Chapter 118: Who is the Banmen, who is Guan Gong
The style of work in the army is very rigorous, and every qiē has rules and procedures. Whoever violates this charter will naturally have a good look.
For example, Yuan Gang, whom Liu Ming just met yesterday, although this guy was a special soldier before, he didn't know what mistakes he made, so he was fired.
But in such an environment, at this moment, there are four people sitting in a certain room.
All four of them turned out to be with the rank of major!
They sat around the table with cigarettes in their mouths and wine on the table, and one of them shouted, "Three threes to two!" ”
Another person was surprised: "I'm cāo Lao Cao, just after the card was played, you took the pair of two away?" What's your card! ”
"You'll find out later." Lao Cao said with a smile, "Pig's head, a leopard, a falcon, I don't think your money is enough to pay!" ”
On the table, sure enough, there was a lot of money.
These four people, not to mention drinking and smoking in the army, dare to gamble!
But they obviously didn't care, so they heard the pig's head pout: "Not enough money? You're! What's more, we may not lose this one! Three twos lead the team three, crush you! ”
"Six eights, one of which is red, doubled, haha!" Lao Cao threw out the card and said with a smug smile.
Seeing that the other three were all stunned and looked at him, he casually threw out seven cards and said, "There are seven fives!" How's that, triple it? Seven more Qs, three times as much, right? And four red Ks, double again, right? Did you think it was over? Hehe, Lao Tzu still has the Four Heavenly Kings, four times! Plus it's dragged at the end, and it's doubled ......"
Speaking of this, seeing that the faces of the other three were extremely ugly, Lao Cao covered his stomach and laughed wildly: "How many times is it?" We started with twenty dollars a handful, I'll do the math......"
Lao Cao's mouth continued to speak, and every time he said a word, the faces of several people became a little uglier.
Later, their faces were already pale!
"Fifteen times, a total of three hundred dollars! Give quickly, give quickly. Lao Cao finally finished the calculation and couldn't help laughing wildly.
Several people glanced at each other, and they all saw the confusion and surprise in each other's eyes, and then roared angrily at the same time: "Lao Cao, are you cheating again?" ”
It turned out that four people were fighting the landlord with two decks of cards, and they stipulated that the six identical ones should be doubled, and the "red and black" would be doubled. "Red" represents four identical red cards. The same is true of "black".
When Lao Cao heard this, he was furious, slapped the table and stood up and shouted: "Fart, you obviously washed the cards just now, right?" Give the money quickly, otherwise Lao Tzu will turn his face! ”
"Flip around? Okay, you turn your face1" When the pig head heard this, he laughed lewdly, "I'm not afraid of you turning your face!" Anyway, when it comes to fighting, the three of us are still afraid of you? ”
Ah Leopard and Falcon looked at Lao Cao with a smile at the same time.
Obviously, they very much agree with the creation of the pig's head.
The corners of Lao Cao's mouth twitched, and he suddenly had a feeling of being unladylike......
Just when the four of them were making a fuss, the door was suddenly kicked open, and a person was heard shouting: "Cao, Lao Tzu has looked for you for a circle, and I know that you are here!" ”
The four of them were furious, in the army, who would dare to kick their own door?
I just looked back and saw that it was Qi Zhengtai, so I hurriedly haha: "It turned out to be Atai, come, let's have a drink together!" ”
Qi Zhengtai originally had a stiff face, but he couldn't hold it anymore.
Although these four people were much higher in rank than him, he didn't care, but came over and said, "Are you still in the mood to drink?" Hehe, I tell you, this time you are afraid that you will have to suffer. ”
"What's the problem? Is your brother going to call us to lecture again? Lao Cao said disapprovingly.
"This time it's not just a lecture." Qi Zhengtai shook his head and said, "Okay, let's go, otherwise you will look good later!" ”
The four of them were stunned when they heard this, but they didn't dare to slack off anymore, and hurriedly walked outside, ignoring the money on the table.
"Cousin, why is it taking so long? Didn't your troops order and forbid it? Several people waited outside for more than twenty minutes, and Xiaoya finally said impatiently.
"The four of them are old fritters, otherwise how could I ask Liu Ming to clean them up?" Qi Zhenghui smiled bitterly, "In the entire garrison area, there are only four of them who dare to do this." ”
"Isn't the four of them very backgrounded? So you can't even control your cousin? Xiaoya was surprised.
"That's not ......" Qi Zhenghui said in a low voice, "There are some things you don't need to know, as long as you know that they did it with the tacit approval of the leader." ”
Liu Ming's body shook slightly when he heard this, if he wanted to become an old fritter in the army, it was not enough to have extraordinary skills, and he was afraid that he would not be able to have a strong background.
But there are only four people who have done it, so what are they relying on?
At this moment, he saw Qi Zhengtai walking towards this side with four people.
Those four people are all about the same height, about one meter seven or eight, one or two centimeters taller than themselves. And the four of them are all small flat heads, and their appearance is very ordinary, but their skin is dark, showing their health.
The four of them did not take a square step, nor did they take a straight step, they just walked very casually.
But even so, it gives people a feeling of "walking like a tiger".
"These four people are great masters!" The first thought rose in Liu Ming's heart.
"Hello Chief!"
At this time, the four of them had already walked over, immediately stood in line, and then saluted Qi Zhenghui with a brush.
They didn't squint, they didn't seem to see Liu Ming, a handsome guy, like Xiaoya, a little beauty.
Liu Ming saw it and nodded secretly: This is a soldier!
Just, why do you smell alcohol? He had just admired these four people, and now that admiration immediately sank into the sea......
"Bastard, you're drinking again?" Qi Zhenghui scolded a little angrily, "Didn't you warn you that you are not allowed to drink in the army?" Drink it and get out there! ”
Lao Cao said "report" at this time, and then said: "Chief! We didn't drink in the army, we just drank outside! No, I was found back by Atai! ”
When the other three heard this, a trace of admiration immediately flashed in their eyes: Lao Cao, this guy is not only good at cheating, but also good at lying!
Qi Zhenghui immediately looked at Atai, and Atai hurriedly said, "Yes, chief!" But there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Qi Zhenghui smiled bitterly and shook his head, how could he not know that a few people were lying to him?
But he didn't expose it, and said lightly: "Okay, I won't pursue it this time, and next time, see how I clean you up!" ”
When he said the word "clean up", he finally had a smile on his face: "Lao Cao, haven't you always looked down on people outside?" Today, I've got you an opponent, would you like to try it? ”
Lao Cao immediately stood up straight and said, "If the chief wants me to try, I'll try!" Resolutely obey the orders of the chief! "Still don't squint!
"Take a break! Okay, okay, take it easy. Seeing him talking to himself with a glance, Qi Zhenghui waved his hand helplessly.
This time, the four of them immediately exploded the pot, making a lot of noise, making it look like a vegetable market.
are all asking, "Who is this little beauty, where did she come from?" Captain, are you going to introduce me as a girlfriend? "Little beauty, give my brother a smile" and something like that.
Liu Ming faced the huge contrast between them before and after, and suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood.
Is this the same four people just now?
"Let you relax, you won't stop?" Qi Zhenghui didn't want their bad image to be seen by outsiders, so he couldn't help but scold, seeing that the four of them didn't think so, he had to say helplessly again, "Okay, sue you, this is the master I invited." He hasn't been a soldier, but his kung fu is no weaker than yours! ”
As soon as he heard this, the pig head immediately laughed and said, "Commander, are you funny?" We're a murderer, and so will he? ”
Then he pouted and looked at Liu Ming and said, "Boy, have you ever killed someone?" ”
“……”
Liu Ming didn't expect him to say this, frowned, and finally said, "It should be considered a killing." ”
"What?" Now it's the pig's turn, and they're surprised!
Because they were soldiers, even if they killed someone, they were allowed.
But what is Liu Ming's identity? is just an ordinary person, killing people pays for his life, even if he doesn't pay for his life, I'm afraid he has to sit through the prison.
But this guy actually killed someone? Are you alright? What's even more speechless is that he still dares to say it!
Even Qi Zhenghui was a little incredulous.
Seeing that their expressions were wrong, Liu Ming hurriedly said haha: "Last night I dreamed that I became an ancient general, riding a divine horse, dragging a spear, killing the enemy, going down with one shot, hacking five people, and cutting down eight people!" Does this count as homicide? ”
Now it was their turn to be speechless.
It turned out that he was dreaming of killing people, and he dreamed that he had become a general? It's funny!
The pig head said disdainfully: "If you have the ability, you will come to be a soldier and work hard towards a real general." Otherwise, isn't it just a pipe dream? ”
Lao Cao also smiled: "Little brother, it's nothing for you to say big things, but it depends on who says it in front of you." Saying this in front of our four brothers, don't you think it's a big knife in front of the class and a big knife in front of the gate? ”
Liu Ming listened to their mocking words, and he was not angry, and said with a slight smile: "Who is the class gate and who is Guan Gong, you have to try it to find out!" ”
"Yo, the kid is quite bold!"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to cry until you cry!"
The four of them immediately despised it.
Qi Zhenghui smiled secretly and said busily: "Okay, I will allow one of you to challenge him, which of you will come first?" ”
"It's a shame for me to go first! Let's go first! Lao Cao said.
"I'll rub, what do you mean, Lao Cao? It's better than us, isn't it? The pig's head was not angry.
Lao Cao glared at him: "Are you better than me?" Why don't we practice? ”
The pig's head immediately stopped talking!
It's not the first time I've practiced with Lao Cao, but which time didn't I lose to him? Practice again, shame on you!
"Alright, then I'll go up." The pig's head said angrily.
Seeing the pig's head coming over, Liu Ming was suddenly surprised: "Why are you alone?" Didn't the four of you go up together? ”
"What did you say?" When the pig's head heard this, he roared angrily, "There is a kind of you say again! ”
The other three were furious!
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