dripping blood.

Single Wang Yujin naturally didn't notice the small movements of the two, in line with the great festival of the good landlord of the country, carefully asked the recipe, and personally tested it, tossed back and forth until dawn, and did not find out the real reason for Zhu Yao's out-of-body soul.

"It's a strange thing." Yujin frowned, "Maybe it's just that her soul has been away from her body for too long before, and now she has just woken up and is not comfortable with it, just wait and see what happens." ”

The general meaning is: I can't help it, you can do it. Maybe wait and see if she'll go back on her own.

What about the good landlord of the people? Stumble!

"That's right!" He suddenly remembered something, "I remember that in the Treasure Pavilion in the palace, there is a soul bead, which is ...... to the soul."

Before he finished speaking, the white flashed, and the jade speaker was gone.

The corners of Yujin's mouth twitched, he hadn't said to borrow it! What about the most basic respect for the landlord?

Turning his head to look at Zhu Yao, he said seriously, "I said Cuihua!" Don't learn from your master. ”

"Cuihua, your sister!"

"Alas......" is too late, it has already been taken away! His face was distressed, and he suddenly thought of something, and a trace of something flashed in his eyes, "That's right, Cui...... Uh, little apprentice, do you really plan to get married? ”

"That's right." You have an opinion.

"Huh." He instantly laughed into a chrysanthemum, "Since you are husband and wife, you are naturally not his apprentice." By then, your sigil will be gone...... Are you interested in being a landlord? ”

He still doesn't give up!

"Not interested."

"Don't decide so fast!" He continued to persuade, "You see that you are only a mortal now, and if you want to cultivate to the Immortals, it will take a long time. This path of cultivation is extremely boring and boring, are you sure you shouldn't play with the landlord? ”

"No need." Zhu Yao shook his head vigorously and said seriously, "I have a master!" "How can it be boring?

"......" single Wang received 10,000 injuries.

The corners of Yujin's mouth twitched, and the resentment value on his body rushed up quickly, breaking the table in a straight line, "Little apprentice!" ”

"Huh?"

"Show affection, share quickly!"

"Heh, it's better to show off than to show off your right hand."

...... "Count you ruthless!"

"Let's talk about your out-of-body affairs." Yujin gritted her teeth, took a deep breath, stepped forward to help her see the situation of her soul again, and just stretched out her hand.

Suddenly, Zhu Yao's soul was turbulent like a water wave, his figure flashed, and he disappeared in place when he opened his eyes. It's as if there has never been a zài, and even half of the breath can't be detected.

Yujin: "......"

Suddenly, there was a premonition that someone would deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors.

I don't know if it's too late to run now? (To be continued......)