Chapter 949, Can You Bite Your Own Ear?

Qin Luo rarely watches TV, let alone pays attention to any entertainment programs. It's just that sometimes when Lin Huanxi and Bei Bei are watching TV when they go home, he will sit on the sofa and watch them for a while.

However, he is still very familiar with the wedding show "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb". Especially for a period of time, the media has been hyping a money worshipper who 'would rather cry in a BMW than laugh in the back of a bicycle', and every day when he turns on the TV screen or newspaper page is full of news about this girl, he pays special attention to it.

also knows that this is a wedding show with high ratings, and more importantly, the female xìng who participates in this show will have 'private nude photos' exposed by their 'ex-boyfriends' from time to time.

When Qin Luo was comforting the Dragon King just now, such a thought suddenly popped into his mind: If the Dragon King is on "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", will all the female guests turn off the lights?

Once this thought comes to mind, it is like a wild aquatic weed growing in a river, which is not controlled by anything at all.

So, he directly said his thoughts to the Dragon King.

Of course, this is just advice.

The Dragon King's expression was stunned after hearing Qin Luo's words, and then he opened his mouth and scolded, saying, "You bastard boy, usually you don't cover your mouth, and you still make fun of me, an old man, in this kind of thing." How old am I? Still lame, you still let me go to that "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" - you are so young and not married. Why don't you go up? ”

Qin Luo looked at the Dragon King in surprise and said, "Master, you also know about this show?" ”

"Why don't I know? My leg was lame, and my eyes weren't blind. Newspapers are running their news all day long, can I not know? ”

The dragon king's legs were paralyzed and he couldn't go out, so he usually had to stay in this courtyard and drink tea and read the newspaper. Because he has too much free time, he reads the newspaper very carefully. Watch current news, social hot spots, entertainment scandals, and even small advertisements with a clip page will be read word by word.

This is also his main means of understanding the outside world, he doesn't want to wait until he goes out of the mountain to find that the outside has been turned upside down, and his old man has been out of touch with society.

Of course, this is a change that only happened when Qin Luo helped him heal his hands and legs and was expected to recover, before Qin Luo did not appear, he almost refused to accept any new information from the outside world, and ate and waited for death every day, like a vegetative person who could still breathe.

"I'm not wrong." Qin Luo said teasingly. "Where does the master sit, he is majestic, and no female guest will turn off the lights."

"Just make fun of me." The Dragon King also grinned and said, "Okay. I know what you mean. I'm so old, and a lot of things are downplayed. Out of the way. It's just a little nostalgic - at that time, all the old friends were still alive, whether they were drinking or fighting, they were all in droves. rìzi had a comfortable life. Now it's just me, an old immortal, lying on this rattan chair counting rìzi, and I'm really anxious—"

"I'm a foul man, and I offended a lot of people when I was young. Now only Lossing is willing to come and see me, and I can pass the time with a few words with her—but she has changed. ”

"Maybe it's not that she's changed, but she's hiding too deeply?" Qin Luo said with a smile. Qin Luo thought that he had come into contact with a lot of women, but so far there were only two women that he couldn't see clearly.

One is Li Chengcheng, and the other is this Luo Xin. Qin Luo felt that they all had a mask. However, Qin Luo couldn't recognize which one was their real face.

"Don't mention her." The Dragon King looked at Qin Luo and said solemnly, "Qin Luo, help heal my leg." Please. ”

"Master, what's going on?" Qin Luo saw that the Dragon King suddenly changed his tone and spoke to him, and knew that something must have happened.

In the past, although the dragon king was eager to stand up, he would never put pressure on himself like he did now.

"Luo Xin came over today to request, and it is also to force the palace." The Dragon King said. "If there is no one behind the back, even if Huang Qianzhong dares to run to my territory to make a fortune?"

"The situation is dangerous?"

"yes." The Dragon King sighed. "I've been paralyzed for years, and I've been unable to take care of Dragon's Breath for years. When I was half dead before, they didn't come to pick peaches because they thought I was going to die, and it wouldn't be a good idea for me to occupy this yard for a few more years. But now that they found out that I couldn't die for a while, they began to get anxious. ”

"Above agreed?" Qin Luo asked worriedly.

"Always let a waste person occupy the pit and not, and they can't explain it to others." The Dragon King said. "I'm willing to delegate power. But it can't be given to the emperor. ”

Qin Luo nodded solemnly and said, "I know." I'm here to heal Master. ”

"Let's take a break from healing. Let's talk for a while. What do you think of Huang Qianzhong? ”

Qin Luo thought for a while and said, "I have had relatively little contact with him, and the few encounters have had some unpleasantness. If I were to comment, it might be biased. ”

"Not bad. He's just too intense. "The Dragon King said, and directly took Qin Luo's words above as a comment." The ability is good, but the overall picture is insufficient. And he is extremely conceited, which is not conducive to the development of the team. Dragon's Breath is a division of a hundred battles, a group of jīng Ying who cooperate with each other. It's not a show where someone gets promoted and makes a fortune and climbs upwards. ”

Qin Luo was silent. He is not qualified to intervene in the matter of dragon breath, so he abides by his duty.

"Do you know why Luo Xin asked me who I would give this creator nameplate in my hand to?" The Dragon King asked.

"I don't know." Qin Luo replied.

"Because when we created Dragon's Breath, the three of us said that if two of us gave this nameplate in our hands to the same person, then that person would be our chosen Dragon's Breath Captain."

The Dragon King glanced at Qin Luo with regret and said, "Your xìng style is good, and the overall situation is also very good. It's a good seedling to be a soldier. But I can't drag you in. As a soldier, you can be a good soldier, but as a doctor, you can become a generation of famous doctors—"

"Master." Qin Luo's heart warmed. Being valued by someone like the Dragon King is indeed something to be proud of.

"Away is my goddaughter. Although she is not biological, I also treat her as if she were biological. Originally, I was supposed to take care of her, but this girl was too cold and easy to get emotional. It's okay to be a soldier, but it's immature to be a general. ”

"Master, has there already been a candidate?" Qin Luo asked.

"I'm not going to hide it from you. My sign is intended for the military division. The Dragon King said with a frank face. The military advisor is also a girl, but she is very sleek and smart. Both individual ability and group command ability are the best in Dragon's Breath - the only regret is that she is a woman. ”

"Can't a woman be the captain of Dragon's Breath?"

"Yes. But there is resistance. The Dragon King said.

"Is there anything I can do to help?" Qin Luo asked.

"If the emperor can't go up, the military advisor can go up." The Dragon King said.

"I see." Qin Luo nodded and said. "Master, let me help you look at your legs."

"Okay." The Dragon King said. "As long as I can stand up, where will I let those beam-jumping clowns bounce in front of the stage. Against those stupid people who can only make yīn tricks, I can slap a group to death. ”

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Qin Luo came out of the small courtyard, and when he passed by Bai Sè Xiaolou, he was about to go in to see if he was still inside.

As soon as he entered the door, a silver light flew in front of him.

Boom!

A thin dagger was nailed to the door panel behind Qin Luo, and the tail end of the dagger was still shaking, making a buzzing sound.

"Stop." Li Leng said with a drink.

"What's wrong?" Qin Luo asked.

"Dirty." Off said.

"What's dirty?"

"You're dirty."

"Why am I dirty?"

"You're just dirty."

"I just took a shower yesterday. I haven't had time to wash it today—"

"It's nothing to do with bathing."

Qin Luo sniffed the clothes on his body and said, "The clothes were also changed this morning. ”

"It doesn't have anything to do with clothes."

"What does that have to do with that?"

"It has something to do with your character."

"What's wrong with me?"

"You know it yourself."

"I don't know."

"You know."

Qin Luo was furious, strode inside, and said, "I don't know. If you have the ability, you stab me to death. ”

I turned away from the dagger in my hand for a long time, but I still didn't throw it out after all.

Qin Luo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, walked over to sit down beside him, and said, "What's wrong with you?" Wasn't it okay just now? ”

"It's none of your business." Li said coldly.

"It has nothing to do with me, so you still say I'm dirty?"

"I said it doesn't matter to you what I do."

"How can it be okay? It's clear you're mad at me right now. Go ahead. What the hell did I mess with you? You have to make people understand it. ”

Li looked at Qin Luo with disdain and asked, "Can you bite your own ear?" ”

Qin Luo was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "No." ”

Qin Luo felt that the question of separation was too strange, who could bite his ear?

"Since you didn't do it, someone else bit it."

Qin Luo smiled bitterly and said, "What did that old demon jīng say to you?" ”