Chen Jing is not a pedantic person, telling jokes... He doesn't don't do things like talking about yellow jokes.

But today, he has something on his mind, and he is really not very interested. However, all of you here are leaders, and when it comes to qualifications and levels, Chen Jing is a small character in the middle.

Yi Xianping, who is also a member of the county party committee and a member of the new county party committee and a popular candidate for the new Standing Committee of the county party committee and the political and legal committee, so his qualifications and Chen Jing are not the same.

Yi Xianping coaxed Chen Jing to make a joke, but Chen Jing really couldn't refuse, so he opened his mouth and told a joke: "It is said that a female instructor went to the countryside to promote birth control, and for the sake of demonstration, the female instructor picked up a condom and pointed to the left hand man, explaining to the farmer that it would be possible to use contraception."

As a result, a month later, a farmer came to the theory angrily, and raised the condom on the finger of his left hand and said to the female instructor: "Every time I do it with my wife, I have sex in your way, and she is still pregnant!" You'll have to explain it to me! ”

After Chen Jing's joke was finished, a room full of people laughed, Shao Bingying covered her mouth to eat and laugh, and stared at Chen Jing with a pair of soul-hooking eyes, almost dripping water.

And Wang Hanyang and the others also laughed, Wang Hanyang pointed to Chen Jing's nose and said: "A genius is a genius, and there are many things in his head." Seeing that you usually don't say a word, you really talk about jokes, but you are undeservedly violent. He turned his head to look at Cao Shi and said, "Old grass, you heard it! This paragraph is subtle, and there are many places for people to taste. ”

Cao Shixuan laughed and said: "It's good, Director Chen has a high level, I'm willing to bow down!" He picked up his wine glass and said to Chen Jing: "Chen Ju, I have admired your name for a long time, but speaking of which, we are first acquaintances today, and I salute you!" Jijing hurriedly stood up and said, "Prosecutor General, you are the leader, I should respect you!" "It doesn't matter who respects whom, the wine is drunk into your stomach, come, let's do it!" Grass and stone drank the wine in the cup.

Chen Jing had no choice but to finish the wine, and the waiter standing behind him hurriedly came over to add the wine to Chen Jing.

The waiters in the VIP private rooms of Fangshan Hotel are all selected by the reception office of the county party committee and given to the business establishment. Only a few people know about this matter, Chen Jing knows about it, or a relative of Jin Lu has asked Chen Jing about it.

Originally, the child was working in Jinlu Restaurant, but her family didn't think it was an iron rice bowl and it was not reliable, so they asked Chen Jing to help understand the recruitment of regular waiters in Fangshan Hotel.

Fangshan Hotel has long been restructured, where is there a waiter with a latte rice bowl? Chen Jing was full of doubts, and only after inquiring did he know that there was really such a thing.

He didn't promise Jin Lu's relative, because he really didn't want to do anything about it, and now it seems that even if he is a staffed waiter, the working environment is not very good.

A group of old men drink and chat, talk about yellow jokes, and look around with irregular eyes, maybe there are hands and feet, where is a good working environment? Of course, it is not excluded that these hired waiters themselves also have the idea of climbing the branches, this society......

Chen Jing was thinking wildly in his mind, and when he woke up, he found that everyone was looking at him.

He was a little dazed, and Yi Xianping said, "Director Chen, what's wrong?" Mr. Shao's words make your bones crispy when you listen to it? It's not so incomprehensible, is it? ”

Chen Jing turned her head to look at Shao Bingying, and saw that she was holding the wine glass, her ten fingers were slender and silky, and the posture of holding the cup was very graceful, and her chin was slightly raised, with a charming smile on her face, and her eyes were looking at Chen Jing.

Chen Jing waved his hand again and again, and said, "Mr. Shao, you are really too strong to drink, will you spare me?" "That's not good, it's the first time I've toasted you, and you can't refuse me!" Shao Bingying said, her voice was soft and beautiful, as beautiful as a nightingale. A word of affirmation came out of her mouth,

There is a smell of disgust, which makes people sound numb.

Cao Shi Xuan coaxed: "Mr. Shao, I didn't say you, do you know why Chen Ju refused?"

That's the wrong way you toast, you have to get closer, the two of them cross their hands, let's have a toast, I guarantee that Chen Ju will not say that he can't drink anymore!

Men, you can't say no in front of women! As soon as Chen Jing heard Cao Shixuan's words, he hurriedly said: "That's okay, I'm out today, I'm dry of this glass of wine!" ”

Chen Jing picked up the wine glass and drank it all, only to feel that his stomach was tumbling uncomfortably, the wine was rushing, and his head was splitting!

He put down the wine glass, his face was already red because of the drinking, but he knew in his heart that today's situation seemed to be a bit of a bully, and he had to find a way.

He stood up, pretending to be too drunk to stumble and rush out, and a waiter had already carried him to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Chen Jing went to the toilet to wash his face, and it happened that Yi Xianping also came over, he patted Chen Jing's shoulder and said, "What?" Chen Ju, this won't work? You're not going to be drunk and everyone is drunk, are you? ”

Chen Jing shook his head and said, "Yi Shuji, don't make fun of me!" I can't do it anymore! "He and Yi Xianping went back to the wine table together, he pretended to be drunk when he got to the seat, and fell on the chair like a puddle of mud, it didn't work if anyone called him, Yi Guangping said!" Okay, he's really drunk! He was more than this amount, but I think Mr. Shao was too charming, so that Chen Ju was more than half drunk when he saw you. Shao Bingying smiled, was modest, picked up the cup and drank with Yi Xianping again.

Without Chen Jing, the atmosphere on the wine table was still active, everyone toasted each other, and Shao Bingying was interspersed with ease. She thanked the leaders of the Department of Political Science and Law for their strong support in the Caishui accident this time, and the situation at the scene was very dangerous, thanks to Director Li and his entourage.

There are three political and legal leaders who came today, and the other is Yi Xianping, the deputy secretary of the political and legal committee, the public security bureau and the procuratorate. Shao Bingying, the leader of the court, did not invite, it seems that she doesn't want anything to go that far, the kind of shrewdness and deep meaning that this woman shows inadvertently is indeed impressive.

The atmosphere at the wine table became more and more harmonious, and at the most harmonious time, Shao Bingying spoke: "Leaders, your support and contribution to Caishui, to be honest, as the person in charge of Caishui, I really don't know how to repay it!" Today, I prepared a table of thin wine and invited all the leaders to appreciate it, and I am really honored. ”

She raised her hand: "All the leaders have a gift bag of our colored water behind the seats, all of them are some gadgets, it is really a thin gift, no matter what, please smile at the leaders!" Chen Jing was shocked, he reached behind and touched it, and sure enough, he found a small boxy cardboard box, on which the U Zhen printed with colored water was very exquisite!

Yi Xianping picked up the box on his seat, squinted his eyes and said, "Oh, Mr. Bingying is too polite, we eat and drink, how embarrassed?" Shao Bingying said with a smile: "Yi Shu Ji said this is frustrating, our future work in Caishui will not have to trouble the leaders, where is the head decent today, it is really cold!" Yi Xianping said: "Since Mr. Shao said so, it seems that this gift will not be accepted, so I will laugh and accept it!" Yi Xianping accepted the gift with a smile, and the rest of the people naturally did not object, and finally everyone had a gift!

After the dinner, Chen Jing got out of the hotel with the help of people, he didn't let the driver wait, he was determined to take a taxi home.

But he squinted his eyes slightly, but he felt that others helped him to the direction of the parking lot, he was shocked, and was about to speak, but heard Shao Bingying's voice: "It's fast, it's fast!" That's it! Shall I drive Director Chen back? ”

Chen Jing's face turned white, and he didn't care that he was pretending to be confused, so he immediately sobered up and said, "No, no, I'll take a taxi back." It is not safe to drive after drinking. ”

He looked up suddenly, but found that he had already arrived at the center of the parking lot, and looked around blankly, everyone else was gone, it was a girl waitress supporting him, and Shao Bingying was just a stone's throw away in front of him.

Chen Jing breathed normally, and he could smell the fragrance emanating from her, and at such a close distance, Chen Jing could even see her lip line clearly.

There was no one around, Shao Bingying seemed to be much bolder, she stared at Chen Jing with a smile, and said, "What's wrong?" Director Chen, are you worried that I won't be able to eat you? ”

Chen Jingtou was a little dazed, he knew very well that it would be difficult for any man to say no when faced with this situation.

Chen Jing felt that his tongue did not listen to the command, he stood up straight and slowly shook off the waiter beside him.

Then, without speaking, he turned and walked straight to the exit of the parking lot.

Shao Bingying was slightly stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Director Chen! ”

Chen Jing didn't hear it, and continued to walk forward, Chen Jing suddenly thought of a sentence: "Silence is golden!" Indeed, sometimes silence is really the best way to deal with it, he walked to a bright place, and there were more people coming and going, Shao Bingying wanted to shout again, but she couldn't scream, she just watched Chen Jing disappear from her sight.

Looking at the direction in which Chen Jing disappeared, this woman's expression was quite complicated, a little angry, a little contemptuous, and a little frustration The gift in the handbag was unexpectedly valuable, a jade carving in the Year of the Dragon, a very delicate carving, not to mention the preciousness of jade, the level of carving alone is quite remarkable.

In addition, under the jade carving, there was a thick pile of money, Chen Jing counted it, and it was 10,000 yuan.

After receiving such an ill-gotten gain, Chen Jing didn't know whether to be surprised or flattered.

His first reaction was why Shao Bingying would give him money, and he was so generous as soon as he made a move, a jade carving plus 10,000 yuan, Chen Jing's salary for a year without eating or drinking could not get these.

Chen Jing regretted attending this banquet today, because he felt that this banquet was like a trap, and he was trapped by someone as soon as he went.

What to do with things and money? Pretend you don't know or go back right away? Or is there something else that can be done? Chen Jing felt at a loss, he really didn't know how to deal with it!