Chapter 25 Poverty Alleviation and Hip Support

Around half past nine in the evening.

Luo Yang took Xiaobei and Da Mao, who were already seven or eight points drunk, and hurriedly walked out of the small restaurant.

"Brother Yang, where are you going?" Xiaobei drank a little high, and asked with a stalk on his neck.

Luo Yang smiled mysteriously: "Where are you going?" This doesn't need to be asked, of course, it will take you to earn money! ā€

"Now?" Xiaobei looked at the night that had completely darkened, as well as the street lights and neon lights at the beginning of the day, and muttered hesitantly.

"Now, of course! Not now, but next year! Luo Yang said with a smile.

Da Mao on the side thought about it, and suddenly turned around and ran towards the door of the small restaurant.

"Da Mao, why are you going?" Luo Yang was puzzled.

Xiaobei shouted: "Da Mao, those chicken bones don't need to be packed, it's too greasy to eat today, tomorrow we will drink porridge to clear the stomach and ......"

When Luo Yang heard this, he almost burst out laughing, these two goods are really funny.

Da Mao did not walk into the restaurant, but picked up a half-cut red brick in the corner of the restaurant, commonly known as 'eighty-five bricks', held it in his hand, and walked back violently.

"What are you doing?" Luo Yang looked at Da Mao very strangely: "What are you doing with a broken brick?" ā€

Gurg......

Da Mao burped and said resolutely: "Brother Yang, you say, which bank to go to?" I built yƬ to go to the Agricultural Bank on Anqing Street, where the ATM is relatively hidden, and few people pass by at night! ā€

Luo Yang scolded with a smile: "Damn! You kid is fat enough to dare to rob the bank's ATM! However, with just a broken brick, it is difficult to smash the tempered display, let alone get the money inside! ā€

Da Mao smirked and scratched his head: "That...... Guarding next to the machine, I saw someone withdrawing money, touched it directly from behind, and patted the black bricks! ā€

"Get out! Did I tell you a long time ago, since you are my eldest brother, I can't take my little brother down the road of crime! Luo Yang scolded: "If you don't want to be in prison, hurry up and throw away the broken bricks in your hand!" ā€

Xiaobei blinked and said a little shyly: "Brother Yang, what kind of money can you make on this big night?" It's not going to be a 'duck', is it? I don't care too much about chastity, but the two of us are still 'virgins', and we definitely can't satisfy those lonely middle-aged women who are like wolves and tigers...... With such a heavy job, we are afraid that we have more than enough heart and strength, and we really can't 'do' it! ā€

Luo Yang was amused by these two living treasures again, one was about to rob the bank with a broken brick, and the other thought that he was going to take them to be 'duck men', and it was really a strange thing in a strange way!

Luo Yang teased him: "Rub!" Now rich old women like to play 'virgins' the most, just like rich men play 'chicks', when the time comes, you just need to go to bed, and you don't have to worry about the rest...... When it's over, I'll seal a big red envelope for you! ā€

Xiao Bei believed it and asked with some trepidation: "Is this ...... Is there really a red envelope to take? Does it hurt the first time? ā€

Luo Yang couldn't hold it back anymore, and laughed, and at this moment, a loud sound of glass breaking sounded behind him.

Luo Yang turned his head when he heard the sound, only to see that the glass door of the small restaurant was gone, and the broken glass was scattered all over the ground.

"Damn, it's a tofu scum project again!" Xiaobei said angrily that he was able to associate an ordinary glass door with the 'tofu scum project', and his imagination was really rich!

Luo Yang looked at Da Mao, who was drunk and empty-handed, and asked suspiciously, "Da Mao, what about the brick you just held in your hand?" ā€

Da Mao said puzzled: "I lost it, what's wrong?" Brother Yang, didn't you ask me to throw away the broken bricks? ā€

Looking at Luo Yang, who had a stern face, Da Mao asked very aggrievedly.

"! Which way did you throw it? Luo Yang hurriedly asked.

Da Mao thought blankly for a long time, and then pointed to the direction of the small restaurant with some uncertainty: "I just threw it away...... It seems to be in that direction."

Luo Yang couldn't cry or laugh, when he encountered these two muddy balls that were more 'muddy' than himself, he had no choice but to accept his fate!

Luo Yang pulled his legs and ran: "What are you doing standing stupidly, don't run yet!" ā€

"Run? Why are you running? ā€

"That's right, Brother Yang, do you like 'night running'?"

"I like 'wild artillery', I don't like 'night running', don't talk nonsense, it's too late if you don't run!"

Luo Yang turned his head as he ran, and shouted at Xiaobei and Da Mao with stunned faces.

At that moment, a chef with a face full of meat and a weight comparable to that of a 'Wakoku' sumo wrestler, holding a large kitchen knife dangling with oil and minced meat, rushed out. Behind him, a woman with a broom followed.

"Rabbit cub, dare to smash the glass of my store, don't chop you into meat sauce, Lao Tzu is not surnamed Tu! Stop, don't run! ā€

The drunken Da Mao and Xiao Bei were suddenly awakened by fright, 'whoosh', and ran faster than a rabbit.

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After the five-kilometer cross-country run, Xiaobei and Da Mao gasped like wolf dogs in the hot summer, and their tongues were already sticking out......

"Good...... It's dangerous," Da Mao said, gasping for breath.

"Don't throw things in the future, what if you hit a child? It's not good to drop flowers and plants! ā€

Luo Yang stood in front of them without blushing or panting, and there was a joke of leisure, there was not even a drop of sweat on his forehead, where did he seem to have run five kilometers, looking at him, it was more relaxed and comfortable than walking in the garden.

"Brother Yang, your physical fitness is really terrifying, you have been running for so long, such a long way, and you are still fine, cough cough cough...... I'm tired to death," Becky began to nauseate and retch, spitting acid water.

"Brother Yang, where are you going next?" Da Mao asked cautiously, just now his 'flying brick stunt' got into trouble, and he looked very honest at this time.

Luo Yang looked around, raised his hand and pointed to a place fifty meters away that said 'Lotus Heart Foot Bath'.

Looking through the glass sliding door, under the dark red light, on a long sofa, three or four scantily clad women sat side by side, some were watching TV, some were eating melon seeds, and one was actually knitting sweaters.

The woman sitting closest to the outer door, found Xiaobei and Da Mao, who were cowering and looking at her obscenely not far away, smiled very 'professionally', and beckoned outside, so short that it couldn't be shorter Qi P short skirt, two black silk legs that were originally crossed and close together, suddenly separated, under the dark red light, the 'black' inside loomed, I couldn't see whether it was black sexy little underwear, or nothing was worn, vacuum battle, black may be a pure natural human body 'wool'.

"Yang ...... Brother Yang, this ...... Not so good! ā€

Xiaobei's eyes lit up, both excited and longing, and a little nervous, and said.

Luo Yang secretly wiped off the harazi that had flowed to the corners of his mouth, and said with a straight face: "What do you want!" Of course not! If you don't learn well at a young age, your mind is full of filthy things...... Those sisters who 'stumbled' are also very pitiful, in order to make a living, forced to do this line of work, we can't take advantage of the danger of others, 'do' such unkind and unjust things! ā€

"Aren't they pitiful?" Da Mao said.

Luo Yang stared at the 'stumbling' sister who split her legs without blinking, and swallowed violently: "Yes, they are indeed pitiful......

Luo Yang has already determined that the 'black' between her legs is definitely not the color of her underwear, judging from the softness of the black mass and the 'agility' that changes at will, it should be 'wool' undoubtedly!

- What a dark and dense forest! Or the humid 'rainforest'!

"If no one takes care of their 'business', then they are not even more pitiful!" Da Mao Ha said greedily.

At this time, several other women also discovered the three Luo Yang who were snooping outside, and all of them showed extremely 'professional' smiles, and began to scratch their heads......

"Brother Yang...... Since they are so pitiful, let's do good deeds, do good deeds, and help them! Xiaobei was dizzy by a wave of white flowers, a little unable to distinguish between southeast and northwest, and smacked his mouth and muttered.

"Well...... It should be poverty alleviation, and by the way, you can also 'help your hips', a beautiful thing that kills two birds with one stone! ā€

Luo Yang lost his mind and said, as soon as the words came out, he woke up with a 'cleverness' and scolded: "Get out!" I still have something to do today, and when I earn money in the future, my brother will take you to play the 'high-grade' art school college students! No, no, no, it's wrong, it's not 'playing', it's poverty alleviation! When we make a lot of money, we will 'sponsor' those female college students who do not hesitate to sell their bodies for their studies! ā€

Xiaobei and Da Mao reluctantly retracted their gazes, and Xiaobei asked eagerly: "Brother Yang, what kind of earning method do you mean by 'making money'?" Tell us. ā€

Luo Yang pointed to a TC card public phone not far from the door of the 'Lotus Heart Foot Bath', and said, "It's actually very simple, you only need to make a phone call, and you don't have to do anything else!" ā€

"Hit ...... Just a phone call to make money? This ......"

Da Mao said suspiciously, then showed an expression of 'comprehension', clapped his hands, and said smartly: "I understand!" I get it all! ā€

Luo Yang laughed loudly: "You understand? What do you understand? ā€

"Yesterday I saw in the news that the son of the CEO of a company was kidnapped...... Brother Yang, you did it, right? At this point in time, I must call the family and ask them to pay the ransom! Da Mao said with a serious face.

Luo Yang raised his hand and rewarded Da Mao with a 'burst chestnut', this kid seems to have been poisoned by the third-rate writer called 'prawn'!

"Tie up, tie up, tie you big-headed ghost!"

Luo Yang scolded with a smile: "Go, call 110 to call the police!" ā€

"Huh? Alarm? Brother Yang, are you going to turn yourself in? Don't, at most, just let the person go, even if you turn yourself in now, you still have to go to jail, if you go to jail, who will take us to the female college student of the art school to help the buttocks...... Poverty alleviation! Da Mao said stupidly.

'Oops......'

Before Da Mao's words fell, he received a heavy kick on the buttocks.