"Xiao Yi?" Zi Yuxi pulled the corners of his mouth, pulled out a handsome and chic smile that he thought was the most kind and harmless, and called softly.

"Strange uncle, you smile like a bad guy who abducts children~" Glancing at Zi Yuxi, Xiao Yi muttered and continued to count the gold!

The smile froze on his face, what are you talking nonsense about! Zi Luxi thought that after he met this mother and son, his charm would decline rapidly, calmed down his frustrated self-esteem, approached the little head of the money, continued to tear away the smile that he thought was charming and pure, and lowered his voice: "I'm not a strange uncle, my name is Zi Luxi, you can call me Uncle Xi." ”

Facing the face of the baby fat who was looking at him, and then looking at Xiao Yi's open little hands, Zi Yuxi was even more confused, what is this doing?

Glancing at Zi Xi, Xiao Yi doubted his IQ again, shook his little hand, and explained: "Change your mouth for ......"

"Change of mouth fee?!" Zi Yuxi raised his voice.

"Of course," Xiao Yi raised his head and looked at Zi Yuxi, who was much taller than himself, "I've already called Uncle Habitual Stranger, and without gold as a driving force, it's hard for me to change my words!" ”

Zi Yuxi stroked his forehead weakly, the big ones can't deal with it, and the small ones can't do it, this mother and son are really their own nemesis! casually took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels from his arms and put it in the palm of his small hand: "Look, this is a silver ticket of one hundred taels!" ”

Zi Luxi thought that it would be okay now, but Xiao Yi looked at the piece of paper lying in his hand with disgust, frowned very dissatisfied, and raised his head to complain to Zi Luxi: "I don't like silver, I like gold!" Do you have a golden ticket? ”

Zi Yuxi choked in his throat in one breath. After a while, he found his personable self and patiently explained: "There is no such magical thing as a golden ticket on this continent at present. ”

"That's ......"

Look at the little doll with its head bowed and contemplative. Zi Yuxi thought that this would always make the little guy die down, but Xiao Yi's next sentence almost made him bite off his tongue.

"If you don't have a golden ticket, then you can make up for the lack of more silver tickets."

Zi Yuxi's dumbfounded eyes made Xiao Yi suddenly realize, and spat out again: "Oh~ I know, it turns out that Uncle Blame is the kind of person who is ruined by the golden waddles, and slaps a swollen face and fills a fat man, obviously a poor bastard." But I like to be rich, and I dress so brightly, I didn't expect that there was not much money on my body at all. Forget it," he said and stuffed the silver ticket in his hand back into Ziyuxi's hand, and said sympathetically: "It's better to give it back to you, in case you don't have money to spend." What to do if you starve to death, freeze to death, and die of illness! I'm a good boy! ”

Look at this little kid who pretends to be a "good boy". Zi Yuxi felt a pain in his flesh, and with the idea that his head could be broken and the silver tickets could be lost, and his face could not be indisputable, he generously took out four more silver tickets from his arms, and put them into Xiao Yi's arms together with the one that the little guy returned, and said heavily: "Look at it, this is five hundred taels of silver tickets!"

Showing a row of teeth, Xiao Yi smiled and received five paper tickets into his small beads. changed his words at the moment: "Oh, it turns out that Uncle Xi is so rich. It's all because Xiaoyi is too young and has too little experience, so he didn't see it at all! ”

Zi Yuxi listened to Xiao Yi's compliments with convulsions, too young? Too little experience? That's how it was when I was three years old, and I got it back when I grew up! But the excitement hadn't completely passed, because Xiaobai and Doudou were still dangling in front of his eyes, looking at Xiaobai's little dragon claws, and Doudou, who was suddenly one size bigger—it was because one of them spread his wings!

When Zi Yuxi was about to turn around and admire the lines on the inner wall of the carriage as a pastime to escape the cruel reality, Doudou's immature but loud voice sounded: "Strange uncle, Doudou also has to change his mouth!" Not to be outdone, another voice said: "Xiaobai too!" ”

The corners of his mouth twitched twice, in order to prevent the two of them from stimulating their poor "self-esteem" again, Ziyuxi reluctantly took out two silver tickets from his arms and shook them in front of them: "One for each of you, can you change your words now?" ”

"Uncle Xi."

"Uncle Xi."

Zi Yuxi finally breathed a sigh of relief, I'm really afraid that the two little things will learn from Xiaoyi and think that the money they give is less, but fortunately, these two are not so smart! Watching the two little ones obediently take the silver tickets to their boss, Zi Yuxi suddenly had a strange idea, these two asked for money should not be instructed by Xiao Yi, who knows......

Feeling sorry for the seven hundred taels of silver he lost in the blink of an eye, Zi Yuxi continued to approach Xiao Yi and asked softly: "Xiao Yi, can you tell Uncle Sù, who is your father?" "Seven hundred taels of silver is not as important as this problem.

Xiao Yi, who was originally happy, instantly lowered his face and pouted, so pitiful. After a long time, he said sullenly: "I don't have a daddy ......"

"Every child will have a daddy, how could you not have one?"

Xiao Yi shook his head and pouted, "My mother said that she took it from her father." ”

"Got it?" Zi Yuxi's sword eyebrows are high, what is this saying.

Holding his cheeks, Xiao Yi nodded, his serious eyes flashing: "Well, my mother said that I am the little tadpole she took from her father." ”

Ziyuxi was confused when she heard this, according to this statement, "Then you still have a father, where did your father go?" ”

Xiao Yi didn't want to think about it, so he came casually: "My mother said that my father was abducted by a man...... "After all, this is the idea that Rainy Night has always instilled in him!"

"Abducted by a man?!" Zi Yuxi's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Hmm!" Xiao Yi nodded his little head and looked at Zi Yuxi with a serious face: "So, my mother said, don't want this kind of man who has been abducted by a man." ”

"Hehehe......" Zi Yuxi laughed dryly, thinking that this kind of thing is estimated to be only said by a woman like Dongfang Yuye!

Looking at the little doll with a stiff face, Lu Xi couldn't bear it, and leaned into Xiao Yi's ear and said mysteriously: "I know a person who looks very similar to you, and it is likely to be your father~"

Wen Yanxiao's face glowed with excitement, but it was fleeting, and Zi Yuxi was even more confused: "What's the matter, Xiao Yi?" ”

"My mother said that my father is ugly. So the person you are talking about must not be my father, my father is not as cute and handsome as me~" The little man pouted, unspeakably clever. But there is also a thick sense of loss, and the deflated little mouth is sad to see.

"Xiao Yi is so cute, how can your father be ugly?" How could Zi Yuxi believe what Dongfang Yuye said, "Did your mother lie to you?" ”

"Ahem, Xiao Yi, you, what are you staring at me like this?"

Xiao Yi's X-ray-like gaze looked at Zi Yuxi fixedly, without blinking. Snorted: "Don't speak ill of my mother!" My mother won't lie to me! ”

"Okay, yes, I said it wrong." Zi Yuxi smiled bitterly, the little guy is really a mother.

Xiao Yi hummed and chirped and sat upright. continued: "Even if my mother lied, King wouldn't lie to me. ”

"Are you sure he won't lie to you?"

"Of course!" Xiao Yi held his head high, looked up at Zi Yuxi and said of course: "King disdains lying!" So, he definitely won't lie to me! ”

"So......" The expression on Zi Yuxi's face was not wonderful. With a half-handsome face, he stammered and said, "Your father...... It's true...... Ugly? ”

Pouting. Xiao Yi Yan nodded his little head.

"However, you don't look very much like your mother......" Zi Yuxi stroked her chin and muttered, except for the color, the mother and son are indeed not particularly similar. It was not the cute little Yi who answered him, but a silver-white head......

In addition to the difference between silver and purple, the outline of the face that almost matched Ziyuxi made him see his eldest brother......

The color of the lips was pouring, and a sad voice sounded on a rainy night: "Am I very different from my son?" The cold breath sprayed on Ziyuxi's face, giving him goosebumps.

"Ahh Panting for breath, Zi Yuxi slammed into the wall of the carriage with a rolling belt. The back of the head hurts......

When he covered his head and squinted one eye to look at the elusive rainy night, that weird feeling had disappeared, and Zi Yuxi bared his teeth and thought in frustration how he could have thought of his eldest brother, Dongfang Rainy Night is completely different from his eldest brother, it's really strange!

Yuye moved the muscles on his face, so that they returned to their original position, and just now moved the lower facial muscles according to his own thoughts, because it was based on Xiao Yi's appearance as a blueprint, so it would make Zi Yuxi so out of shape, and Yuye originally only intended to scare Zi Yuxi, so Zi Yuxi's reaction did not make Yuye suspicious.

Xiao Yi threw herself into her mother's arms and coquettishly said: "Mother, why are you back?" ”

silently took out a bunch of red fruits, took out one on a rainy night and handed it to Xiao Yi: "I tasted one, it's not bad." ”

"Xiaobai, help us wash it." After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he handed the first washed fruit to the rainy night, and the little adult told his mother: "Mother, don't eat unwashed fruit in the future!" The second handed the Rainy Night to the king who was holding it in his hand, "King, your fruit." ”……

Looking at the interaction of the family, Zi Yuxi was once again impressed by the carefulness of the little guy, how sensible the little child, the more he watched, the more heartwarming it became, it really hurt people's hearts, but when he watched the rainy night, the more he watched, the more angry he became!

"Macho, give!"

Zi Yuxi stretched out his hand to catch the fruit thrown by Yuye, and then remembered what Yuye said just now, his handsome face was iron-blue, and he gritted his teeth and said: "My name is Zi Yuxi, not a macho man!" After speaking, he gnawed on the fruit in his hand as if it were the meat of a rainy night. Tough guy? A shit hunk! Men and women are not taboo, and men and animals are not taboo, and macho men who love to be who!

Xiao Yi sat cross-legged in the arms of the rainy night, who was also sitting cross-legged, holding the red fruit and gnawing happily, and a beam of light flashed in his eyes.

Thinking about Zi Yuxi's words, Yuye held the fruit in his left hand and gnawed it fragrantly, and his right hand decisively stretched out in front of Zi Yuxi, raising his chin: "Change your mouth!" ”

Zi Yuxi almost choked to death by the fruit that had not yet been swallowed! A violent cough calmed down the breath that was about to tear his heart, and his eyes widened: "Change your mouth?" There are no doors! "Even more contempt for rainy nights, children want to do it, you are embarrassed to be an adult?

Of course, the rainy night is embarrassing, and he is not annoyed by Zi Xi's "offense", and he shouts happily one by one "macho man"-

"Macho man, where are you from?"

"Macho man, where did you come from?"

"Macho, where are you going?"

"Macho, what are you doing with us?"

"Macho ......"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Zi Yuxi shouted five stops in a row before Yuye closed his mouth non-stop. Looking at the slender jade hand that was consciously stretched out, it took a lot of effort for Zi Yuxi to resist the urge to chop it off!

threw out a silver ticket and threw it into the hand of the rainy night, and said angrily: "Look at it." Silver Ticket! ”

Zi Yuxi glanced at his head angrily, but the rainy night was even more angry than him, shook the "broken paper" in his hand, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's too little!" ”

"Less?" Zi Yuxi smiled sarcastically, it's good to give it to you, it's too little! That's enough!

"Okay......" Rainy Night sighed softly.

Zi Yuxi thought that the peak was turning around, and this woman also had a conscience to find out. On a rainy night, he nibbled on two mouthfuls of fruit. began to say to himself: "It's okay to change your words, so what's good for you?" "I tilted my head and looked distressed.

This is like a normal woman, and she was finally attracted by the handsomeness and courage of this hero, right? Zi Yuxi thought silently in his heart. There's still a little bit of joy, hum, you know that you have to treat this hero well, right? Then call this big chivalry, Xi Shao, or the second son. It doesn't matter what the second master is~

Xiao Yi in his arms teamed up with his two faithful little brothers. Looking at Zi Yuxi's smugness that he couldn't hide, he shook his head helplessly, what a stupid uncle! No, it's saved!

Zi Yuxi was thinking about the "British name" he was about to obtain, and Yu Ye spoke: "How about the big macho man?" How about a super hunk? How about the Wuzhou hunk? How about the Universe Invincible Male? ……”

Every time Yu Ye said one, Zi Yuxi's face was a little darker, and in the end, it was so dark that it couldn't be darker anymore, the green tendons on his forehead tended to burst out, and his burning eyes were firmly fixed on the jade hand that shook the silver ticket in the rainy night. If he didn't know what the purpose of the rainy night was, he could have crashed into the carriage directly!

took out four silver tickets and threw them to the rainy night. Snorted coldly: "Enough! ”

"It's only five hundred taels?" The rainy night shouted exaggeratedly, making Zi Yuxi's already dark face even more sunk as if he was about to wring out the water: "Five hundred taels is too little!" ”

"My son's change of mouth fee is five hundred taels, you send it to Hanako!"

How can there be such a justifiable call Hanako, my God! If you can do your job by calling Hanako, this hero will also be called Hanako! Zi Yuxi roared in his heart!

Thinking of the small characters attached to the picture scroll, Zi Luxi had a burst of flesh pain, and the evil Zi Lulou let himself rely on this woman for everything! You haven't been so kind to your own brother! Gritted his teeth and jumped with words: "You, to, bottom, want, want, more, less!" ”

"Oops," put on a thoughtful look, and whispered on a rainy night: "To say, I've screamed so much, I'm very, very used to it, and it's more difficult to change my mouth than Xiao Yi......"

Zi Yuxi's mouth has been grinning to the root of her ears, you are embarrassed to be a mother and compare with a three-year-old doll! Shameless, shameless!

Yuye quickly concluded: "I don't want much, on the basis of my son, you can just give ten times or eight times......" The expression still looks like you have taken a big advantage, Zi Yuxi almost vomited blood on the spot, do you want to be so ruthless? It's just ruthless, you show how wronged you are, how lucky I am as an exploited person! Yes?

As if he could understand Zi Yuxi's heart, he responded lightly on a rainy night: "Naturally, it's for you......" There was still a shallow smile on his face, in the eyes of outsiders, it was definitely a beautiful smile in the city, but in Zi Yuxi's eyes, the soul hypnotic spell looked better than this! This woman really has a beautiful appearance! How shocking is on the outside, how earth-shattering is it on the inside......

The pile of silver tickets that Zi Yuxi took out slowly was immediately "gently" removed from his hand "gracefully" by the rainy night......

"Huh-" trembled, listening to the sound of the silver ticket, and opened a beautiful smile, which made the whole carriage brighter, Ziyuxi shook her mind slightly, but when she thought of the bad deeds of the rainy night, she continued to cry and mourn, no matter how bright she smiled, she couldn't make up for her devastated heart and the silver ticket that changed hands to others! How did you fall into the hands of this female demon? It's all blame!

Looking at the ticket that finally fell into the hands of the little doll, Ziyuxi's heart was more bitter than eating a bitter melon, why was his life so bitter......

Holding a large stack of silver tickets, Xiao Yi's eyes narrowed into a crooked crescent, looking at his mother with admiration, and sure enough, his mother was still a chess player, and he resolutely expressed his determination: "My mother is so powerful!" Xiao Yi will definitely work harder to learn from her mother in the future! ”

The rainy night was very relieved, King gnawed on the fruit wordlessly, Zi Yuxi burst into tears in his heart, if he went on like this, could he still return to the underworld alive? Roaring in my heart - the son of all evil! (To be continued......)

ps: Zi Yuxi has finally paid a painful price for the title of Strange Shu Xiao, and the mother and son will make a lot of money!