Because I'm King, you're stupid
The little girl was grabbed by the braids, and the fox in her arms screamed in horror and struggled to jump.
Sugar Candy kicked her fat calves hard, but she couldn't reach the bed, and finally shrunk her two calves comfortably, like a gourd baby falling on a tree.
Fat whirring, the white and tender body is rippling left and right happily!
Well, it's kind of fun, it's like swinging!
My brother is so annoying, obviously he was born together, only a few points older than her, but he is half a head taller than her, and he is better than her in everything, which makes him feel so disappointed.
Every time she works so hard, her brother can always beat her lightly, and all her praise opportunities are taken away by her brother, and Tangtang is not up!
It's so sad, my brother doesn't hurt her at all, and he won't let her point it!
Didn't you say that the boy should give way to the girl?
In fairy tales, princes are very personable and a gentleman.
And it turns out that her brother is completely ungentlemanly and still a little devil!
Mom said that Sugar Candy is a candy princess, but Sugar Candy feels so pitiful that she has to live with her demon brother every day (ćoć)!
However, the demon brother still loves her very much, for example, every time he gets into trouble, he is reluctant to beat her, and sometimes he will take the blame for her!
The second godmother said that Tangtang is a trouble-making princess, and her brother is a demon prince!
Sometimes Tangtang thinks that the title given to them by the second godmother is quite realistic!
"Brother, you are so scared when you are angry, you see that you have scared the little fox away."
Meng Meng's voice sounded, and he didn't realize that he was in a big disaster at all, and there were still two lines of tears on his little face.
"I don't think you're scary at all."
King looked at this sister with a headache, and his face was stern, like a little adult.
King is a very smart kid and definitely a VIP among geniuses.
When he was two years old, King was dissatisfied with his nickname 'Jelly' and asked his two mothers to rename him.
Xi Xichen asked him: "Jelly sounds good, why change it?" ā
King's reply made people laugh and cry: "Don't jelly, the soft ones will be eaten!" ā
Then, Ji Xiyan and Xi Xichen carefully selected ten English names that matched his temperament and personality for King to choose: Tiger, Cheetah, Demon, King, Superman, Prince, Sun, Shark, Koala, Spider-Man.
The two-year-old King only thought for a moment, then pointed to the king and said, "King, I want this!" ā
As for why the koala is in the choice, it is because King is a sleeping king, like the koala, he spends most of his time sleeping 24 hours a day, and is very lazy.
"I'm afraid, Tangtang is so afraid!"
Sugar Candy immediately flattened her mouth and looked at King in fear.
"Don't pretend, I'm just too indulgent to you, so I will let you challenge King's authority again and again!"
It's been the first time King has been pranked by Sugar Candy in his sleep.
In the past few days, he has painted pigs, puppies, and turtles on his face, and last time he woke up with the little fox's buttocks, and last time he took slippers to leave a footprint on his face, and last time he actually sat on his face and farted stinky fart!
King really can't bear this trouble-making sister!
If he doesn't give her a long memory this time, he won't be called King.
"Brother King, Tangtang likes you so much!"
Perhaps sensing that something was wrong, Tangtang's chubby little hands immediately hugged King's neck, rubbing and coquettish like a puppy.
Tangtang's invincible killer feature, no one can resist the cute coquettishness.
It's a pity that King has already cultivated resistance!
"Come less, it's shameful to sell cute."
King didn't eat it, snatched the pen from her hand, brushed it a few times, and a realistic turtle appeared on Sugarcandy's face and then released her pigtail, Sugarcandy's little ass landed on the bed, and quickly got up and jumped on the dresser to look in the mirror.
Then, an earth-shattering cry came!
"Woo, why is King even more beautiful than Sugar Candy when he draws turtles."
Looking at the realistic turtle on his face, Sugar Candy's fragile mind was hit hard again.
"Because I'm King, you're a fool."
King looked at her haughtily, how could he have such a stupid sister when he was smart?
Sometimes King wonders, is Sugar Candy Ji Xiyan hugging the wrong?
"Sugar Candy wants to go head-to-head with you."
Sugar candy is not convinced, a proud girl by nature, can't afford to lose!
In the past, King definitely didn't accept it, because it lowered his level too much.
But this time, King just wants to teach Tangtang an unforgettable lesson, so that she will never dare to do that kind of 'very unladylike nostrils and secretly rubbing on him' to him!
Ji Xiyan was in the living room, stinking red nail polish on her feet, and watched the two babies run out angrily.
"King, where are you going with Sugar?"
Ji Xiyan opened her mouth lazily, raised her beautiful feet and blew lightly on it.
"Take her out for a yo-yo!"
King's voice came from outside the door.
King is used to sneaking around beasts, and when he's bored, he takes a fool with him.
"Don't play too late, come back for dinner later."
Ji Xiyan admonished, she didn't plan to catch up, and she wasn't worried at all.
Two very beautiful and eye-catching children walked into the forest one after the other.
"It's too slow, the lollipop comes out."
Sugar Candy's cute voice sounded in the forest, and then a snow leopard ran over.
"Bumblebee"
King's arrogant voice rang out, and a golden tiger ran out.
The siblings each sat on their pets, and in a moment the bumblebee overtook the lollipop.
"Lollipop outrun it."
Sugar Candy pouted her pink lips and plucked a few hairs behind the snow leopard's buttocks.
The snow leopard is notoriously fast, but still not as fast as King's bumblebee.
Not long after, the roar of the beast was heard in the middle of the forest, and a large group of beasts were turning around to watch the two sturdy wolves fight.
The two little ones are sitting in a group of beasts, watching the game!
If this picture is seen by outsiders, it is estimated that they will think that they are dazzled or dreaming.
After a while, a gray wolf was defeated.
"You've lost."
King leaned comfortably against the tree.
"Three rounds will determine the winner and loser, and this is only one game."
Tangtang was not convinced, and pointed to the big wolf again: "You come out!" ā
"The woman is so shameless, Da Hei beat it!"
King glanced at Sugar Candy disdainfully, and said to the big black wolf.
The big black wolf roared excitedly, and rushed towards the other wolf with his strong limbs.
Soon, Sugar Candy was crying with a sad face, her beautiful big eyes were red, and she lost again.
"Willing to gamble and lose, you should accept the punishment!"
King stood up, slapped his ass handsomely, and grabbed Candy's waist with one hand, and barred her up.
The speed of the wind sent the sugar candy into the river with a bang.
Sugar Candy hadn't figured out the situation yet, she choked on a few mouthfuls of water, screamed in fright, and swam desperately with her little arms.
"Ah, there's something to chew on candy."
Sugar Candy is crying in the river, with two big crabs hanging from her ears, a big lobster in her hair, and clothes on her fingers.
She is so pitiful, every time she goes into the water, there are fish vying to bite the candy!
Sugar candy is like the most delicious fish food, no fish can resist the temptation ~ confusion.
"Well, there's seafood to eat tonight."
King touched his chin with a big ghost, it was cool but hilarious.
"Ah, a crocodile is chasing after me, brother save Tangtang!"
Sugarcandy's face changed and she screamed, and two crocodiles swam behind her.
"Crocodiles don't bite, stay a little longer and wait for more crabs to take the bait."
"Enough brother, there are a lot of them, Mommy said that she can't finish eating too much, so hurry up and pull the candy."
Sugar Candy's little arm is paddling desperately, and the crocodile is about to bite her ass (ćoć)!
"It's so noisy, tell you that crocodiles don't bite!"
King gouged out his ears and sat lazily on the lawn, angry enough to die.
"The crocodile doesn't bite you, but it bites the candy."
"Then let them bite your ass off and save you from having to fart all the time."
"Woo, Sugar Candy doesn't fart, don't make noise about my brother sleeping, my brother save me."
Sugar Candy knows each other very well, and she knows that King is deliberately manipulating her, bad brother.
She wants to take back her previous words, King doesn't hurt Sugar Candy at all, he will only bully Sugar Candy, "How can you guarantee it?" ā
King won't take it lightly to believe in this troublesome sister.
"I promise to play a prank on you again, and I'll wash your stinky socks for a month."
Sugar Candy has swam a few laps in the river, but it can't get ashore, and the two crocodiles are chasing after it, and even more crocodiles live here and swim over.
King frowned in displeasure, "My socks stink?" ā
"It's not stinky, my brother's socks are fragrant, and Sugar Candy's socks are stinky, ah, there's a stinky crab that caught Sugar Candy's ass, help, woo woo......"
Sugarcandy's miserable cries resounded throughout the forest, and the little butts were pinched.
"It's ugly to cry."
King shook his head, looking at his sister with a handful of tears and snot in disgust.
He had already seen that this sister was not only a troublemaker, but also a sycophant.
"Brother King, woo woo......"
This time Sugar Candy was really scared, and several times the crocodile opened its bloody mouth at her and almost bit her!
"Coward!"
King sighed, and stretched out his little hand in the direction of Sugar Candy, and an extreme cold air forced out.
Something strange happened, Sugar Candy was lifted from the river by a trumpet-shaped piece of ice, and she sat firmly in the center, like a Guanyin child.
Then, the river was instantly hexagrammed, and King walked over with his little short legs and graceful and confident steps.
"Woo, my brother is so good!"
Sugar Candy cried her nose and didn't forget to pat her ass.
"Throw the fish and shrimp on your body yourself."
King took off his T-shirt, revealing snow-white skin and two tiny red dots.
"Count the crabs, how many lobsters there are."
"Oh, crab crab fish, lobster crab fish..."
Sugar Candy was the first to rip the crab off her ass, followed by her hair.
"Who told you to read it, I mean counting, there are a few of them."
King rolled his purple eyes, the idiot was really stupid.