Chapter 188 Since ancient times, my brother has been more funny

"The sun shines on my head, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, Early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I'm going to bomb the school, I'm not late every day, I'll run as soon as I pull the bell, and the school won't see the birds ~~~"

Regarding the memories of the school, Wan'er only has this adapted children's song left. Although in the next ten years of her killer career, she also pretended to be a student to infiltrate the school and make a target, but it was not enough for a few days of experience, how could it be like now? Not only did I get a bunch of textbooks, but I actually had to go to class.

Shen Wan'er was discouraged, and followed the instructions to the first-year office to report to a Mediterranean class teacher in his 40s. This math teacher wears a pair of high eyes like the bottom of a beer bottle, lean and follows the dick silk who has been masturbating 3 times a day since he was 18 years old, and his small eyes are still looking up and down in a daze, Shen Wan'er, who is delicate in both appearance and figure.

In the past, without waiting for this obscene middle-aged uncle to take out his lollipop, Wan'er would have plucked out his eyes, but now, she can only learn to be patient.

"The principal said, "You've come back from the Wa Kingdom?" Is there a Wakoku name? The head teacher laughed so obscenely.

"Teacher, do you want to go home and search for my number?" When Wan'er said coldly without politeness, she actually raised her hand to unbutton the neckline, "**What's there to see, I really want to see it, I'll take it off and show you the live version, right?" ”

"Stop... What are you doing? This is the office..."The colored and fearless head teacher was scared by Wan'er, and now after the 90s, you don't know what they are thinking at all, anyway, this head teacher is so scared that he doesn't dare to provoke Wan'er anymore.

Just as the class bell rang, the head teacher took Wan'er to the classroom of the first (8th) class of high school. Since ancient times, there has been a class of scholars, and there are many scumbags in the end class.

In a key school like the No. 2 Middle School in the city, there is no shortage of scumbags who spend money to enroll, and they are all arranged in 8 classes, what a good number. The No. 2 Middle School in the city uses 1 to 7 classes of Xueba Xiongba Provincial Key Admission Places, and uses the sponsorship fee of a group of students in 8 classes to update the educational facilities in the school to ensure that the canteen does not appear in the canteen with moon cakes and fried chili peppers, which can be described as a profitable business.

Wan'er's admission was arranged by Fang Shiquan, and she was naturally regarded as the owner of the fund by the principal, and was quickly enshrined in class 8, which allowed Wan'er to see the so-called cattle herding class in the provincial focus.

There are more than 40 people in the class, and they don't see a single person wearing a school uniform, but all kinds of famous brands, all kinds of hair dyeing, and all kinds of small group chats, and there is no atmosphere of a school bully that a key school should have.

"Since ancient times, my brother has been so funny, I really want that Shen Ming to see my best ......" Wan'er stood on the podium and shook her head and sighed.

"Class, class... Sit down..."The head teacher whipped the podium with a finger-thick whip, like an animal trainer, "Before class, I would like to introduce a new classmate to you. Come on, introduce yourself. ”

Shen Wan'er was helpless, turned around and wrote Shen Wan'er's three Juanxiu characters on the black back, "My name is Shen Wan'er, I just came back from the Japanese Kingdom not long ago, and I have been studying here since today, but I don't know how long I can stay......"

It depends on how long she can defeat Shen Ming, as long as she wins, she will never have to go to school again.

"In addition, I don't like to make friends, I don't like to gossip, and I don't like to find trouble, so I bother you to stay away from me, just as I am a group." Wan'er is unique, and after introducing herself as a dick, she walked towards the last row of the classroom with her schoolbag.

An eldest sister who was squeezing her eyebrows suddenly stretched out her leg and tripped Wan'er when she walked by. Wan'er really fell forward, but just as her hand was about to land, her body did a beautiful handsless front flip in the air, and she landed firmly on the ground with an extremely amazing posture.

A group of boys watched the skirts flutter beautifully, looking forward to the beautiful lace little Nenen, but what was revealed was black boxer sports safety pants, and sure enough, the trust between people has long been gone.

"Now you should be satisfied, right?" Wan'er understands that the newcomer is such a dick, and it is impossible to escape the fate of being bullied without some strength, and if she doesn't look for a chance to show her strength, she doesn't know how to be annoyed to death in the future.

Wan'er, who stood up, straightened the hem of her skirt and continued, "Only this time, next time, don't want that foot." ”

At this time, the eldest sister looked at her right foot, her ankle was deformed, and it quickly swollen, and she screamed in pain, and several little sisters hurriedly got up and sent her to the infirmary.

How could it be that just now, including the head teacher, went to look at the safety pants, and she didn't notice what Shen Wan'er did to the eldest sister, and she couldn't find evidence to blame her.

Wan'er ignored the noisy cries behind her, and went straight to the back row of the classroom, and the two of them sat by the window with a little fat man with a big head, like an old-headed version of the eldest son.

"Let me guess, your father's surname is Wang?" Wan'er said evilly.

"No...... No, my name is Huang Yibo. The little fat man got up and greeted, looking like a soft persimmon that was easy to bully.

"What do I call you to die? Sit, the window is my place. Wan'er casually threw the schoolbag into the fat man's hand, and forcibly occupied the position of Young Master Yi Bo, Huang Yibo was about to cry, and looked at the head teacher on the podium for help, but the head teacher's wandering gaze had already indicated that "it's my business" and started the class.

Helplessly, in the first class of the first day, Shen Wan'er fell asleep on the table. Before going to bed, he didn't forget to raise a green middle finger at the peeping black-eyed ants on the branch of the bed to show his attitude towards school.

On the other side of the black-framed glasses, Shen Ming sat on the pony in the corner with a smile, no way, the room was full of people, and it was already very kind that he was not hung on the wall. As soon as Xiao Jianguo entered the house, he went to the kitchen to help Yi's mother, showed his affection, and left the house for the young man.

From the small talk, Shen Ming learned that the old and young masters in this room had all come to Linhai City to perform tasks, and they arrived a day ahead of schedule to familiarize themselves with the environment. Xiao Long was also happy, so he took the initiative to invite everyone home for dinner. Xiao Jianguo hadn't been home for a long time, so he readily agreed.

But it didn't take long for them to go home and they heard about the unclear relationship between Shen Ming and his sister-in-law. Especially in the part where the room is not closed and teasing, Yi's mother also said it bluntly. Xiao Long's jump is three feet high, although he usually hurts his sister and his wife, but when she really finds a boyfriend, she doesn't have the consent of her eldest brother, and she still feels a little bit like the baby has been stolen in her heart, so she has to ask her mother to call her sister and pseudo-brother-in-law home for dinner and check it.

I wanted to reunite with the family, but Yi's mother didn't think much about it, so she asked Xiao Yi to bring Shen Ming back. Who would have thought that as soon as Xiao Long opened the door, he would start with Shen Ming and lose. This is not only the wrong way to open a copy, but also the wrong game, just like a cannon dog standing in front of the gate of the dark city, with a laser fanatic cannon in his hand sticking into the ground and yelling, "People are in... The tower is in...", it's just as wrong......

As for Xiao Yi, she was very annoyed by the rich, like a blind date in a team. In front of her, a group of SWAT brothers crowded around her to show their hospitality, some guys directly took off their tops to show off their muscles, some people showed off the two suites in the imperial capital CBD, and some people had to sè push-ups to get on 500 and not get tired.

Xiao Yi patiently echoed for almost an hour, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Wait, wait, what do you mean?" Why are you all circling around me? I didn't say I was looking for a boyfriend? ”

"Actually, it's your brother who lost playing cards and said he wanted to match us, brother-in-law, right?" A swarthy man said bluntly.

"I'm your brother who lost drinking and said he was going to match our ......"

"I'm your brother looking for me to stand guard on my behalf, saying that he wants to match our ......"

"I'm your brother who lost the game and said he wanted to match our ......"

The truth is clear, all the time and back are all Xiao Long who sold his sister-in-law.

"Brother, come here, I promise not to kill you." Xiao Yi greeted with the blue tendons on the corners of his eyebrows.

"What happened to me who did it? We brothers are all SWAT elites selected from various provinces and cities, and one is stronger than six, and I think it should be like this when I am my brother-in-law. Xiao Long looked at Shen Ming with a disdainful expression.

"You like them so much, why are you trying to match me? You just put on women's clothes and get married, won't you get it? Xiao Yi scolded angrily.

"Really?" One of the team members blushed.

"I don't like this one anyway." Xiao Long said with his hands on his chest.

"Big brother is too worried, I'm here to eat." Shen Ming swallowed melon seeds to show his innocence.

"Listen up, big brother, little sister, I don't love blind dates, who promised to match you to find whom, anyway, you are all high-energy, little sister, I can't afford it." Xiao Yi showed no mercy.

"Brother Long... It's different from what you said... You're going to pay me back the money you owe me..."

"Yes, yes, you still owe me two overnight posts, and they also help me stand up...", many team members around Xiao Long want to return the goods, which makes Xiao Long have no choice, there are more than 10 overnight posts alone, this has to stand down, and the legs will be wasted.

"Little sister, don't be so unkind, big brother, don't I know that you like special police? I will expand the path for you, and worry about your happiness. Xiao Longfu stammered softly.

"Thank you big brother for your love, I can't stand it, little sister. I like to be a SWAT, not a SWAT daughter-in-law. You know, the first condition for me to choose a mate is that I can beat me to be a man. Xiao Yi smiled and raised a finger.

"It's easy to say, everyone here is a martial arts expert who came out of my father himself, and they are definitely real men you can't beat..."Xiao Hu patted his chest and said.

"Not necessarily." When Xiao Yi was full of confidence, he looked at Shen Ming, as if he wanted to get permission from him.

Shen Ming didn't say anything, just smiled like a sign.

"Brothers, it's still early for lunch, if you're interested, let the little sister learn the fighting skills of the special police of the Imperial Capital Corps." Xiao Yi is also playful, and she has seen so many dream SWAT officers at one time, and she doesn't compare and test.

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