"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore, love and love......"

"When the road is uneven, you roar, when it's time to shoot, you can shoot! Wind and fire in Kyushu, ah......"

"The waves are running, the waves are flowing, and the waves can't distinguish joy and sorrow......"

In the box, the colorful lights flickered, and everyone sat around the inferior long sofa, looking at the screen, holding the microphone, and howling!

The first to 'raise their voices' are old bastards such as Brother Tiger and Lao Leopard, they were all born in the sixties and seventies, and the bastards of that generation all sang it, and one of them also came to a Jet Li version of the theme song.

Hearing this, Xiaobei and Da Mao frowned, and Luo Yang, Zhang Lianhua and others also secretly covered their ears!

Like the bastards of their generation, singing has a characteristic - they sing as much as they go out of tune. Even if you can find the right tune, you have to deliberately sing the wrong tune, as if singing the right tune is a very shameless thing!

That's it, they don't want to be nice, but they want a high note. Throat ripped open. Every sentence exerted all his strength, and the ghost cried wolf, as if this is the only way to meet the identity of a 'bastard' and be heroic enough!

-- They belong to a combination of 'classical hooligans' and 'money-worshipping hooligans', although they are bastards, but they still have a trace of the feelings of a green forest hero in their bones!

Finally withstood the sonic bombardment of these people, and the microphone with the line was passed into the hands of Xiaobei and Da Mao, and the songs they ordered, and the songs ordered by Brother Hu and others in front of them, can clearly hear the age difference between the two generations of bastards - although Xiaobei and Da Mao are not bastards, but they once fantasized about becoming a 'carrying handle', and tried to work in that direction!

Most of the songs they ordered were songs by Ekin Cheng and Chen Xiaochun, and they must have used to pay homage and worship in Internet cafes.

When Xiaobei and Da Mao were singing, Brother Tiger, Lao Leopard and others frowned frequently-what are young people singing now? Sing Cantonese! There is no momentum at all!

The microphone came to Zhang Lianhua's hand, and it was a quiet song at first, jumping and dancing alone, singing happily.

Then, Brother Tiger, Lao Leopard, Xiaobei and Da Mao all frowned, and muttered in Yan Xiaoliu's voice in their hearts-What's this, what's this singing?!

The so-called wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and the words are not speculative for more than half a sentence!

The ancients have long summarized the importance of like-mindedness!

It must be difficult for these people to resonate with each other when they sing together--the horse does not talk to the cow, and the cow does not talk to the wind, this is the truth, otherwise, it can only be a dry stare at each other without the wind and the cow!

"Sister Anna, you can sing a song too!"

Zhang Lianhua handed the microphone to Anna, and immediately thought that she was dumb, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I forgot your ......"

Zhang Lianhua handed the microphone to Luo Yang again: "Hey, villain, you can sing a song!" ”

"I can't sing! Brother Tiger, why don't you do it again! ”

Luo Yang pushed and said, in fact, his singing has reached a professional level, whether it is English songs or Chinese songs, he is extremely good. Go to the bar with Alex to pick up girls, and his singing has captured the hearts of countless girls.

However, he was not willing to play a song affectionately in front of these people - this is not a typical waste of sentiment to play the piano to a cow!

-- What a-out thing to sing affectionately to so many big and rough people!

Singing is like drinking, you have to find the right person, you can have fun - lilies to find lilies, broken backs to find broken backs, this is the most perfect ending, the best destination.

Brother Tiger feels good about himself, and the song he just had a lot of fun just now, at most it only aroused a little addiction to singing, and he didn't sing it happily.

At this time, seeing Luo Yang handing over the microphone in his hand, he was not polite, and said to another bastard: "Ah Hai, give me two songs-......"

As soon as Luo Yang heard the name of the song reported by Brother Hu, he began to regret it - others sang either for money or to play handsome and pickle girls. Brother Tiger sings, even if he doesn't die, he has to bring new patients to the otology and psychiatrist!

Luo Yang was about to get up and walk away, but he didn't expect someone to stand up one step ahead of him, it was Zhang Lianhua who handed the microphone to Luo Yang just now!

――Want to pee?

I'll have to get out of the way, too, and avoid this wave of sonic attacks first!

Luo Yang just pouted his buttocks, covered his stomach and looked pained, and before he could fully stand up, he saw Xiaobei and Da Mao 'swish' to stand up, and rushed towards the door.

Luo Yang sneered in his heart - he had already seen that these two boys had already seen the 'little flower', just like a fly seeing a rotten egg, and they were already ready to move!

But you can't blame them, after all, they are young people in the flower season, and when they are hormones erupting, they must be drunk when they see a playful, lively and beautiful girl like Zhang Lianhua!

"Didn't you two go to the toilet when you two came out of the hotel? It's only been less than twenty minutes, and you're urinating urgently? Is your bladder broken? I knew that I should have given each of you a rubber band to tie it just now! ”

Xiaobei and Da Mao laughed wryly, followed Zhang Lianhua and walked out of the private room.

In this way, it will be difficult for Luo Yang to leave, otherwise, only Anna and Brother Tiger are left in the private room, which is inappropriate and impolite.

- What Luo Yang is even more afraid of is Brother Tiger and the others, revealing their 'bastard' nature, making fun of Anna, and even stretching out their groping hands.

He wasn't worried about Anna's humiliation, Luo Yang was worried about Brother Tiger and Lao Leopard - they came out to eat and sing, Luo Yang didn't want to attend their memorial service tomorrow, and today next year would be their death day!

After singing the song, Luo Yang's eardrums hurt, and his mind was full of echoes of 'buzzing'. If Han Hong happened to pass by and heard it, he would have to vomit blood, and by the way, he could lose dozens of catties of meat!

When Han Lei appeared on the screen domineeringly, as the music slowly sounded, Luo Yang wanted to cry without tears, if God gave him a chance to make a choice between not listening to Brother Tiger singing this song and living for another five hundred years, Luo Yang must choose to give up living for five hundred years, and don't listen to Brother Tiger sing this song!

Just when Brother Tiger was angry and was about to snort and perform this song with the lion's roar, there seemed to be a lot of movement outside the door of the box.

In addition to the private room next door, a female man's private adaptation echoed throughout the building, and it was rumored that the most romantic thing my sister could think of was to use all the poses with you......

actually sang the taste of a warm and sweet song, which is five or six points similar to the voice of the original singer, what a heroine among women and a wizard in the singing world!

In addition to the singing voice of the female singer who 'uses all postures', there seems to be the sound of quarrels and fights in the corridor, faintly entering the private room.

Brother Tiger exhaled deeply for half a minute, and the breath of the dantian had been brewing for a long time, and he just held it back, and he almost suffocated in one breath.

Ahem, ahem!

Brother Tiger coughed violently, and he had already choked back his internal injuries!

'Bang! ’

The box door was slammed open, and the first to walk in was Zhang Lianhua, who had lost her face.

Subsequently, it was Xiaobei and Da Mao whose clothes were torn and his face was covered with wounds.

Especially Xiaobei, the last injury was not good, and now his face is blue and purple, his lips are broken, his chin is swollen, and his two eyes have become panda eyes!

Da Mao is even more wolf, his hair has been torn off a lot, not to mention, his face is covered with blood, and he looks extremely bloody.

Behind them, more than a dozen men armed with long knives and iron rods walked in, all of them fierce, some wearing suits, some wearing sleeveless black tight vests, revealing arrogant tattoos on their bodies.

Dragon, phoenix, Guan Gong, unicorn, wolf head...... There was also a young long-haired shirtless woman with a tattoo of the Virgin. But I don't know which tattoo parlor on the street tattooed the Virgin Mary as a middle-aged woman with facial paralysis with plump breasts.

Looking at the injured Xiaobei and Da Mao, Luo Yang's brows gradually furrowed......

"Are these two little all of yours together? Dare to hit my brother, how can this account be calculated? ”

The middle-aged man in a suit said with an arrogant face.

He had already noticed the tiger brother and the old leopard on the sofa, but they looked fearless!

An old bastard next to Brother Hu, who obviously knew the bastard who spoke, said coldly: "Ah ghost, you are mixed up now, Niu B!" Don't even let Brother Tiger and Brother Leopard go? ”

The middle-aged bastard known as 'Ah Ghost' grinned and pretended to exclaim: "Yo, who should I be, it turned out to be 'Lao Lin'!" Yo, where are the tigers and leopards? ”

"! What are you, what are you! Dare to call Brother Tiger and Brother Leopard like that! Do you have too many drugs, or do you have water in your brain?! ”

Lao Lin scolded angrily.